Hammer 40k: Far East Storm

The fang boss was in a good mood. He patted the orc on the head happily and said affectionately: "Don't worship me too much. I am just an extraordinary, powerful and powerful boss. As long as you continue to If you work hard and train yourself, you will eventually reach one-tenth of my level.”

"Impossible, boss, you are so great. No matter how hard I try, I can't reach one percent of your level!" The orc said, flattering the writer's professional level.

The fang boss looked at the orcs seriously and asked, "Son, what's your name?"

"Well, I love Zhanzhan, they all call me Zhanzhan."

Zhan Zhan, what kind of bad name is this? You can tell he is a character as soon as you hear it. The orc boss curled his lips, but still said kindly: "Zhan Zhan, this is your fault. As your boss, I have to say it carefully. You, as an orc, you can't be discouraged just because I'm too great. You have to be an orc who never gives up and never gives up. This is the greatest spirit of us orcs. You can never lose this. A spirit!”

"Yes, boss, what you said is so good! I was really moved, and there was an urge in my heart to record your words, boss."

"Well, that's right. Just because of this momentum, Zhan Zhan, you will be better behind me in the future. Be my follower. I want to personally guide and educate you. I don't believe it anymore. Under my personal guidance, You haven't reached one-tenth of my level? Okay, Zhanzhan, I'll give you a task to gather all the leaders in the tribe, and also call the bosses of some scattered tribes. I have something important to announce to all of you.”

So the leaders of this orc tribe gathered together. The fang boss originally wanted to hold this meeting in his castle (an ancient castle built in the mountains and forests. Because it was so beautiful, he was selected by the fang boss.) The first military meeting of the Fang Tribe. Looking at the results, wow! There were so many orcs in the green area, so the meeting place could only be changed to a large open space outside the castle.

Seeing so many high-level cadres, the fang boss realized that the fang tribe was now a large tribe. After a few fights with the local shrimps, these shrimps were completely weak. The subsequent fights were completely meaningless. Boss Tuya rushed to the front every time, but those shrimps were really weak. This made Boss Tusk very unhappy, so he became more and more eager to have a big fight, so he went east. Running west, that's it. The fang boss didn't think much about it. He just kept fighting here and there without any direction. He basically just followed the feeling, or fought towards the place where there were a lot of shrimps. Just fought like this. Keep hitting until the surrounding area is empty and not a single shrimp can be seen.

It was also at this time that the Fang Tribe ushered in the explosive development, both in terms of technology and population. In terms of technology, human weapons not only gave the orc technicians more inspiration, but also left the green skins with more ideas. They had enough raw materials, so the weapons of the Fang tribe quickly changed from simple tree branches and sticks to fruit knives, and then quickly changed from fruit knives to large kitchen knives, and then turned into the current machete. , finally added a very powerful "bang bang", and now there is a big "bang bang" and a super "bang bang". In terms of population, the weather has been very good this year, with plenty of sunshine and plenty of rain. Even Tiaotiao is much more delicious. Naturally, orcs are springing up from the ground like bamboo shoots after a rain. Very quickly. Around the Fang tribe, self-formed tribes appeared one after another, and the bosses of each tribe also appeared. Of course, these fresh young orcs had to bow to the Fang boss, although they did not live with the Fang boss. At the same time, he is also a member of the Fang tribe.

In less than a year, the tribe has grown from ten greenskins to this level, and Fang is very proud of it. Of course, the fang boss also deeply understands that this is not the best. Since there was no fierce battle, most of the greenskins couldn't lift their spirits, and they felt weak even when they were fighting. Therefore, compared with some similar tribes, the development of the Fang Tribe can only be regarded as moderate.

"Everyone, I am your boss, Fang!" Then he took a deep breath and let out a deafening roar with a loud voice and strong lungs that frightened all the beasts: "gh! ! !

All the green-skinned orcs became excited, and the fang boss they followed began to roar. The orc bodyguards and followers who were responsible for security guards not far away heard this roar and joined in excitedly. They were forgetful. Shooting into the air and shouting, (one Tutuzi was too excited and shot around while shouting. He was really happy, but it didn't take long before he was overtaken by other Tutuzi.) The sound became louder and louder. Far away, the working orcs put down their work and started shouting; the sleeping orcs were woken up and angrily joined in; the crazy doctor in the operating room heard this, and waved his scalpel wildly while poking at the operating table. The unlucky green guy on the bus started shouting. Suddenly, all the orcs began to scream at the top of their lungs. A huge noise like a flood resounded through the sky at this moment, as if the whole of Texas was roaring. At this time, no language could be heard in the land of Texas. Without power, there is only one word between heaven and earth.

ugh! !

The world seemed to tremble under this violent roar.

