Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Jing Huan came home and felt that the body was cool and heavy. It was rare to add water to the bathtub and planned to take a hot bath.

Only after a while, the phone on the edge of the bathtub vibrates.

Jing Huan slowly swallowed his hand to take it.

Lu Wenhao: [Photo]

Lu Wenhao: Xiaojing Yeah, how do you like this picture?

Gao Zixiang: Yes, enough gay.

Jing Huan opened the photo and looked at him. It was the back of him and Huai Zhi.

But...has they just been so close?

At that time, he only talked about chatting, and he didn't pay attention to it.

Xiaojing: How much memory does your phone use? Send you a few films?

Lu Wenhao: By relying on, you actually watched the film? please.

Xiaojing:?

Lu Wenhao: I thought that there is no physiological need like this guy like you, send me quickly!

Xiaojing: Give you the roots and climb up? No film, roll. The photo was deleted, what about daddy?

Lu Wenhao: No, I still want to go to the water to experience the experience.

Xiaojing:? ? ? [to give my son a dead gif]

Lu Wenhao: No, you see so many people on the road tonight, there are definitely others who shoot you! Instead of letting others post, it’s better for me to come in person. It’s just that the forum water can be added to the seventh level. I will send you this post. How, is it right?

Xiaojing: You can die if you want to die :)

Lu Wenhao was of course joking with him. The two men took a nap for a while, and Jing Huan kicked the person out of the discussion group until he had finished the shower and put him back.

Jinghuan took a bath towel and rubbed her hair for a moment. She sat cross-legged on the sofa and went to the forum.

The post that he shared with him before eating, he has not opened because of his guilty conscience, and now he is empty, he can't help but want to see.

As a result, a whole page is your own game id.

It makes sense that when he was in the old district a few years ago, he was not here.

He read a few posts, and finally clicked on the hot post with Xian Meng Meng id.

The first three hundred floors of the post are either unreasonable in the ridicule of Meng Meng Meng, or ridicule the sweet scene without a brain.

Jing Huan is used to it, although it is still annoyed, but it is not going to go up with people.

He looked bad and didn't read it carefully. He turned it over and was about to close the person. He was suddenly attracted by a certain floor.

342l: lying trough. The latest news, the heart is eager to put a photo of Xiao Tianjing on the personal homepage! And the message board is only open to Xiaotianjing...

344l: It’s not a mirror, it’s a picture!

345l: [Screenshot] Really... I don’t want to read the post. Otherwise, how did you just say that you posted the photo back?

355l: Is it a small sweet stalk? [Shut up]

Jinghuan frowned, what did you say in front? Why didn't he see it?

He turned to the front and found the floor that the group said.

After reading it, Jing Huan was puzzled.

Of course, he did not worry about putting their photos together. He now wants to throw his wife and son away.

So... Why do you want to put their photos together suddenly?

Is it true that he really read this post?

In order not to let myself be laughed at by the forum people, did this? ?

Jing Huan did not dare to think about it, while meditation on my guilty side, the post was closed.

At the same time, a message pops up at the top of the screen.

To Huaizhi: Do you have a class tomorrow afternoon?

Xiaojing: No, what?

After a few seconds of sending out, he discovered that the person who sent the message was to Huai, not the heart.

……by.

He looked at his "what" and "la", thinking that it is still too late to withdraw.

To Huaizhi: Running.

Xiaojing yeah: ... well, probably a few days.

To Huaizhi: Three points, is it not convenient?

Xiaojing: [nodding]

Set the time, Jinghuan hangs the towel on the balcony, locks the door and window, and logs back in to the game before returning to the computer.

The first thing after the number is to go to the personal homepage that I am eager to see. Under his latest photo, there are already more than two thousand praises.

Jing Huan swept his eyes and opened the message board.

As the post said, above the message board is a line of bright red words - "The heart of the comment area is only open to his wife Xiaotianjing."

Jing Huan: "..."

He didn't know that Jiu Xia still had such a boring setting, and how did he know what he longed for...

He hesitated, and finally left a cat footprint in the message board, so I don't want to be too deserted here.

[Friends] Love is what you eat: Jingjing! Come eat melon!

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ... my melon? ?

[Friend] Love is what you eat: No, about Xian Meng Meng.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Oh, what melon?

[Friend] Love is divided into you: Have you not been chased by Acacia before? It turned out that there was a small three-day two-headed her, and she always gave Chunxiao a dirty brain wash, so she would think that you don’t frown and Chunxiao is stupid. As a result, guess who the trumpet is?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ... Xian Meng Meng?

