Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

When I came out of the office, I saw the refund reminder.

Xiaojing: [Returned 5000 yuan]

Xiaojing: Is it wrong?

He guessed that he would not accept it.

But he still turned.

He speculated that Jing Huan may be short of money to be able to soften to those elders.

This is normal. Jing Huan is still a student. It may have been killed some time ago and bought equipment with impetus, so it cost more than money.

But since he doesn't want to accept it, then forget it.

To: Yes.

Xiaojing: scare me to jump t▽t

Returning to Huaizhi to the dormitory, Lu Hang is in love with you.

"Rely!! A few more pieces!!!" The screen suddenly grayed out, Lu Hang lost a few, and got a mouse, "Is this eating is not open, I have to report her!"

No matter if you open it or not, I can't beat it anyway.

The dishes are very real.

Slightly scream at Huai, sit in front of the computer.

This laugh was accurately captured by Lu Hang: "Do you actually laugh at your relatives and friends?"

Relentless to Huai: "I don't have a relative."

Lu Hang nodded: "Yes, you only have a kiss wife."

Haven't waited for him to report, eat the first step back from the game, and eat.

He turned off the Lianliankan client and used to pick up his mobile phone to go to social software. He said, "This mentally handicapped game is really boring, and there is no challenge at all."

To Huai’s voice, “How do you win even the mentally retarded game?”

"Do you have a specialization in the industry? I can't even see it, but I am against it." Lu Hang opened the forum and saw the title floating on the home page. He couldn't help but swear, "I am grass... ...How is the Jiuxia Forum all your posts with Xiaojingjing?"

I am going to do daily work with Huai Zhigang, and I will hear a message: "What post?"

"What post can you say about your wedding?" When it comes to this, Lu Hang can't help but want to interview him. "But what do you think? The first time you get married, you have to make such a big fight. This is not for us." Do these male players increase the difficulty of the game?"

The last time the wedding was so sensational was the most loved wheat, and a wedding took more than 80,000.

However, the most loved Mai Mai issued a notice in the forum three days before the wedding. He also specially broadcasted the live broadcast. On the wedding day, he even brushed hundreds of speakers, for fear that the nine-player players did not know.

It’s not like going to Huai, it’s getting married without a word, and it’s a six-figure.

Although their wedding day is no more exciting than the most loved wheat, but the stamina is much stronger than the favorite Mai Mai, the wedding has become the topic of all the nine players.

Of course, the key is to clarify the farce that happened a few months ago to Huai.

To Huaizhi did not feel much exaggeration.

Marriage is a big deal, and spending money is what it should be.

He dragged the character to the home to hang up, and listened to the road and broken words to open the forum, and as the road Hang said, the home page is all about their posts.

[Let me calculate how much money I spent on this wedding wish! ! ! 】

[A few months before the heart of the year is a practice on the top, before those who licked his face hurts? 】

[What is the idol film script by Xiao Tianjing? 】

[So what are the madness in the past few months?]

[Substitute: The chat record of the heart and the practice. 】

The last post was Lu Hangfa.

Go to Huaizhi and click on the one with the highest number of messages.

2l: Hahaha landlord don't cue Xian Meng Meng, according to reliable news, yesterday, the heart of the wedding just started, she immediately retired from the line hahaha! !

5l: Since she did not refute, it shows that the heart is longing to say that it is true. In private, she did negotiate with her and was willing to pay compensation. As a result, Xian Meng Meng is still pretending to be poor and chasing Xiao Tianjing?

10l: Don't say, it is said that Xiaotianjing is really miserable.

32l: How do you help Xiaotianjing whitewash upstairs? I have heard her voice, I am dying, and I am eager to call my brother... spit. And her number is changed in the end, there is no doubt about it, maybe it is not possible to change the soup, or the famous female liar, don't frown.

33l: Upstairs +1, maybe a few months later the heart is eager to be washed hahaha!

......

88l: Xiao Tianjing is very good. When I am looking forward to it, I also messed up with a warlock named Qiu Feng in our district. They fired fireworks together.

89l: Upstairs, really fake? Don't make a fool.

90l: directly above the picture is not bb [picture]

After a few days, I saw the love figure of Qiu Feng again.

His face was so heavy that he paused for a few seconds and then continued to turn down.

From this floor, the wind direction has changed. Everyone began to count the details of Xiaotianjing and Qiufeng. From the fireworks to the arena, they hand in hand and talked about a hundred floors.

