God, an Otaku, in DxD

SUHO'S POV

"Sorry, but I can't let you do that." I told Kiba with a voice of authority.

The devils were shocked at this. Which, is no surprise actually. The whole time I spent here was only me messing with people, and being serious when there's problems.

You know what? I'm going to take everything seriously now! I'll never give up! 'Cuz that's my ninja- Alright. Back on topic.

Kiba didn't stop. He just kept walking to the exit.

"So, I take it that you're challenging me?" I asked him, and all of us began to release 50% of our power. The ground began shaking.

"Why are you doing this? Why are you standing in my way?" Kiba asked me angrily.

"Why are you angry? If this is about the holy swords you saw at Issei's photo album, I advise that you stay calm. This is no time to act rash." I told him.

"H-How did you know?" Kiba asked me in disbelief.

"I know everything, Kiba. Now, I suggest going back to your master." I told him with a glare.

He wisely went back to Rias, and just looked down, ashamed of what he has done.

"Rias. I advise you discipline your servants. If you need some advice or help, we'll be there." I said.

She nodded.

"Kiba, please know the consequences of your actions before you do them. You'll need these words in the future." I told him, while walking away.

'I feel awesome. The only thing missing now is an awesome soundtrack, explosions in the background, and sun glasses as well!'

When me and my companions were gone, they were all VERY confused.

'Suho's acting kind of.... Respectful and proper today? Did something happen?' They thought.

'It's called self-respect, and character development, dumbasses.' Suho thought in his mind, while walking away. While they were walking home, they caught LOTS of attention.

From drunk businessmen who runs entertainment shows to hot girl celebrities, everyone noticed the trio.

They decided to ignore it, and just walked towards the house without a single fuck in the world.

'This is getting old. I am always like this everyday.'

(Timeskip to the next morning....)

"Kiba isn't going to school today, right?" Seyeon asked.

"Probably no. Thanks to Mr. Badass Lee here, he traumatized the hell out of Kiba!" Seojun said sarcastically.

"Hey. There was no other way to stop it guys. We did what we had to do, so deal with it." I told them.

"Now, stop babbling, and let's get outta here!" I told them.

We walked out of the house, and went towards school.

While they were walking, they sensed a new prescence in town. The trio sensed an odd energy. Something holy.


"Probably the exorcists and holy swords. Don't worry. We'll get the chance to see 'em soon." I told them.

(Timeskip to the front of the academy....)

"Well, we're at the academy. The school where a lot of supernatural shit happens! This is-" I was cut off, because Seojun hit me on the head.

"Act in character, dumbass." He said.

"Yeah, yeah." I told him.

We walked to the entrance, and people began whispering.

"It's the Three Kings of Kuoh...!"

"The look cool...."

"They're SO perfect..!"

"Do you deal with this everyday?" Seyeon asked me.

"Yeah. But, just get used to it already. I told you already. They are ONLY mortals. They live short lives. They don't have enough time to know that you shouldn't judge by looks!" It told him.

"Alright, granny." He said with a smile.

We went inside the building, and went to class. There wasn't really anything to do, because I know almost everything, so it is a bit boring.

We went to the clubroom, and Issei and the others was talking about Kiba's past. They were surprised by our entrance, and I told Rias we cannot attend the meeting today. They accepted it, and we just went home.

When all of that was out of our way, we purposely passed Issei's house, and saw the two exorcists in the living room.

One was a blonde with twin ponytails, and the other with blue hair. They were talking to Issei.

'Irina Shidou, and Xenovia Quarta. Exorcists of the church.'

"Let's go, Suho. We'll meet them tommorow right?" Seojun asked.

"Yeah. Let's go." I replied.

"Whatever you say, guys." Seyeon added.

(Timeskip to the next morning.....)

3RD PERSON POV

"You guys ready for this?" Suho asked the other two.

"Yup." Seojun simply replied.

"Of course!" Seyeon said cheerfully.

"You're doing a good job maintaining your character's traits, Lord Kami." Seojun said.

"I'm 'The Creator'! What do you expect?" Suho asked proudly.

"We expected no less, my lord." Seyeon said.

"Then let's keep going, then. This is going to be fun." Suho said excitedly.

The trio went to school, and they just looked at the clock, waiting for class to end, so that they would see the exorcists already.

The trio was wanting some action, which made them even more impatient. Seyeon and Seojun haven't even used their powers in combat! YET.

One time, Suho was planning to fight some fallen angels, but when Seojun and Seyeon got their powers, he knew it was IMPOSSIBLE that he will get a share of the fight.

The two of his servants are thristing for action! He can't blame them though. They have never fought a battle since..... eternity! The only one of his most famous servants who does not want action was Dave. He's powerful enough to be an Archangel, but he refused a promotion.

(Meanwhile, in Heaven.....)

"Dave, I've never asked, but why do you always turn down a promotion from a secretary to Archangel?" Uriel asked Dave, while they were in his office.

