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"Fat bald ass, is Cheng Chuliang the fat man you said

Hearing the Taoist's words, the bald head who was cursing was stunned. When he turned his head, he just saw the Taoist staring at him.

When he saw the Taoist priest, the fat monk first stayed for a while, and then the whole person's mood directly changed from bad to extremely bad.

Do you think I'm Hello Kitty when Buddha doesn't get angry?

I've just been attacked by a fat man. Now I've been called a bald donkey by a Taoist priest, and I've specially added the word "fat" as a modifier. How do you look down on me?

"Dead ox nose, who do you call bald ass?"

Just as the so-called reciprocity, human nature, in order to express his dissatisfaction, the monk directly coldly replied.

When he heard the monk's words, the Taoist was stunned at first, and then his eyes flashed a trace of good temper:

"tut Tut, monk, you are angry and have violated your Buddhist precepts."

"Ha ha."

As soon as the Taoist priest's words came out, the fat monk just laughed:

"when I went down the mountain, Wang BA in Gongde pool at the gate of the temple was celebrating his 800th birthday. Do you know how he lived so long?"

Hearing the fat monk's words, the Taoist priest was stunned again, and then asked with a puzzled face:

"is it because of its profound Buddhism and high cultivation?"

When he spoke, the Taoist priest looked at the monk cautiously. The bastards in the Gongde pool can live for 800 years. It seems that the origin of this guy is not small.

As soon as the Taoist's words came out, the monk sneered and shook his head:

"because he never cares about his own business!"

As soon as the monk's words were finished, the Taoist priest's face was stiff. What a powerful bald donkey, how dare he satirize the Taoist.

"The master is really good at Buddhism. I admire him!"

However, I'm not a bully. My mind moved. The Taoist immediately took a breath and then said:

"when I went down the mountain, a nephew asked me a question. I wanted to ask the master for advice."

When he heard the Taoist priest's words, the monk was also shocked. He whispered, "here you are." he knew that he had just set up the Taoist priest, but now he was looking for face.

But who is Buddha?

As the first Buddhist practice in the Tang Dynasty, how can you be afraid of a Taoist who is not half as heavy as me?

At this point, the monk immediately laughed:

"since the Taoist priest sincerely asked for advice, the poor monk naturally can't let you down."

At this point, the monk waved his hand directly:

"if you have any doubts, just ask."

As soon as the monk's words came out, the Taoist just laughed:

"when I was going down the mountain, my martial nephew suddenly asked me: Why did Taiqing sage write Tao Te Ching?"

Hearing what the Taoist said, the monk couldn't help taking a breath. It's talking about saints. Can the Buddha tell us something about Taoism today?

After thinking for a long time, the monk said cautiously:

"the poor monk thought that it was the God who saw our monks' hard practice, so he left this book to guide our future generations to practice."

After answering, the monk took a look at the Taoist priest with pride. He thought his answer was perfect. He not only solved each other's problems, but also flattered the Taiqing sage.

Although the sage may not know, what if others know?

Who knows, after hearing the monk's reply, the Taoist shook his head with disdain:

"wrong, wrong, wrong!"