How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

Based on the food and hard work that Ao Li paid, Xu Shenxing reluctantly agreed to help the little fat man lose weight.

What he didn't expect was that the little fat man who seemed harmless to humans and animals immediately started shouting after Ao Li left.

"The mortal over there, I don't know what you did, Fatty, so I lied to the emperor, but I'm not troublesome, Fatty. Don't provoke me during this time, and I don't bother to control you." His Erlang's legs were raised high, and his old-fashioned uncle's face: "When the emperor comes, you just have to tell him honestly that I'm just a big skeleton, and I can't do it by nature. I'll take my Yangguan Road, and you can go. Your single-plank bridge, understand?"

"No matter how big the frame is, it won't turn into a ball, right?"

Xu Shenxing spit out amusedly.

Still awkward in English, a little conscious of the unique mythical creatures of the heavenly dynasty...

"Oh, mere mortals dare to talk back!"

Xiao Pangdun rolled up his sleeves and raised his two fingers: "Believe it or not, I have a double dragon play bead bursting into your eyes!"

Xu Shenxing felt that this operation was a bit familiar at first sound, and then he remembered that during the previous riots, he seemed to have used a similar action in the snack bar to burst the head of a roe deer clone.

So he reached out his right hand and held the opponent's cocked finger, and gently broke it.

"Oh oh oh! It's broken, it's going to be broken! Fat master's finger is going to be broken! Let go!"

"So can you be obedient now?"

Xu Shenxing released his right hand and asked with a smile.

"What a hero to attack suddenly!"

Chubby blew his already swollen fingers, his mouth is hard.

"Oh, then I have to do it again."

So Xu Shenxing said.

"Come on, Fat Master, I'm not afraid of you!"

Xiao Pangdun jumped back, thinking that he kept a safe distance from Xu Shenxing, and then mocked.

So the next moment, Old Xu appeared in front of him, and his right hand pinched his forehead like a vise, lifting him from the sofa.

"It's going to explode, it's going to explode! Big... the brain is shaking!"

His hands desperately wanted to pull Old Xu's hand apart, but that weak power obviously wouldn't help.

"Did you admit defeat?"

Xu Shenxing asked calmly.

"Huh...Fatman, I'm used to this kind of pain, and your methods are no longer effective for me... Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"It's second gear now."

"What about the highest and highest?"

"Eighty trillions of trillions of sand on the Ganges River is boundless, right?"

"This doesn't sound like a number anymore! Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Now it's the third gear...By the way, when it's about the fifth gear, your brain will be the same as the watermelon in the juicer, and it will burst out all of a sudden."

"You, do you think I would give in like that?"

"Give you a hint."

Xu Shenxing didn't get angry because of the other party's stubbornness, but continued to speak lightly.

"What?"

"Recently, I have a slight problem with the control of my strength. If I am not careful, my hands will slip."

"I surrender."

The other party replied decisively.

So Xu Shenxing also let go of his vise.

Only then did Xiao Pangdun fall to the ground with his ass, holding his head that was about to be squeezed out of pain.

"Since you have given up your defeat, then you will obediently do what I said, you know?"

"But I refuse!"

Xiao Pangdun immediately retorted.

Seeing Xu Shenxing's open right hand again, he crawled and hid behind the sofa.

"Giving up and being convinced are two different things. Just now you were making the move. There is a way that you can pick me up!"

He showed half of his head from the back of the sofa, and continued to stubbornly.

Xu Shenxing thought for a moment, then nodded: "That's okay, then you can make a move."

Hearing what Old Xu said, Xiao Pangdun's energy immediately came up.

He and Xu Shenxing drew a certain distance-from this point of view, this product did not learn a lesson at all-and then made a shock wave movement with both hands, as if "I'm shaking before casting a spell".

But after waiting for a long time, Xu Shenxing couldn't help but yawned. The opponent's big move was not ready yet.

"Will you be ready?"

"Mom, the chicken hasn't used this trick for too long. I just accidentally walked away from the meridian, and I'm going crazy... you wait a little while..."

"..."

How does the feeling of getting rid of the delusion feel the same as debugging...

Xu Shenxing, who is considered half illiterate in the practice system of the celestial dynasty, has a dazed expression on his face.

