Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

"Little brother, are you a nine-xia player, shall I take you in?"

On the day of the Jiu Xia press conference, Jing Huan stood in the hall of the venue for five minutes, and finally some staff couldn't help coming up.

Jing Huan is wearing a short coat and dark jeans with long legs wrapped around her. She stands out from the crowd.

The staff around him who wore nine cosplay costumes had been peeking at him for a long time.

Jing Huan tilted his head and said to the girl wearing the Jiuxia fairy costume, "No, thank you."

"Waiting for a girlfriend?" The girl smiled and handed him a small keychain with the pattern of roses in the game of Jiuxia. "This is a free gift. You can give it to your girlfriend in a while."

Jing Huan took it and smiled: "Thank you."

The girl walked silently back to the workbench, and a companion was immediately greeted.

"Well, did you get WeChat?"

"Did you play Jiu Xia? Did you ask him in which district?"

"It should be a Jiuxia player. He took my keychain." The girl lowered her head and fiddled with the accessories on her body, and whispered, "Don't think about it, people seem to be waiting for a girlfriend."

Several people booed.

"Well, it looks like I'm in my teens. Why are you in love? I didn't give my sister a chance ..."

"Forget it, it's pretty eye-catching. Let's look at it a little while someone's girlfriend isn't here."

"I'm waiting here. I want to see what a handsome girlfriend looks like."

As a result, several staff members, while operating, were following the events in front of the venue in real time.

Five minutes later, the girl couldn't help muttering, "His girlfriend is too late!"

The person next to her just wanted to respond, after Yu Guang glanced at the boy who had just entered the gate, he subconsciously caught his friend's skirt.

"Oh ... who says all otakus are playing games ?! Look at the door !!"

The girl looked around, and after seeing the person coming in, she sorted out her ticket slightly.

A few seconds later, she trimmed her hair and turned to leave.

A friend grabbed her: "Where are you going?"

"Ask WeChat to drop in a keychain!"

"Blessed together ... wait," a friend suddenly reached out and grabbed her, "... look over there."

The person who just walked in was dressed in black, and seemed to have the coolness contaminated outdoors.

I saw him walk quickly to the door, and then ... rubbed the boy's hair waiting for a long time at the door.

Jing Huan looked up from his mobile phone and laughed after seeing people clearly.

"Sorry, traffic jam." Xiang Huaizhi said.

"It's okay, I just arrived." Jing Huan raised his hand and shook the keychain on his finger. "This is for you."

Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrows: "What is it?"

"The rose keychain was just given to me by the staff." Jing Huan said, "Let me give it to my girlfriend."

Xiang Huaizhi smiled and took it directly to the car key.

After checking the tickets, the two walked side by side.

It wasn't until the back was invisible that the girls returned.

A friend said excitedly: "What girlfriend! People are waiting for friends! You have a chance again!"

The girl stood quietly for a while, turned back to the workbench, and sighed.

A friend said strangely, "What's wrong?"

"What opportunity ..." The girl glanced at her silently, "there is no chance at all, let's work, don't think about it."

Buddy: "...?"

As soon as they entered the venue, as soon as they were seated, the expansion event officially began.

The seat on the admission ticket is in the middle of the second row. Jing Huan looked at the large cameras in front of him: "Where is your position ... isn't it a little better?"

Xiang Huaizhi said: "It's okay, even if you take a photo in the auditorium, it will just pass by."

Jing Huan thought about it, too.

Jiuxia is currently the most popular mmorpg game in China. The game company is full of confidence, not only has arranged a luxurious venue for this conference, even the host is a common face on TV.

The two hosts spoke for a while, and the first show began.

It's Jiuxia cosplay performance.

There are many types of Jiu Xia character fashion, but there are only a few classic fashions. For lightness and elegance, there are not many fabrics.

Jing Huan looked at coser's dress and couldn't help shrinking his neck.

Xiang Huaizhi turned his head and asked, "Cold?"

Jing Huan honestly said, "Cold them."

Xiang Huaizhi was silent for a moment, then suddenly raised his hand and put it on Jing Huan's thigh, and spread his palm toward him.

Jing Huan kicked him subconsciously, and stunned: "Why are your hands so cold?"

Xiang Huai's heart was hot and satisfied.

