Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

The short and comfortable winter vacation is about to pass. A few days before the start of school, a small number of students return to school in advance.

At the gate of the male dormitory, the three boys stood downstairs in a small circle with two small luggages in the middle. The scene was funny.

Lu Wenhao said with emotion: "I never thought that one day, I would come to school before the beginning of school."

Gao Zixiang lowered his head and played with his mobile phone: "You can't use it."

Lu Wenhao: "No, I'm going to explode through a network cable ... It's like you, living nearby, you can always see them."

"Come on," Gao Zixiang said silently. "I have seen Huanhuan once this whole winter vacation, or when I went to his house to celebrate the New Year. He was dressed like a stern guy, and his face was covered all over ...

Lu Hang said, "Okay, it's better than me. I didn't make an appointment with Xiang Xiang during the winter vacation. After school, I didn't even have roommates."

The three were silent for a while.

Lu Wenhao asked sincerely: "You say, it's all online dating. Why am I different from them?"

Gao Zixiang replied: "What horse with what saddle ..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Wenhao rushed to him, and the two pretended to fight.

Jing Huan accompanied Xiang Huaizhi to register and check in at She Guan, and when he came out, he saw Lu Wenhao raising his hands for mercy.

"Woohoo, I'm wrong, your mother." Lu Wenhao patted Gao Zixiang's arm. "Why don't you take it to question Huanhuan? You know how to bully me?"

"Ask me what?" Jing Huan picked up the small luggage on the ground, looked up and down Lu Wenhao, wondered, "Are you thin?"

Lu Wenhao: "Yeah, lose twenty pounds."

The tone is extremely relaxed.

Jing Huan's expression was complicated, and only a while before he said, "It seems that Nianji has dealt a lot of blows to you."

"Ah? That's not true. My mother said it was too fat and unhealthy. I think about it, so I lost weight by the way."

Jing Huan: "..."

By the Spring Festival, a festival of long meat, by the way lose weight? ? ?

How to say.

It seemed as if I had met Lu Wenhao again.

In order to move the bedroom for Xiang Huaizhi, Jing Huan came to the school three days earlier. Originally, I thought that I could spend a few happy days with Xiang Huaizhi. I did n’t expect that they were told to return to school early by Lu Hang Air tickets.

He looked at the three men with empty hands in front, and then looked at the luggage of himself and Xiang Huaizhi: "So what are they here for?"

Xiang Huaizhi did not speak, but reached out his hand.

Jing Huan froze and looked around for a few moments, because there was no school yet, and there were only nearby residents in the street, not even a food stall.

After observing the environment, Jing Huan took Xiang Huaizhi's hand.

Xiang Huaizhi chuckled, and then laughed.

Jing Huan looked at him: "What are you laughing at?"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "I want you to give me your luggage."

Jing Huan: "..."

Jing Huan symbolically embarrassed, then said: "No, I like to carry luggage to my boyfriend."

Xiang Huaizhi was holding people back and said nothing.

The two thought that the volume was low, and they did not know that their roommates would immediately upgrade to Shunfeng ears when they encountered such exciting things.

"Grass, what do they think of us? Air?" Lu Wenhao asked.

Gao Zixiang glanced at the turn: "Just hold hands like this, aren't you afraid of being seen?"

"It's really two uncles, and I'm not afraid of anything." Lu Hang muttered, "but if it was discovered, it should be troublesome, right?"

As soon as Lu Wenhao was about to say, Gao Zixiang reached out to him.

Lu Wenhao somehow: "Why?"

"Hold hands," Gao Zixiang said, "two men's hands will be gossiping, five men's hands, they can say that we can't do 5p?

Lu Wenhao was shocked by his words.

The five went back to Jing Huan's house holding hands like this.

When it's time to party, it's hotpot.

Just seated, Jing Huan opened a can of beer and handed it to Lu Wenhao: "Drink less, you still have to wash the dishes after eating."

"Grass, wash and wash." Lu Wenhao took a sip of wine, "Say you and Xiangge ... when the **** is it?"

The three of them fisted in front of the dormitory. Lu Wenhao lost. He was responsible for provoking the topic.

Lu Wenhao grumbled for a long time and didn't dare to ask, and he even opened his mouth after being stepped on several feet.

Jing Huan made a subconscious look at Xiang Huai.

He really couldn't answer this question.

When do they count, on their wedding day? Or did Xiang Huai kiss him that day? Or the day he confessed?

"Before the holiday." One sleeve of Xiang Huai rolled up and threw the **** into the pot.

Jing Huan nodded, and thought about the date of that day, remembered it in his mind.

"Fuck," Lu Wenhao said, "you didn't know when I watched the live broadcast and heard your voice, Lao Tzu almost fell off the chair ... It just happened to be on vacation. I can't find you, why don't you come back to me The news, Lao Tzu scratched his head and did not sleep well all night! "

Gao Zixiang said coldly, "Do you think you can find him if you live close?"

Lu Hang said, "You can be content. My WeChat was exploded that night. They all came to ask me what happened. I didn't know the key."