This terrifying, violent roar lasted for five minutes. Li's team channel was in chaos. Almost all the team members were in doubt. They were all asking the same question, what went wrong? Are the orcs collectively crazy?

Li sighed: "Don't think too much, the greenskins just want to say hello to us."

"Say hello?"

"Yes, the word "gh" in the orc language means simply, 'We are coming', that's what it means. Don't think too much, we will soon be able to send these greenskins to meet their second brother Gaomao. Each team begins to calculate the time until you hear the roar. Such a large-scale roar will most likely come from the chief of the orcs first, and then trigger a response from the entire Texas orcs. If it starts at one point, it will then spread to all directions. , based on the different time order of hearing the sounds, we should be able to roughly infer the place where the roar was first made using the cross-location method, and that is probably the location of the enemy’s brain activity. It doesn’t have to be too precise, we just need a rough range.”

The data quickly gathered in front of Li from each team, and in the blink of an eye, Vivien drew a circle on the map.

Li quickly selected a location, and the order was immediately issued to each team, "Each team immediately moved to the target."

In the meeting place of the greenskins, the serious meeting had just begun.

"I am the fang boss! I am the strongest, most powerful, and most flavorful fang!" The fang boss said happily: "I call all of you greenskins in front of me because I am happy. , I think there is no point in being happy alone, so I will tell you the happy things so that you can be happy for me too. The happiest thing is what I just discovered. Only now do I know that we are so happy. There are so many bosses, so I am no longer the boss! I have promoted myself!" See the bosses below. In response, Fang asked angrily: "I am the chief, aren't you all happy?"

"Ula, ulla!!!"

"Oh oh oh, Chief Tusks is the most powerful, Chief Tusks is the most violent, Chief Tusks is the smelliest!"

"Happy, happy, we greenskins are so happy today."

Chief Fang was very satisfied with the quick response of his subordinates. He said generously: "I, Chief Fang, are the most loyal. I will never forget you. When I become the chief, you leaders will all become bosses!"

The bosses cheered feebly. In fact, they had been the boss for a long time. Except for Fangs, no one dared to call them "boss".

"Well, there are still many happy things, that is, our great technician Dangdangxiang was turned into ashes by humans!"

Some orcs cheered habitually, "Oh, I'm so gray!"

Wait, wait, what’s there to be happy about when our great technician is dusted? This may be a good thing for the technicians, because some of them can replace Dangdangxiang and take over the position of the great technician, but what should the other green skins be happy about?

Chief Fang was very satisfied with the expressions of these children. This expression was like the expression of an orc who had opened a book of poems. They had no idea what was written in the book. This was exactly the effect Chief Fang expected. So Chief Fang said: "Human shrimps have a good saying, if the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come. If Dangdangxiang is dusted, we need a new great technician!"

"Ula, gh!"

"Oh oh oh, new great technician, new gadgets!"

"It would be great if the one who gets dusted is the fang boss. I want to be the new boss!"

The fang boss blinked. He seemed to have heard something just now, but the sound was too noisy and he couldn't hear it clearly. But forget it, there is still something happy to say, "The happy thing is not over yet, that is, our great technician Dangdangxiang was turned into ashes by humans!"

An greenskin reminded carefully: "Boss Fang..."

Tusk corrected him in a good temper: "It's the chief, Tusk chief!"

"Yes, Chief Fang, you just said this happy thing."

"I know," the fang boss said seriously: "Can't we be happy twice about one thing?"

The orcs shut their mouths, but they couldn't help but start to wonder, is it possible that Chief Fang and the great technician Dangdangxiang have a grudge?

"You are all idiots! Don't you know that Dangdangxiang's great technician was killed by human shrimps? Human shrimps are very weak and burst into juice when pinched. It's not interesting. But this time is different, because there are still many shrimps. A lot of shrimps have become very courageous. They dare to attack the great technician Dangdangxiang. Some shrimps rush over, some fall from the sky, and some appear dancing! "

"Wow, you are so cruel, you dare to dance and rush towards the great technician of Dangdangxiang!"

"These shrimps are so arrogant that I didn't even dance on the battlefield. No matter how happy I am, no matter how sweet the sound of gunfire is, I have to endure it!"

"How dare you steal the limelight from us? Kill these shrimps and overthrow them completely!"

After a while, these voices gathered together, completely reflecting the greenskins' aspirations.

"Car! Car! Car!"

"Fight! Fight! Fight!"

"Explode [juice]! Explode [juice]! Explode [juice]"

"Yes, you idiots are right! We are going to overturn them completely and fight all the shrimps to pieces! We will crush all the shrimps to bursting with juice! But how should we drive, and in which direction should we drive! This is why I called you here, we are going to have a war meeting, we need to be strategic, I am not a fool, I am a wise orc!"