Just as Old Xu was considering whether to just make a cup of tea (or boiled water) and read a newspaper or something to pass the time, that Xiaopangdun's eyes suddenly brightened.

He yelled: "There is a chance!"

A pristine water movement mana is like the vast ocean, violently transformed into a force far beyond the ordinary tsunami and blasted towards Xu Shenxing who was caught off guard!

The name of this trick is "the boundless sea" is magnificent, including the spirit of swallowing all things. In addition, the sea is fickle, so is this trick. I don’t know which direction this trick comes from, it’s terrifying!

Then Xu Shenxing caught it with a palm, pinched it, and threw it into the wastebasket.

"Fuck?!"

Xiao Pangdun turned around and ran when he saw that the situation was bad, but Xu Shenxing appeared in front of him in an instant, pinching his forehead with his right hand like a vise!

"It's going to explode, it's going to explode! Big... the brain is shaking!"

It's not that the author is copying and pasting to make up the number of words, but this scene is indeed no different from just now...

"So are you convinced now?"

"Shit, mortal! Even if my Ao Yi is beaten to death, and the body is thrown into the smelly ditch, I will never listen to a mortal!"

"I don't know if you have heard a word."

"Huh, there are so many threats that Fat Master has heard, you can't scare me!"

"Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat in the underground."

"..."

"... (sucking

"I'm convinced."

...

"Brother, are you planning to raise a ball python?"

As soon as Yi Qiuyue returned to Ying’s apartment, she saw a chubby...probably a lizard-like creature circling in the living room, and its tail was tied with something like a can, so much so When I ran, there was still a clamor of Ding Ling, which was quite lively.

"Snakes have no feet."

Jasmine, who went out shopping with Qiuyue, corrected her seriously.

After a pause, she added: "Except Hydra."

"Why are Jasmine's examples always somewhat subtle and extreme?"

Chihaya Miyama, who had been watching the fat snake running for a while, whispered: "And the ball python means curling up into a ball. This thing is fat into a ball. It doesn't mean it at all..."

As it got darker, the girls who went out to work in Ying's apartment also gradually returned home.

"Is this an ingredient for dinner?" Sakura Koji Asahi, who had just arrived home, looked at the fat snake and frowned, "I don't have any research on using lizards for cooking. Or braise it, I have some research on braising, or wrap it in a coat. You can try fried into tempura..."

When the fat snake heard it, he strode desperately on his four chubby short legs and ran even faster.

And after the dog girl's gaze followed the fat snake a few times, she couldn't help but chased behind the other's ass...

Suddenly, there was chaos in Ying's apartment.

Only when Qin Xingyan came back, he silently watched the fat snake pinned by the dog girl under his feet for a few minutes, and then asked Xu Shenxing in a low voice.

"Senior... Why do I always think this thing is a bit like a dragon?"

"Because it is a dragon."

Xu Shenxing spread his hands and replied rather bachelorfully.

"Senior, why do you always like to say such cold jokes that are not funny at all? How can Long Feicheng look like this?" Qin Xingyan glanced at the lizard again and shook her head: "Even if it's a Western drag The roots are not fat like this, right? If the dragon on our side really looks like this, my three views will collapse again..."

By the way, the last time the Three Views collapsed, this girl was when she saw Jiang Jin's land god, that is, when Mushroom Head Lori and a dead housemaid's hanger.

Afterwards, it took nearly a month for her to persuade herself to accept the reality, and successfully hypnotized herself with the statement that "I am cultivating immortality, and incense into gods are two departments, and I will never become that way"...

Because there was Xiao Qiuyue here, Old Xu wouldn't tell the truth and just shrugged his shoulders.

After that, he spent a lot of time to make Sakura Koji understand that this thing is not an ingredient, so that he avoids braised dragon meat or dragon king tempura on the table in Sakura Apartment that sounds subtle and appetizing. .

Working and earning money has played a considerable role in improving the life of Sakura Apartment, at least dinner is not as shabby as before-Sakura Koji specially made Chanko hot pot.

And because of the extra income from Brother Long, Xu Shenxing also lavishly replaced the usual electric fan at dinner time with an air conditioner.

This made Le Zhengjing sigh: "Fuck, I don't know, this broken apartment actually has air conditioning!"

Well, it hasn't been turned on in the past three years, and the air conditioner can still be used. It's not really good...

