How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

Ao Yi maintained the four-legged snake (pseudo) pattern, carefully walking through the green belt on the side of the road.

The reason why he didn’t become a human being was that he would be spotted and grasped by Xu Shenxing as soon as he regained his human form... He didn’t know that at a height of about three feet above his head, several spirit ghosts were taking turns watching and watching. Live his every move...

If it weren't for the fact that there is still a small Qiuyue at home, Xu Shenxing would almost film the process of this guy's escape into a real dragon show that was broadcast on the TV in the living room of Ying's apartment.

The spirit ghosts who hadn't done anything for a long time because of the owner who had been hanging on to the sky, at this moment were so excited that they had also found something to do, and devoted themselves to the business of stealing.

"I'm such a genius!"

Although for various reasons (mainly to play a game with Jasmine), Old Xu had not come to look for it, but Ao Li thought that his disguise had played a role.

So while continuing to hide in the grass, he couldn't help but feel complacent.

But soon he encountered the first test: a crossroads.

It is late now, but it is clear that some residents of Jiangjin no longer follow the sunset-like lifestyle of the farming era. Even now, the intersections are still bustling and bustling.

Ao Yi hid in the grass and observed for a long time, only then did he roughly determine the changing pattern of traffic lights at this intersection.

So he spotted an opportunity and rushed out of the green belt with his four short legs, only to be run over by an old man riding a battery tricycle through a red light before he ran a few steps...

"Are all Jiang Jin's humans monsters..."

If it is a prototype, and even maintains a human form, it is natural that Ao Yi is hit by a battery tricycle, but the problem is that he is so big now, and it is really a bit hurt that he is directly run over his head and tail vertebrae.

After finally dragging his half-handed body and hiding in the green belt opposite, Ao Yi felt that the human world was too dangerous, and he should return to his Crystal Palace as soon as possible.

"Damn it, it doesn't work."

Because dinner is basically the same as not eating, and with this small arm and calf spanning a small half of Jiangjin City, Ao Yi was groaning from hunger.

Anyway, it's already far away from that mortal, how about just letting the breath leak or not, just change back to the original state and escape?

It's just that when Ao Yi's thought came up, he felt a chill in vain behind him.

Most dragons have strong intuitions and can vaguely have a foreboding of their own future. Of course, even so, there are still many Er Lengzi dragons who believe in "My life is up to me" and do not believe in their instincts, such as the hapless dragon king of Jinghe... …

And such a strong premonition was the second time Ao Yi felt it—the first time was when his parents passed away.

If he is not in the four-legged snake (pseudo) mode now, with only scales on his body, I am afraid that his hair would have been erect and a layer of goose bumps.

He had a hunch that if he really changed back to his original form, he might be caught at the moment he rose into the sky.

"No, I can't hold on..."

After struggling for a few steps, he finally collapsed, and the whole dragon fell headless in the flowers.

...

When Ao Yi woke up, he found himself locked in a glass box.

In fact, it is not considered closed, the top of the glass box is open.

It’s just that there is no way to escape without flying—he is a dragon and not a gecko...

"Oh, awake!"

A crisp and sweet voice came from outside.

Ao Yixun walked away and found that a human female was looking at herself with great interest.

This made him feel a chill, and at the same time he felt insulted in his heart: How long did the dignified dragon clan become an ornamental creature for humans?

Just as he was about to stage a "Golden Scales, Non-Pool Objects Will Turn into Dragons as soon as Wind and Clouds Meet," Ao Yi keenly discovered that, although extremely indifferent, the human female in front of her had the breath of that nasty mortal?

Suddenly he shivered, and the whole dragon just wilted.

It seemed that after the female human's attention was removed, she took the opportunity to escape.

"Miss Su Wei, I think it's better for you not to raise this kind of stuff..."

A human woman who looked a bit older than that human woman and still wearing glasses said--just like a human being can’t tell the appearance of a lizard without looking at patterns or the like, as a suspected distant relative of a large lizard. The dragon, Ao Yi is also a bit hard at distinguishing the appearance of human beings.

Of course, that mortal is an exception, because a certain hair defect feature makes him particularly easy to recognize: just like the same dog, the bald hair is always the most eye-catching...

It should be fortunate that Old Xu didn't know about this, otherwise the dragon brother would only see a pot of marinated dragon meat when he came back a few days later.

"Climbing pets, something that doesn't match your sweet and pure image, can easily cause damage to the company's positioning for you... Those fans will also be disappointed."

A slightly older human female—well, I’m talking about a slightly older age—wonderfully persuades: "This small... uh, lizards should have been released by other people, right? Look at picking up pets released by others. It’s not nice to come back, right?"

"I like fans who like my songs. If they are fans who have a certain purpose for my body, don't worry. And it's not so much release, it's better to throw away? Once human pets are abandoned by their owners Even the most adaptable cats have a survival rate of 30%. This is still a global data, and it is even lower in the sky-you know that even the invasive species of crayfish is almost gone. ."

Su Wei replied without hesitation, at the same time that something teased Ao Yi.

Ao Yi glanced at the things in her hand, suddenly rolled his eyes, and shrank into the corner of the glass jar—Mom, the chicken was actually a cucumber again.

Su Wei didn't care about it at all. It would be better to say that if the mysterious lizard picked up got close to herself from the beginning, it would make people feel scared.

After all the faceless monsters around her were dogged, the company rationed her a new agent.

However, because of the previous turmoil, she always has a certain psychological shadow on the agent, so she always keeps a certain distance from the other party.

"Well, anyway, you are only raising pets in your own home. Just be careful. There should be no problem. Compared with this," the agent wearing glasses hesitated for a moment, and finally said: "I think you still don't want to It’s better to keep going to that boy’s house."

Su Wei: "..."

