God, an Otaku, in DxD

Suho told the both of them the things he had done before they came and interfered. The two Archangels had trouble understanding him.

Mostly because of his overusing of the words, "Badass" and "Awesome Shit". That annoyed Mike, or Seojun if you prefer.

"Don't you have any self respect?! Laughing like hell?! Do you even know what character you're portraying? C'mon! You're SUHO LEE! You are supposed to be serious! Not to mention you're Kami! The Creator!" Seojun said angrily.

"Alright! I get your point. I'll start acting serious from now on alright? I promise." Suho said seriously.

"I mean, you're always cold, but when a damn strong enemy appears, you'll cheer up like hell! Are you a SAIYAN?!?" Seojun added.

"I-I'm sorry. I'll change my attitude..." Suho said.

"I hope so!"

They finally finished eating, the Suho put on his Kuoh Academy uniform, while the other two are putting on their casual clothes.

"I gotta admit. The both of you stand out even with those casual clothes." Suho said.

"It's called a perfect face, Suho." Seyeon said.

"Perfect my-" Suho didn't get to finish.

"NO SWEARING!" Seojun shouted.

"Now, you're no fun. You're getting worked up at nothing! You're starting to act like a grandpa!" Suho complained.

"You're The Creator! Have some self-respect!" He replied.

He continued to bombard Suho with insults and his problems about being arrogant, and so on. He eventually got annoyed, and cut him off while Seojun was talking.

"Alright, alright. Let's go now." Suho said.

With all of that out of the way, they started walking. Along the way, people, espescially girls, started staring at them. Of course, ALL of them blushed. Some even have lustful looks at them!

"Gah. Mortals these days. Always judging a book by it's cover." Seojun muttered.

"Don't mind them. They're just staring anyway." Suho said.

"Not that. What if I'm an ugly guy with you right now. What would their reaction be? Disgusted by me? Or just stare at us like now and blush?" Seojun asked.

"Give them some slack. They're mortals! They don't live long to realize that they shouldn't just judge people by looks alright?" Suho said.

"I'll accept that. For now, that is." Seojun muttered.

"Stop it guys. We're already here! C'mon!" Seyeon told them, while pointing his finger at the Academy.

They walked to the entrance, which EVERYONE could see them. While they were walking by, girls blush, speechless as the three pretty boys walked by. While, the males were just giving them jealous stares. They do not dare mess with them, because they look VERY tough.


They arrived at the Student Council Room, which they went to see Sona, and enroll them officially to the school.

They walked in, and Sona just greeted them, without turning back.

"Good Morning. What can I do-" She didn't get to finish, because when she turned to her back, she was speechless. Three extremely handsome men are staring at her.

"W-What can I do for you?" She stuttered, while blushing.

"We are here to enroll to this school, Ms. Sitri. Suho told us quite a lot about you!" Seyeon said cheerfully.

"You know a-about the supernatural?" She asked.

"Yes we do! I am Seyeon Yoon! Nice to meet you!" He said, while holding out his hand.

She shaked it, then Seojun introduced himself as well.

"Hi there. My name is Seojun Han. Nice to meet you, Ms. Sitri." He said, while holding out his hand.

She shaked it as well, and the whole time, she was blushing like crazy.

After the introduction, they discussed the tuition fee, which Suho paid, and gave them their uniforms, and their class numbers and schedules.

The both of them got the same class number as Suho, which means they will also be watched by the devils as well.

'Not like they could do anything to us. Besides, were not even hostile to each other anyway.' Suho thought.

"I'll show you guys to your classroom." Sona said.

"There's no need. I'll show it to them. Finish your paperwork for today. Thanks for your help, Sona." Suho told her.

"Alright. I'll leave them to you, then." She told him, while walking away.

"Let's go." Suho ordered, while the two caught up to his walking speed. They got a LOT of stares, especially those of the lower grades.

(Meanwhile, in the Student Council Room...)

'They must be crazy powerful if they are Suho Lee's friends. Close ones in fact.' Sona thought, while arranging some files.

(Back to the school hallways, the trio halfway to their classroom.)

"This school is huge." Seojun admitted.

"Yeah. I agree with Mi- I mean Seojun! The place didn't look this big in the anime." Seyeon said.

"I made SOME changes when I created this universe." Suho smiled, but the other two gulped.

After serving him for countless eternities, they learned a thing. When Kami says he changed SOMETHING, it will NOT be pleasant.

"What do you mean SOME changes? And why are we EVEN here?" Seojun asked.

