God, an Otaku, in DxD

'Well, today is the day of the 'fanservice' episode happens. Well, that's just fuckin' great! Hmmm. No need to worry, though. I'll make 'em do all the work! HAHAHA!' Suho thought. The trio were walking towards the swimming pool.

"Are we there yet?" Seyeon asked impatiently.

"Nah. Maybe the plot wants us to walk and do a flashback of yesterday's events!" Seojun said, sarcastically.

"There's no building this far away from the-" Suho didn't get to finish, when he saw the swimming pool, and the ORC, good and ready to clean.

"What took you guys so long?" Issei asked.

"What? It isn't our fault our teacher gave us some extra works to annoy us, right?" Suho asked.

"Alright, you win." Issei said quickly, realizing it would NOT be wise to challenge Suho.

Then, they argued again of why they should clean the swimming pool, instead of the Student Council, which was originally the people for the job. Rias later told them, that it was to thank them for the help with fighting Kokabiel.

They changed in the locker rooms, and they went out to clean.

Issei asked Suho to heal his hand, which he did.

After that, Issei went back to the group, and they grabbed their cleaning materials.

The ORC was now cleaning, well, except the trio, of course.

They made three beach chairs, and an umbrella.

They are going to have a fucking blast watching the other guys suffer!

"Hey! Why the hell are you not cleaning?" Issei asked angrily, while scrubbing the pool floor.

"Hey! We're the ones who did most of the work in the last fight! So, it's just fair that YOU will do this job." Suho said.

Issei thought what the hell he meant, then, he figured it out. He was about to say something, but he stopped himself.

It was not worth trying to persuade him, since he made perfect sense.

Suho and the other two did most of the job. The only thing they did was destroy Kokabiel's 'pets', and they were exhausted by it already.

So, Issei just kept cleaning.

But, he makes angry glances at the trio from time to time, who was having the time of their lives.

The ORC members finally finished cleaning, and they changed to their swim suits.

Rias and Akeno had VERY revealing ones, while Koneko and Asia had less revealing ones.

Issei couldn't help but have a nose bleed, until Seojun karate chopped his head to snap out of his trance.

Akeno used a magic circle to put water into the pool, and they finally went swimming.

Issei was there, complementing the girls, and Rias, desperately trying to impress Issei. After Issei finished his damn 'judging', he then went to Koneko.


Issei helped Koneko swim, while Xenovia was NOWHERE to be seen.

'Must be putting on her swim suit. But, how the fuck does putting a swim suit on, SO HARD? I have transformed into a female before, and I NEVER had any trouble putting it on! Hmmph. Classic ecchi anime, I guess.' Suho thought.

Seojun and Seyeon was just laying down on their beach chair, not giving a single fuck in the world.

Issei finally finished helping Koneko swim, and now, he was going to help Asia.

Kiba was just not giving a fuck, and was havinv the time of his life, swimming to his heart's content.

Suho was just watching from his beach chair, not really knowing what to do.

He sat there for minutes, like in a trance.

'Hmmmmm. Tommorow, we're gonna meet Vali, then, we'll show who's boss. Ha! I'm going to have fun showing him his-'

Suho got of his trance, when he had the sudden urge to pee. Issei finished helping Asia, and was now, of course, rubbing lotion on Rias' back.

'That's just a new fucking level of seduction.'

He got up, and now went towards the restrooms. He knew what was going to happen. Anime Logic, fuckers.

'Alright. Lemme guess. Akeno will hug me out from nowhere?' Suho thought while walking to the restrooms.

Then, he felt two, big and firm pillows rubbing his back.

'Called it.' Suho thought.

"We can have some fun, if you want, handsome~" She said, in her usual seductive tone. But, something was REALLY wrong.

"You'll have to try harder than that if you want to seduce me, little Akeno." Suho said with a teasing smile.

She made a childish pout.

'Seducing The God of the Omniverse is impossible! HAHAHA!' Suho thought, with a mental smug smile.

Then, he realized something. Akeno wanted to talk to him, privately.

'I think I know what she will ask me. Seen in SEVERAL other fanfics....' Suho thought.

He grabbed Akeno's hand, and they went to the open shower section, where no one can hear them talking.

"I told you to tell me anything if you have any problems. Yet, you still keep it all inside you? Do you even trust me, Akeno?" Suho asked.

She just stood there, frozen. Her face now transformed to a face of sadness, instead of the usual smile she has.

"It's alright. You can tell and ask me anything." Suho said, assuringly.

"A-Anything?" Akeno stuttered, uncertain of what Suho's reaction, if he hears the question.

"Anything, and stop repeating." Suho said.

"Then, can I ask you a question?" Akeno questioned.

"Already did." Suho said.

She decided to ignore it.

"If your father abandoned you at such a young age, will you be angry at him?" Akeno asked.

"Actually, no. If my father abandons me, or perhaps even ANY father who abandons their child, has a reason. He still took care of me, so I don't really hate him. Again, he must have his reasons for abandoning it. And, whatever reason it may be, how stupid and ridiculous that 'reason' is, I still don't have a right to be angry at my father." Suho said seriously.

