Hogwarts: I rely on MC to pretend to be an alchemy professor

Gulululu...

Gululululu...

Kaysen went to the Hog's Head Tavern and asked the bearded old man at the bar to pour some whiskey into it. As for what kind of whiskey it was.

Don't ask, it's good wine if it doesn't make Dumbledore have diarrhea.

This time he didn't choose to use the password to enter the principal's office directly, but teleported directly to the window sill outside the principal's office.

He grabbed the windowsill with both hands and propped himself up. This step was to see clearly whether Dumbledore was in the principal's office. Otherwise, if he teleported to the principal's office and found Dumbledore sitting there, it would be so embarrassing.

But fortunately, he looked inside from the outside of the window. There was no one, great!

Kaisen exerted his body to open the window of the office from the outside and flipped in straightly. He took out the two bottles of wine on his waist and placed them steadily on the desk. He just needed to measure it with a ruler.

As for the fact that the wine was wrong, would it be discovered?

Anyway, Hagrid said that Dumbledore was reluctant to drink the wine, so it shouldn't be.

He straightened up and stretched, and just as he was about to teleport away, he saw half a person in a cabinet in the corner of Dumbledore's office...

There was a person's lower body...

Or, Dumbledore stretched his upper body into the cabinet.

The person in the cabinet found Kaisen after he opened the window, and immediately said in a muffled voice in the cabinet: "So energetic? Which little wizard is it? Come and help me quickly, I'm stuck in the cabinet!"

Kaisen breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Dumbledore say this. It was fine as long as he didn't know who he was, and he didn't immediately think of helping Dumbledore out of trouble.

You have to know that the principal has great magical powers, and this cabinet is not a treasure chest monster. If he wants to get out, he only needs to know the idea, and he doesn't even need a wand.

At this moment, it is most important for him to run away quickly, but it's a pity that he can't teleport.

Kaysen quickly climbed onto the windowsill and bent over and half-knelt on it. A water source block appeared in his hand, showing a little bit of falling water shock to the land of Hogwarts.

Then Dumbledore suddenly said in a muffled voice in the cabinet.

"Don't leave in a hurry, Kaisen. Is there anyone else in Hogwarts besides you who would run to the principal's office to steal the poor principal's collection?"

Kaisen, who was preparing himself mentally, changed his face instantly.

"Ah, isn't this the principal? How did you get stuck in the cabinet?"

He jumped down from the windowsill quickly, hugged Dumbledore with the same energy as Lu Zhishen pulling out a weeping willow, and pulled Dumbledore out desperately.

It seemed that he wanted to let Dumbledore directly cosplay 2.5 Shang Yang in this poor cabinet, as if no one would know that he stole wine.

Of course, in fact, Kaisen pulled while controlling the small blocks to carefully separate the cabinet and the place where Dumbledore was stuck.

After all, Dumbledore was more than a hundred years old, and he couldn't really pull him to death.

Soon, it was as if two plastic stools that were put together were suddenly pulled out, and there seemed to be a popping sound in the void, and Dumbledore saw the light of day again.

"Uh... Thank you, Kaisen."

Kasen sat on the chair sullenly.

"Speaking of which, I am still curious, how did you know that it was me who came here, not the naughty little wizard riding a flying broom?"

"First, the two guys at the door told me that you came here before and took my two bottles of wine."

"Second, Kaisen, you underestimated your courage. Although the little wizards can be called daring, it is still too much for them to sneak into the principal's office."

"OK... um, that's good, since you are out of trouble, I should leave too, then... Professor McGonagall is urging me to prepare my lesson plan, you know." After listening to the explanation, Kaisen stood up from the chair in an extremely slow posture and slowly moved towards the door of the principal's office.

It was as if Dumbledore was a frog, who could only see moving objects but not stationary objects.

".....Kaysen, do I look like an old fool in your mind?" Dumbledore sat in his seat, hugged his shoulders and watched Kaisen's performance quietly, and then said faintly when he was about to walk out the door.

"Oh... okay, is there anything I can do?" Kaisen turned around and sat on the chair opposite Dumbledore and said in one breath.

"Thank you for not choosing to teleport away directly."

"Oh... am I still in time now?"

"I'm sorry, it's too late."

"Okay, what's the matter?"

Dumbledore first picked up the two bottles of wine on the desk with some helplessness and walked towards the cabinet in the corner.

"Time will make the wine mellow, you can also stock up a few bottles of wine yourself, and ordinary wine will become good wine after some days."

Kaisen nodded: "I will."

"By the way, where did you get these two bottles of wine?"

"The Hog's Head Bar."

Dumbledore paused in putting the wine into the cabinet, and then changed direction and threw the two bottles of wine into the trash can.

"............Is there anything wrong with the wine there? I was drinking it happily before." Kaisen's mouth twitched.

"Nothing, just keep drinking happily."

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"You should have something for me to do, right?"

"No, of course not. How could I give you something to do? In your eyes, am I the kind of person who will not do anything without profit, and who needs to be rewarded for any effort?" Dumbledore shrugged his shoulders and said.

"............Then why did you stop me from leaving?"

"Because your action of treating me like a frog was so funny, I couldn't help it. Okay, Kaisen, you can go now."

Kasen curled his lips and stood up to leave.

"Oh, by the way, Kaisen, is Hagrid drunk?"

Dumbledore asked.

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"What about you?"

"You scared me and I smelled of alcohol...but at least I'm sober." Kaisen turned around and spread his hands.

"In that case, as Hagrid's loyal drinking buddy, perhaps you need to take over Hagrid's work tonight." Dumbledore said.

"Patrolling the Forbidden Forest? Sure."

"It's ten o'clock tonight...you still have two hours to fix yourself." Dumbledore said, looking at a small clock on the corner of the table.

Kaisen nodded and left the principal's office without any worries.

After drinking two bottles of wine, it was fair to patrol the forbidden forest all night.