On the contrary, the frequency of the id that the heart yearns for is reduced.

After reading a few pages to Huai, I finally lost my patience and jumped directly to the last page.

288l: So, Qiufeng and Xiaotianjing are more like a pair.

Tighten the corner of the mouth to Huai.

Where did the conclusion come out?

289l: Qiu Feng is estimated to lose money in the yearning for it. Xiao Tianjing’s ambition is also quite big. The most difficult thing to do in the whole game is to let her get it.

290l: I can't say it. One of my heart is to look forward to being a current player. Tens of thousands of people in his eyes are not worth the money. I looked at it. The homepage of Xiao Tianjing’s game is all a photo of the heart, and even the signature is related to the heart. On the other hand, the heart is longing for it, and I haven’t gotten it. Bet a hundred, they have to divorce in a few days!

Seeing this, I completely lost interest in Huaizhi and directly closed the forum.

Jing Huan just turned on the computer, and WeChat popped up a message prompt.

Eat: [Share Posts: Jiu Xia Forum - "So in the past few months, Xian Meng Meng is doing crazy..."

Eat: Many people in the forum are discussing your wedding with God.

Jing Huan can't see these things. The more he looks at him, the more he feels guilty. He sent a smiling expression to perfuse the past and slowly went to the game.

He originally thought of just looking for an excuse to not pick up the number, but when he got home, he still used a computer.

Even after entering the game, he subconsciously opened the dialog box that he longed for.

......

This is a bad problem and I have to change it.

Fortunately, before he had time to send anything, he received a message from the roller and asked him to go to the main city to collect people.

When he arrived, his heart was already in the ranks. After entering the team, he sent an expression to say hello, and then no more buzz.

A system prompt pops up in the lower right corner.

[Your friend's love is in the personal space that you are eager to eat in your heart! Click to view...]

Jinghuan's eyelids jumped, and he quickly opened the push and went directly to the game homepage that he longed for.

The original empty interface suddenly had several chapters of photos, and the release time was an hour ago.

Almost all of them are a group photo of the two.

Falling flowers and valleys embraced and kissed, and the scenes stood side by side in the arena, as well as the couples who worshipped when they were on the wedding day.

The only single photo, the heart is longing for a small broken house, holding a black and shining knife in the weeding.

Do you take the artifact to remove the grass?

Durability is not money! !

Jinghuan’s thoughts on upgrading the house have become stronger.

"Small landscape, which equipment did you put that jewel on?" Lu Hang asked in the team voice.

[Team] Xiaotianjing: Ring.

Lu Hang: "Oh, what is your sentiment?"

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: ...

Lu Hang looked at the ellipsis and said with a smile: "How do I feel that Xiaojingjing has no spirit recently? I have rarely sent my expressions in these two days. I used to have two or three expressions in the previous sentence. And."

To Huai’s perfunctory “Hmm”, staring at the person who just joined the team, silently looked at the time.

Xiao Tianjing has been on the line for ten minutes.

Ten minutes, I have not sent him a message yet.

[Mom and wife] Heart longing for: no food.

[Husband] Xiao Tianjing: Eat, what about you?

[Mom and wife] heart longing: just finished eating.

[Husband] Xiao Tianjing: Uh huh.

[Mom and wife] heart longing for:?

[Mom and wife] Xiaotianjing:?

[Mom and wife] Heart longing: Why don't you call me that?

[Mom and wife] Xiaotianjing: Ah? Which?

[Mom and wife] heart longing for: brother.

[couple] Xiao Tianjing:............

Jing Huan is indeed deliberately changing his mouth.

It's hard, God knows how many times he deleted the word "brother" in the dialog box.

But he has already thought about it. He can't wait for the enthusiasm of his heart to fade away. He has to act.

For example, ... the person who smashed the sweet scene.

Doesn't the heart longing to like to sell his own clothes, Loli, sweet and sweet?

Then he will not be like this in the future!

Refuse to sell Meng! Refused to be spoiled! Refuse to kiss and hug! !

[Husband] Xiao Tianjing: You don't seem to like me to call this tat, so I won't call it.

[Mom and wife] Heart longing: continue to call.

[couple] Xiao Tianjing: ...

[Mom and wife] heart longing for:?

[Husband] Xiao Tianjing: Brother.

Seeing these two words to Huaizhi, my heart suddenly felt itchy.

He remembered the day of his wedding, and Jing Huan whispered him a different one.

