God, an Otaku, in DxD

"I can't believe it. A devil actually wearing a priests' clothes." Saji said in disbelief.

"Not without kicking and screaming about it." Irina added.

"Nothing will stand in my way between me and my goal." Kiba said.

"I think we'll be more efficient in two groups. Let's split up."

They split up. Irina and Xenovia on the other, and Issei, Koneko, Kiba, and Saji on the other.

(Meanwhile in Suho's Mansion................)

The trio was still in their house, preparing. But, they were not preparing things anymore. They were preparing for the opertune moment to appear.

Suho took the cellphone, and dialed Issei's number.

"Hello? Who is it?" Issei asked.

"It's Suho. We can't come. Something came up." Suho told him.

"It's alright. I think we can handle ourselves anyway. Thanks for the update!" Issei said.

"No problem. Goodbye."

With that, he ended the call.

'Hmmmmmmm. Then what should we do in our free time?' Suho thought.

They can't do anything, because there were not even anything worth doing.

"My Lord, do you think that they can do it?" Seyeon asked him.

"Hey. No need for 'My Lord' crap alright? We're not in Heaven. We are in DxD. Got that?" Suho asked him.

"Yes." He simply replied.

"And to answer your question, I think they can do it, since in the anime Xenovia and Irina comes to the rescue. But, not to let them down, let's appear anyway. Got any ideas on when we will appear?" He asked the other two.

"Hmmmm. Let's appear before Xenovia and Irina comes to the rescue. Who's in?" Seojun asked.

The other two raised their hands.

"Alright people, let's kick an archbishop's ass." Suho said.

With that, they teleported behind Issei's group.

"If I had a way to stop Freed, I can transfer more power to Kiba!" Issei said.

"Alright, what do we need to do?" Suho asked.

The voice of Suho from behind surprised the group. They didn't even sense that they were there!

"H-How long have you been there?" Issei asked, surprised.

"We just arrived. Now, what do we need to do?" Suho asked, straight to the point.

"Can you stop Freed?" Issei asked.

Suho turned to Seojun, and he nodded.

Seojun sprinted fast, and in half a second, he pushed Kiba away, then blocked Freed's sword with his finger.

"Who did that?" Freed asked.

"Insane priest, do me a favor and go to hell already." Seojun said, while flicking Freed on the face, which made him fly.


Issei transfered a LOT of power to Kiba, which made Freed look like a bug.

"Alright, Susuke Uchiha, get your revenge." Seojun said with a smile.

"I don't know what that means, but thank you, Seojun. I will not waste this chance." He said.

Seojun's job finished, so he went back to his group, while Seyeon was raging silently that he doesn't get any action.

"That was BADASS!" Saji complemented.

"It was nothing." Seojun said, trying to act cool.

He felt something powerful smack his head.

"Oh no you don't!" Seyeon said.

"You're just jealous you didn't get any action!" Seojun said, tauntingly.

"You'll get your chance, Seyeon." Suho said.

With that, they just watched the battle silently.

It was now the part where Valper Galilei appeared.

"Oh look! It's old man Valper!" Freed said.

"That must be the guy Xenovia was talking about!" Issei said.

"He's the mastermind behind the Holy Sword Project." Koneko said.

"VALPER GALILEI!" Kiba said in anger.

"The one and only." Valper said.

"The one and only what old man? Get yourself useful and tell me how to beat the already!" Freed said.

"Pour all of your power to the blade of the sword." He said.

With that, the blade starts glowing.

"Now, why don't you all stand there and become prey for my sword!" Freed said.

He attacked Kiba. He was not sucessful, since he was blocked my Xenovia's blade instead.

They exchanged some shitty dialogue that was fit for the middle ages, then Valper finally spoke, when Freed was beside him.

"You're done." Valper said.

"What?"

"All you had to do was to get rid of the vermin from the church who had snuck in. Easy. But now, there they are with holy swords, and you're outnumbered. Time to fall back."

"So soon? Well, see ya!" He said while getting an object from his pocket, while having a sadistic smile.