Akeno still stood there, contemplating on Suho's words.

Suho put his hands on Akeno's shoulders.

"Hey. Now what's with that sad face, huh?" Suho asked.

She finally snapped out of her trance, and finally said a word.

"N-Nothing... Thank you for that answer, Suho. Really." She said, then she went back to her usual smile.

"Geez. No need to get so emotional, Akeno." He said, while they were walking back to the swimming pool.

While the couple were walking back to the pool, someone was not doing well.

It was Issei. He was in the damn storage room with Xenovia. She just finished undressing, claiming that she wants a fucking baby.

She also wants to have her 'babies' with an aura of a dragon, which was really freaky like hell.

No normal character would go to another, and states that she wants a fucking baby! Well, can't blame 'em. This IS DxD after all.

The place of oppai, and all things dragon and pervert.

In other words, IT'S MESSED UP LIKE FUCK.

They were about to start, when a jealous Rias Gremory opened the door.

"Issei, what's going on here?" Rias asked, trying not to sound jealous. Yup.

"Issei! You're so mean! Why didn't you tell me that's what you want? I would have done it!" Asia shouted.

"Looks like you're in for a bumpy night." Koneko said, in an emotionless voice.

Then, Xenovia intervened.

"It's time to make a baby. Hurry, we don't have all day." She said with a voice you'll expect to hear in the middle ages.

"Do you even understand what you're saying?! You want to make a baby?! You can't just force your eggs into someone!" Issei shouted, which surprised the other three girls.

While 'Issei and friends' was arguing in the open showers, Seojun and Seyeon, who was still in the beach chairs, heard every single thing.

'This is DxD, alright.' The duo thought, while laying down on the beach chairs.

Then, it just kinda how they ended their day. They got changed, and now, they finally went back to the ORC, where Issei got a sermon from Rias.

While Xenovia and Issei was arguing on some topic, Sirzechs appeared, with Grayfia at her side.

"Is there some sort of event going on?" Sirzechs asked.

"What are you doing here?" Rias asked, surprised by the sudden appearance.

The devils kneeled, except the trio, who had grins in their faces. The grins made the other devils in the room, except Sirzechs and Grayfia, uneasy.

Asia was amazed.

'Is this THE devil king? Lucifer? Rias' brother?' Asia thought.

Sirzechs and Asia then had a little conversation, which was about Asia being a great healer and bishop, and how great she is at taking care of Rias and the others.

"Don't look so nervous, my dear. I am merely here to conduct some private business matters." Sirzechs said.

"What private business?" Rias asked.

Before she could do anything, Xenovia suddenly introduced herself, which Suho would like to call, 'Midieval Style'.

Sirzechs suddenly stopped her introduction, by laughing.

Then, he told her to support the House of Gremory, or something along those lines.

He finished with a "Thank you", and he then turned to Rias.

"And you have yet to tell me what you're doing here, exactly." Rias said.

"You honestly don't know? Isn't it almost time for open house?" He asked.

"No way! You can't!" Rias protested.

"If you mean that I can't wait to see my little sister in action in school, then you're absolutely right." He said.

"Is it you, Grayfia? Did you tell him? Be honest!" Rias said.

"Oh. I almost forgot. Father will be here too."

"You can't just leave like that. You have work to do! You're the devil king. You have responsibilities." Rias said, still trying to defy him.

"Well, actually, this counts as work too. This school seems a lovely place. We were thinking to hold the leader summit there. " He said.

"Of all places, are you serious?" Rias asked.

Sirzechs noticed that Suho was there too, and two other humans, who was as strong as Suho as well. At least, that's what their report says.

(Timeskip to Issei's house.....)

While Issei's dad and Sirzechs were talking, Suho and the trio was also present.

"How did we get here?" Suho wisphered to Issei.

"I don't know...." Issei wisphered back.

Issei's dad and Sirzechs are now having drinks.

"Whatever dad, hang out with the devil king." Issei said.

"It's ok. He doesn't even know he is talkinf to Lucifer." Asia said.

"Issei, what were you thinking? Why did you say they could stay at your house?" Rias asked.

"More importantly, WHY are WE here? HOW did we get here?" Suho intervened, but get completely ignored by the two.

'That's cruel.' He thought.

"I was polite. Besides, he said he would find a hotel tommorow." Issei said.

"So humiliating...." Rias blushed in embarrasment.

'Rias gets humiliated?' Issei askee himself.

(Timeskip to Issei's bedroom.......)

Rias and Sirzechs was having an argument because she wants to sleep with Issei, which Sirzechs says she must sleep in her OWN room.

Same goes for Asia, but without dramatic dialogues or any shit like that.

'Something's actually normal for once.' Suho thought.

Suho closed the door, and the other two are by his side, trying to look cool. But, he fails due to the small space.

Before Suho starts the convesation, he looked at Issei first.

He looked under his bed, and under it, was FULL of nude magazines.