Like a whisper in the ear, like a thunder in the sky. The hidden and difficult to describe fast/feeling into the heart makes his thoughts clearer and more inconspicuous.

On the following day, Jinghuan did not have a class in the afternoon, and specially changed his sportswear to go to the playground to run.

Although I don't want to win prizes, at least not too much behind, ugly.

Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang also came out, saying that they came to accompany him. In fact, Jing Huan was running alone. The two men sat in the stands to help him watch the mobile phone and calculate the time.

Only after running for two laps, there was some breathing, but it was still in the range. He speeded up a bit and wanted to see how many seconds he could run, but his calf suddenly slid a little – a sign before cramps.

He was shocked and wanted to brake immediately, but because the calf was not numb, he was squatting forward and he was about to fall.

A strong arm wrapped around his waist, and he gave him back.

"Not warming up?"

Jing Huan’s horror turned back, and he looked at Huai’s eyes for a long while: “I forgot... How are you here?”

He went to Huaizhi and ran for a long time behind him.

"Exercise." Looked at Huaizhi's calf, "Can you stand?"

Jing Huan remembered that there was only an arm hoop on his waist. His sportswear was not thick, he could feel the temperature of the other side, and his arm faintly took some strength.

Not like holding, like holding.

“Yes,” Jing said, “I didn’t have cramps, but I just didn’t stand firm.”

This is to release the person to Huai: "Don't run."

Jing Huan nodded: "Well... that brother, you continue, I will not delay you."

"Together." To Huaizhi, "I have finished running."

In the stands, the two bedrooms have already touched their heads.

Lu Hang and Gao Zixiang were sitting together, and the three people chatted.

Seeing the other two people coming back side by side, Lu Hang smiled: "Exactly, we discussed a piece to eat roasted whole sheep."

Jing Huan doesn't like to eat that stuff, and it tastes heavy.

He hesitated and turned to ask: "Are you going?"

Hanging at Huai's eyes: "Well, together?"

Ten minutes later, several people sat around the roast whole lamb shop.

Lu Wenhao called a few bottles of wine, and several big men were all full.

"Wait a minute," Lu Hang said. "Do not drink Jinghuan. You fell down in the last few cups."

Jing Huan: "I will not be drunk, nothing. The taste of the lamb is too heavy. I can't eat without wine."

Asked Huai: "Can't eat lamb?"

Jing Huan shook his head: "No, it is the smell inside, I can't stand it."

Lu Hang found that the situation is strange.

It stands to reason that there are two benches next to the dinner table. If you look at it, you should sit on your own and go to Huai, and they will sit in their bedroom.

... How did he sit on Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang?

Roasting the whole lamb on the table interrupted his doubts.

Jing Huan eats a frown and frowns. It seems that he really doesn't like to eat.

Not long after, his glass was empty, and he wanted to pour another cup, only to find that there was only a pile of empty bottles on the ground.

“I still want to drink?” Gao Zixiang found his movement and asked, “Would you call another bottle?”

Jing Huan put down the chopsticks: "Forget it, don't eat it."

Just finished, a wine glass was pushed to his hand.

"I have this." The tone to Huai is as usual.

The wine in the cup drank two, and there were still a lot left.

Seeing Jing Huan did not move, he said, "You can pour into your cup."

Lu Hang was stunned.

He and Huaizhi have known each other for so long. They have never seen him and who have had the same bottle of water. After playing the ball, they will not touch other people's cups.

He originally thought that there was a cleansing to Huai.

Clean a fart.

Jinghuan stunned and then laughed: "If you don't give up, I will drink it directly."

The residual smell in his mouth really made him feel uncomfortable.

To Huaizhi: "Do not dislike."

Jing Huan drunk the wine in the cup.

After a full meal, the table began to talk in the north.

"Also let me go high..." Lu Hang smiled bitterly. "I just tried it. I almost didn't fold my waist."

Lu Wenhao was happy: "You are okay, I have been thrown into shots from junior high school to now. Mom, who is the fat man who has to throw a shot?"

Gao Zixiang: "You are lucky. I am going to be a referee this year. This weather must not freeze me."

Jing Huan swayed his legs and listened to them chatting. His mouth always smiled. If he didn't talk, he could feel that he was in it.

The ghost made the difference, and the line of sight to Huai was placed on his lips.

This place has just touched his cup, and now there is still water on the top.

At this time, Jing Huan licked his lips.

Too thirsty, I want to buy water.

He just wanted to get up, and the people next door were faster than him.

The man is a girl, wearing a short skirt and stockings in the winter, confidently showing long legs.