He threw it to the ground. Light blinded the area, and when the light dissapeared, the two were gone as well.

After that, they chased after Freed. Kiba, Xenovia, and Irina chased after them, and Issei, Saji, Koneko, and the trio remained.

"Goodness! What have you gotten yourselves into?" Rias asked.

Whem they looked at where the voice was coming from, they saw the two peerages and their kings and queens waiting for them.

"Rias!"

"Sona!"

"I'm sure this will be a lively story. I can't wait!" Rias said.

"Whenever you want to start explaining, I am ready." Sona said.

They explained the whole story, and somehow ended up Saji bowing down to Sona, and Issei kneeling, while Koneko still has her emotionless face.

"Saji! You weren't nearly as cautious as needed back there. Seriously, I am dissapointed." Sona said.

Saji was scared shitless, making a terrified face every time Sona says a word.

"I'm so sorry..! Please forgive me.....!" Saji said weakly as he bowed his head.

"Well, I'm guessing that Kiba isn't here because he went looking for that guy, Valper. Is that correct?" Rias asked.

"Yeah. Along with Xenovia and Irina. But, I'm sure that if something happens, he'll let us know."

"Koneko. Why did you even involve yourself in this?" Rias asked.

"Because, I didn't want Kiba to go away." She replied.

"And you, Suho?"

"We made a promise help 'em. Plus, we just wanted some action." Suho said simply.

"Well, there's no use in dwelling in it now, is it?" Rias said.

They exchanged a few more words, and Issei was now also scared as fuck when he saw Saji getting spanked by Sona, using her powers.

They hugged for a few moments, while Suho was staring at them, and Akeno was smiling.

"Why do I have a bad feeling that you just did something, Akeno?" Suho asked.

"I don't know what you mean, Suho~" She said, while smiling.

"WHY ARE THEY GETTING HUGS WHILE I WAS GETTING MY ASS BEATEN?!?!" Saji asked, crying.

"That's them. This is us." Sona said, while Saji made cries of agony.

"Issei, I need you to bend." Rias said.

"W-What? I thought you were going to forgive us?!?" Issei asked in a panicked tone.

"That's not how it works! A master is in charge of disciplining of their servants. Now, give me your bottom Issei!" Rias shouted.

"Wait Rias. Issei was not the only person at fault here. So please, I think I must be punished with half of the spankings." Koneko said.

"Alright then. Koneko, get ready for your spankings." Rias said.

"Please Rias! Forgive that ass! I should only be punished!-" He was about to say more, but Suho cut him off.

"Yeah! That's right! Issei! You MUST get all of the spankings. Rias, it is what your servant wants. GIVE it to him." Suho said with a smirk.

"As you wish, Issei." Rias said.

'I think I regret this decision.....' Issei thought.

Suho and the others was just smirking when Issei sent out cries of agony.

"So, I take it that YOU told them to give this kind of punishment?" Suho asked, pointing at Akeno.

She just giggled.

"Defenitely her." Seyeon said.

With that, they ended the day. The trio walked back home.

Before they left, someone called out Suho.

"Hey, Suho!" The voice was revealed to be Akeno's.

"What is it?" He asked.

"Suho, I..... Uh..... I...... L-Like..... Uh...." She was blushing, and she couldn't finish her sentence.

'WHAT THE HELL?!? IS..... THIS... A LOVE CONFESSION?!?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!' Suho thought, trying to make a straight face. Coincidentally, his phone rang. It was a new notification on his Acebook account.

It sounded like a text message notification, so he told Akeno he has somewhere to be.

"Hey Akeno, sorry to break it to you, but I have somewhere to be. Sorry. Let's continue this next time." He said, while walking away.

He was now out of view, and Akeno was angry.

"What's wrong with me? I just had to say three simple words! It was my only chance! UGHHH!" She said, furstrated at herself.

(Meanwhile, at Suho's Mansion................)

