God, an Otaku, in DxD

"Your superior. Nice to meet you."

They went outside the building, and prepared to fight, just like Kiba said.

The exorcists got rid of their cloaks, and revealed that they are wearing REALLY tight black suits. Classic Ecchi.

"Alright then, let's begin." Xenovia said.

"Are you sure this is ok? Fighting people in the church without permission?" Akeno asked.

"It's just an informal bout. Not an official battle." Rias replied.

"If the higher-ups found out, we'd all be in trouble!" Irina said while unseathing her sword.

"Consider it a drill. No killing." Xenovia said, while unseathing her sword.

Then, Kiba suddenly laughed.

"Why are you laughing?" Xenovia asked.

"Because the one thing I wanted to destroy appeared willingly before my very eyes." Kiba said, then a number of swords appeared out of nowhere, surrounding Kiba.

"Sword Birth is it? I remember now. During the Holy Sword Project, there was one subject that managed to escape."

"Issei! It's totally you!" Irina exclaimed.

"So what?" Issei asked warrily.

"I feel like fate is making fun of me right now!" Irina said.

'More like plot.' Suho thought.

"A friend I grew up with became a devil? Why is this happening? My one goal in this world was to learn how to use a holy sword, an help everyone. God must be testing my will to overcome this traumatic heartbreak, if I get stronger enough, I'll be much closer to him!" Irina said dramatically.

'Hmmm. More like plot testing it's characters. Why do you guys ALWAYS use the name of God for everything? That just suggests it was by MY will this happened! Crazy people, they are.' Suho thought.

"I'm sorry Issei, this hurts me more than it hurts you, but you will now face your sins with the wrath of my Excalibur!" Irina said dramatically.

'That's messed up like hell! One moment she was sweet and dramatic, and now she has the attitude of a sadistic lunatic!' Seojun thought.

Irina charged Issei, then he activated his Sacred Gear.

"BOOST!"

"Issei! Look out!" Asia shouted.

Irina tried to slash Issei, but he moved out the last minute. The slash only cut his uniform.

"I thought this was a friendly fight!" Issei shouted.

"To return to my hometown, only to be forced to kill one of my oldest friends! Alas, they can be so cruel!" Irina said while blushing... For some reason we don't even know.

"Issei! Try to avoid her direct attacks." Rias advised.

"That is the plan. Thanks." Issei replied.

"BOOST!"

"The Red Dragon Emperor's Dragon Hand. With Asia Argento's Twilight Healing and your Sword Birth, you devils have a fair amount of the pagan's sacred treasures." Xenovia said.


"I have another power. One that comes from my fallen comrades. With this power, I will destroy all the Excaliburs!" Kiba said while charging towards Xenovia.

"Along with them, I will annihilate their wielders!" Kiba added, while they were engaged in a clash.

While they were fighting, Issei was still talking.

"Whatever that means-" He didn't get to finish, when Suho interrupted him.

"Stop the talking. Now fight!" Suho commanded.

"Way to ruin the moment, Suho!" Issei complained.

"Just fight already!" Suho said.

"And besides. I never miss out on boobs!" Issei said.

"BOOST!"

With that, Issei had a LARGE damn grin on his crappy face.

'Irina Shidou. You focus on worshiping God, while I focus on worshiping your tight-ass bod!' Issei thought.

"That's freaky. Why is he making that leecherous face for?" Irina asked warrily.

With that, Seyeon took a rock from the ground, and threw it on Issei's head.

"Stop it with the perverted thoughts, Red Dragon Emperor." Seyeon said with a smile. This was not his usual smile, Issei noticed. It was a smile of annoyance, which unsettled Issei, and focused more.

"You should be careful. Seriously watch out for that pervo-jerk, because he has the power to blow away a woman's clothes, just by touching them." Koneko said.

"What? Their clothes?" Irina asked.

"Koneko, why are you giving my secrets away to the enemy?" Issei asked, annoyed.

"Because you're the enemy to ALL women." She replied.

"Sometimes, the things you say really hurt." Issei said in a sad tone.

"Issei. I can't believe how you ended up! It's not enough that you turned into an evil devil! But your heart is filled with such extreme wickedness now! Dear God, I pray that will never forgive this sinful pervert!" She prayed.

'Don't worry. I WON'T.' Suho thought.

"Preach it, sister." Koneko added.

With that, they started to fight. They fought fiercly. Well, at least Xenovia and Kiba are.

Irina and Issei on the other hand was Issei chasing Irina. One time, he was about to touch Irina, but she side-stepped, and it ended with Asia and Koneko naked.

They continued the fight, and Issei got a punch from Koneko and sent him flying.

He got back up while doing an awesome speech about sex being justice.

He continued chasing her, but she eventually slashed him.

"I may have underestimated you. Your movement were almost good enough. Almost." Irina said, when Issei collapsed suddenly.

