Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

On Monday, Jing Huan just woke up and found that he was always in him in the bedroom discussion group.

He squinted and slowly began to turn over the chat record.

Lu Wenhao: My day! anyone there! !

Lu Wenhao: Xiaojing Ye Gao Zixiang

Lu Wenhao: Jijiji, come out soon, Xiaojing

Gao Zixiang: You are fucking, can you take a class, don't bother your roommate to sleep? Lao Tzu was awakened by your alive.

Lu Wenhao: I finally came here. I am dying of me.

Gao Zixiang: There is a fart to release.

Lu Wenhao: [Share link-campus bbs-"Ah, ah, I took a picture to Huaizhi and Jinghuan! They are there! ! ! 》】

Seeing his name, Jinghuan frowned and looked inexplicably.

The photo is placed in the main building.

Under the streetlight, he stood side by side with Huai, holding his left hand to Huai, and smiling very happy.

It was the night he warmed up to Huai.

So? What happened to this photo?

Jing Huan slashed down.

3l: They are real! it is true! !

7l: I rely on, is there any insider? Specifically talk about 呗.

10l: I said they are not right! ! So handsome! If it is straight, how could it be without a girlfriend! ?

Wait...

Jing Huan seems to understand what he is, and slowly sits up.

20l: Thank you lz, my roommate and Jingcai confession have been rejected twice, crying for a long time, now she is good, and sincerely wish him and the schoolmaster forever, white-headed.

37l: I want to ask if lz is a photography agency? It’s so beautiful, they are so sweet...

79l: Our school actually has a male and a male couple! Still so handsome! I rely on me to faint! I want to send a high school roommate to show off! !

155l: I also heard that Huaizhi was mad at the basketball court. Did they fall in love?

Not...

Is it good for him to help Huai!

I found that my concern was wrong, and Jing Huan shook her hand and turned it down.

173l: Haha, fortunately, the old lady is smart. When I look at Jinghuan, I know that he must be gay, or a cute little milk! So I don't like it anymore! However, the object is actually to Huai... This is what I did not expect.

Sunshine cute little milk 0, he knows these words, what is the meaning of his mother.

After climbing this post, Jing Huan did not know how to laugh, and returned to the discussion group.

Xiaojing: Can bbs check ip?

Gao Zixiang: You calm down, don't move, you want to engage in people/meat.

Xiaojing: This fucking...What is the situation? I just gave a warm start to Huai.

Looking at these replies, I didn't know that he and Huai was taken a bed/photo.

Lu Wenhao: I didn't understand it. I just took a hand... I held your hand every day last winter. No one said that we are in love.

Xiaojing:?

Gao Zixiang: Nonsense, everyone is not without a brain.

Lu Wenhao:? ? ?

Lu Wenhao: You mean, although I didn't understand it, you must be running against me.

Gao Zixiang: The main thing is to look at the face, understand?

Lu Wenhao: I don't understand.

Gao Zixiang: Two good-looking people hold hands, it is like a match, whoever thinks they are a pair.

Lu Wenhao: Don't say it.

Gao Zixiang: Good-looking ugly, it is called poverty alleviation, called brotherhood, and long-lived friendship.

Lu Wenhao: ...I must decide to win with you today, wait, I will bring the knife back.

Jing Huan was quite depressed. Look at these two fools and chat, and I feel so relieved.

He opened the chat box to Huai.

He typed: Brother, I gave you a hand warmer that night, and I was sent to the school bbs qaq.

Just about to send, Jinghuan action stagnation, this found that he also added a face expression.

What is this breaking habit...

He presses the delete button, deletes those letters, and clicks Send.

To Huaizhi: I saw it. Do you mind?

Jing Huan stunned.

It is the other hand he took the initiative to take, he has any good intentions.

Xiaojing: Don't mind... it just hurts you to be misunderstood.

Xiaojing: Do you want me to go to the forum to explain it?

To Huaizhi: I don't mind.

To Huaizhi: I have something to do, say it next time.

The chat ended in a hurry, and Jing Huan held the phone, and it was a bit stunned - so why should he explain it?

Didn't wait for him to think more, the phone suddenly vibrated.

Toward: Woke up.

Xiaojing: Woke up my brother \\\\^0^/

To: On the game.

Jing Huan looked at the time, not yet until ten o'clock.

Have you started this book so early?

After being stirred up by this post, his sleepiness was gone, and he returned to the sentence "good" and got up.

After washing, he logged into the game and hung in the main city to order a breakfast to fill the stomach. Whoever wants his take-out software to open has not been opened yet, a dialog box will be first released.

[The heart is eager to invite you to join his team. whether. 】

"..."

Jing Huan’s “Yes”, I wonder if he should show the coordinates in his friend’s information, or else he will reveal his position all day long.

Thinking of this, his mouse moved to the information that the heart longed for, and sure enough, the coordinates could not be seen.

"Brother, early." Jing Huan saw a gray list of friends, love is divided into you and the road is not online, "I seem to be online?"

"Early." To Huaizhi, he took a sentence and took him outside the city.

Jing Huan just woke up, lazy, didn't speak or type, and wanted to see where he took him.

After the scene was switched a few times, they went to Fallen Valley.

Jing Huan couldn’t help but ask: "Brother, are we dating?"

"No," said Huaizhi, "filling the state."

Jinghuan stunned, raised his hand to fill his blood, and faintly guessed something in his heart.