"I know Miss Su Wei, you are not happy, but you have to think about the company. You, a female singer, go to the home of a high school boy who is younger than you all day long. Now only a few gossip tabloid paparazzi are noticed. The company It can still be suppressed, but once the Dongchuang incident occurs, your reputation will become stinky, and it will not be easy to start again... You don't want to carry the name of an old cow eating tender grass, right?"

"Aunt Mei, I'm tired, you should go back first."

"Miss Su Wei...well, forget it, you are so good at it."

The middle-aged woman originally seemed to want to say something, but when she saw Su Wei's somewhat bored expression, she finally left with interest.

So the whole room fell silent like that.

Su Wei poked Ao Yi, who was lying motionless in the glass jar, with the cucumber thread, and muttered softly, "You won't bite me?"

Ao Yi rolled his eyes.

This surprised Su Wei, and carefully caught Ao Yi out.

Ao Yi did not resist either. In his opinion, this was a good opportunity to escape.

"Oh, it's so heavy...Couldn't you sneak out, right? Eating so fat doesn't look like being abandoned by the master."

Su Wei's unintentional remarks shocked Ao Yi's heart, and almost resisted. Fortunately, he quickly realized that this human female seemed to be just talking casually.

"Although you are not particularly close to people, you don't have the desire to attack...what kind of lizard are you? Green iguana? Maned lizard? I don't think it looks like it."

Li, your sister, labor and capital are dragons!

Ao Yi shook his tail boredly, expressing his dissatisfaction.

Su Wei put him on the ground. Ao Yi's eyes lit up suddenly: It's time!

Just as he was about to escape, Su Wei said softly: "I remember there is a canned beef for cats here..."

"..."

Ao Yi thought about it for a long time, and finally convinced himself with the reason that "you can't escape without eating without strength". It was not until the girl put the can by his side that he gulped.

Not to mention, in addition to the slight taste, the taste of canned cats can also be included in the "subtle taste"...

And Su Wei was holding her face with her hands on the side, watching Ao Yi feasting, and complaining about her company as if talking to herself.

Although most of his energy was in the food, Ao Yi still heard Su Wei's complaint roughly.

What made him a little concerned was that the girl, in a sense, was the same as him, but her parents died in an accident when she was young.

It's just that unlike Ao Yi, who was born with the Dragon King so much that he could live while lying down, Su Wei had to live a lot harder.

This is also the reason why she used to work hard to become a superstar in the music industry-she has always been insecure because of the hard days when she was a child.

Also for this reason, she often ran to the home of the human male named Chen Tuwa: the previous storm almost destroyed Su Wei’s sense of security that was hard to build up, and only if from all this When Chen Tuwa, who had saved her, was by her side, Su Wei was more at ease.

She doesn't think this is a love, because her purpose is not pure, but who can tell this kind of thing clearly?

"And why don't you think about the company... I was almost killed by the company's agent, why don't they think about me?"

Finally, Su Wei looked at Ao Yi who was licking the jar, and ended her complaint with the last sentence: "Oh, I am really idle too...Why would I complain to you about this kind of thing? You don't understand... Rather, it’s because you don’t understand or speak, that’s why I will say these grievances to you."

It's a pity that I can not only understand but also speak.

Ao Yi complained in his heart.

At this time, Su Wei had picked him up and put it back in the glass jar.

"Good night, little lizard." After asking him good night, the girl left the room, probably to take a bath.

Ao Yi stretched out his short limbs, yawned, smacked his lips, and fell asleep on the warm sand illuminated by the light.

He woke up suddenly after a while.

"No, what can I do to relax!"

Isn't this the best time to escape!

"But I'm so full, I don't want to move at all... and I'm so sleepy..."

Ao Yi yawned again.

"Forget it, let's run away tomorrow. It shouldn't matter if you take a break today. As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place. Even the mortal should be dark under the lights."

He casually found an excuse for himself, stopped thinking about running away, and fell asleep beautifully.

Three days passed just like that.

Ao Yi still did not escape from this home.

It's not that there are no opportunities. In fact, there are so many opportunities-Su Wei always gives him the wind during the day and lets him hang out at home.

It’s just that the canned food that Su Wei feeds is so delicious, even the fat carp in the release pond can’t compare to it. In addition, the girl treats Ao Yi as a pet, but it makes Ao Yi have herself for the first time in her life. The feeling of the Dragon King: Compared to looking at the aquatic plants in a daze in that deserted Crystal Palace, the human world is obviously more interesting, not to mention that there is a human girl waiting for her to eat and drink, what's wrong.

The only thing that made Ao Yi dissatisfied was that at dinner time every day, this girl would always whisper something in her ears, making him less delicious after eating.

Otherwise, if you find an opportunity to help her, you can be regarded as repaying the favor...

Thinking about it this way, Ao Yi found seven glass beads and planned to hide them at home casually, and then let Su Wei "unintentionally" turn them out, and then pretend to be a dragon to fulfill her wish.

Leaving aside this somewhat nonsense plan, Ao Yi gradually got used to this kind of life.

However, on the night of the third day, the mutation happened.

While Ao Yi was half-dreaming and half-awake, he found that something had broken into the house.

At first he thought it was the terrible mortal who finally found his trail, and that little sleepiness was so frightened that it flew out of the clouds in an instant.

But then he realized that it didn't seem to be the case.

Even if he hadn't had too much intersection with the monsters on the ground, he could feel it from his breath that the intruder was not a human being, but a "monster".

He hid under the table, and then the shadow used as a cover, quietly approaching the intruder.

The other party's purpose was very clear. When he entered the house, he didn't hesitate to go straight into Su Wei's bedroom.

When Ao Yi found the other party, the "monster"'s face suddenly opened like a chrysanthemum covered with thorns, and bit towards the sleeping girl!