Hong Kong Slices of the World As Salted Fish

Hong Kong Film World When Salted Fish Author: Jun Cai Xingchi

Traveling through the world of Hong Kong films, I have no choice but to bind a salted fish system.

　　Zhou Xingxing: There is no ideal in life, what is the difference between being a salted fish?

　　Ni Xiaoxian: I am a salted fish!

　　The story begins with "Fighting from School Veyron", and there will be bread and goddesses.

Chapter 1 I don't care if you love it or not, anyway, I lie down and win all the way [For collection]

　　Wilderness.

　　An intense gun battle is taking place in an abandoned building.

　　Next to the building, a team of heavily armed PTU students lay in the grass.

　　"Sir Ni, Sir Zhou and the others have already gotten into trouble with the gangsters. When are we going in?" a student asked in a low voice.

　　"What are you talking about?" Ni Xiaoxian took off his earphones. There was a Michael Jackson song playing in it. The voice was so loud that people around him could hear it. No wonder he didn't hear the question from his subordinates.

　　"Sir Zhou and the others have already rushed in, when will we start to act?" The student repeated what he had just said aloud.

　　The sound was so loud that Ni Xiaoxian's ears were numb.

　　"Don't worry, wait for the gunfire to stop inside." He was about to put on his earphones when he suddenly remembered something, and temporarily added: "Don't bother me if the gunfire doesn't stop, or I'll crush you."

　　Putting on the headphones, Ni Xiaoxian began to shake his head and listen to the song again.

　　"Ding-dong-"

　　"You were treated negatively in the PTU actual combat assessment. You met the salted fish standard and were rewarded with 500 salted fish points."

　　Ni Xiaoxian continued to listen to the song, completely unaffected.

　　After traveling to this world for more than three months, he was already familiar with such system prompts.

　　Sleeping in class and being late for training, it is reasonable to say that a student like him should have been expelled from the police academy long ago, but Ni Xiaoxian has nothing to do, and he has become the leading student of this graduation assessment, relying on this Salted fish system.

　　"Oops!"

　　Ni Xiaoxian took off his headphones and jumped up from the grass, startling the students around him.

　　"Ni Sir, what happened?"

　　"I forgot to put on a mask when I went out this morning!"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"Ni Sir, we are conducting an actual combat assessment." A student reminded helplessly.

　　"Don't think that men don't need maintenance. The difference between no maintenance and maintenance can be seen when they are forty or fifty years old. Do you know the whirlwind kid in Wanwan? Do you believe it with a baby face? Then there is a cross talk talker on the mainland, the same age as him, and the two of them stand together like father and son [-] years later, do you know how broken the cross talk talker is?"

　　Ni Xiaoxian gave everyone a serious lesson and taught him how to maintain himself, but he didn't know that his every move was being watched by the police chief who was on the distant hillside with binoculars observing the side.

　　"What the hell is this Ni Xiaoxian doing, he hasn't acted for a long time?"

　　"Probably...probably...it should be arranging tactics for the team members?" An instructor in the police academy who didn't know much about Ni Xiaoxian whispered.

　　"Fuck! I don't know him yet. If I can be lazy, I can be lazy. If I can have half of Zhou Xingxing, no, it is one-tenth of hard work, then I should burn high incense to celebrate!"

　　"Zhou Xingxing really worked hard, but Ni Xiaoxian..." The instructor glanced at the officer's face, "full marks in fighting, shooting, and physical fitness, there are very few students as talented as Ni Xiaoxian in the history of the police academy, and such talents are not left behind. It's a shame to be in the police force."

　　"Not very rarely, but never!" The officer snorted heavily.

　　Ni Xiaoxian's performance in the police academy has long been enough to expel him more than ten times. The ghost knows why this guy has such a perverted talent, and the whole police academy is reluctant to expel him.

　　For such a guy, the senior officers of the police academy are also very troubled about his whereabouts.

　　Just looking at the results, Ni Xiaoxian is more than enough to go to "Blue Cap" or "Flying Tigers", but his lazy personality will definitely make the chief over there big, but going to other departments is too underpowered.

　　Thinking of this, the police chief has a headache.

　　Forget it, let’s take a look at his results in this actual combat assessment first!

　　"Sir!" A PTU student who was attentively listening to Ni Xiaoxian's teaching of the Maintenance Sutra suddenly raised his hand.

　　"What's the matter?" Ni Xiaoxian, who was interrupted, was a little unhappy.

　　"The gunfire seems to have stopped inside the building."

　　Ni Xiaoxian turned his ears toward the building, raised his hand to look at his watch, and started counting the seconds.