He saw a scratch on his chest.

"But it was only a scratch!" Asia said.

"Caused by a holy sword." Akeno added.

"I don't like this." Issei tried to stand up, but failed. He collapsed again.

"It's no use.. I-I'm too damn weak..!" He deactivated his gear.

"Oh No..!" Asia exclaimed.

"He has surpassed his limits." Akeno said.

"We're done here." Irina said, while seathing her weapon again.

"Irina Shidou. I officially acknowledge your win." Rias said.

Kiba, on the the other hand, was now too focused on revenge.

He made a damn large sword, which was too large to fight with, in fast paced combat.

He was ended quickly, and Xenovia pointed out his mistake.

"You should know to fight only when you're rational. After all, you are my superior." Xenovia said.

"So then, are you satisfied? Rias Gremory?" Xenovia asked.

"Yes. I am thank-" She wasn't able to finish, when Suho started talking.

"I have a favor to ask you, Xenovia." Suho said.

"And what favor is that?" She asked.

"You see, my servants here wants to test their powers against yours. Can you fight against them?" Suho asked.

"Yes, but first, answer this.You're not a devil, but you're powerful. Who are you?" Xenovia asked.

Suho thought something badass.

He made lots mana arrows behind him, and a mana sword.

"I'm someone you should not piss off." Suho told them with a smile.

"The self-proclaimed 'God of Magic'? You were quite the celebrity in the supernatural world, when you destroyed Riser Phenex's wedding day. We will be honored to fight against your servants." Xenovia said.

"Good to know. But to be honest with you, that arrogant brat deserved the beating I gave him." Suho told her.

"I agree. Now, who will we fight with?" Xenovia asked.

"Seyeon, you fight against Irina. Seojun, fight Xenovia. Is that clear?" Suho asked them.

"Crystal." They responded.

The devils are curious about this. This is the first time that they'll see the two fight.

They expect that they are powerful, since they are subordinates of Suho. And they will NOT be dissapointed.

"Alright no killing. The one to scratch the enemy first, will WIN." Suho said.

With that, they started the fight. Seojun made a regular sword, and Seyeon got a dragon staff they got from grinding.

"Watch me beat you with this normal sword, Excalibur user." Seojun said, while pointing his sword at Xenovia.

"Sorry, but I won't let you win this round." Seyeon said with a smile, while preparing a spell.

Xenovia charged at Seojun, and he dodged all of the attacks easily. Seyeon on the other hand was not having difficulty on dodging Irina, while making a spell.

This shocked the devils. They expected them to be fast, but not that fast.

The exorcists were not having a good time as well. They were slashing relentlessly, but ends up slashing nothing.

Seojun saw that Xenovia was getting faster, then he stopped suddenly, so she'll get surprised and gets no time to react. He blocked her sword, then slash her leg. All done, in half a second. She then collapsed, in a state of shock.

The devils saw the slash on Xenovia's leg, and declared Seojun as the winner.

"H-How..... H-How did you beat me so fast..." She asked, in shock.

"You were slow compared to me. You have a large sword, and I have a small one. I was more agile and fast here. I suggest you work on your speed, while using a large sword like that." Seojun said, and he also healed her.

"T-Thank you for the advice. How is Irina?" She asked the man.

"The fight is still on going." Seojun said, while watching.

Irina wasn't doing good either. She was getting hit by spells, and dodges it with ease. But, dodging can only do so much.

She got tired, and got grazed by an Ice Spike.

They declared Seyeon as the winner, which ended the day.

Seyeon gave some pointers to his opponent, and then they thanked them for the good fight.

"Thank you for the good fight. And Rias Gremory, remember what we talked about earlier." Xenovia said, while putting on her cloak.

"Just out of curiosity, did you find out which fallen angel was guilty?" Rias asked.

"We know who's behind it. The leader of the Grigori, named Kokabiel."

"The two of you are going against a leader-class? Are you planning to die?"

"We do what we must to keep the fallen from the holy swords. I am willing to trade my life to annihilate them."

"We understand the danger, but there's already been one casualty. A priest." Irina said.

"I know who killed him. Freed Sellzen." Kiba said.

"What do you mean Freed?" Issei asked.

"Wait. Did you go and still fight and meet him Kiba?" Suho asked angrily.

"N-No. I was just passing through. I was about to fight, when I remembered what you said. So, I just went away." Kiba said quickly.

"Good." Suho replied.

"Really? The stray priest did?" Rias asked.

"As I said, I was there when the priest was killed. But, I didn't engage, thanks to Suho's sensible words. But, I saw another thing. He defenitely has a holy sword." Kiba said.

"Interesting. A stray priest. At least, we know what we're up against. I appreciate your information, but don't involve yourselves. Espescially you, God of Magic. You three are powerful, but I suggest you don't get yourselves into this. Now, we will take our leave." Xenovia said while walking away.