"Hey. Just enjoy the story! You'll get the hang of it! I'll get back to Heaven as soon as this story finishes, alright?" Suho asked.

"What is your goal here, exactly?"

"To have fun. I'll kick enemy ass, and mess with the main characters a bit. Then, when this story finishes, I'll go back!" Suho said.

"I lost faith in you....." Seojun muttered.

Suho heard his muttered words perfectly. He stopped walking, which forced the other two to stop as well. Then, he glared at Seojun.

"What the hell did you say again?" Suho asked, menacingly.

"What do you mean?" Seojun asked with a sheepish smile.

'Holy crap. I just angered The Creator!' He though.

"I thought I heard something. Nah, must be hearing things." Suho decided to back off. For now that is.

They continued walking, the three of them, silent. They finally reached the classroom. Suho went in, and signalled them to wait outside.

After a few minutes of waiting, Suho finally signalled them to enter the classroom. The went inside and introduced themselves.

Of course, all of the girls blush, all of the men stare at them with jealous looks.

'When does these guys keep coming from? They look so tough!' A random guy thought.

The teacher told them to seat in the back, which they did.

Class passed by slowly, until finally! It ended. Before it ended, Rias told him that the meeting will be in Issei's House, which they already knew.

Suho's two companions look really tired, so they went out of the classroom immedietely.

Then, Suho saw Issei walking towards their classroom.

"What do you need?" Suho asked the pervert.

"My arm... Please call Akeno..." He wisphered.

"Sorry, but I am NOT going to do that. Come with me." Suho told him.

'Is The Creator jealous? I can't wait to tell the guys up what I just saw!' Seojun both thought with a mental grin.

'Hmmmm. I think something's wrong with Suho. Why does he act... Respectful today?' Issei thought.

They went to the trees, where nobody can see them. Seojun and Seyeon followed.

"H-Hey. Is it normal that they're following us? They're just regular humans. Right?" Issei asked.

"You have no idea." Suho simply said.

They have cover now, so he procedded in healing him using 'Yunhon Soul Recovery'.

"Thanks Suho! I never thought your healing powers are THAT powerful!" Issei praised.

"Let's go. The meeting is at your house, right?" Suho asked.

"Yeah." Issei simply said.

(Timeskip to Issei and Suho and his friends in front of the house.)

'How the hell did they renovate this place into a damn mansion is less that a day? Hmm. Cliche anime crap if you ask me.' Suho thought.

The four went inside the house, and greeted Issei's parents with genuine smiles. They went up the stairs to Issei's room.

He was surprised that they were already complete, and are now ready to start the meeting.

They went inside, and Suho gave a light chuckle, while taking looks at the nude photos and posters that are set up in Issei's room.

"Issei Hyoudou. You never change do you?" Suho asked. Issei tried to deny it, but failed misserably.

"What are THEY doing here?" Rias asked, pointing at Seojun and Seyeon.

"They're here to join the club." Suho said simply.

"How are we supposed to start the meeting?" Rias asked.

"No worries. They know everything. You're free to say ANYTHING in front of these guys." Suho said.

"My name is Seyeon Yoon. Nice to meet you!" He said cheerfully.

'He is doing an awesome job doinging his character's personality. Awesome.' Suho thought.

"My name is Seojun Han. Nice to meet you." He said in a neutral voice.

"You already have quite the reputation in school, even if you are still in your first day." Kiba said.

"I agree. They call you the 'Kings of Kuoh'." Koneko said, in her usual emotionless voice.

"The pervert is the only one with the bad reputation here." Suho said.

"Aww man. Wait. What are you-" Issei didn't get to finish, when Suho fished out a bunch of nude magazines below Issei's bed.

"Can you explain this, Red Dragon Emperor?" Suho asked.

"We're going to burn this today, alright?" Suho told him.

Issei stayed silent, not knowing what to do in the situation.

"Alright. You win.." He said in defeat.

With that, they started their daily meeting, checking how much pacts they got. They all got high numbers, and Issei has ZERO.

"Failure as a human, failure as a devil, and failure as a Sacred Gear user. What more could you ask?" Suho asked him.

"I-I'm trying!" Issei stuttered.

"Next month, I will try whatever it takes to be first place!" Issei said in a determined tone.

"Sorry to intrude kids!" Mrs. Hyoudou said while entering his room, with a plate of cookies on her hand.

"Welcome to the the meeting, mother!" Asia greeted her happily.

