God, an Otaku, in DxD

"Tch. Who are you anyway? I have seen you somewhere. I'm sure of it." Vali said.

"I saw you somewhere as well. Oh right. I saw you in a vision." Suho said, looking at different places with glances. Vali noticed this.

'He took the bait!' Suho thought with a mental smug grin.

'He's off guard. I'll teach this human that it just takes some pretty-' Vali didn't finish his thinking, when he realized that Suho was already in front of him, his fist milimeters from his face.

"What are you thinking, lizard?" Suho asked, trying to annoy him.

'He fast..! Then I'll test Hyoudou, then.' Vali finally finished his thinking.

He quickly sped towards Issei, who was still holding his arm, because of the pain. Within half a second, Vali's fingers were just about two inches from Issei's face. That shocked Issei.

"You're defenseless. What if I used some-" Vali didn't get to finish, when Kiba and Xenovia appeared out of nowhere.

Their swords on Vali's neck.

"That's not funny." Kiba said seriously.

"We can't have you and the Welsh Dragon having a showdown here." Xenovia said.

"Issei! Suho!" Asia called with a worried tone.

"You couldn't even beat Kokabiel. You think you have a chance against me?" Vali asked.

"Don't worry. While we're here, nobody's going to have a showdown." Suho said.

Kiba and Xenovia grinned, and went to Issei's side, and Suho and the trio went to him as well.

"Issei Hyoudou. Where do you place yourself in this world's rankings?" Vali ignored Suho.

"What?" Issei asked.

"I'd say about 1500 to 1000. He is a valuable existance. Take care of him, Rias Gremory." Vali said.

Issei then looked behind, and saw Rias, Akeno, ans Koneko. Vali turned to Suho.

"And you. If you're so full of yourself, where do you place yourself in this world's rankings?" Vali asked.

'Tch. You piece of shit. I created you, dumbass. YOU are the one who is so full of yourself.' Suho thought.

"Rankings in this world doesn't fit us. If we use our true strengths, we can destroy this universe in a blink of an eye." Suho said with a serious face.

What he said was true, since even the lowest and weakest of his angels can destroy a universe with only a snap of his fingers.

"Really now? I barely even sense any power from you and your goons." Vali said.

The Gremory Peerage grinned at this, because they will take the pleasure of Vali's face, once he sees the power of the trio.

Suho gave a chuckle, which gave shivers down the spine of Vali. He was a bit unsettled, but he decided not to show it.


Trio lowered their heads, activating their Sharingans, which was actually for show only. Then, while raising their heads slowly, for dramatic effect, the trio revealed 50% of their power. The ground started to shake, because of the intesity of power.

Vali was shocked at this, his mouth a bit opened, his eyes wide as well. Half of him was excited as hell, because he has powerful opponents to fight against, while the other half was scared as hell, wanting to get out of the town as fast as possible.

When their heads was raised all the way, their faces revealed an evil grin.

The Gremory Peerage was grinning as well, taking pleasure from the look of Vali's face.

"Now, do you sense it? This is NOTHING. This, is just a grain of sand from a large desert." Suho said, looking at Vali in the eyes.

Vali didn't know if he was telling the truth, but he wanted to find out.

"W-Who are you?" Vali stuttered, unconciously showing his fear.

"We're the humans who killed Kokabiel, lizard. Is your memory coming back now?" Suho asked, while deactivating thier Sharingans, and masking their power again. After that, they left with a dramatic effect.

Vali then remembered the human who shot him up the sky. It was one of the pretty boy's goons.

They finally left.

"Are they always like that?" Vali asked the Gremory Peerage.

"You haven't heard and seen nothing yet." Rias said with a smile.

"Interesting....." Vali said, while staring at the trio, walking away, without giving a fuck.

(Timeskip to class....)

Suho's dad, Seojun's mother, and Seyeon's grandfather had smiles on their faces, seeing that their sons and grandsons was on the top of their class.

"Go Suho!" His dad cheered, while holding a camera.

Suho on the other hand was..... Embarassed.

'Why the fuck am I embarassed? I'm fucking Kami! I am the God of the Omniverse! The Creator!!' Suho thought, while answering a question.

The other two, Seojun and Seyeon, on the other hand, was grinning.

They just saw Kami getting embarassed for some stupid reason! They can't wait to tell this events to the others in Heaven!

'My stupid servants. If they wanted to tell the others these events, they should not make me see them conspiring! I'll spam them with punishments later when we go back. HAHAHA!' Suho thought, with a mental smug grin.

It was now last period, five minutes until the break time.

'Going to finally meet Leviathan, huh? Time moves damn fast. Of course, except when there is a damn '10 second' countdown. A fucking second means an entire damn episode. I said it once, and I'll say it again. Anime Logic, mortals.'

The period ended, and some parents who needs to work jobs started going home.

Before they went outside, their guardians went to see them.

"Well, Suho, we're really satisfied in what we've seen today. You guys will become outstanding citizens one day. I'm afraid that we can't stay any longer, since we need to go back to Korea." Suho's dad said.

