Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Lu Hang looked at the face of Huan Huan and screamed: "No, kidding, not what you want to do."

Jing Huan blinked a few times.

What kind of big belly?

This is the ** to Huai, he is not good to ask, can only nod: "Oh..."

"But the direction is really not single." Lu Hang added.

To Huaizhi finally showed a trace of impatientness: "Are you planning to be a paparazzi?"

"There is no plan yet." Lu Hang smiled. "I want to go home and inherit my billions of products."

Lu Wenhao is happy: "It’s a coincidence, me too."

Then the two began to force you to come and go. When they arrived at the destination, they had already discussed the helicopters of the style to be opened at the graduation ceremony to be high-end and low-key.

Jing Huan did not participate in their loading, but they all listened to their ears and enjoyed the road.

The farmhouse was built in the wilderness, next to an unknown lake, and a large ship was parked on the lake. It should be a “boat dinner” for business promotion.

The boat looks a bit old, but it's clean and the scene is quite satisfactory.

The middle-aged woman standing at the gate looked at them all the time. Seeing the car stopped and came up to meet them.

The woman is the owner of the store, warm and simple, and forced to help a few big men to share a small backpack.

Lu Wenhao ordered a large box, and at this noon, he would eat some home-cooked food to cope with it. After dinner, he went to the boat to see the night scene.

However, the surrounding area is sparsely populated, and it is estimated that it will be black and lacquered at night. There is nothing to look at, and it is okay to blow the sea breeze.

After lunch and half full, Lu Wenhao took the lead to get up: "Come, let's assign the task of assignment. Fishing picking vegetables and picking fruits, which one do you want? I will say first, I will pick the fruit!"

Lu Hang said: "I am going fishing, I have experience, waiting for me to arrange a full fish dinner for you at night."

Gao Zixiang immediately said that he also wants to go fishing.

The three eyes turned to Jing Huan here.

To Huai’s over-the-head question: “What do you want to do.”

Jing Huan originally wanted to pick the fruit, but to go to the orchard to take the boss's car, the car looks dirty than the previous pot.

"I pick vegetables."

Lu Wenhao said: "Isn't it, I just said it, do you really want to go to the field?"

"Fishing is too boring."

Retracting the line of sight to Huai: "Then I also pick vegetables."

The owner’s field is just across the gate, a whole lot, and a wide variety.

Lu Wenhao gradually walked away from the boss's small three rounds, and the voice echoed in the field: "Happiness - Huan! Pick more peppers! To be super spicy!! To be able to put my **** hot red!!!" ”

Jing Huan holds the bamboo basket in both hands, and all the appetite disappears instantly. I can’t wait to catch up with the bamboo basket.

He was about to open his mouth, and his neck suddenly covered with a warm temper.

He took the hand to Huai’s neck and pushed him gently with his strength: "What to send? Go away."

Because it is on the lakeside, the air is filled with the taste of the lake. Although it is not as fresh and smelly as the sea breeze, there is no smell of pollution that has been polluted.

When I arrived at the field, Jing Huan came down and looked at the dishes in the ground.

Go to Huai's footsteps and then squat with him.

"See what?" asked Huai.

Jing Huan honestly said: "Look at the insects."

Look at the sludge on the leaves of the eye to Huaizhi: "Generally, just rinse it with water."

After listening to Jinghuan, his face was wrinkled.

He understands the truth. After all, it is something planted in the ground. It can't be cleaned. I don't know how many bugs have climbed. These were cleaned and sent to the table, so that he could see these in such a straight face...

He will never touch the dishes tonight.

Jing Huan pulled the gloves up and then picked the vegetables.

While squatting, jokingly said: "Brother, am I overkill?"

"No." Denied to Huai.

Jing Huan guessed that the Huaizhihui said so, the bigger the smile.

When I arrived at the pepper field, I asked Huai: "How much is the pepper picked?"

Jing Huan is not willing to look directly: "Do not pick or pick, eat light tonight."