He said: "There are no parking spaces nearby, the car is parked far, and we forgot to wear gloves when we got out of the car."

Jing Huan frowned, raised his hand, and straight into his pocket.

Everyone around was performing on the stands, and besides, their clothes were thick, and no one could see this little movement.

When Jing Huan looked up again, the performance was over, and the host was interviewing a coser.

Jing Huan narrowed his eyes slightly, and always felt that the coser wearing a fairy white dress was familiar.

He listened to the host to introduce two sentences. It turned out that the coser was a nine-xia player, or a very famous female anchor.

"Come, please introduce yourself." The host smiled.

The woman held up the microphone and smiled cheerfully: "Hello everyone, I'm Fairy Mengmo of Jinghua Shuiyue."

Jing Huan: "..."

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."

Grass.

He said why he was so familiar ...

Xian Mengmeng removed the filters and beauty, although it can be considered a little beauty, but there is still a little gap with the people in the live broadcast, Jing Huan could not recognize for a while.

Jing Huan leaned her head: "She won't find my real pk for a while ..."

Xiang Huaizhi was speechless and funny: "No, she doesn't know who we are."

Jing Huan chuckled his lips.

He didn't expect to see Xian Mengmeng at a press conference.

The coser show ended. In the game, the Jiuxia planning representative, who was to face countless scolds, went to the stage with a bald head and a beer belly.

The players on the stage immediately hissed.

Jing Huan was amused and followed Boo's plan.

The plan waved again and again: "Everyone has something to say ..."

Jing Huan smiled happily, and saw Xian Mengmeng, who was wearing a thick coat, bent over, hurried out from the side, and sat in the only empty space in front of them.

Jing Huan: "..."

The launch of the new expansion film was very grand. It can be seen that the organizers took great care not only to make great efforts on the venue and the guest lineup, but also started the live broadcast on the official live broadcast platform.

In addition, rewards will be dropped in the live broadcast room every ten minutes, and the resurrection plan will be limited again. The rewards are very generous. A few swipes of system news can swipe several screens. As a result, the popularity of the official live broadcast room has exploded, and many players can't support their computers. They must block gifts and barrage to watch normally.

The cosplay session has just ended. Coser is **** or handsome, which is used by the organizer to stimulate the atmosphere.

The barrage also complied with the organizer's wishes, and it was almost impossible to see.

Unfortunately, most of them are not discussing the press conference.

[Ahhhh! !! Photographer you want to eat fart! !! Speed ​​gave the camera to the two little brothers on stage! !! !! 】

[I took a screenshot, look at my avatar! 】

[They hold hands? Am I wrong? The little brother on the left still put the two hands in his pockets? 】

[All the handsome guys in the world are going to work? 】

[Grass I don't want to watch **** planning speech at all! Cut it for me immediately! mirror! head! 】

...

Jing Huan was totally unaware that during the coser show, the official live-streaming footage stayed for nearly 20 seconds before and after him and Xiang Huaizhi.

While he was listening to the bragging plan, a three-person discussion group was talking hot.

Lu Wenhao: Am I dazzled?

Lu Wenhao: I'm definitely not dazzled, no one will admit wrong when I admit it!

Lu Hang: They are sitting very close. I and Xiang Xiang have been in class together for more than two years.

Gao Zixiang: Grass, they are still holding hands ... too brazen! hateful!

Lu Wenhao: I said it! I said it! !! What did they say last time! All lie! They must have been in love for a long time!

Lu Hang: Nonsense, didn't I tell you, they even have children in the game. Say that Xian Mengmeng and He Huanhuan will not fight ...

Lu Wenhao: No, don't look at Huan Huan who is usually harsh on me, but very gentlemen to girls.

Lu Hang: The press conference ends at 9 o'clock. Where do you say they will go after the end?

Gao Zixiang: Don't say it, let's talk about yellow, be careful WeChat has blocked you.

Lu Wenhao: Gao Zixiang asked you to explore the tone.

Gao Zixiang :?

Gao Zixiang: How dare I ask? You don't want to live by yourself, don't bring me.

After sending this sentence, Gao Zixiang opened a new discussion group that he had just joined a few days ago-"love each other".

It is the combined chat group of Xianrenge and Wuji. Three days ago, the two gang leaders said that they had heard some changes in the game, and their two gangs had formed alliances.

