Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Jing Huan: "?"

You have been soaking for a few months, and the spoiled decoration is neglected. Just my brother’s words are screaming. Do you tell me that you are a friend?

Would it be hard to be a friend?

Jing Huan sweared a swearing word in his stomach - or he still deceived the address of the real person who was longing for the heart, the reality pk got it, the big one was his fifteen-day tour of the police station, and it was better than chasing the train at this barefoot every day.

I think so in my heart.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: [Pour the floor to vomit blood]

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: t.t I don’t even have a sister... oh... !

I was so angry that I couldn’t speak, I could only type.

[Team] heart longing for:...

[Team] Heart longing: You want to be a sister.

I don't think it would be fine for your ancestors.

Jing Huan made a few deep breaths and comforted himself in his heart.

My sister is a sister, at least there is room for development than a friend?

[Team] Heart longing: I go to do everyday, you go play.

Go play by yourself.

It sounds like calling your own children.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: No, I want to hang in the brother team!

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: I just waited for the takeaway, I still haven’t eaten breakfast, I don’t want to move qvq

I looked at Huai’s eyes and then called out my horse mount.

"With you," he sent a ride invitation to Jing Huan, "Come up."

Jing Huan is still the first time to ride the mount.

In Jiu Xia, the mount is similar to fashion. There is no bonus attribute, and it will not increase the speed. The speed bonus buff will be purchased separately. When the system is just out, the plan is chased by the player. In the month, no one was spared from the whole family.

And riding a mount hides the player's weapon, so now, fewer and fewer players will ride the mount.

The heart with the most dazzling and most exaggerated weapons of the whole service is not even riding.

Jing Huan snorted.

vanity!

The takeaway is coming soon. Jinghuan took a bite of fritters and thought about whether or not to find a movie to pass the time, and the friend’s message would light up.

[Friend] Chunxiao: Is it?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Here!

[Friend] Chun Xiao: Immediately refresh the copy progress, you will not return to help, the heart will go with other female players to go to the gang copy.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing:?

[Friend] Chun Xiao: You have retired for a few days, but many people came to me and said that they want to enter the team.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I applied for help! Pass it! ! [angry]

[The gang announcement: Welcome Xiaotianjing to join the idlers gang! 】

[gang] Otome Zhizhi Peach: Welcome! !

[gang] Mo asked to return: welcome back!

[gang] Love is what you eat: Sahua!

[gang] Autumn Maple: Welcome = 3 = What?

[gang] Lulu: Xiaojingjing is back.

[gang] Xiao Tianjing: Well, no longer come back, my brother will have a copy of the gang with other women. qaq

[gang] Roller: Understand.

[gang] Autumn Maple: Nothing, I can take you.

[gang] Chunxiao: Since people are back, I have to explain it. Our leisure staff is the first big gang in the district, not to cause trouble, not afraid of things. Everyone contributes positively to the gang. I will be responsible for everyone as a deputy gang. If you have something to do, please consult me ​​in time to discuss the communication. Don't be tempted to use it. If you are in trouble, it will not only be bad for yourself, but also affect the image of the gang.

Jing Huan instantly felt like a pupil of training.

However, Chunxiao’s words were not rough, and he was really rushing to help.

[帮派] 小甜景: Ok, I will not give back next time [tears]

[gang] Chunxiao:?

[gang] Chunxiao: You don't have it next time.

[gang] Mo asked to return: but I am quite curious... How do you love Mai Mai? In the past, you should be chased by the killer group in the whole district?

[gang] No words: Are you crazy, which killer group dare to care for the team?

[gang] Xiao Tianjing: (///v///) There is a brother, I am not afraid of him.

Looking at the gang channel silently to Huai, there is no plan to participate in the chat.

"You haven't finished it in your daily life?" Lu Hang asked him back. "I am waiting for you to go down."

"No, it’s fast."

Lu Hang just saw the chat channel at this angle. He said, "How are you watching the screen? Don't you say a few words?"

Retracting the line of sight to Huai: "There is nothing to say."

"Really ruthless."

He did not care for him, and he moved his fingers to hand over the task.

The mobile phone on the table suddenly rang, and I saw the caller ID of Huaizhi, and the action was a meal.

He said "take a call" in the game, then took the headset and pressed the button.

On the phone, the girl screamed at him with impatience: "To Huai!"

The sound is bright, and the road is faintly audible.

When he heard her voice to Huai Zhiguang, he had a headache. He pulled the phone away and his voice was helpless: "How many times have you said, I am not allowed to call my full name."

Jing Huan lost the garbage and returned, and the friend’s message was flashing.

Lu Wei: Xiao Jingjing, something went wrong!

Lu Wei: Xiang Xiang is calling other girls!

Xiaotianjing:?

Xiao Tianjing: What happened to qaq! With whom!

Lu Wei: I don't know, I only heard that it was a female voice, and let her call her nickname!

Xiao Tianjing: ... Is it... girlfriend...

