How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

Such a big thing happened in Jiang Jin, even if you want to conceal it, it is difficult to do it. If you don't want to bury the truth in another Beijing Tianqi explosion or Tunguska explosion, you can only take some special measures.

Fortunately, Jiang Jin has the bug of Jasmine.

Although large-scale brainwashing is not easy to do, if it is to subtly modify the memories of Jiang Jin and the nearby residents through memes, it is fine for the little guy to move his hands and feet.

The state agency also has a super-management office to settle it.

So a day later, there was a statue of the goddess of Jiangjin silently in the National 5A scenic spot...

Because of concealing Song Yu's existence, Su Wei's position was elevated again, and she firmly secured the top spot of Shao Ying Entertainment.

It's just that Shaoying Entertainment couldn't jump in a short period of time-because more than 30% of the people inside suddenly died suddenly. How could Shaoying Entertainment's competitors miss this opportunity? So Shaoying Entertainment was immediately splashed with dirty water. When talking about black-hearted enterprises, Shaoying Entertainment took the lead. Fukang, who left second place, didn't know how many streets, and even the shadow was out of sight.

I also said before that Lao Xu can follow the network cable...Ah, I mean the causal line to chop people. Although it is the first time to chop with chopsticks, it is still very good from the results, almost all of the roe deer owls. The clone was hacked to death by him with a single sword.

Originally, these troubles were resolved, and in theory, people's lives should be back on track.

But there are still some people whose lives are still in a state of derailment.

No, it is not so much a derailment, it is more straight out of the track, ran on the highway and went straight to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

For example, Chen Tuwa, this guy's dream is to be an ordinary person, earn a little money, and beg a wife to live in peace.

As a result, he concluded a contract with a sword inexplicably, and became a non-staff member of the Supernatural Management Office. Not to mention, his life was getting farther and farther away from what he had imagined.

Recently, there has been a hot star who always runs to his home... You know, Su Wei is not like Song Yu, who has withdrawn from the entertainment circle, and her popularity has been greatly reduced. The only candidate.

In short, Chen Tuwa feels that her **** are about to be taken out by the paparazzi who secretly photographed them... Why is it so difficult to have a peaceful birthday?

Of course, this has nothing to do with our protagonist Xu Shenxing.

When the dust settled, Lao Xu suddenly found himself idle again.

Although Jiang Jin University is about to start school, but the period before the start of school is the most free time...the university does not have summer homework to do it...

Just as Old Xu was busy growing mushrooms at home, an unexpected guest suddenly came to the door.

"...Who?"

I opened the door and saw the guy outside who was wearing a black suit and was similar to the super-black SWAT who was blown up by him in Shaxian Snacks. Old Xu subconsciously thought that the other party was a roe deer that survived. Did he make a special trip to kick the restaurant this time? Almost went out with a whip and kicked them.

"Don't know each other?" The other party pretended to gather his hair, and then showed a weird smile like an overbearing president.

"Sorry, my family doesn't need special services..." Xu Shenxing closed the door disgustingly.

"Special service, your sister! Anyway, I helped you a few days ago, I am Ao Li! I don't want to talk about human favors. Isn't it okay to forget about things like this?"

The other party immediately grabbed the door frame and said with embarrassment.

"Ao Li..."

Xu Shenxing pondered for a moment, and then nodded: "Oh, I remember, it's the one who wrestled on the Centaur."

"Think of it as a hairy! You just completely forgot, just find someone to do it perfunctory!"

"Oh, I remember, it was the one who wrestled in Olavia."

"No! How do you struggle with wrestling! And is it my illusion? I always think you say this wrestling is so weird?!"

"...No, um, it's an illusion."

"You just said'no' in a very low voice, right! It really wasn't my illusion, right!"

"You are so noisy, Brother Long."

"Don't you remember--!"

Stop talking about gossip.

"Anyway, I came to you this time to ask you for help."

After feeling calm for a while, Ao Li explained his intentions to Xu Shenxing.

"Sorry Long Brother, I may not be able to help much."

"I haven't said anything yet?!"

"If you want to open up a little bit, if you want to live a good life, always have a little green on your head..."

"I didn't tell you this!"

Ao Li seemed to be annoyed to death by Xu Shenxing: "I have already looked away after so many years, hum, Gungun Hongchen can't shake my heart for a long time!"

"Then even if I told the former land god, when I went to see you two days ago, you were in the bar with the student girl Qingqing, I was okay with me?"

"I have never been afraid of threats from others! If you want money or power, you can speak up!"

