Hong Kong Slices of the World As Salted Fish

　　The female student next to her immediately became fascinated.

　　"Wow, Sir Ni is so handsome even with modesty!"

　　Others also nodded their heads in praise.

　　"Yeah, so powerful and so humble!"

　　"I've decided to stay with Sir Ni after graduation."

　　Zhou Xingxing had improved his perception of Ni Xiaoxian because he said something fair, but after listening to the comments of the people next to him, he turned his head to the side.

　　Humph, what the hell?

　　It's not just that the professional assessment is better than me, there is a kind of us that is better than... better than...anything, as long as it is not related to being a police officer!

　　Thinking about it, Zhou Xingxing went crazy.

　　Here Ni Xiaoxian continued to intercede with the instructor and let the other party let him go.

　　"Liu Sir, don't give me full marks, okay? This will make me feel distant from everyone. What should I do if they admire me too much? What should a female student do if he falls in love with me?"

　　"Okay, you don't need to say it. This time it's you and Zhou Xingxing's two teams participating in the assessment. Zhou Xingxing was wiped out except for himself. You played soy sauce from beginning to end. Tell me how to write this report? The hostage was rescued successfully. , you can't get 100 points, do you want me to report the failure of this exercise to the top, both of your teams are useless?"

　　Instructor Liu slapped the score sheet in Ni Xiaoxian's arms and threw his hands away angrily.

　　Ni Xiaoxian widened his eyes.

　　It makes sense, but I can't refute it myself!

　　But I just want to be a salted fish that will be eaten and waited to die!

　　"Sir, I..." Zhou Xingxing chased after and wanted to justify himself, but what he didn't expect was the rude "Shut up" from the instructor, so angry that he wanted to slam his head against the wall.

　　At the hot pot dinner in the evening, Zhou Xingxing did not come.

　　This did not affect Ni Xiaoxian's mood. He finally graduated from the police academy successfully. As for what department he would be assigned to in the future, he didn't care at all.

　　Well, salted fish can glow and get hot wherever you go... No, it's the sun.

　　Ni Xiaoxian drank a lot of wine that night, and at the end of the day, he declined the suggestion of a female student to invite him home.

　　If you want to trick me into repairing the computer again, I won't be fooled!

　　The next day, Ni Xiaoxian was woken up by the incessant sound of the CALL machine. It was only 9:[-]. It was still early for Xianyu to get up, so he buried his head and continued to sleep.

　　boom! boom! boom!

　　The door slamming followed, Ni Xiaoxian turned over, covered his head with a pillow and continued to sleep.

　　Bang!

　　The door of the room was knocked open, and Zhou Xingxing with a sullen face rushed into the bedroom, angrily tossing off Ni Xiaoxian's quilt.

　　Damn, actually sleeping naked!

　　Zhou Xingxing quickly covered his eyes with his hands, mainly because the size was too amazing.

　　"What are you doing? You came to my house in the morning and didn't let anyone sleep well?" Ni Xiaoxian complained loudly, covering the sun shining in through the window with his hands.

　　"I called you a few times, why didn't you answer?"

　　"Have known each other for half a year, when did you call me and answered?"

　　"..."

　　To be reasonable, Zhou Xingxing had no choice but to do it directly.

　　"Get up for me!"

　　It's a pity that his hand just touched Ni Xiaoxian's body, and he was caught by the backhand, one fell over his shoulder, and his right face came into intimate contact with the floor on the spot.

　　Fuck, I forgot that Ni Xiaoxian got full marks, and he never won against him.

　　"Let go of me! I'm really angry if you don't let me go!"

　　"The door of my house that you knocked down is also very angry. Do you want to apologize to it first?" Ni Xiaoxian looked at Zhou Xingxing, who was pressed down by him, while walking the bird naked.

　　Dare to disturb my sleep, let you taste the power of salted fish turning over!

　　"Let go of me. Today the police academy asked us to report to the Western District Police Station. It is stipulated that we will arrive at 9 o'clock. What time is it?"

　　Ni Xiaoxian glanced at the clock on the wall. It was only 9:40. How could he not be late for two hours in line with his style of salted fish?

　　"Don't talk nonsense, call someone to fix the door for me first, or be careful I will file a complaint against you, and you won't have to do the police!"

　　Half an hour later, the worker came to the door and repaired the door lock that Zhou Xingxing had knocked down. Zhou Xingxing rubbed the arm that was almost twisted by Ni Xiaoxian and asked him if he can go now?

　　Ni Xiaoxian looked at his face in the mirror that was more handsome than Liang Chaowei and cooler than Andy Lau, and put on his sunglasses with satisfaction.

　　"Lets-go!"

　　"Ding-dong-"

　　"You are late for work on the first day at the police station. You meet the salted fish standard, and you will be rewarded with 500 salted fish points."

　　Sitting in the back row of the taxi, Zhou Xingxing's face was so gloomy that he was almost dripping with water.

　　Ni Xiaoxian squeezed Zhou Xingxing's chin with his hand and forced a smile.

　　"First day at work, be happy!"

　　"not in the mood!"

　　Zhou Xingxing pushed Ni Xiaoxian's hand away.