Lu Wei: That won't, there is no girlfriend, I live with him every day, I don't know?

Jing Huan subconsciously bit his thumb.

The heart is longing for the mouth to let others call him a nickname! ?

crisis! Great crisis!

When I was wondering, my heart was a bit uncomfortable. How did he feel that whether it was a **** the phone or a fairy, the treatment that he longed for was a hundred times better than himself.

And before today, he always thought that he and his heart had longed to reach the golden stage named "暧昧", and it was so close to the situation.

As a result, he longed to say that he regarded himself as a friend.

Although he did not talk about love, he knows that if a boy has a little secret to a girl, he will not say "take you a friend".

I dare to work hard for so long, still in place.

Jing Huan had to start to reflect on his own methods. Is it really true to the heart?

Did he work in the wrong direction?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Lu Ge, can you help me explore the tone...

[Friend] Lucy: What style of mouth? Is this girl's identity? Ok.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Not t.t, I want to know what type of girl my brother likes.

It doesn't matter, from where to fall, where to stand up, the person who likes to be happy with him.

[Friend]Road:? ? No doubt, he likes your type.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing:............?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Really? But my brother just said that he just made me a friend. [嚎啕大哭]

[Friend] Coach: I am, what did he tell you personally? Are you progressing so fast?

Jing Huan slowly played a question mark.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Fast? [sluggish]

[Friend] Coach: Yes. Do you see that he has other friends in the game now, besides me?

[Friend] Xiaotianjing:?

Can it still be like this?

[Friend] Roller: Really, you just keep going, it won't take long to get the direction.

Jing Huan frowned, how can he not believe this?

But apart from the road, there seems to be no one who can give him a trick.

Let's go and see.

——

The next day, Jing Huan refused Lu Wenhao's invitation to play. One person walked on the road to the back door and planned to return directly to the rental house.

He is going to video with his mother today.

Just after the news was sent to my mother, I just looked up and saw a familiar figure coming out of the boys’ bedroom.

Wearing a large black t-shirt to Huai, casual, like a dress that would normally be worn in the bedroom, so he is still more eye-catching than the people around him.

He licked the shoelace's shoelaces and walked toward the trash can on the right side of the bedroom door. The sneakers swayed on his side.

Jing Huan recognized the pair of shoes at a glance - the shoe print he left a few days ago was clearly lying on the shoe.

"Brother, is this going to be lost?"

Stepping up to Huai’s footsteps, I saw the younger brother behind me.

Jing Huan’s expression was staring at his shoes.

They all walked to the trash can and could not deny it. "Huh," said to Huai: "It has been worn for a long time, and I want to lose it."

"Remove the shoe prints, I look pretty new..." Jing Huan is who, his family's shoes are not full of room, other people do not dare to talk, but they think that the shoes are still very discerning of. The style of this pair of shoes is a bit familiar, he can't think of it, but it must not be cheap.

He removed his gaze from the shoes and looked up at Huai's eyes: "Brother, I will pay you a pair. What is this? How big is your foot?"

"No," refused to Huai, "limited money, can't buy."

It’s only a matter of mentioning this scene, this shoe is a limited edition of a certain card last October.

Stepping on the limited amount of money, he thinks that he is distressed, let alone to Huai.

Jing Huan wants to say that he is losing money, but the limited amount of this thing can not be compensated, the market price is much more expensive than the original price, and the brother will certainly not accept his money.

Jing Huan’s appearance was a bit silly. He looked at him from Huai, and he couldn’t help but pick his lips. He raised his hand and tried to throw the shoes into the trash can, saving him from tangling here.

Jing Huan saw it and immediately walked two steps to stop him.

I was afraid that he would pick up the trash can and reach out to Huai’s consciousness to reach his forehead. He clung to the five fingers, pinching the head of Jing Huan like a basketball, no effort.

Both are a glimpse.

Jing Huan first returned to God: "Brother, don't throw, I will help you wash, I brush shoes are very powerful, I will help you wash."

To Huaizhi, the shoes were thrown into the trash can, and the trash can was empty, and the shoes slammed inside.

"That's not necessary," he said in this position, squatting twice on Jing Huan's head, and then retracted the hand. "I really want to change it, it doesn't matter to you. Just out of school?"

Suddenly, someone was stunned, and Jing Huan said: "Well..."

I feel that my behavior is normal to Huai.

What are the problems with the elders' junior hair?

"Let's go back, the weather is bad, it's going to rain soon."

"Well," Jing Huan licked his lips and smiled. "Brother, you just finished your shoes and your hands are not clean."

"It's clean to touch you."

"I don't believe it," Jing Huan joked. "You retaliate against me..."

After he had not finished speaking, he raised his left hand to Huai, and opened his palm to reach him.

A touch of soapy taste into the nose, fresh and good smell.

I felt the breath of Jing Huan hit the palm of my hand and took back my hand to Huai: "Is it?"

Jing Huan was blinded, what happened to his brother today? Do you want to get started?

He licked his lips and blinked: "Trusted... Brother."