Seeing the Taoist priest shaking his head, the fat monk was stunned, and then he felt a nameless fire in his heart:

"you Taoist priest, you must be deliberately trying to embarrass the Buddha. What's the correct answer?"

"That's right. Taoist, why did the founder of Taiqing write Tao Te Ching?"

"That is, since you say the monk's answer is wrong, tell us the correct answer."

……

Although the contest was over, the monks around had not left yet. The conversation between the monk and the Taoist naturally attracted their attention. At this time, when they saw the Taoist playing tricks, they could not help but urge them.

"Do you really want to know?"

Hearing the words of the crowd, the Taoist priest showed a smile on the corner of his mouth, then grinned and asked:

"do you really want to know?"

As soon as the Taoist priest's words were finished, the friars around immediately became angry. This is something about saints. Who doesn't want to know?

If you don't want to know, we'll stand here and stare at you, an ugly guy and a fat man?

Knowing that this guy is deliberately playing tricks, those with a good temper nod to show that they really want to know, while those with a bad temper have already started to swear.

"You're so unreasonable. If you don't answer quickly, I'll give you a big mouth!"

"Taoist, do you see the shoes in my hand? If you don't say it, it will come to your face."

Someone has already begun to take off his shoes. As soon as his shoes are in his hands, a stench comes out directly.

As soon as the taste came out, all the monks were confused. Before the Crusade, all the Taoists looked at him.

Taoist A: "lie. Trough, merciless!"

Friar B: "Daoyou, don't slipper, you are yourself ~"

passerby C: "did you step on the excrement?"

Passer-by Ding: "to be honest, the excrement of the white jade lion in my Taoist temple doesn't stink so much!"

Monk n: "doesn't anyone think the taste is very similar to the king of fruits before?"

Samurai s: "brother, good nose!"

Beggar L: "it seems that there is a big secret that you have uncovered?"

……

When people were talking, the Taoist priest, as the leading role, could not help his mouth twitching:

"Hey, don't you want to know what happened?"

It was only after the Taoist priest had finished speaking that people reflected their previous purpose. Under the scorn of many monks, the bold and unconstrained monk who took off his shoes put on his shoes and then buttoned his nose and said:

"if you don't want me to take off my shoes, please speak quickly."

"Listen, the reason why Taiqing sage wrote Tao Te Ching is ~"

feeling the ardent hope of the people, the Taoist shrank his head, then took a deep breath and said in a loud voice:

"I will!"

……

As soon as the Taoist's words came out, people were completely stunned. What you said is reasonable. We have nothing to say!

When Taiqing sage wrote Tao Te Ching, he was really incarnated in the name of Lao Tzu. From this point of view, is this guy nonsense?

"Daoyou is very good!"

The fat monk who argued with the Taoist priest before gave a thumbs up to the Taoist priest with admiration.

He told the story of the bastard in order to tell the Taoist: don't mind your own business!

But as soon as he turned his head, the Taoist told himself with the story of Taiqing Sage: Laozi is willing to meddle in his own business

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