Hogwarts: I rely on MC to pretend to be an alchemy professor

"Wait a minute...tell it to me again..."

Kaysen took a deep breath and said slowly: "Draco was in the office first, grinding the red stone honestly, right?"

Draco, who was standing in the corner dropping the pearl, and the four little Gryffindors beside him nodded at the same time.

"Then, the four of you came to see me. It happened that my office door was unlocked, and Draco happened to say come in, so you came in."

The five little wizards nodded again.

"Then, after you guys came in, Draco was still an honest grinder. Ron, you were sitting there drinking Coke... wasn't it the Coke you found there? Forget it, this is not the time to worry about this. In short, De Laco didn't mess with you, and then Ron sat on the sofa and drank coke and got high."

"In the end, Draco got angry and you guys took out your wands and started fighting."

The five people still nodded.

Kaisen also nodded understandingly: "I almost understand... In this case... why don't you... go out and fight? Just like you said, my office door is not locked. After you finish fighting Aren’t you afraid that you won’t be able to get in?”

"Um... I'm afraid of being discovered by the professor and Filch when I go out to fight." Harry whispered.

"...Harry, let me ask you, who am I?" Kaysen sat on the only surviving sofa in the corner, pressed his thumb on the middle of the body, and said without any strength or means.

"Are you Kaysen... or Professor Alchemy." Harry said the first answer without thinking at all, and then he realized... Professor Kayson in front of him. ..The last two characters are professor.

"That's right... I am also a professor. I understand your fear of professors very well, so you don't dare to cause harm under the professor's nose. But can you remember that I am also a professor? Who can tell me why? Why are you doing this to my office...and my red stone flash, which I hand-carved piece by piece."

Kaysen knocked on the coffee table in front of him again. On it, a Flash cut into two parts from the waist was lying there.

"Let me ask you, children, why are you afraid of other professors but not me?"

Gryffindors never speak without thinking. For example, Ron said out of nowhere: "Because you are a good person."

"Ridiculous! Should a good man's office be turned upside down by you stirring it up with your wand?"

There is a saying that this was the first time Kaisen broke through the defense as a professor, and it was not because of the office. Speaking of which, the office had been bombed more than once, and he would redecorate it with new decoration styles every time.

But only this time...

"Hey." Kaison gently tapped the two sections of Flash on the coffee table with his knuckles, instantly turning them into powder.

"Okay, five powerful little wizards, I can only say that I am going to start decorating my new office, so I have to hand you over to Professor McGonagall."

"And Draco, you're lucky. Although this time it's not your fault, but one yard for the other, your piece of red stone is still accounted for. Now you choose to wait until I renovate the office and you come back to continue grinding. Or go to Professor McGonagall and let Professor McGonagall's punishment offset the red stone?" Kaison asked.

"Professor McGonagall!" Draco said decisively.

"Okay, follow me now."

The five little wizards followed Kaysen to Professor McGonagall's office in despair.

There, five little wizards witnessed the transformation of a respected professor into a lioness.

After the complaint was over, Kayson also believed that Professor McGonagall would give him justice, so he left Professor McGonagall's office with sincerity and sneaked into the principal while Dumbledore was going to the kitchen to turn on the stove. room.

Then he discovered that the wine that was supposed to belong to Professor Kayson had Dumbledore's name written on it.

How can this be allowed?

He decisively put the wine in his arms and walked towards Hagrid's cabin.

Then he witnessed the third dramatic thing today.

The dragon hatched by Hagrid was already almost the size of a table, and was currently studying how to swallow the magma block at the base of the fireplace into its belly.

"This little guy... Big guy, is Lu Wei so big?"

Hagrid raised his eyebrows: "Her name is not Lu Wei. Lu Wei is the three-headed dog."

"Oh... Yaya?"

"Tooth is the hound chewing the bone."

"...Okay, maybe my memory is not very good. How do you plan to place him...her? It seems that she will start measuring your size in a few days."

"Don't say that, she is a good child... Oh, but she is indeed too big. You are right. Ron and Malfoy gave me two business cards before. They are from Dragon Farm. I am I checked the information at some time and wanted to see which of the two has better conditions.”

Hagrid took out a thick pile of information. Seriously, Kaison had never seen so much paper within a five-meter radius of Hagrid.

"You take your pick, and now I don't want to hear the names of those two little bastards. My figurine was destroyed by them."

As he spoke, he took out the wine from his arms.

"Wow! Isn't this the wine Dumbledore brought back from his last trip to France? This is good stuff!" Hagrid said with some surprise.

"What Dumbledore's? Now they are the collection of Kesenheath. They will be my collection from twenty minutes ago to the future."

"Um...you went to Dumbledore's office?" Hagrid asked, stroking his beard.

Kaison looked at Hagrid strangely, but still comforted him: "Don't worry, if you don't tell me and I won't tell, who will know? Besides, he has no evidence."

"But I remember that Dumbledore cherished these two bottles of wine very much. It is said that he would tell bedtime stories to these two bottles of wine." Hagrid swallowed.

Kaison opened the wine happily and took two wine glasses. Hagrid took the wine glasses heartily...

"Hmm...what a drink!"

"Right!"

"But Dumbledore?"

"Don't worry about Dumbledore. There are so many people who know his office password, and he doesn't know that I got it." Kayson waved his hand and took another sip of wine...

Hagrid took a deep breath and a sip of wine.

Late at night, Kaisen, who was already dizzy, pushed open the door of Hagrid's hut. The cold winter wind mixed with snowflakes did not make him sober. On the contrary, it had the urge to fall headlong into the snow.

"Oh, by the way, the two statues guarding the gates of Dumbledore's office are self-aware...did you know that?"

.....................

Kaisen was mostly awake in an instant, and the smell of alcohol making his whole body seemed to be emitting steam.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Hagrid mixed his two thick fingers together. He couldn't say that he had been craving Dumbledore's two bottles of wine for a long time, right?