He looked at him with a funny smile, and he bent down and picked some.

Jing Huan just saw this smile. He paused for a moment and suddenly asked: "Brother, who are you in love with? Is it in our school?"

A slight meal to Huai’s movement, continue to lick pepper: “You are very curious?”

"Of course curious," Jing Huan looked at his fingers. "And there is... If she is our school, then I have to contact the school forum administrator and let him delete the post about us."

That forum is a semi-official website of the school. It is not difficult to find an administrator to delete posts.

It didn't matter before, he never managed to deal with it.

Frowning at Huai, looking up at him: "Why delete?"

Jing Huan was asked a glimpse.

He "ah" said: "Brother, have you not read the post? Those people are saying something messy inside..."

"What are you talking about?"

Jing Huan blinked: "Just... say that we are worthy."

Of course, the content of the comments is not only so simple, the group of people not only arranged who they are, but also the "explosives" said that he rented a house outside, just to follow the Huai's overwhelming sauce.

The imagination is too rich for his mother.

Of course, these scenes will not be said. He euphemistically said, "A few hundred floors down anyway, it’s all your girlfriend doesn't like to listen to."

Eyebrows to Huai: "Are you still reading the post?"

"..."

Jing Huan coughed, "No, Lu Wenhao always said in my ear if they were idle."

Retracting his eyes to Huai, throwing the peppers into the basket: "No, he won't mind those."

Jing Huan nodded: "Oh."

It turned out to be in love.

When did this happen? When he remembered the sports meeting, he did not see any girls who dared to send water to Huai.

It took less time to pick the vegetables and handed the dishes to the kitchen. The two turned around the farmhouse.

Then I learned from the staff that the big houses behind the farmhouse were all the boss's house. The boss was bored and opened such a shop. It was a lively and not profitable.

Jing Huan said with emotion: "The rich people are hiding in the deep forest, but the poor are considering which helicopter to buy for graduation."

Laughing to Huai’s head and laughing.

Jinghuan’s ears were numb, and the subconscious stopped his footsteps and turned to look at the people around him.

The smile to Huai is faint: "What are you looking at?"

"No," Jing Huan returned to God, raising his hand and blowing his nose. "Brother, have I told you that your voice is like a friend of mine?"

He smiled at Huai, and he repeated: "Friend?"

Jing Huan nodded nodded: "Special like."

Looking at him from Huai, he asked, "Is it a good friend?"

Jinghuan frowned for a long time: "Not too..."

"Happy!"

Lu Wenhao bit his peach and interrupted him. He stood at the door and waved at them. "Go! Get on the boat!"

There are only three tables on board, and they are one of the guests.

It is already dusk, and the sunset glows red on the horizon, like a splash of ink.

Jinghuan elbows are free to ride along the railings of the boat, and the Erlang legs are eager to watch.

Xu was too young to follow his parents. He has always been uninterested in these mountains and rivers. He spent less than an hour or two. Now he is counting on the chef's craftsmanship.

Lu Wenhao took the menu and shredded: "I am grass, you are not following me. The orchard of this store is very large, and the fruit is fresh. I think it can be opened separately. Now, some people are idle and bored, like picking fruit." ... Does the fish have to be steamed or braised?"

Lu Hang spit out a cigarette: "Yes, I caught so much, steamed and stewed all for him."

After that, he handed the cigarette case to Jing Huan, the index finger slammed at the bottom of the box, and a cigarette popped out. "Huan Huan, come to the root?"

Sitting in the middle of the two people, he raised his hand and closed the cigarette case: "He doesn't smoke."

Everyone is a glimpse.

Jing Huan returned to God and smiled and said: "Thank you, but I really don't smoke."

"I haven’t been pumping, or are I afraid to smoke now?" Lu Hang thought he was obstructed by Huai, saying, "Don’t be afraid of him, you can’t take it out.”

"I have never smoked." Jing Huan said, "I don't like this taste."

