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Jing Huan looked at the computer desk and looked at the dialog box that the heart longed for.

[Team] Kiss fish fish:? ?

[Team] Love is what you eat: ... is a happy event.

[Team] Cotai: There are children who have come to the next! !

Jing Huan: "I don't know..."

[Team] Love is what you eat: Waiting for God to be outside.

Jing Huan returned to God, and told them to jump to the car that the heart longed for.

The team channel was quiet and no one was snoring.

Jing Huan bit his lower lip, open the game assistant embedded in the client, and enter "pregnancy".

The game assistant immediately sent him a bunch of popular science, the font is dense, and the copy of the copy of the Raiders paste, Jing Huan could not help but put together, carefully looked up.

You cannot participate in a copy of Samsung or above during pregnancy.

There is an additional 40% bonus on couple skills during pregnancy.

There is a 100% experience bonus during the meditating break in the courtyard during pregnancy.

Low-grade drugs cannot be consumed during pregnancy.

............

Even low-grade drugs are not given?

The poor are not eligible for pregnancy, right? !

Jiuxia planning is really not a person.

Jing Huan looked at the side.

"Does the child from the text or from the military?" asked Huai.

"I don't know, look at men or women..."

Jing Huan subconsciously answered, and finished another surprise. "What, what? Want to be born??"

To Huaizhi, he said: "You don't want it?"

Jing Huan: "..."

This tone is not like asking for his opinion.

Like asking questions.

Jing Huan: "Of course not... but if you are pregnant, you can't get it."

Move the Raiders to Huai: "Be able to do Samsung."

Jing Huan: "..."

grass.

I kill the plan.

Jing Huan struggled: "What about our team?"

"Copy only, they can find someone else to do it." He asked him in a low voice, "Life?"

I dare say no?

Jing Huan scratched his hair and squeezed a sentence from his teeth: "Life!"

Talk to Huaizhi and continue to read the official website.

Unlike Jinghuan, he is not looking at the pregnancy strategy, it is a childcare strategy.

The children's system is the old game of Jiu Xia, but it was updated at the beginning of this year. After the release of the new expansion pack, the children are no longer just the decorations of the players. Not only are there various novelty methods, but also the teacher system. The children after adulthood can even Participate in the battle of the player's parents.

Jing Huan whispered: "This broken game, why didn't you remind me to be pregnant?"

To say it early, he sneaked away!

“The housekeeper and servant at home will remind you.” To the town of Huaizhi.

Jing Huan: "..."

To Huaizhi: "Have you talked to them in the past few days?"

"No."

Clicking on the housekeeper and maid can call them to clean the house, but only indoors. Weeds outside the door are not to be controlled, let alone other.

Drag the team back to Huai, and ordered the servant.

[Maid: Congratulations to the owner! Your lady has a little baby in her sweet stomach! [Sahua]~~ After seven days, the baby will be born! (In the meantime, Xiaotianjing's eating life will affect the baby's health)

The system repeatedly stressed that it is necessary to pay attention to the woman's diet. To put it bluntly, it is four - please fill in the money.

Although Jing Huan has never had a child, he has never seen anyone else, but he once saw other players selling tonics in the store. The cheapest one is also ten gold, and the gadget only adds a little health value.

The pit forced the game.

Jing Huan said: "Brother, I don't think I have anything to eat, so I can give birth to a healthy baby."

To the town of Huaizhi, "You can't."

[Trumpet] The heart is longing for: Tonic bird's nest, how much quality, full of money. Receiving children's products, the price comes, the wholesale price is high.

Jing Huan: "?"

[World] Deer Deer: Lying in the trough, Xiaotianjing is pregnant!

[World] My name is Dabai: Congratulations to God.

[World] Mo asked to return: Congratulations! There is no red envelope!

[World] Yu Ming: Xiao Tianjing don’t play in the arena these days. My wife played the arena last time and almost didn’t beat the children.

[World] Say goodbye: Xiaotianjing is well raised! Your belly is the son of God of War!

Jing Huan: "..."

Are you too deep into the show?

[World] Seeking Buddha: No, how long have you been married? ? Is this pregnant? ? ? My wife and I went to ask for Guanyin. I haven’t moved for half a year. The names have changed to this...

[World] gambling pioneer: should the children of God and Xiaotianjing be a demon? What do you think you will worship?

[World] Drunk as a song: definitely with the **** of war, Baiqi Yashan.

[World] gambling pioneer: Hey, this baby will reincarnate, and voted for the first giant of the mirror flower water month, to the gods, is planning to raise the bird's nest dragon pearl every day.

Life is good, but unfortunately, I lost my mother when I was born.

After Christmas, he and his heart yearning for divorce.

Jing Huan was thinking, and suddenly a message popped up on the screen.

[Half-life adds you as a friend. 】

Jing Huan’s eyelids jumped.

This Lu Wenhao wants to do what his mother wants.

[Stranger] Half-life: In the goddess [shy]

[Stranger] Xiao Tianjing: I am not myself.

[Stranger] Half-life: Is it, then I am going to find my husband.