[Friend] Love is what you eat: [Fright] You can guess this! ! !

......

The fool can't guess it.

[Friends] Love is what you eat: Xian Meng Meng wants to replace Chun Xiao as a deputy, and she hates you being frowned, so I did it. As a result, today she helped her to do the daily work, and sent the wrong account password.

Jing Huan was not interested in this matter. He had to deal with two sentences and suddenly found a Chinese point.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: It’s just a trumpet to say it... I don’t care if I believe it?

[Friends] Love is what you eat: the letter is not, but it will always be suspicious. Where is the love of no jokes this year? What's more, I can't see the online dating that I can't see... I didn't care about it for a while, and Chunxiao did have a long time. Fortunately, they have been together for a long time, no jokes, and it is really hard to change to a weak couple.

Jinghuan didn't talk about love, but I know that.

But love is what you eat and say, but gave him some other tips.

A vague plan was sprouted in his head, all in less than half a minute.

[Friend] Love is what you eat: Of course, I don’t mean that online dating is not good...

Jing Huan returned to the gods, and the eyes were slightly shining, and the words were echoed.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Well, I understand, mainly watching people! Who dares to open the trumpet to tell me the bad things of my brother, my first one does not agree! I must rush to the novice village to kill him! !

"Towards, come help me to kill a task boss," Lu Hang said with his legs, and said to the people behind him, "The three people can cut into the battle, anyway, Xiaotianjing is not online yet, you first come to help me put this The game has passed."

Asked Huai: "Where?"

"The main city transporter waited for me, come right away," the phone rang, and Lu Hang hung up the automatic pathfinding to unlock the phone. After reading the news, he laughed. "You and Jinghuan went to our school forum again."

I don’t care about Huai’s: "Come on, hurry up."

Lu Hang was really curious. He couldn’t help but ask when he was in the group: "You are being photographed, not angry?"

Lazy to Huai: "It doesn't matter."

Road and Hanging two sounds, and looked at the photo: "Don't say, that night really scared me... You are too embarrassed in this position, no wonder other people think more."

Even his insider feels a bit overdone.

He half jokingly said, "You are a little bit sloppy, don't forget that you are a family now."

I sighed at Huai’s words and snorted softly: "Well."

Enter the battle page, and you are going to operate in Huai, and you will see a line of yellow characters jumping out.

[You brothers add you as a friend. 】

Because he had collected things in the world before, his rejection of strangers was not enough. After seeing this prompt to Huai, open the system settings and are preparing to block the message.

[Stranger] You are happy brother: to God! I want to report! Xiao Tianjing is a bad woman who loves vanity, misbehavior and half-heartedness! ! !

A finger to Huai’s finger, opened the person’s personal information and looked at it.

You are a brother, level 0 Fox Cave, you will know that it is a trumpet.

There is no value for even killing.

He is planning to pull people black, and he has picked up the signature of the other person.

Before each player creates a number, Jiu Xia will force the player to fill in the personal information, including the signature of the personality.

Your brother's signature is "kobe24".

"..."

A speculation floated on my heart and raised my eyebrows at Huai's wrinkles, and my face was so ugly and puzzled.

[Stranger] You are happy brother: Why don't you come back to me!

[Stranger] I yearn for it:...

[Stranger] I yearn for it: Why do you say that?

[Stranger] You are happy brother: Do you think that when you meet, you will not let go, will you deliberately pretend to sell you a good woman? !

[Stranger] I yearn for it:?

[Stranger] You are happy brother: And you have been together for so long, you sent her so many things, she gave you something! No! You only have to pay, no gain!

Jing Huan sat in front of the computer and passionately knocked on the words, and a jar of dirty water poured on his head.

[Stranger] You are happy brother: her online voice is so embarrassing, reality may not be what it looks like! Maybe it is a super invincible big ugly girl! You see that her game homepage doesn't even have a self-portrait. It must be ugly to see people!

[Stranger] You are happy brother: And if she really likes you, how can she go to Autumn Maple to put fireworks and play the arena? It’s clear that you want to hang you, so you can’t get the autumn maple!

[Stranger] You are happy brother: you, you carefully look!

Looking at Huaizhi, which one is it?

This person is a first-time offense at first glance, and there are many loopholes. Every sentence reveals his identity.

I was afraid that he would believe it.

[Stranger] I yearn for it: the product is over.

[Stranger] You are happy brother: How?

[Stranger] I yearn for it: I think you are quite reasonable.

[Stranger] You are happy brother:?

[Stranger] I yearn for it: Then do you think she is the name of my name, or is it my money?

[Stranger] You are happy brother:? ? ?

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