"Can't see it, you are quite awkward." Lu Hang put the cigarette box away.

Good food, a few people on the table began to chat, there is Lu Wenhao, nowhere to go anywhere. Listening to the quiet of Huai, the end of the eye, I saw people around me are playing with their mobile phones.

After a few seconds, the phone in his pocket shook.

He turned a deaf ear and picked up the tea on the table and took a sip.

"Happiness, you are now rejecting which girl's birthday present?" Lu Wenhao deliberately teased him.

Jinghuan laughed and knocked a few words, which turned the phone lock screen off the table: "Not chatting with girls... Isn’t your father going to die in a day?"

"Can you talk to a man for so long?" Lu Wenhao doubted.

"I love to talk to this man. I talked to him for three days and three nights. You can't control it." Jing Huan lost his peanuts to him. "There are so many side dishes on the table, how can you stop your mouth."

Gently vomit a breath to Huai.

He suddenly felt funny, he just wanted to hear what Jing Huan should? Do you want him to say, "Your voice is very similar to my game husband's voice?"

It’s impossible to think about it, you can only use the words of a friend.

He took out his mobile phone and flipped through the news.

Xiaojing yeah: [Share - how to raise the devil baby of the nine heroes Raiders? 】

Xiaojing yeah: [Share - the best of the martial arts baby of the nine-man childcare Raiders? 】

Xiaojing: Brother, look at these two posts! After the baby is born a month later, you can apprentice, you can see what martial art to pick him up! *^▽^*

To: Anyway, you bring it, what kind of martial art you like, let him worship.

Seeing this news, Jing Huan scratched his head.

After the baby was born a month, we got divorced early, and I got it with me...

In his heart, the day of the Christmas face is the day of their divorce.

He was thinking about how to reply, and the boss gave me two dishes.

Lu Hang smashed the smoke and got up and said: "I went to the toilet."

Jing Huan shuts down the phone: "I will go too."

There were just two toilets, and they were cleaned up. Jinghuan sighed and the impression on the store rose a bit.

When he came out, Lu Hang was just washing his hands.

Going back to the road black, Lu Hang thought about waiting for him, and after he dried his hand, he was waiting next to him.

He looked at the hands of the eyes and smiled: "How is your hand whiter than the little girl."

Jing Huan said: "Inherited, my mother will be white."

Lu Hang looked at his eyes and suddenly remembered something. He took out his mobile phone from his pocket: "For Huanhuan, add a WeChat friend."

"Okay." Jing Huan wiped his hands clean. "I sweep you."

"Yes." Lu Hang opened the QR code and handed it to him.

Jing Huan lifted the phone, and the smile stopped after seeing the other party's mobile phone screen.

The phone gently “drops” and the other party’s WeChat data appears on the screen of his mobile phone.

Lu Hang stood in the same place for a while, half a minute passed, and the people in front of him still held the mobile phone, motionless.

He frowned and said: "Why, didn't you sweep it?"

Jinghuan was amazed and immediately took the screen of his mobile phone to his chest.

"No, no, I... yes, didn't sweep."

He couldn't even say a complete sentence.

grass?

grass? ? ?

Why is Lu Hang’s WeChat name called “Small Roads Never Lose”? ? ?

Jing Huan's scalp is numb, and even feels that breathing is not smooth.

Lu Hang nodded: "Then sweep again, or I will sweep you."

"No, wait... I..." A long-blooded thought drilled into Jing Huan’s mind. He swallowed. "Do you have a WeChat to my brother? I, I want to add to my brother..."

Lu Hang looked at him inexplicably: "Don't you have his WeChat?"

That is to say, but Lu Hang still pulled out the WeChat of the roommate from the list of friends and handed it to Jing Huan.

Jing Huan stared at the familiar night view head. The whole person was struck by lightning, and there were countless branches growing under his feet, which were closely linked to the land. There are thousands of words floating in my mind, and only one sentence is left in the end.

grass.

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