Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

In order to make the game more lively and interesting, Jiuxia has secretly arranged a lot of abnormal and bad settings.

For example, the garbage from the edge of the stone will be broadcast on the system.

For example, if you spend a lot of money to build garbage equipment, you will also broadcast on the system.

For another example ... Full-level and full-player players will board the system broadcast because of some strange death methods--

[System: Don't miss the return date and accidentally fell on the cliff in Luohua Valley, and you can't afford to be injured seriously! 】

[System: I accidentally fell on a cliff in Luohua Valley for half my life, and I can't afford to be seriously injured! 】

[System: Yang Yu accidentally fell on a cliff in Luohua Valley and could not afford to be seriously injured! 】

Falling from a height is the lightest punishment death method among the nine heroes. It will only drop a small amount of experience points, not money and items.

[World] Messy eyes :?

[World] Today's Book of Flowers: Ma? ?

[World] Big Brother: What is it? Team crashed?

[World] Love potato chips: [Surprised] He will also be on the radio when he falls dead? !! I fell to death every day, why haven't I been there once! !!

[World] Pushing the fog: Only the Great God of Man Xiuwei will have such a funny hint. It is estimated that the captain's computer crashed and the team members jumped the cliff.

These words have just come out, and they are three new system messages-

[System: Do n’t miss the return date and accidentally fell on the cliff in Luohua Valley, and you ca n’t afford to be injured seriously! 】

[System: Half a lifetime accidentally fell on a cliff in Luohua Valley, and could not afford to be seriously injured! 】

[System: Yang Yu accidentally fell on a cliff in Luohua Valley and could not afford to be seriously injured! 】

The players of Jinghua Shuiyue first stunned and reacted quickly. Is there a situation?

For a moment, countless onlookers swarmed into the Valley of Flowers, just seeing the three great gods standing on the edge of the highest cliff in the Valley of Flowers, jumping down without looking back.

The three game characters fell to the ground empty-blooded as soon as they landed, pathetic and sad.

And there was a man standing on the cliff.

Little Fox Fairy dressed in black fashion, holding a long black whip with golden light in her hand, standing motionless on the mountain peak.

It may be because of the change of the new fashion. Usually, the cute little fox fairy looks soft and cute. Today, like a hero entering the world, she stands at the heights and greets everyone.

Somehow similar to that temperament in his title.

[Current] Sweet Scenery: 3/5.

A sentence without a head and a tail, but the crowd looked at it and understood it-

You have to die five times and two times left.

I saw the dead trio lying on the ground for thirty seconds. After the resurrected cd strips were gone, they stood up again.

[Current] Half-life: Huanhuan, how unlucky it is to make this qaq for the Chinese New Year.

[Current] Xiaotianjing: too.

[Current] Half-life: What Moda [Crying Thigh]

[Current] Xiaotianjing: Otherwise, jump eight times and make a lucky number for you?

[Current] Half a life: You wait, we're here [love]

The three crawled back silently and jumped down again.

From the teleport, people who dare not approach: "..."

How hard!

The first District Fighter after the Mirror Flower Water Moonrise Zone was born!

Jing Huan had Erlang's legs crossed and was walking around the circle of friends. Occasionally he raised his eyes to check the progress.

He wasn't interested in being a tyrant, but he didn't like others to make up stories about him, and he didn't teach these three people any lessons. They dare to continue to do so in the future.

When the fourth cliff news came out, the news of friends suddenly lighted up.

[Couple] Desirable: Ou Ba is good.

Jing Huan froze, when was Xiang Huaizhi going online? He didn't even notice.

[Couple] Xiao Tianjing: Mrs. District Ba is good, Mrs. District Ba has dinner?

[Couple] Longing for it: I ate and just came back from a relative's house.

[Couple] yearning for: waiting for me in situ.

My heart longed for it in Luohua Valley, pulled Jing Huan into the team, and flew away without looking back.

There are only three people who have just climbed up the mountain. You look at me and I look at you. You can't figure out whether to jump this last time.

This year, except for the first day of the New Year, Jing Huan had a dull life.

After leaving the last relative, Jing Huan was revived immediately. As soon as he came out of the family, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Huai Huai.

Happy every day: New Year's mission (7/7) [circle circle]

Want to be happy every day: (9/12)

I want to be happy every day: I'll call you after dinner.

Happy every day: OK.

The parents were still saying goodbye to their relatives. Jing Huan stood by the door with one hand in his pocket and waited for the wind.

Standing next to him was a nameless relative, who seemed to be the daughter of a distant relative.