"I don't want to become a close servant of Kami ever again!" Dave said.

"Why is that?" Uriel asked curiously.

<FLASHBACK>

"Dave! Where are you?" Kami asked in an angry voice.

"DAVE!!"

Then, Dave ran quickly, holding a hot mug of coffee in his hands.

"Yes boss!" He said, while giving the mug.

"Hey! I want you to give me the annual report of the wars that happened in Universe 15386495.453! Is that clear? Then hand me the total universes with deadly beings! Send an angel there! Am I clear?" Kami asked.

"Y-Yes sir..." He said.

<FLASHBACK END>

"Ohhhh. I see now...." A bamboozled Uriel said.

"We did that every damn day, Uriel. So, thank god you're not Mike." He said in a relieved voice.

(Meanwhile, in Kuoh Academy....)

Classes were now over. Students and teachers were happy, and the trio had wide grins in their faces.

They were finally going to get to see some action! But first, they made their energies look identical with a normal human.

They went to the ORC Clubroom, then waited.

They didn't realize they were all grinning. That made the other ORC members uneasy, because when Suho smiles, you know it WILL NOT be good.

They waited, and they waited. Until.... They came.

Two figures opened the door, revealing two girls wearing white cloaks. It was Irina Shidou, and Xenovia Quarta.

'Hmmmm. So this is what they were grinning at.'

They sat on the couch, and sitting parallel to them are the devils, and the trio.

"Thank you for agreeing to see us today. My name is Xenovia." The girl with the blue hair said.

"And I'm Irina Shidou!" A girl with blonde hair and two ponytails said.

"It's fascinating to me that followers of God wants to meet with a devil." Rias said.

'Or in other words, followers of ME! HAHAHA!' Suho thought.

"It does seem random. Here's the thing. There's six swords that we can account for. Three of them are still in the church, and the other three was stolen by fallen angels." Irina said.

"You sure about that?" Issei asked.

Xenovia showed her sword.

"These are the ones we have left. They are made from Excalibur. This weapon is mine. The Sword Of Destruction." Xenovia said.

"Then there's the one I have here! It's also known as the Holy Sword of Mimicry! It's an Excalibur Mimic!" Irina said cheerfully.

"Well, what do want us to do for you today?" Rias asked.

"Stay completely out. This is between us, and the fallen angels. Let's be simple shall we? We don't need any devils in this town to intervene." Xenovia said.

"That sounds like you're accusing us. Why, are you afraid that we will side with the fallen angels and keep you from obtaining the holy swords?" Rias asked tauntingly.

"We know that for devils, holy swords are detestable things. Wouldn't it make more sense to side with the fallen angels?"

Rias was pissed, and is now showing signs of anger.

"And, if that is true, we will have no choice but to completely annihilate you, even though you are the great devil's sister."

"If you already have me figured out, then let me share something with you. There is no way I's ever even think of joining the fallen angels. I would never do anything that would dismirch the great name of the House of Gremory, or my dear brother."

"It's enough for me just to be able to hear that. I was just relaying the thoughts of headquarters. I honestly didn't believe that the little sister of Lucifer would really be that stupid."

They were SO focused in talking to each other, that they didn't even realize that there were 'humans' in the room.

They finished after a few minutes, and Xenovia noticed Asia.

"I was wondering if visiting the home of Issei Hyoudou would lead us to you. Aren't you Asia Argento?" Xenovia asked.

"Uh yes." Asia replied.

"It makes sense that I would run into a witch in a place like this. Wait.... Is that.. Humans?" She asked in disbelief.

They looked at the trio.

"Are you associating yourselves with devils? Did you know what you just did?" She asked them.

They did not respond.

"May God, forgive your souls." She said while unseathing her sword.

She charged.

'She's basically challenging her 'GOD'! HAHAHAHA!' Suho thought.

He was also thinking on how to destroy her, but Seojun told him something.

"She's not the enemy. Just show your power. PLEASE."

He nodded.

Xenovia was about to slash his face, when Suho blocked it with his finger.

"To the head huh? You're serious about killing us?" Suho askes her.

He released 50% of his power, and the ground began shaking.

Then devils were scared to death, even if they experienced it many times already.

The exorcists, was on the other hand, on the verge of dying of fear.

Xenovia waa shaking uncontrollably, and Irina was shocked like hell.

"Now, I don't want a fight. At least, NOT YET." Suho said with a grin.

That grin sent shivers down their spines. It unsettled them. The devils know one thing. If Suho smiles, you KNOW it will NOT BE pleasant.

"And, you still didn't apologize to Asia. You called her a witch." Suho said.

Xenovia wisely said sorry, because she does not want to die today.

"Now, do us a favor, and get out. NOW." Seojun intervened.

They did so, but somebody blocked the door. It was Kiba.

"This is perfect. I'll take all of you on." Kiba said, while leaning on the door.

"Who are you?" Xenovia asked.

"Your superior. Nice to meet you." Kiba said.