"I thought you burned it already?" Suho asked, getting the magazines from under the bed.

Issei coughed nervously.

"W-What do you mean?" Issei asked with a sheepish smile.

"Hmph. Seyeon, use your fire magic. We'll burn it later." He said, while handing the magazines to Seyeon, while Issei was gonna cry.

"It's for your own good, pervert." Suho said, trying to retain a serious face.

'Damn it. I will NEVER understand you mortals. Well, my faith in humanity has been destroyed. You lust each other's meatbags, like it's some kind of treasure. Some even change their looks by something they call, 'Plastic Surgery'! That's so damn wrong! I give you a face, a soul, then you just change it because you don't like it? Humanity is not grateful to me. Fucking cruel.'

"Now then, let's go to business, Sirzechs. Why are we here?" Suho asked.

"Well, I want to ask you three something. Were you the humans who destroyed Kokabiel easily?" Sirzechs asked.

"Well, yeah we are. Why do you ask?"

"Well, we want you to have a seat in the summit. Please give us YOUR opinions about the events that happened. It will help us make peace. Please." Sirzechs said.

"We will give our opinions, but we don't want a 'seat'. I don't want to involve ourselves in your faction troubles. Give me a seat just means like I am representing a faction. I do not want that. I represent myself, and I do not speak for anyone else." Suho said.

"I guess... That would suffice. Thank you for your time, Suho. And, what are your names?" Sirzechs asked to the two newcomers.

"My name is Seojun Han." He said with a smile.

"Hi! My name is Seyeon Yoon." He said with a smile.

"Nice to meet you both. Are you friends of Suho?" He asked.

Before Suho could say anything, Seyeon intervened.

"Yes. We have been friends for a very long time." Seyeon said with a smile, so it was pretty convincing.

'You may be God, but we're Archangels! Our dignity would not be taken so easily! Ha!' Seyeon thought.

'You'll keep your diginity. At least, for now.' Suho thought with a mental grin.

"Thank you for telling us that, Sirzechs Lucifer. Now, I have a question. When can we do my favor?" Suho asked.

"The fight? I don't know to be honest." Sirzechs said.

"Alright. We're going home now. Is that alright?" Suho asked.

"Yes. Thank you for your time." the devil king said in appreciation.

"No problem. I'll be looking forward to the leader's summit." Suho said, while opening the door.

They left and shut the door, and Issei muttered something.

"There goes a $1000 worth of magazines." He muttered.

The trio went home, and slept like logs. It has been an eventful day.

(Timeskip to the next morning, Suho and the others just woke up...)

There was a doorbell ringing.

"Who the hell comes here in the morning? It can't be Akeno. She just waits outside the gate." He said, while walkong towards the front door.

When he opened it, he was quite shocked. Reay shocked to be honest.

It was just a perfect impersonation of Suho, but older, and more masculine looking.

"D-Dad? Why are you here?" Suho asked in disbelief.

"Well, I cam't miss to see my son in action in school, right?" He said, giving a hug.

"Who told you that?" Suho asked.

"Seojun told me over the phone yesterday. And I came with his mother too, and Seyeon's grandpa as well!" He said, which shocked the two.

They didn't even know WHERE their relatives are. The only thing they did before going to the DxD universe was who was their relatives and that's it!

Since it would be awkward not to greet them, the other two just did, with a hug.

After that, they ate, and they got ready for school.

After a few minutes, the trio went out of their rooms, wearing a Kuoh Academy uniform.

"You three look perfect!" Seyeon's grandpa complemented. He was FAR from looking like a grandpa. He just looked like he was 50 to 60 years old!

"Dad, we're going to go now. We'll see you in school, alright?" Suho asked.

"Alright. Goodbye, son." He said.

"Goodbye, dad!" He said with a smile, and they left and went to school.

(Timeskip to the trio nearing Issei's house, and Issei walking on his own, since Asia left him..)

"Hey Issei. Let's go to school together." Suho said.

"Alright! Let's go!" He said cheerfully.

They were now near the academy, and Suho, Seyeon, and Seojun gets lustful looks from the females.

'Wow. When I first got here, I was an unpopular nobody, but now, I got to school everyday surrounded by hotties, and talks casually with one of the most beautiful men on the planet! Talk about climbing the social ladder.' Issei thought while having a smug smile.

Then suddenly, his arm bursted to flames.

"Shit! What's going on!" Issei wondered.

Then, he saw a guy, leaning on the wall of the school entrance. He seems to be waiting for him.

Then, the guy walked towards Issei and the trio.

'Guess it's time.' Suho thought.

You guys know it's fucking Vali, so let's just call him that, alright?

"You don't remember? This is the second time we've met here." Vali said.

"You're Issei Hyoudou. The Welsh Dragon. The Red Dragon Emperor. I am Vali. The White Dragon Emperor. You can call me The Vanishing Dragon." Vali introduced himself.

The trio, the badasses they were, intervened.

"Really now? Why should we care? Because I think that you have the wrong address. Retard Central is that way, lizard." Suho said with a taunting smile.