In the group, there are live-action gifs of Jinghuan Huan and Xiang Huaizhi.

The discussion in the group was very enthusiastic. Many people said that they wanted to know the server of the two people. They would create a trumpet to wish 99, but they did not know that the dog food they had eaten before.

The press conference continues.

After planning a joke for a while, finally began to release new expansion films-

Create new maps, new summoned beast infestations, Xinhe District plans, gang alliances.

Regional warfare rewards were significantly improved, the transfer zone mechanism was opened, and cross-service trading channels were opened.

Each single item pulled out is enough to surprise the players. The more the back, the louder the screams are.

Jing Huan was also shocked. The cross-service trading channel opened, indicating that the price of each district will be disrupted, and the price of equipment will be affected. The most important thing is-

You can kill people across servers ... oh no, it's a cross server challenge!

He dare not imagine how many players will flood into the mirror.

Fortunately, there are also various restrictions in the transfer area. For example, the new area can only be transferred to the new area, as is the old area. And the more server players you want to go, the more expensive the cross-service fee ... it is enough to see how long ago Jiu Xia started planning this change / revolution.

There was too much information, and Jing Huan couldn't digest all these changes until he planned to step down.

So when the spotlight hit him, Jing Huan was aggressive.

"Seat 21 ... Okay, this player, please come to our stage." The host looked at him kindly.

Jing Huan: "?"

Under the urging eyes of the host, Jing Huan released Xiang Huaizhi's hand, slowly got up, took the microphone handed by the staff, and asked blankly, "I won the prize?"

When he said this, he laughed.

The host chuckled and repeated: "No ... but it's the same. We invited two special guests today. You are the lucky spectators we have drawn and can play a 2v2 exhibition match with them. After the game, regardless of winning or losing, We'll give you a new mount to be launched next week after maintenance. "

There were barrage in the live room.

[Show match? Is the performance area station staff torture ordinary players? The organizer's brain really had cat disease. 】

[But I can take the younger brother, I unilaterally forgive the organizer, I hope the younger brother will hold on, don't be killed in seconds. 】

[Ah, my brother has a shot again! 】

Jing Huan originally wanted to refuse, but hesitated after hearing the moderator's last sentence.

Earn a new mount.

I get the money from Jiuxia! !! !!

"The one left ... or the gentleman next to No. 21, you guys come together?" The host didn't know what he heard in the headset, and suddenly he sounded.

【grass! I forgive the organizer too! The organizer came over to kiss him! !! 】

[Stand together! I rely on both of them to have long legs ... Is the host one meter seven? 】

[Checked it, host 172. 】

[Moderator: What did I do wrong and you want to execute the sentence publicly? 】

[So handsome! Quickly ask my wife about their server and id! 】

Moderator: "Which server do you come from?"

Jing Huan made a mess: "Brilliant mountains and rivers."

The host passed the microphone to the other person.

Xiang Huaizhi said succinctly: "Same."

As soon as the words came out, the first row of the stage, Xian Meng, who had been lowering his head while playing with a mobile phone, looked up with a shocked expression.

The sound ...

It may be unrecognizable to others, but she definitely will not.

Xinxinzhi once sent her a seven-second voice, and she listened back and forth no less than fifty times ...

After a few seconds, she slowly looked at the other boy.

The host suddenly realized: "Do you know?"

Jing Huan raised his eyebrows: "Well, very familiar."

One of Xiang Huai's mouth turned up, and his smile was shallow.

[The host quickly scratches his head and lets them kiss! 】

[? ? I went the wrong way. Isn't this the launch of Jiuxia? ? 】

Jing Huan coped with the interview casually, and soon the staff came up to ask them what kind of game account they needed.

Of course, 2v2 will not allow players to mention their numbers. The official will give an account of full martial arts and full equipment of any martial arts. It is fair to start with the same starting point.

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "What do you want to play?"

Jing Huanying: "I want to win."

Xiang Huaizhi nodded and turned his head: "To Qiyashan and Fox Fairy Cave, thank you."

staff member:"?"

Staff: "Are you newbies? These two martial arts are more difficult to play, otherwise I will change the nurse and Niutouzhai?"