Jing Huan quietly listened to their complaints. He originally thought that the reaction of these people was too plain. It was because of the blessing of the holiday that he lived through those days.

After a holiday, the three got used to their relationship in the game, and they were not so excited when they met again.

Lu Wenhao was still losing weight. After eating for a while, he stopped eating and talked to Gao Zixiang while talking on the phone.

Halfway through the game, he suddenly "groaned".

"Hey, I said ..." Lu Wenhao looked up in shock, "Can't you two keep a low profile !?"

Jing Huan wondered, "What happened to us?"

Lu Wenhao held the phone over.

Jing Huan took a look and froze.

These are the photos of him and Xiang Huaizhi. They also held hands when they visited the supermarket today.

The fingers are intertwined.

Lu Wenhao was distressed: "I'm defenseless. In order to cover you, I even sacrifice myself to hold hands with Xianggou ..."

Jing Huan looked at Huaizhi subconsciously.

In fact, he doesn't care about this, who he likes, whether he likes men or women, has nothing to do with other people.

But Xiang Huaizhi is not necessarily happy ...

"It doesn't matter." Xiang Huaizhi said, "sooner or later."

"No, this is not the most important ..." Lu Wenhao only felt a pain in his face, "I said before at bbs, if you have any impure relationship, I will pull it upside down ... Now those people in the forum say they want people I!!!"

Lu Hang said "grass": "How do you ... let me eat?"

"Be assured, brother, I'm Zhenla, and I'll show it to Xianggou." Lu Wenhao said, "Sick him."

Gao Zixiang lowered his chopsticks, and the two had another fight at the scene.

Jing Feichang breathed a sigh of relief after the hot pot game where the chicken flying dog jumped was over.

After taking a shower, he lay on the bed in a large font and waited for Huai Zhi to come out of the bathroom. Jing Huan turned over to make room for him.

"Brother, you try it, and you don't sleep well." Jing Huan said, "I was in a hurry to move. I chose whatever mattress I want. If you feel bad, we will change it."

Xiang Huaizhi lay in bed, leaning his head on his side, and asked, "What were you thinking?"

Jing Huan stunned: "Huh?"

"When looking at the photos." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan didn't expect that all his hesitation was seen by Huai Zhi.

Xiang Huaizhi asked: "Do not want others to know that we are together?"

"How could that be," Jing Huan blurted out, "I'm afraid you'll care ..."

Xiang Huaizhi lowered his head and kissed him.

"If I care, I won't move in." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan learned from him and said, "If I worry about others knowing, I won't invite you to live together."

Xiang Huaizhi was satisfied, and put a lip on his lips: "Fortunately, if you don't even want this ... how can I coax you to see my parents afterwards."

Jing Huan's heartbeat speeded up, and he looked at him stupidly.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "Would you like to meet?"

"Then ... definitely see it." Jing Huan turned back, "I can't say nothing, just run away their son."

But he did not think about it.

He fell in love for the first time, and had not tasted enough of his passion, and had no intention of thinking about anything else.

When thinking of this topic, Jing Huan couldn't lie down comfortably. He sat up: "When will I meet? I have to make some preparations. What kind of boys do your parents like? What gifts do you like? Are you quiet or lively?

Xiang Huaizhi laughed, reached out and dragged him, and pulled him back to bed.

"It's early, don't be nervous ... it doesn't matter what they like. You are willing to go back with me, and I will tell them clearly."

Jing Huan had a solemn expression.

Xiang Huaizhi pressed his brow with his fingertips: "What frown?"

"I'm thinking," Jing Huan said, "I also have to tell my parents clearly, and then take you back."

Xiang Huaizhi suddenly regretted it.

He pinched Xia Huan's earlobe: "Think about it later."

Jing Huan murmured vaguely, his expression still serious.

Xiang Huaizhi smiled and kissed him.

From forehead to eyes, to nose, to lips and chin.

Jing Huan was finally free to think about other things, and Xiang Huai's thumb was on his mole, only to remember that their most important thing had not been prepared.

He was just about to settle with his hands, and Jing Huan suddenly stood up and braced himself.

Then open the nightstand and pull out a sleeve.

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."

Xiang Huaizhi: "When did you buy it?"

"I bought it early, I'm afraid it won't work in the supermarket, I ordered it online." Jing Huan opened the package and asked with a blush. "May I help you?"

Xiang Huaizhi laughed: "Okay ..."

After putting it on, Jing Huan suddenly leaned down, pursed his lips with his lips, and carefully pulled down.

The fireworks in Xiang Huaizhi's head exploded.

He pursed Jing Huan's hair and said dumbly, "Where did you learn?"

"Why," Jing Huan's ears turned red, "Just let me call you?"

Xiang Huai's eyes were so deep that he didn't speak again. When things are worn, they press the person directly onto the bed sheet.

...

...

Woke up the next day.

Feeling more people around, Jing Huan is still a little accustomed.

Although not used to it, he likes it very much.

He rested his feet on Xiang Huaizhi's lap, feeling that his sleepiness was fading a little, and he simply stopped sleeping. He took out his mobile phone under the pillow, opened Taobao, and repurchased the product used last night.

And in the software sent his first praise.

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