Didn't you just persuade you right away?

"So what are you doing this time?"

After playing enough, Xu Shenxing curiously asked the other person: "Say quickly, or I will close the door and drive people."

"It's you who keep interrupting and keep me from saying okay!"

Ao Li was almost bursting into tears, he even began to wonder if he had made a mistake when he came to ask this guy for help.

While speaking, Xu Shenxing had already opened the door and let Ao Li walk into the hallway.

Only after that, the things behind Ao Li appeared in front of Xu Shenxing.

That is a meat ball.

No, if you look closely, it's a little fat man like a meat ball...

"Where is this evildoer?" Old Xu poked Xiao Pangdun's forehead and asked Ao Li, while Xiao Pangdun bit his finger at Xu Shenxing dissatisfied.

"This is me... uh, it should be counted as the cousin's generation."

Ao Li hesitated for a while, then looked at Xu Shenxing, who was holding Xiao Pangdun’s head with one palm, and lifting him up, and said, “In addition, if you don’t let go, he will die...”

"Don't worry, it's not so easy to die. I used to squeeze the head of a big lizard in the West, and people can continue to twitch their legs and feet."

"That's just a knee-jerk reaction after death, right..."

After a while, Old Xu took them to the living room.

The chubby man with a red palm print on his forehead hopped mercilessly on the sofa.

So Old Xu only heard a harsh "crunch" from his weather-beaten sofa, which was still standing upright, accompanied by the sound of many wood fiber breaking...

Suddenly Lao Xu's face turned pale, for fear that Xiao Pang Dun would collapse his sofa.

"Actually, I hope you can help my cousin lose weight."

At this time, Ao Li whispered his purpose with some hesitation.

"Why are you looking for a fitness coach to lose weight?"

Xu Shenxing replied while feeling distressed on his sofa.

"I found it, it's useless." Ao Li looked embarrassed.

"Did it rebound after losing weight?"

Xu Shenxing recalled the precautions for weight loss that he seemed to have seen before—unfortunately, he shouldn't need to lose weight in his life—at the same time, he asked Ao Li.

"No, the coach can't beat him..."

"..."

Why do you need to be able to play as a prerequisite, are you really looking for a bodybuilding coach, not a fighting coach?

Before Old Xu could ask any questions, Ao Li told him the whole thing.

This little fat pier is called Ao Yi, and it is the Dragon King in a big lake over Jiangxi.

Lishui would pass there after the diversion, so the two people knew each other like that.

It was just that the lake was intercepted and turned into a scenic spot. The lake was full of released fish and tortoises. Almost every day, a large number of people poured fish feed into the lake.

Over time, as the dragon king of the lake, Ao Yi became fat and fat like the fish in the lake.

Some time ago, Ao Li happened to have a little leisure time, so he made a special trip to visit the other side of the lake, but was shocked by the other side's appearance...

It looks like a dragon, it's just a fat water snake that has lost its dream!

"So, big brother, leave me alone. In a big deal, I'll change my job to become a fat chan (a kind of monster in the classics of mountains and seas)!"

Xiao Pangdun looked very open.

Kou Guyue, isn't it because they are so fat that they are called that name!

"Look, he even said that himself, why do you still care about him?"

Xu Shenxing shrugged and asked Ao Li.

Ao Li was silent for a long time before he sighed and replied: "The world aquatic people used to know where they are. Almost every day there are our tribesmen in the rivers and lakes... But today, there are not many tribes left. No matter how you say Ao Yi, he is also a member of my clan. Now that his aura is barren and the world is difficult, he can help or help..."

"Have any disaster happened in this world?" Xu Shenxing couldn't help asking.

According to the land **** Loli, the fairies in the myth age seem to have disappeared, and even the land **** has become extremely rare. I think it should be because of some disaster.

"This...I don't know exactly what happened in the immortal world," Ao Li thought for a moment before frowning and replied, "However, apart from the fact that the ancient water dries up and disappears, my people are either dead by the smell of domestic sewage, or Poisoned by chemical wastewater..."

"..."

"Oh, even I, in order to keep Lishui clean, had to do something contrary to my heart. I remember two months ago, I turned into a steamed elder of a minority ethnic group using blind methods and mobilized the masses to go to a chemical factory. The first time I lay down, this solved the problem of the chemical plant's pollution discharge in the upper reaches of the Lishui River..."

"How should I put it..." Although the dragon clan was on the verge of extinction, it was not the work of Old Xu, but he still had a subtle desire to apologize: "It's really hard for you."