Three minutes later, they sat in front of the computer arranged by the organizer, and four different game interfaces were also placed on the big screen.

[? Fox Fairy Cave? ? ? brother? This school is almost eliminated? !! 】

[Qiyashan? Watching the video yearning for more, the identification is complete. 】

[I hope the two War Gods will show mercy! Let's take a closer look at the little brother! The ball is over! 】

Lu Wenhao couldn't help seeing the barrage, and the screenshot was sent to the discussion group.

Lu Wenhao: [Image] These people are still too young.

Lu Hang: Press for a few minutes.

Lu Wenhao: Ten minutes.

Gao Zixiang: No, the opposite team is also a district team, it seems to be a horse racing server? I pressed for more than fifteen minutes.

Lu Hang: OK, I'll keep it under ten minutes. Red envelopes, 20 per person, small gambling.

Alas, three red envelopes came out.

Before the game started, the barrage in the live room was already arguing.

[The previous one is sick. I watch the live broadcast to see pk, not the two men. Get off. 】

[You see pk, I see men, is there a problem? Meaning I can't send a barrage anymore? Did we ask the organizer to choose these two little brothers? Sabbi, my mother is about to send a barrage, slightly annoying you. 】

The housekeepers immediately started to work, and the workload was huge, and they became tired.

Fortunately, this situation did not last long.

To be precise, no one quarreled after the game started.

[Our day? 】

[? ? ? 】

[I see the wrong perspective? ? Why is this Qiyashan attack 100% hit? ? ? Oh no ... the people who are driving horses have not chosen Qiyashan! 】

[Is the person who runs the horse once closed Fengxian Cave once? 】

[Is this water? Doesn't look like it? 】

[This is a fart, this is a torture ... random player blood torture war zone player ...? 】

[Fortunately, it's a live broadcast, and you can watch the screen recording and playback. I just had no time to record. 】

[I have a longing for it. 】

...

The members of the "Family and Love Family" discussion group were also a little bit blind at this time.

Qiu Feng: The operation of Qiyashan has a fight with Xiangshen.

Fallen leaves to their roots: The operation of this fox fairy cave is a little bit like Xiaotianjing.

Don't ask to return: The two people's voices are actually a little strange.

Gentle Mosquito Repellent: What, I have a bold idea ...

The wind blows softly: Me too ...

Spring Xiao: ...

Love is what you eat: ...

Not my cup of tea: ...

Natal zhizhi peach peach: ...

After eight minutes, the game was over.

Jing Huan looked at the word "Victory" on the computer screen and moved his wrist at will.

After stepping down, Xiang Huaizhi asked: "Hand pain?"

"No, my fingers are a bit sour. There have been more mobile games these days ..."

Before Jing Huan's words were finished, Xiang Huaizhi took his hand over and helped him lightly.

Regardless of Jinghuan's use, I don't know, anyway ... quite comfortable.

The two were discussing how to take back the bunch of dolls sent by the government. Xian Mengmeng, who was sitting in front of them, held her breath nervously and raised her ears quietly.

Another one is indeed the sound of Xiao Tianjing.

She thought the sound was good before, she couldn't control it ... gave him a few gifts.

She sat idly there until nine o'clock, and the press conference ended on time.

Immediately there were many male players wanting to add her WeChat. Xian Mengmeng glanced at the boy who received the gift at the workbench with Yu Guang. After the two men left, she suddenly got up from the seat and hurriedly dropped a sentence "Sorry I have something to do", turned and followed closely.

She followed them to some underground parking lot.

Worried that the sound of her high heels was too loud, she walked slowly, and when they found her longing, they had all dropped the set of nine chivalrous dolls on the car.

The door was open, and the two boys stood by the door, whispering, not knowing what they were talking about, then bowed their heads slightly, and they touched their lips briefly.

Xian Mengmeng's heartbeat has never been so fast.

what happened.

Why look at these two people ... more nervous than falling in love with herself! !! !!

Jing Huan did not expect that the parking place of Huai Huai was the parking lot of the hotel he booked.

"What a coincidence." Jing Huan said after the kiss.

Xiang Huaizhi: "What?"

"I booked a room ... just upstairs."

Xianghuai paused, pretending to be stupid: "What do you do to book a room?"

Jing Huan: "..."