"Well, goodbye. We're going back to Seoul now. Have fun, you three!" Seyeon's grandfather said.

"Thank you grandpa. Have a safe flight!" Seyeon said, and the three guardians walked away.

"That's a relief." Suho said, while exhaling heavily.

"Hah! You enjoyed this day even if you got embarassed, Suho." Seojun said, jokingly.

"Really now? If you guys tell ANYTHING to ANYONE in Heaven about anything we did here, I'll grant you fate worse than death." Suho said angrily.

The two just laughed.

'What the hell? Why is my threats not working?!' Suho thought.

Then, he realized something.

Suho made a small smile that is barely noticeable.

'They're getting the hang of it, then. Good.' Suho thought.

The trio walked together, and went to the gymnasium, where one of the Devil Kings were, even though.... She doesn't look exactly like it. Serafall Leviathan is now cosplaying some anime, which is not fucking important.

She was there, surrounded by people taking her pictures. She was doing some poses. Issei and the crew was there, just arriving, and opening the door.

'Issei is also an otaku, huh? Well, when it comes to otakus, I'm like God. Which, I am really.' Suho thought.

"What do you think you're doing here? Scram!" Saji ordered.

"This is student council tyranny!" The phototgraphers complained.

"We've got class observations today! So get out!" Saji said.

"Are you related to one of the students here?" He asked the cosplayer, without knowing it was Leviathan, who was one of the Devil Kings.

She nodded.

Saji told her something, then as a reply, she just made a little damn dance for the hell of it.

"Can you please take this seriously?!" Saji asked.

Then, Issei walked to them, and told something to Saji complementing him and shit.

"This is no time for jokes, Hyoudou." He said.

Then, the door in the entrace of the gymasium opened. The figure was revealed to be Sona.

"Saji, what's going on here?" She asked.

"Well, prez, you see-" He was cut off, when the cosplayer talked outloud.

"Sona!" She shouted happily.

"Do you know her, president?" Saji asked.

"Sona! What's wrong? Your face is all red! You finally get to see your big sister again! It would be better if you look a bit happier!" The cosplayer said, while running toward her.

She told a few more lines, which included the both of 'em running towards each other, and calling each other's names.

Rias went forward, and they had a conversation.

"Lo- Ti- No- Se-!" Serafall said.

While Issei was introducing himself as the 'Red Dragon Empreror', the trio was having their own conversation.

"What did she just say?" Seojun asked.

"It's 'Long Time no see', dumbass. It actually works once you've done it." Suho said.

Then, Seojun and Seyeon said it.

"Hmmmm. It ACTUALLY works." Seojun said.

"Told ya guys." Suho said.

Issei was done introducing himself, and Serafall turned to the trio.

"Then, this is the 'God of Magic'?" She asked, blushing a bit while looking at the appearance of the three young men.

Suho was about to say something, but Seyeon cut him off.

"Self-proclaimed, but yeah." He said with a grin.

"Shut up." Suho muttered.

"Yes, I am. My name is Suho Lee, and my SERVANT on my left is Seojun Han, and on my right is Seyeon Yoon. Nice to meet you, Serafall Leviathan." Suho said, while seeing the two flinch when they heard the word 'servant'.

'Ha! Don't forget you're my servants and creations! HAHAHA!' Suho thought.

"Nice to meet you! Call me Serafall!" She said, while doing a little dance which was supposed to be cute.

"A-Alright..." Suho said.

Then, Sona complained about Serafall's outfit, and she continued annoying the hell out of Sona.

"I can't take it anymore!" Sona said, while crying and running out of the gymnasium.

"Wait! Sona!" Serafall said, while chasing her.

Saji went after them.

"Well, we can relate to that, can't we, Mike?" Seyeon asked, telling Seojun's real name since they got here.

"Tch. Uriel. That piece of shit." Seojun muttered, remembering a bad memory.

'That's why I never made a god as powerful as me. He'll mess with me all the time. Then, he'll call me 'bro' for some damn reason. Thank god. Thank me.' Suho thought.

They went back to the classrooms with the Gremory Peerage.

Akeno was just smiling at Suho, which made him a bit uneasy.

When they got to the classrooms, she noticed that Suho's dad was not there anymore, and she flirted with him a bit.

'Just this once. Wouldn't want to hurt her pride. Again. HAHAHA!' Suho thought, and he flirted with her, to Akeno's surprise.

Classes ended, and the trio went back to the house, but before they went another step outside the building, Sirzechs, with all of his dramatic glory, stopped them.

'How the fuck did he appear?' Suho thought.

"Hello, Suho Lee!" He greeted with a smile, while going down the stairs.

"Hello there! What do ya want to do, Mr. Devil King?" Suho asked with a smile.

"Call me Sirzechs. We're having a party tonight. My father, Zeosticus Gremory, is invited, as well as you three!" He said cheerfully.

"Party, huh?" Seojun asked.