"Little brother." She held the phone and held a fist on the other hand, reaching out to Jing Huan. "I want to give you something."

Jing Huan stunned and subconsciously reached out to pick up.

The girl smiled shyly and spread the palm of her hand to the palm of Jing Huan. There was nothing inside.

The girl’s hand was soft, and after the reaction was over, she smiled and closed her hand: “Sorry, I will not accept it.”

The other people on the table were also stunned, and they stayed in their eyes for a moment, then opened their eyes in a blank expression.

Lu Hang first returned to God and smiled: "In the short video?"

"Yes," the girl was rejected and asked, politely asked Jing Huan, "Little brother, can I send this video?"

Jing Huan shrugged: "With you."

The girl left with satisfaction.

Gao Zixiang held his chin and said, "I don't want to be you, play with a sister, and have a sister to eat."

Jing Huan smiled half-heartedly: "What do you say?"

Lu Hang: "Normal, if I am a sister, I will also look for you."

"If I have this face, I still mess up the online love." Lu Wenhao said enviously, his eyes swam to the face of Jing Huan, and he blurted out, "Give me the face of the senior, all the world is My fish pond."

Jing Huan laughed: "Dream, you are."

Gao Zixiang said: "I don't want to find a student for the seniors."

He hadn’t talked to Huai’s eyelids. Lu Hang first answered him: “I used to have it. Later, when he made a girl cry, no one dared to find him.”

Jing Huan was surprised: "Cry?"

Explaining to Huai’s face: “Just refused.”

Lu Hang nodded: "It's really, I didn't say anything. At most, my face was cold. Who knows that the girl's face is thin, and she cried when she went back. Since then, few people dared to confess with him."

Today, Chun Sha said in the gang group, because the Promise is half-abandoned, the team at noon and night is cancelled, so they are not in a hurry to go back.

Several people chatted until nine o'clock before they got up and went back to the bedroom.

Recently, I was in the winter, and coming out of the hotel, the temperature difference between the inside and the outside was obvious, and everyone could not help but wrap the coat.

Going back to the road, Jing Huan took a handful of pockets and turned to ask the people around him: "Brother, when will you practice 1500 next time?"

The face of Huai was indifferent, and the voice was a little dumb: "I don't know."

Jing Huan "Oh" sounded: "Can you call me next time, we will run together."

Asked Huai: "Why."

"Ah?" Jing Huan’s eyes were stunned. "Just... I want to run with you."

Multiple people, not too boring.

Slowed down to the Huaizhi step.

Jing Huan realized that he didn't seem too happy. He changed his mouth: "You can do it yourself, I just talk about it..."

Suddenly reaching out to Huai, he interrupted his words.

His fingers are long and beautiful, and they look like they have one more joint than others.

Jing Huan stopped his mouth and looked at him blankly.

"It's very cold." He looked at him from Huai's eyes and his tone was a bit hard. "Help me warm."

The three people in the back row walked side by side, because the drinking of the wine, the steps are much slower than others.

Gao Zixiang: "Is the two legs really long, go so fast?"

Lu Hang Haha said: "Don't say, my legs are not short!"

"I am not short," Lu Wenhao kicked his kick. "I don't believe you wait, I will compare with Huanhuan... I fuck?"

Looking at the scene in front, Lu Wenhao was dumbfounded: "What are they doing?!"

I saw the two people in front of me also slowed down, and the posture was a bit odd.

The left hand to Huaizhi is in the pocket of Jing Huan.

Jing Huan’s right hand is also inside, and the pocket is so big that it can be seen that the two hands are tightly attached together.

This fucking...

Gao Zixiang first understood: "They... are they warming hands?"

"Does this **** warm hand?!" Lu Wenhao was surprised. "Isn't this a scene in an idol drama??"

Gao Zixiang reminded him: "You also put your hand in the pockets of Huanhuan."

Lu Wenhao is amazed: "Do I have it?"

Gao Zixiang: "You have."

Lu Wenhao was even more awkward: "But when I was in his pocket, it seemed that they didn't look like this now... 淫/荡?"

Gao Zixiang said: "It is not the same as saying to you."

Lu Wenhao immediately interrupted him: "Roll, if you are behind, you will bring it into the grave."

Gao Zixiang calmly analyzed: "A beautiful woman rides on a cow. Do people think that beauty is like a cow?"

"Grass / you / Mom!" Lu Wenhao jumped to Gao Zixiang.

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