Jing Huanpi smiled and smiled: "Booking to play, I don't like to live at home, I like to stay in a hotel, okay?"

Xiang Huai's smile: "Okay, can you keep me?"

"No, you go to sleep on the street." Jing Huan threw his mobile phone in his pocket.

"I don't like to sleep on the street."

"Where do you like to sleep?"

"I love you."

"..."

Jing Huan looked up unbelievably: "Hello Huang ..."

While chatting, they walked into the hotel elevator. After pressing the floor, Jing Huan took out his mobile phone and wanted to send a message.

The people around him suddenly stretched out their hands, wrapped around his waist, and brought a belt to his side.

Jing Huan didn't think much, and leaned on him.

The moment the elevator door was closed, Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyes suddenly, the smile on his face disappeared, and he glanced somewhere in the parking lot.

Xian Mengmeng hit his sight.

Facing his warning gaze, Xian Mengmeng first froze, and she didn't react until the elevator was closed-she shouldn't think that she wanted to ... have to find Xiaotianjing trouble.

Xian Mengmeng stood there for a while before turning around and leaving.

When walking out of the parking lot, Xian Mengmeng couldn't help but finally took out her mobile phone, opened the live broadcast room of Jiuxia, and logged in with her own trumpet.

[Warehouse No. 18 [Mirror Flower Water Moon]: They are true, I saw it. 】

At the other end, Gao Zixiang looked angrily at Lu Hangling's red envelope.

Gao Zixiang: What's the matter?

Lu Hang: Normally, the people who came here today are not the command of their team.

Lu Wenhao: Damn, I wouldn't be pressured earlier!

Gao Zixiang smiled, and just about to say something, a message popped out.

Gao Zixiang: ...

Gao Zixiang: Grass.

Gao Zixiang: Huanhuan sent me a message and ... let me cover him.

Lu Wenhao: ...

Lu Hang: I understand.

Lu Wenhao: Yes.

When Xiang Huaizhi took a shower, Jing Huan just opened WeChat.

"What are you looking at?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan dug over the chat record of the discussion group. It was too long, and he didn't turn to the point for a long time: "Looking at WeChat, aren't you going to make a gang alliance? Want to see what Chunxiao intends ... This group of people is too capable Let's talk. "

He turned another page, and then couldn't move it.

Xiang Huaizhi stooped down and kissed the mole.

Jing Huan's first meal, the numbness spread from the thighs to the scalp.

Xiang Huaizhi slowly moved up and kissed his chin all the way.

Xiang Huaizhi pressed his boyfriend on the bed, making up for the traces that had subsided before.

People in the game have been ridiculing Jinghuan for four hours. In fact, it is not as exaggerated as four hours. Most of them are messing around, confused and ambiguous.

There was some water vapor in Jing Huan's eyes, and when he was flourishing, he suddenly spoke.

"Brother," he said with a hoarse voice. "A new expansion is out, what are you going to do ..."

"..."

"Did n’t you fight the battle? The rewards are so rich." Jing Huan thought for a while, "Would you like to go to another server to play? I don't know what the process is."

The strength of Xiang Huaizhi's bite was a bit heavy.

"His--" Jing Huan frowned. "I don't know what level of summoned beast will be. If it's a high level, do our summoned beasts need to be changed ... Do you think?"

Xiang Huaizhi could not bear it, raised his head and shuffled his hair.

"I think ..." Xiang Huaizhi said, "I should be more interesting than games."

Jing Huan: "..."

"Don't think about how to play the game," Xiang Huaizhi said, "play me first."

Feeling that the edges of the underwear were torn slightly, something forgotten returned to Jing Huan's mind.

He quickly reached out and pushed to Huaizhi.

"Wait, play later ..." Jing Huan said, "You get up."

Struggling to pull out behind him, Jing Huan pulled up the pants on the ground, digging in his pocket.

Then he took out a key.

Xiang Huaizhi took a moment.

Jing Huan said, "This is the key to the apartment I rented ... I got one for you."

Xiang Huaizhi licked his lower lips and said with a smile: "Are you inviting me to live together? Want to play with me every day?"

"Well, it's cool for a while, it's cool for every day." Jing Huan opened his ears and acted, "How about? Go with your husband, and let you eat delicious and spicy."

So there was another key on the rose keychain.

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