They just walked to the most beautiful waterfall in Fallen Valley. Jinghuan hasn't seen anyone yet. The chat channel first pops up the message -

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: I also love you, live and die, and never give up. [Love]

Ji Xiaonian stood under the cherry tree, next to a scholarly scholar, the two are like dating, they are wearing a couple fashion, the characters are still tightly held together, you yell at me.

The name of the scholar, Jing Huan, seems to have been seen in the rankings in the district, but the impression is not deep.

Of course, this is not important.

Jing Huan does not feel that the heart is always eager to bring this to himself, in order to let him eat dog food.

Sure enough, he did not ask, and a yellow line popped up.

【Please note! The captain’s heart is eager to launch a mandatory pk for the player’s favorite Mai Mai! 】

Jing Huan: "..."

Ji Xiaonian apparently found them too, but unfortunately the heart longed for too fast, she did not have time to run.

[Current] Ji Xiaonian:? ? ?

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: Is it sick? Sneak attack on me? ?

Nothing to Huaizhi, directly throwing out the Xianxian rope, do not give Ji Xiaonian the opportunity to escape.

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: What does it matter to me, do you marry me every day? I know that bullying a woman is really shameless. [vomiting]

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: scum male [contempt] nausea [vomiting] dogs men and women [spit]

Ji Xiaonian is best at yin and yang, sneer, and the entire chat channel is not finished in a while.

Jing Huan saw liver pain, and he slammed a bunch of words to fight back.

To Huaizhi: "Don't argue with her."

Jing Huan’s action: “How do you know...”

"The keyboard sounds very loud." The sound of Huai's voice was flat, and it was completely unaffected by Ji Xiaonian.

"..."

Jing Huan returned to God and silently deleted the words of the dialog box.

No, is he crazy?

He just wanted to talk to his heart. !

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: Why, when I was said, I dare not say anything?

At this time, the scholar who had just dated with Ji Xiaonian finally opened his mouth.

[Current] Moonlight and you: The heart is yearning for you, two of you kill a woman, a little bully, right?

[Current] Heart longing: You can team up.

When the words came out, the moonlight and you immediately shut up.

Force pk can be temporarily teamed, and the moonlight and you really think that they are more bully, and can fight back with Ji Xiaonian.

This statement reminded Ji Xiaonian that she immediately opened a private chat.

[Friend] Ji Xiaonian: Baby, you enter my team! We took Xiaotianjing away and exploded her equipment!

[Friend] Moonlight and you: ... not very good.

[Friend] Ji Xiaonian:? ? ? She brought people to kill me, what else is not so good? !

[Friend] Moonlight and you: What if you can't kill it?

[Friend] Ji Xiaonian: Do not try to know how to kill?

[Friend] Moonlight and you:...

[Friend] Moonlight and you: No, dear... I put a lot of game coins on the rich list, if I die, I will lose a lot of money...

[Friend] Ji Xiaonian:?

[Friends] Moonlight and you: Every year, when you look at the equipment on Xiaotianjing, I don’t have any money on my body. Why bother to fight with them.

[Friend] Ji Xiaonian: Do you mean that no matter what I am?

[Friend] Moonlight and you: No, how can I care for you? I will wait for you to be born again, and will take you to buy fashion, ok?

Seeing that Ji Xiaonian didn't talk anymore, Jing Huan couldn't help but ask: "Will they form a team?"

To Huaizhi said: "It should not."

Jing Huan screamed: "Why?"

"Today is the day when the rich list is refreshed. Moonlight and you should put a lot of gold coins."

"Just because of this?" Jing Huan frowned. "Because of a little money, even my wife is killed?"

To Huaihuan: "Change is you, do you manage it?"

"Of course," Jing Huan did not want to think. "If my brother is killed any day, I will also go back to my brother to regenerate. We are born with the same sorrow and death! The death can't break us down!"

"You don't have to accompany me to regenerate," he said to Huaizhi. "I won't die."

Jing Huan: "..."

This person is not romantic at all.

At this time, the people who had silenced most of the meeting suddenly spoke.

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: It’s better to kill.

Jing Huan discovered that the moonlight and you did not know when it had disappeared. There were only three of them in this area.

Later, Ji Xiaonian did not open the mouth again. When she was knocked down to the ground, Jing Huan even thought she was pitiful.

At the end of the battle, there is only him and his heart in the scene.

"The most loved wheat is out of the safe area." Suddenly opened to Huai, "Is it the last time?"

"Ah... forget it, he didn't bother me any more." Jing Huan thought of something. "Brother, how do you know that Ji Xiaonian is out of the safe area?"

"I saw it when I was doing it everyday."

"This way," Jing Huan said with emotion. "She is also very poor. She is chased and killed. Her husband does not care."

"Ok."

"Forget it, why do I sympathize with others," Jing Huan calmed down. "When I was chased, I didn't even have a husband!"

"..."

"Now there is no!!!"

Going forward with Huai, he is going back to try to end this topic.

Jing Huan is not going to let him go, and his mouth is: "Brother is yelling at me!!"

"No."

"why!"

Because you are a man.

This thought just came up and smashed it to Huai’s own.

Although I can't say where it is wrong, he knows that he is thinking... a bit strange.

too weird.

He subconsciously looked at the back of his hand, and the temperature of the boy's palm that night seemed to remain on it.

"Because," said Wei Huai, "I will treat you as a friend."

The author has something to say: Today seems to be back a little bit of rescue, continue to work hard tomorrow.