[Stranger] Xiao Tianjing: I am here, just my roommate is playing with my computer, now I have been killed.

[Stranger] half life: ...

[Stranger] Half-life: Goddess Hello, I like it.

You like a fart, what you like is your predecessor.

[Stranger] Xiao Tianjing: Is there something?

[Stranger] Half-life: Oops, goddess, don’t be so cold, our two gangs have been reconciled, have you not told you?

[Stranger] Half-life: Nothing wrong, I have heard your loyalty to the country, especially good. Before the gang war accidentally killed you, my heart could not pass, now I want to compensate. [Swallow's Nest] I have a tonic, you add my friend, I will send you for free, how?

Jing Huan raised his hand and added people.

Free, who is not a fool. Besides, he had lost so much experience before, and it is time to let Lu Wenhao return to his filial piety.

Xiao Tianjing: Thank you.

Lu Wenhao looked at these three words and always felt that it was not quite right.

How does it look like it’s swearing...

Half life: Where are you, I am losing you.

Xiao Tianjing: Hold, take time to get it.

Half life: ... oh.

The game interface to Huaizhi is quickly being blasted by friends.

Although the supplement is expensive, it is not rare. He took the people in the team and flew to the main city trading point, trading one by one.

Lu Hang: "I seem to have a tonic in the warehouse, I will lose you."

A voice to Huai.

Lu Hang curiously said: "You have been looking for a few times to ask for Guanyin? So soon there is a baby. I heard that after the revision, the child is very strong, and I am planning to find a sister to cooperate with one."

"Did not go."

"Impossible, didn't you think about it?" Lu Hang said after a meal, suddenly remembered something, turned his head and asked, "... Are you green?"

Jiu Xia is not so advanced, there is no green hat system.

I am in a good mood towards Huai, and I don’t care about him: "Hi bed."

"Hi bed..." Lu Hang was shocked.

After the children's system is updated, it is not easy to get pregnant. The chances of getting pregnant with Guanyin are not high, and the chance of pregnancy in the bed is even lower, and there is a fight with the adventure.

There used to be a game ridicule, and the plan was just to prevent the bed from being too sloppy and to reluctantly join this function.

He really said, "It’s a god, it’s a **** of war, a real man."

I received a few warehouse supplements from Huai, and I lost it to the servant.

In the evening, Jing Huan took a shower early and was ready to go to the arena. Because of the gang war, they have not played the arena for a long time, and the heart is still optimistic, the points are high, and it is not necessarily the list that stops for a few months. The road is different, and has been mourning for several days in the voice.

"Brother! I am washing!" Jing Huan rubbed his hair and opened the road. "Let's go to the arena."

"Do not hit."

"Why," Jing Huan said, "Do you have anything?"

Said to Huaizhi: "You can't fight, hurt your child."

Jing Huan was shocked: "Who said it!"

"The people in the world said."

You actually watch the world channel?

This is not the style of the Great God, the Great God does not block the entire channel!

The scene is full of joy, but also whispered, "No, that person will definitely lie to us, is to deliberately not let you go to the arena to abuse them."

"Huh," said to Huai: "Then he succeeded."

"..."

Jing Huan released the mouse and looked back.

Is this **** not a game character pregnant?

How to make him pregnant with his real person, this can not go to the move, do not want him to hang up for a week.

Seeing his silence, hesitated to Huai: "Do you want to play?"

For a long while, Jing Huan said: "I don't really want to..."

Hearing what he meant to Huai.

Jing Huan got up and washed the towel on his head. When he came back, he found that WeChat had two more messages.

To: xiang1999, xiang1999xiang.

Jinghuan snorted: "What did you send me?"

"The front is the account number, the password behind." To Huaizhi said, "You go to my number to play."

Jing Huan Wei Wei: "What about you?"

"I am driving you to go to the house to weed."

"..."

"What genre do you want to group? I will contact you teammates."

Jing Huan has not played the physical martial arts for a long time, and the athletics that the heart yearns for is so high, he can’t dare to mess.

"Forget it," he gave up. "I just want to fight with you. If you are not there, you won't fight."

I heard a message from Huaizhi, and there were some other emotions in my eyes.

I don't know if it is an illusion. He always feels that Jing Huan has rarely spoiled him recently.

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Jing Huan opened the video software and picked up a movie, which was intended to pass the time.

I don't know how long it took, the microphone that the heart yearns for it lights up again: "You are on my number."

Jing Huan: "Ah?"

"I brought Lu Hang's trumpet," said Huai, "We will go team."

Lu Hang's trumpet is a full-level nurse, the equipment is barely usable, and the skills are full.

Everything else is good, the name is a bit problematic.

This name is called "Road Baby."

Twist the eyebrows to Huai: "Nothing else?"

Lu Hang thought for a moment: "There is another one, called Hang Baby, which one do you like?"

To Huaizhi: "..."

Jing Huan’s account of the yearning for the heart, the first thing is to see his artifact.

Then the additional attributes brought by the artifact flashed.

The good fortune that the heart yearns for most of its life is estimated to have been folded.

After watching it, Jing Huan looked at the people in the team with distressed eyes.

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