　　"What's the matter? Are you still angry about what happened just now? Who made you so angry this morning that you smashed the door of my house."

　　"Can I wake you up without knocking on the door?"

　　"No."

　　Zhou Xingxing had an expression of "Look, I knew it would be like this", and he didn't even bother to complain.

　　"You all know that I like to sleep in late, so why don't I report by myself first?"

　　"It states that I must go with you."

　　"No, we are actually assigned to the same department."

　　"Shut your crow's mouth, and I won't be your partner even if you kill me."

　　Zhou Xingxing never dreamed that his words would come true immediately.

　　When they arrived at the Western District Police Station, the two were called into the garden alone by Chief Superintendent Huang Sir.

　　"Do you know why you were called here?"

　　This yellow Sir has a big belly, and his glasses are as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle.

　　Zhou Xingxing was disappointed when he saw the other party for the first time, thinking that such a person could be the Chief Superintendent, and he could be the Police Commissioner.

　　Even so, he straightened his back and replied loudly, "Sorry sir, we are late today!"

　　Huang Sir rubbed his numb ears and slapped Zhou Xingxing on the back of his head.

　　"It's so loud for being late, you want to die, don't you?"

　　Just then, a discordant voice sounded.

　　"Sir, it's almost time for dinner. Can I have dinner?"

　　"Do you still want to eat?" Huang Sir almost fainted, turned his head and shouted at Ni Xiaoxian: "I'm late for work on the first day, be careful I will punish you to guard the border."

　　Ni Xiaoxian took a step back smartly, and Huang Sir's saliva sprayed all over Zhou Xingxing's face.

　　Zhou Xingxing did not dare to speak out, so he could only whisper in his mouth, "I just said that I spoke loudly."

　　Coincidentally, Sir Huang heard this, and stared at Zhou Xingxing with wide eyes.

　　"What, do you have an opinion?"

　　Zhou Xingxing stood at attention, raised his chest and shouted, "Report sir, no!"

　　"It's almost the same!" Huang Sir held up the glasses that were crooked, "Listen to me, you two, now there is an undercover mission that you need to perform."

　　"No, sir, we were assigned to be police officers, not to be undercover agents."

　　Zhou Xingxing was interrupted by Huang Sir before he could finish speaking.

　　"Shut up for me, you don't have a choice on this matter, you have to go, you have to go if you don't go!"

　　"Yes, Sir!" Ni Xiaoxian stood upright on his legs and saluted, "Sir, can we eat now?"

　　"How big is your meal!"

　　Sir Huang's lungs were about to explode, and he was now beginning to regret having brought these two guys from the police academy.

　　Zhou Xingxing is a typical one-strand, impulsive and unreliable.

　　Ni Xiaoxian doesn't care about everything, only knows to eat and wait to die.

　　However, the two of them are among the best in the police academy, especially Ni Xiaoxian, the police principal specially greeted him and asked him to take care of this kid himself.

　　"Last time, some high school students visited the police station. After that, we lost a police gun. We suspect that it was secretly taken by some student. The task of the two of you is to go undercover into that school and find the gun for me. return!"

　　"It's not easy to find a gun, just go to the school and search it again?" Zhou Xingxing said innocently.

　　"Nonsense, it's so simple, why am I looking for the two of you? It's a famous school, and many members of the Legislative Council are alumni of that school. How do you ask me to search? Do you two want to upgrade? Just give me the upgrade and get that gun back!"

　　"If we can't find that gun, don't we have to come back?" Ni Xiaoxian looked at Huang Sir with anticipation. As a salted fish, he had no interest in promotion at all, and only cared about the comfort of undercover life.

　　If you are comfortable, you can sleep for the rest of your life.

　　"Three months, if you can't find a gun, get out of here and never think about entering the gate of the police station again!" Huang Sir yelled.

　　"Yes, Sir!" Zhou Xingxing took the lead, but immediately changed the conversation: "Sir, it's okay to go undercover, but I just got into the police academy because I couldn't study well, and I don't know anything about high school!"

　　"You can't go to school. You thought I was going to let you be a teacher, but I let you be a student there!" Huang Sir looked disappointed with Zhou Xingxing, and turned to look at Ni Xiaoxian, who was wandering around the world: " And you, your identity is a new teacher, you will go to the school tomorrow for me to report, do you hear it clearly?"

　　"Sir, I'm most afraid of being a student. Can you change me and Ni Xiaoxian? I'm a teacher and he's a student. Salted fish like him are the most suitable for being a student. Let him be a teacher and he will teach bad children!"

　　In order not to be a student, Zhou Xingxing could only pull Ni Xiaoxian out to support him.

　　As a salted fish, Ni Xiaoxian doesn't care about it at all, as long as it doesn't prevent him from basking in the sun, whether it is a student or a teacher.

　　"Why, are you questioning my decision? Let me tell you, if you talk nonsense, be careful I will kill you with scissors!" Huang Sir made a gesture to Zhou Xingxing and threatened loudly.

　　"As long as you are still scissors, Hong Kong's feet are almost the same!" Zhou Xingxing whispered.