When the landlord and tenants of Sakura Apartment were happily eating Chanko hot pot on the table and enjoying the air-conditioning, Fat Dragon looked at the things in front of him with a bitter expression.

It was a dog food bowl with shredded cucumbers in it.

I don't know why there is a spicy strip after the cucumber shreds, and I don't know whether Xu Shenxing felt that the color was too plain and put it in for embellishment, or if a pure dog girl accidentally fell into the spicy strip when she stole it.

Think of me as a dignified dragon king, when have you ever had such a spicy chicken meal!

The fat dragon almost burst into tears: Otherwise, you can accept some dog food, only cucumber is what the hell!

Dahei, who was charging next to it, looked at it silently for a moment, and then took out a section of South ○ Energy Concentration Ring: "Would you like some batteries?"

"..."

Suddenly the fat dragon had a black line.

This day is really impossible!

It bit off a shredded cucumber, and while making a crisp chewing sound, it silently thought.

This is simply **** on earth.

As a dignified dragon king, you must escape from prison.

...

In fact, Old Xu didn't look at Ao Yi in particular. Instead, he didn't bother to care about this guy 80% of the time. He just gave it a bunch of weight-loss tasks and then let it go.

But I don't know why, every time Ao Yi is lazy in Xu Shenxing's blind spot, he will always be caught by him.

In this way, he would naturally get more punishment exercises, and then Ao Yi continued to think of ways to be lazy in the blind spot, but was caught again... It continued in a vicious circle, until when Old Xu went upstairs to take a rest, Ao Yi had already Accumulated nearly 40,000 push-ups and 1,300 kilometers of running.

If Ao Yi Sapo refuses to admit it and refuses to execute the punishment, Xu Shenxing's punishment of "almost headshot" will naturally be ushered in.

After a day alone, Ao Yi felt that his brain and brain were condensed to about three times the level of the past because of Xu Shenxing's squeezing of his head. The evidence is that he found that his head seemed to be a little smaller than when he first arrived...

Until this time, Ao Yi suddenly realized why his emperor brother wanted to send it here to lose weight: because here even if it gets serious, it is hard to beat the supervising person. As long as that person is a little serious, he can pinch himself into a dragon.

Although Ao Yi could also tell, that mortal had something that he valued more: for example, his sister. Even from the observations on this day, his sister didn't even know that there were supernatural beings in this world. This should also be the result of that mortal's overprotection.

If you suddenly become a human and kidnap that person's sister, you might be able to force the other person to submit.

But Ao Yi would not do that: Firstly, his pride as the Dragon King prevented him from doing such nasty behavior; secondly, Xu Shenxing's ability to appear in front of him in an instant also made him jealous-Wan What should I do if the guy really squeezed his head when he angered the other person? Judging from the current situation, even the emperor's brother 80% is not an opponent of this product.

In just one day of getting along, Xu Shenxing's horrible posture has been deeply carved into the heart of Ao Yi's young (relative to the dragon clan).

But this does not mean that Ao Yi has succumbed.

——I can't run if I can't beat it!

After sleeping for half an hour and making sure that no one was going downstairs, it quietly climbed onto the flow table, opened the window, and got out through the cracks in the window.

Everything went well beyond Ao Yi's expectations.

"Fat, I am free!"

As soon as it got out of the security window, it looked like a double-crowned lizard.

In the end, the billowing figure completely disappeared into the alley in the night.

Only the barking of dogs from a distance added a little noise to this quiet night.

...

"The landlord," Jasmine, who was playing a game in Xu Shenxing's room, suddenly raised her head: "Your lizard is gone."

"I know."

Xu Shenxing, who was half lying on the bed and fought a tank battle with Jasmine, accidentally exploded his hometown with a flick of his hand. He grinned and pressed it to start again, and then casually said: "That guy can't run, my spirit ghost is following it. ."

"Why do you want to do this? The landlord, don't you hate trouble?"

"Because it looks interesting." Xu Shenxing yawned and replied, "I'm a bit boring these days."

"Landlord, that's the invincibility of the nest."

"Fast hands are there, slow hands are nothing."

"..."

"Jasmine, you just paused time, right?"

"Landlord, your illusion."

"Don't be so serious when you play a game..."

"Wo didn't want to be said that by the landlord."