"Thank you! Now, this gathering is for the Insult Research Club, right?"

"She's always so close, but so wrong." Issei muttered.

"Well, I brought something that might inspire you!" Mrs. Hyoudou brought out two photo albums.

"M-Mom!"

"So, who wants to see Issei when he was a little boy?" She asked playfully.

They ended up looking at the photo albums all day, which kinda just ended the meeting completely.

Kiba saw the photo, and said something weird like, "Anything's possible" and whatnot.

Issei finally got a contract, and told them he had to go.

Issei was now thinking, 'What was that about?', while going to the location of the human who summoned him.

(Meanwhile, in the place where Issei was summoned....)

"So, you're the infamous God of Magic, huh? You're quite the celebrity in the Underworld since you destroyed Phenex's wedding." A man with black hair and yellow bangs said.

"Well, he deserved it really. The arrogant brat tried to attack me while I wasn't looking." Suho said.

"What is your goal, God of Magic?" The man asked.

"Let's just say.. I want to have some fun." He replied, while grinning a bit. That made the man feel unsettled.

"The name is Suho Lee, Governor of the Fallen Angels." He told him.

"And what are these guys? Your goons?" He asked.

"I prefer servants. What is your name?" Suho asked.

"My name is Azazel. Nice to meet you, Suho Lee." He told them.

"Then, we are finished here. Goodbye. And, please take care of Hyoudou. He's a failure." Suho said, while teleporting.

"I will. Don't worry." Azazel told him, with a smile.

They finally left, and Azazel can breath easily now.

'Damn he's strong.' Azazel thought.

Then, the doorbell rang. He opened the door, and he saw Issei Hyoudou. The Red Dragon Emperor.

(Meanwhile, on the outside of the building....)

"Hey, are we going to wait for them to finish? Or are we going to get going?" Seojun asked.

"We're going to make you stronger while they have a good time up there." Suho said.

"ID Create." He said.

They are now surrounded by dragons. Large ones in fact.

"These dragons are as large as Great Red. H-How are going to beat them?" Seyeon asked.

"We're going to create a party, so you'll get experience as well. If you spend one hour in this dungeon, you'll only spend one minute in the real world. Got it?" Suho asked them.

"Wait. Does that mean... If they spend two hours there... Means...." Seyeon was cut off.

"Yes. 120 hours here. Now, let's grind like hell!" Suho said cheerfully.

"Observe."

Name: Dragonic Lord

Age: 1

Race: Dragon

Job: None

Status: Dragon Pawn

Level: 120

Strength: 29,000

Defence: 27,894

Intelligence: 30,231

Dexterity: 22,342

Wisdom: 20,345

Luck: 10

HP: 100,000/100,000

Mana: 12,000/12,000

Then, they farmed like hell, just like Suho said they would. They killed thousands of dragons, and got thousands of experience. In the end, Seojun was a swordsman and martial arts specialists, while Seyeon was now an all-rounded mage, who can control almost ALL of the elements.

'Hmmm. Let's see how much they've improved.' Suho thought.

"Observe."

Name: Seojun Han

Age: 18

Race: Archangel

Job: Suho Lee's Companion

Status: Dragon Slayer

Level: 128

Strength: 25,200

Defence: 19,200

Intelligence: 19,200

Dexterity: 19,200

Wisdom: 19,200

Luck: 7

HP: 150,000/150,000

Mana: 100,000/100,000

Name: Seyeon Yoon

Age: 18

Race: Archangel

Job: Suho Lee's Companion

Status: Dragon Slayer

Level: 132

Strength: 19,800

Defence: 18,800

Intelligence: 24,000

Dexterity: 19,800

Wisdom: 22,800

Luck: 4

HP: 120,000/120,000

Mana: 200,000/200,000

"Good Job people! You can easily destroy Sirzechs Lucifer!" Suho cheered.

"What's his stats anyway?" They asked.

"He has at least 10,000 per stat." Suho said.

"That means we're like....." Seojun didn't get to finish.

"Yes. We're almost as strong as gods with this power." Suho continued.

"Awesome. Good job keeping your attitude intact, by the way." Seojun complemented.

"Let's go to the warehouse where they'll hunt the stray devils. We NEED to stop Kiba."

SUHO'S POV

We arrived just in time, and saw Rias slapping Kiba on the face. We hid in the woods, and just listened to them.

Kiba is about to leave, when we teleported to the entrance. We blocked it.

"Sorry, but I can't let you do that."