"She likes me huh? So..... She's probably going to get close with me every chance she gets.... I must answer 'yes' or 'I like you as well' in a very epic moment....." Suho said to himself, while he was in his room.

He was thinking deep in his thoughts, when someone knocked at his fucking door. It was Seojun.

"Suho. Will we appear tommorow with the confrontation with Kokabiel?" He asked.

"Yeah. We'll go, badass style." He replied.

"Good to know!" Seojun said with a smirk.

From that moment on, he completely forgot what he was thinking before, and formulated his plans until the fight with Kokabiel in the academy.

He added cinematic effects, epic soundtracks, and of course, some badass SAO Quotes.

'I'm going to enjoy this.' Suho thought.

It was 11:00 PM.

Suho was still grinning, excited that his plan would work.

He finally finished the last part, which would be done in the battle in the academy.

He slept with a grin on his face.

With only one thought in his mind.

'This shit will be epic.'

A true god indeed.

(Timeskip to the next morning.................)

He was still grinning like hell, which the other two noticed.

"Hey. What happened? Why are you grinning?" Seyeon asked cautiously.

Suho told them the plan, and at the end, the other two did nothing more than grin as well.

Before they went out of the house, Suho called them.

"Hey! Come here first guys! Learn these skills first." He told them, handing the both of them each a Sharingan and Rinnegan skill book, and a Jutsu-Mastery Skill book.

"What is this?" They asked.

"It's part of the plan. Learn it." Suho said.

They followed his lead, and just learned them all.

They then walked to school, just waiting for the moment classes ended, and they will finally kick Kokabiel's ass.

To their luck, classes ended. Suho thought that talking to Akeno was a bit awkward, but decided not to show it while talking to her.

"Suho, you ready for this?" Seojun asked.

"Of course I am. This will be epic! This.... Will be remembered as the day we will destroy a leader-class fallen angel!" Suho said, with a grin.

"Now, let's wait, until we have to appear. Where should we wait?" Seyeon asked.

"Let's wait here." Suho said.

They waited for the time for the moment that they will appear.

After a few minutes of waiting, the time where they will appear was now here!

They teleported in front of the two peerages, just in time for Kokabiel to introduce himself.

"It's a pleasure-" Kokabiel didn't get to finish, when he sensed a little amount of power in front of him.

When the devils saw the trio, they were surprised. As if.... They were in a cue to appear.

"What are you doing here, fallen angel? Suicide Street is that way. Why are you here?" Suho asked in a taunting way.

"Tch. Shut up. Human scum." The fallen angel said.

"Who said I was human?" He asked, forming a mana bomb, which was very little, while grinning.

"Suho. Please don't. Not now..." Rias said.

"Now, learn your place. I am talking here, so shut up. The only thing you can do is that little thing there. I sense your power, and it is very little. HAHAHAHAHA!" Kokabiel said.

They did as he wished, and faded in the background.

"Why aren't you revealing your power?!?" Issei asked in a panicked way.

"This is all part of the plan. Don't worry." Suho said.

Rias and the others exchanged words with the deranged crow, while the trio was grinning, like they were waiting for something to happen.

Rias noticed this.

'They're up to something. Again. The last time they did that, their opponents almost died of fear. I hope they do it as well to this fallen angel jerk.' Rias thought.

The talk ended, when Kokabiel started to attack them.

"Nice day for a war, isn't it?" Kokabiel asked, while attacking them.

The barrier dissapeared, and Kokabiel and Freed also dissapeared.

"I didn't see where he went!" Saji shouted.

"I saw him go that way. They're headed toward the academy." Koneko said.

"They're going to destroy the entire school!" Issei said.

"Guys. They said that they will start at the academy. But probably, it won't be ending there." Sona said.

"True." Rias said.

"Now what?" Issei asked.

"No telling what he might do, exactly. But it would be very easy for a fallen angel of this class to wipe us out." Sona said.

"That is if, you're not with us. We'll help you don't worry. And, I think death is going to visit the academy soon. And, he'll come for a certain leader-class fallen angel." Suho said with an evil smile.