The girls seem to be in high school at most. She turned her back to Jing Huan, bowed her head while talking on the phone, and couldn't help shaking her body while she was talking.

Jing Huan did not intend to listen to her chat, but it was snowing outside, so she could only stand side by side under the roof.

"I just went to the New Year and I'll be back soon."

"Well ... I miss you too."

"Okay, come out and do your homework together tomorrow ... I don't want to help you write it! You are so ugly, the teacher found it at a glance."

The girls speak very softly, every sentence is like coquettish.

Jing Huan listened for a while and finally waited for her to end.

"See you tomorrow, hang up."

After ten seconds of silence--

"Why haven't you hung up yet ..." the girl asked with a smile.

"No, you hang up first, I can't bear it."

"You first!"

"no……"

Jing Huan took a deep breath and wanted to turn around and say no to fight, can I help you?

The couple who had fallen in love with each other for a few minutes pulled the girl shyly. She turned around, only to find that someone was standing beside her.

The girl was taken aback, only half a moment before she timidly called, "Brother Jing."

Jing Huan hummed without changing his face, and glanced down at her little skirt: "Go in, it's cold outside."

Back home in the evening, just called Huai Zhi.

Jing Huan heard several conversations over there: "You haven't come home yet?"

"No," Xiang Huaizhi said, "It's snowy here and I can't go back tonight."

Jing Huan lay down on the bed: "Can't the arena tonight?"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "Go and find Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang and fight."

Jing Huan was funny: "Now who dares to play the arena with me?"

Qiu Feng's **** example is in front of everyone.

Jing Huan found out his pajamas, and said, "Even Lu Wenhao didn't dare to go with me. You look scared of others ..."

Xiang Huaizhi was standing on the balcony wearing headphones, reading the text message he just received, and smiling.

Jing Huan put on his jacket and was just about to change his pants. He suddenly remembered something and glanced at his own leg.

The elder's call came behind him, and his smile towards Huai Hua faded, and he was about to speak.

"Brother, what?" Jing Huan cleared his throat. "Those things are gone."

Xiang Huai Yi Dun: "What?"

"Those on the neck and on the body." Jing Huan said slowly, "On the thigh ... there is one more, it is estimated that the day after tomorrow will be better soon."

The implication is that the kiss marks are gone, when can we meet?

Jing Huan felt that he was too miserable. He went on vacation as soon as he fell in love, and ran into the New Year. The boyfriend could listen and watch, but he couldn't touch.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "So many days have passed, haven't they disappeared? Buy medicine and apply one."

Jing Huan: "..."

Jing Huan: "Forget it."

Xiang Huaizhi smiled and wanted to say a few words, and heard a footstep behind him.

He nodded silently and replied twice.

Jing Huan also heard, he said, "You're busy, wait until you're free."

Xiang Huaizhi: "OK."

Jing Huan suddenly remembered the outrageous call that he accidentally heard in the afternoon.

After a while, the phone didn't hang up. Jing Huan learned something like: "Why don't you hang up?"

He hadn't had time to finish the next words.

"Oh." Xiang Huaizhi just found out, "No point."

As soon as the voice fell, Jing Huan heard two beeps, and the call interface disappeared instantly—Xiang Huaizhi simply hung up.

Jing Huan: "..."

mua.

They are all couples, all in love, how can he feel that he is still not as good as those two farts who have fallen in love earlier.

Forget it.

Jing Huan comforted himself, two big men, just don't learn the sweet and greasy patterns of boys and girls.

Jing Huan opened the game, sorted out the packages and pets, and was about to go to play Arena 1v1 by himself.

It was a WeChat message sent to Huaizhi.

I want to be happy every day: I just rushed to grab the ticket and didn't have time to hang up.

Happy every day: what ticket?

I want to be happy every day: two tickets for the release of Jiu Xia's new expansion.

I want to be happy every day: [screen shot]

I want to be happy every day: just this weekend, the location is also in Mancheng, there are surroundings, there are activities, go watch together?

Jing Huan typed out three "go" words in a row, and felt that he was too special to hold on.

Happy every day: go go go go go go!

Happy every day: See you boyfriend on the weekend

Happy every day: [Flying kiss]

Restraint is a fart.

Jing Huan opened the screenshot, looked at the address on the ticket, and then opened the travel app to search for nearby hotels in real time.

He raised his corner of the mouth and smiled lazily as if fighting a victory.

What is early love?

Adult love is happier :)

The author has something to say: I'm late, sorry, it's cold, I was accidentally overpowered by the disease, everyone pays attention

Maybe the next chapter is probably the end? I don't know if I can't finish writing.

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