"WE'RE IN!" Seyeon said.

"Good to know. Well, I'll see you three later at Issei's house!" He said, and went back to talking to Rias.

"Well, this is gonna be awesome. Wanna give 'em a little gift?" Suho asked them with a smile.

"Well, what kind of gift are you talking about?" Seojun asked, curious at what Suho had in mind.

"What do you drink in fancy parties like this?" Suho asked them.

"Wine.... I guess?" Seojun said, unsure of his answer.

"Yup. We'll get them the MOST EXPENSIVE wine in the whole damn world. The 'Château Cheval Blanc 1947'." Suho said.

"And how exactly can you get that during this day?" Seyeon asked.

"You're such a simpleton, my low servant." Suho said, and Seyeon made an angry face.

"Nothing is impossible for The Creator." Suho said, and a bottle of the said wine appeared in his hand.

"Power Of Creation, simpleton." Suho said with a smug smile, which annoyed two a bit.

'He burnt us good. We'll make a comeback later.'

Seojun and Seyeon thought.

(Timeskip to the trio standing in front of Issei's house, with all of them in formal suits.)

"You got to admit. We overdressed a bit." Seojun said.

"But, on the other hand, we look cool with matching suits like this." Suho said with a grin.

"Well, I can't argue with that." Seyeon said, forming a grin as well.

They went inside, and they were damn surprised when they saw someone who wasn't suposed to be there, was there.

"Oh. Hello, Suho! So, you got invited here as well?" Suho's dad asked.

"D-Dad? I thought you guys were catching a flight back to Seoul!" Suho said in disbelief.

"Well, we got stopped by Mr. Gremory here when we went out of the classroom, and we accepted the invitation!" Seyeon's grandfather said, and Seojun's mom laughed.

Then, the trio sent a deadly glare at Zeosticus, which returned a sheepish smile.

"Alright, dad. We are also going to give something. Something which was really expensive, so treasure it while you can. We are going to give you this Château Cheval Blanc 1947. The most expensive wine in the world." Suho said, trying to smile.

'Credits to Google.' Suho thought.

"Why, thank you! These three young men will become great citizens, one day. I hope our Issei can become like them one day." Mr. Hyoudou complemented, while accepting the gift, which was encased within a fancy box, which someone would think that it contains a damn expensive and exclusive Apple product. Gold plated, check. Premium feel, check.

Wait. This isn't a damn phone review. Let's go back to the fucking plot.

Then, the trio just went to the table, where the Gremory Peerage was also sitting.

The parents were having a great conversation. Now, Suho's video tape from the day's events was now playings.

Suho blushed at this, remembering that there were some embarrasing stuff contained there.

"D-Dad, what are you doing...?" Suho asked.

The Gremory Peerage and the other two, Seojun and Seyeon was enjoying this. In fact, they were grinning!

They'll be seeing Suho Lee, The 'Mask', and the 'God of Magic', embarassed!

"What's the problem? We're just showing what you were doing today! And, Seojun's tape is next, then Seyeon's." Suho's father said.

The two heard this, and they got nervous faces.

'This is bad for our reputation!' They thought.

The Gremory Peerage was curious. They never got to ask the trio about their personal lives, so this was good for them. They'll finally get some clue of what their true attitudes are.

Suho just banged his head on the table, out of embarassment.

The same goes for Seojun and Seyeon, when they finally finished their tapes.

Then, Rias went next.

She got embarassed, and walked out of the living room, and went back to her room.

Issei followed after her, and when the trio saw this, they got matching grins.

"Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" Suho asked with a grin.

"Aw, yeah." The two replied.

"Then are we waiting for?" Suho said, while going to the direction of Issei's room.

They sneaked up to the door of Issei's room, and they waited until Rias and Issei's lips are nearing each other.

After waiting, they finally opened the door, which startled the two.

"Oh my, Issei. You don't know the first rule, don't you?" Seyeon asked with a teasing smile. He then tool out two condoms.

"Always wear these." Seyeon said, while throwing it at them.

The two blushed at this.

"T-This isn't what it looks like!" Issei tried to deny him.

"S-Seyeon! This isn't....." Rias stopped, when she saw their situation. The both of them were in bed, so she can't blame them for mistaking that they will be getting laid.

Asia suddenly went inside the room, complaining at Rias hogging Issei.

'Ah. Mortal are really simpletons. They may be devils, but they were formerly human.' Suho thought.

Then, a voice boomed in the hallway.

"You shouldn't fight." Sirzechs said, while walking dramatically to the room.

"Lord Sirzechs!" Issei said.

"Brother!" Rias said.

Seojunwas about to say 'dipshit', but stopped himself.

"Rias, I have a suggestion." He said.

"What is it?" Rias asked.

"Don't you think it's time for you to free the other bishop? And Suho, father is looking for the three of you downstairs. Please go there." Sirzechs said.

"Alright. Let's go, guys." Suho said, and they walked out of the room.

'What's a devil going to ask us this time?"