"Wait! Hold on Xenovia! Well, thank you! This has been fun. Issei, I will be here to judge you anytime."

With that, the day ended.

"Rias, we will now leave as well. Goodbye!" Suho said.

"Thank you for coming today. Goodbye to you as well." Rias said.

The events today was great. Productive! The trio now went home, and slept like logs.

(Timeskip to the next morning....)

"Alright guys! Yesterday, it wax very productive! I'm proud of you guys!" Suho said cheerfully.

"We're also proud of you boss. You got your character intact for most of the day!" Seyeon said.

With that, they went to school.

"We're going to get called in by Issei today. I think he'll ask us to be with him when Xenovia and Irina is asking for food." Seojun said.

"Yeah. I agree. This will be also the day that the Archbishop of Annihilation shows up." Seojun said.

"Awesome nickname by the way." Seyeon added.

They arrived, and just went to class like normal. At least.. For now. Classes finally finished, and they waited in a cafe for a call, and it finally arrived.

Issei told him to come to the restaurant which they were currently at, and they did so.

They arrived early, because the exorcists were still stuffing their mouths with food.

They were having the time of their lives, even Xenovia saying that the place they were in was 'Heaven'.

They finally finished, and instead of thanking Issei, they got dissapointed in themselves getting the help of a devil.

"That's my thanks for buying you food?!" Issei asked, annoyed by them.

"Keep it together." Koneko said.

"Lord, please have mercy on this poor souls, even though they are devils!" Irina said, which caused the three devils to scream, because theu felt the pain in their heads, due to the prayers.

"Please! Stop it!!!" Issei screamed.

"Oh sorry. It was kind of a habit." Irina said.

"Now, what do you want to talk to us about?" Xenovia askes seriously.

"We want to help you destroy Excalibur." Issei said.

"What? I understand the situation. I don't mind letting you take care of one sword." Xenovia said.

Irina complained, and Saji, who was with them, groaned.

"You mean it?" Issei asked.

"You know who the other side has. Kokabiel is dangerous." Xenovia told Irina.

"And that, is where we come in." Suho interrupted.

"You're also helping?" Xenovia asked.

"We are wanting some action. We can take that fallen angel down." Suho said.

"We don't mind you helping as well." Xenovia said.

With that, they left the restaurant, and went to Kiba, who was at a fountain.

"Since you're a stray now, we could execute-" Xenovia didn't get to finish.

"Which is not happening today, sorry to say." Suho intervened.

"You obviously resent what happened to the Holy Sword Project. I completely understand."

"That incident was viewed with great repugnance. The person responsible was punished. Ex-communicated."

"His name is Galilei Valper. Also known as the Archbishop of Annihilation." Irina said.

"I know Valper. It was all him." Kiba said.

They exchanged more words, and finally, it ended.

"Yay! So I guess it's been decided." Irina said cheerfully.

"We will return the favor for the food someday, Red Dragon Emperor, Issei Hyoudou."

With that, they left.

"So, this is good new, yeah?" Issei asked Saji.

"This is not good news! Not only we could have been killed, we also could have been responsible with another war with the church!" Saji shouted angrily.

"Issei." Kiba called.

"Seems like it's our time to help! Since you're always saving us. Except Suho and the others of course." Issei said with a smile.

"I want you guys to stay out of this." Kiba said.

"What's going on is my revenge. Not yours. I can't allow this. I don't want you all involved. Especially you Suho. You have save us many times. You have no reason to involve yourself with this." Kiba said.

"But we're family aren't we? We're supposed to be friends! You tell me that I'm wrong." Issei said.

"No you're not-" Kiba didn't get to finish, when something hit his head hard.

"Just stop it with the cheesy stuff, Kiba. We wouldn't just leave you here would we? Adn have you forgotten about your master? Rias?" Suho asked.

Then, he explained about his past and stuff.

When he ended his story, Saji was crying like hell.

"Kiba! I didn't know that you had a tragic past! I don't care about Sona's punishment anymore! Hyoudou! Put me in coach! I will do everythinf with what I've got!" Saji said while shaking Issei's hands furiously.

"Ok man. That's cool." Issei said.

Koneko on the other hand, went to Kiba.

"I will also help you. Don't be stupid. We would be sad without you." Koneko said simply.

"Of course, we'll help you, Kiba. We want some action as well, so don't sweat it." Suho said, trying to appear cool, while in the inside, he was broken when he heard the story.

'This is so much better than the anime!!' Suho screamed in his thoughts.

"T-Thank you guys. I accept your help." Kiba said finally.

With that out of the way, the trio finally went home, since it was late. They were going to prepare for tonight's 'battle'.

With was VERY inacurate, since it was actually just a one-sided annihilation of they use their powers.

"Soon, a fallen angel will be visited by death. I think I know who it is." Suho said.