　　"three!"

　　"two!"

　　"one!"

　　"The gunshot!"

　　The ping-pong-pong gunshots sounded again, and the students were stunned when they saw Ni Xiaoxian's expression.

　　To be able to accurately determine the time of the firefight in the building is indeed the number one legend of the police academy, which is simply amazing.

　　"Ni Sir, how did you do it?"

　　"Stupid, I don't know that the exercises are all scripted? I just read the table below. At this time, Zhou Xingxing should almost rush to the hostage room."

　　The crowd fell.

　　"Does this count as cheating?" someone whispered.

　　Ni Xiaoxian glared at the man righteously, "Cheating by strength, who wouldn't agree to let him bite me!"

　　The crowd was too scared to speak.

　　Ni Xiaoxian meditated on the system panel in his heart, and a transparent interface frame appeared in front of him that only he could see.

　　[Host: Ni Xiaoxian]

　　[Identity: Senior Student of Police Academy]

　　[Physical fitness: 15 (the average for adult men is 10)]

　　[Neural response: 15 (average 10 for adult men)]

　　[Brain calculation: 13 (the average for adult men is 10)]

　　[Skills: Fighting and grappling mastery, firearm mastery]

　　【Salted Fish Point: 500】

　　This strength should be able to happily make a salted fish in the Hong Kong film world, right?

　　"action!"

　　Ni Xiaoxian put on a gas mask, picked up the MP5 submachine gun in his hand, and took the lead in rushing into the building.

　　There was no resistance from any gangsters along the way, the entire team killed the hostage room without hindrance, knocked open the door, and saw Zhou Xingxing untie the rope on the woman's hostage.

　　Ni Xiaoxian took off his mask and stretched out his hand to pull up the two "gangsters" who had fallen to the ground.

　　"You are already dead!" Zhou Xingxing turned around and reminded loudly.

　　Two trainees who played "gangsters" turned out white crosses and hung them around their necks, which represented the meaning of being killed during the exercise.

　　Ni Xiaoxian put down his gun, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, call it a day, I'll invite everyone to a late-night snack at night, everyone come!"

　　"Sir Ni is so nice!"

　　"Yeah, with a generous shot, and a team with him will win every time."

　　The people around were talking a lot, but Zhou Xingxing had a straight face.

　　After rescuing the hostages by himself, Ni Xiaoxian led people to rush in and did nothing, but he made it seem like he was the hero who rescued the hostages.

　　Everyone in the room was chatting and laughing. Ni Xiaoxian also exchanged CALL numbers with the female police student who was playing hostage. At this moment, a uniform salute suddenly sounded outside the door.

　　"Hello sir!"

　　The instructor in charge of the actual combat assessment walked into the room with his hands behind his back, and everyone's faces returned to seriousness, except for Ni Xiaoxian.

　　"Liu Sir, why are you here! My stomach is almost flattened from hunger."

　　"Cough cough!" The instructor couldn't hold back his face, so he could only give Ni Xiaoxian a stern look.

　　Only then did Ni Xiaoxian return to his seriousness and saluted with his legs.

　　Zhou Xingxing shouted loudly: "Report sir, Zhou Xingxing led the team to successfully rescue the hostages!"

　　Zhou Xingxing's chest was straight, and he was waiting for the instructor to praise him, but what he didn't expect was a curse.

　　"Zhou Xingxing, where are your team members?"

　　A group of hapless men with white crosses around their necks walked in dejectedly.

　　Zhou Xingxing saw that he was dead.

　　"Didn't I tell you to disperse and surround the robbers from both sides? What planes are you using?"

　　"Zhou Xingxing, how many times have I told you, let you not only know how to be a hero by yourself, but also work as a team, have you done it?"

　　"Sir, but I successfully rescued the hostages."

　　"But all your team members were killed. What we need is leadership, not a lone hero like you. In this assessment, you have zero points!"

　　"Isn't it? Sir, did I make a mistake, I got zero points?" Zhou Xingxing pointed at Ni Xiaoxian, who was covering his mouth and snickering, "What about him? He didn't do anything from start to finish. How does that count?"

　　"There were no casualties in Ni Xiaoxian's team. Since the hostages were successfully rescued, he scored 100 points in this assessment!".

Chapter 2 Call the teacher to come and listen 【For collection】

　　100 points? !

　　Ni Xiaoxian couldn't laugh anymore.

　　That's not the score a salted fish deserves, right?

　　"Sir, I really didn't do anything. It's all thanks to Zhou Xingxing for successfully rescuing the hostages this time!"