Ah, yes, yes, the bosses nodded one after another. Now that everyone has been promoted, it is indeed a little different from before. It is time to be more strategic, but what exactly is a war meeting? I’ve never done it before. In a fight, shouldn’t everyone rush forward happily, flip over the enemy’s car, and burst their juices?

So the bosses began to think hard. For a long time, their heads hurt, but no one said anything.

"Well, I have an opinion."

Chief Fang was very happy that someone finally spoke. When he saw that the person speaking was actually his new follower, Zhan Zhan.

"Zhanzhan, what fart do you want to fart?"

It is said that the orc Zhan Zhan is indeed a little smarter than the ordinary orcs. He said boldly: "I think we should attack to the east! Overwhelm the enemies in the east!"

Naturally, there are also orcs who say the opposite, "Why is it the east, and isn't the south better?"

"I like the West."

"Is north by northwest okay?"

"North-northwest? What direction is this?"

"Enough is enough, stop for me and listen to what Zhan Zhan said. Zhan Zhan, I ask you, why do you want to drive to the east?"

"Because the east is where the big fireballs rise. Every morning, everyone should get up and rush towards the big fireballs, so that they won't be wandering around in confusion!"

These words were like a huge bomb, shocking all the orcs present!

Brother Ge, this Zhanzhan is so right! I didn’t expect such an intelligent beast to appear in our tribe!

The biggest problem with the orcs is that they always don't consider other issues when fighting and just follow the boss. And the boss doesn't think too much about the problem. He often shouts, let's rush to the north! Then they led a group of greenskins and charged towards the south. Yes, many bosses couldn't figure out the east, west and north at all. They just thought it was cool to shout so. What the bosses really did was just find a place with many enemies and charge. past. Except for some particularly cunning orc bosses, most orc bosses will only think of formulating a combat plan when bullets are flying overhead. As for those trivial matters, such as exploring paths, finding enemies, supplying and protecting flanks (if they know the concept of flanks), just leave it to the brothers to take care of (the problem is that the brothers will also think that such things can be left to shit) Once it's perfected, just push it step by step, and eventually all the greenskins will be happy to find that the problem has disappeared...)

And this kind of problem often manifests itself in this form, that is, the orcs fight back and forth, happily rolling over one opponent after another, and finally they suddenly find that they have circled around and returned to the starting point, and there are already nearby There is nothing left to overturn. Or while fighting, the team will naturally disperse.

And this has brought about the most serious consequence, that is, the happy fight can no longer go on!

Whether it was that they circled back to the starting point and couldn't find any opponents around who could overturn the car; or the team became more and more scattered as they fought, the bosses did not follow the Fang Chief. They were so happy that they forgot about everything and took their younger brothers with them. They went to chase their favorite shrimps. But in this case, even if they see an opponent who can overturn, because there are too many shrimps, the beasts must follow the smart boss's strategy (there is no word failure in the dictionary of the orcs, the orcs never give up!).

Whether there is no one who can be knocked over, or someone else is too strong and gets knocked over, it is still a very annoying thing for the beast. A green skin that no one wants to turn over is a lonely green skin, a lonely green skin, and an unhappy green skin. A green skin that is overturned by a car is a dead green skin, and a green skin that makes others happy is not good.

Just like a person walking on the beach, if there is no clear goal, then the steps will probably be messy. The orcs don't understand such a profound truth, but now there is a smart orc "Zhan Zhan" with a storyteller's mind among the orcs. He gives the orcs a clear goal and drives all the way to the east, chasing the beast just in the sky. Rise up with the big fireball and run away!

The bosses began to express their admiration sincerely: "Okay, the chief is the smartest, even the followers are smart!"

Some bosses are excited because they have already thought about how they will spend their days in the future. They drive all the way towards the rising sun every morning. What a beautiful mood and what a beautiful life. But he couldn't say such a thing, so he could only shout: "Every day when I get up, I go to skim the big strips. After skimming the strips, I eat the tiaotiao. After eating the tiaotiao, I chase the big fireball! gh!!"

Some green-skinned people tried to calm themselves down, and acted as if they were strategizing. They put their palms together and sighed: "Wonderful, wonderful, the plans of the chief's followers and brothers are really mysterious and mysterious. They are so mysterious and wonderful."

The orc who was up to something good interjected: "What's so wonderful about this? Tell me about it?"

The wily orc asked with a sly smile: "You don't understand?"

The good-looking beast man answered honestly: "I really don't understand, can you tell me?"

"If you understand this matter, you just understand it. If you don't understand it, you don't understand it. If you understand it, you understand it. If you don't understand it, you don't understand it even if you say it."

The beastman's body suddenly shook wildly. He was already stunned. He only felt four big words gradually appearing in his mind - OK! deep! profound! ah!