How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"So, you have lived a lifetime. In your previous life, you might have been an old uncle or an old man..."

Hong Li had a frightened look on her face: "Wow, you are so perverted, you can actually do something to me, who is only 16 years old... No, Hong Xiaoli, who is only 17 years old, can you do it? What kind of horror lolita control!"

"Hey, hey, don't slander me casually!"

Hei Yang said angrily: "I sent it when I was just sixteen in my previous life. I'm not even older than you in this life. Rounding it off, it's obvious that you, the old cow, ate this tender grass of mine!"

Hong Li: "???"

"What kind of rounding are you doing? Even if it's sixteen, sixteen plus seventeen, thirty-three! That's the level of an uncle, right?"

"Oh, your family's mental age can be calculated in this way!"

"Wow, how do I know? I haven't been reincarnated before, and I still secretly retain memories!"

"I don't care, I'm not an uncle anyway."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "As we all know, sixteen plus seventeen equals seventeen. Don't ask, if you ask, I will always be a teenager!"

"Huh?"

"What?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's confused look and snorted coldly: "I understand, you always dislike me, right? Seeing how old and young I am, you're going to abandon me cruelly, right?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect Hei Yang to be able to counterattack. She immediately hesitated: "No, don't get me wrong, I just..."

"You just dislike me, you dislike me for being old, woo woo woo, you are disliked, woo woo..."

"Fuck, can you order some?"

Hong Li almost didn't hold her guard, she kicked Hei Yang gently and asked him to return to his normal form: "I didn't even want you in reincarnation, so I threw you out in disgust, but I ended up throwing you out as a little kid. I despise you for picking up rubbish and offering it as treasure, don’t you?”

"You really don't dislike me?"

"I don't dislike it, I don't dislike it. Are you satisfied?"

"I don't believe it, just make a written statement."

"Fuck, don't push yourself too far!"

Hongli pulled Hei Yang up, held Hei Yang's shoulders with both hands, and stared into his eyes: "Tell me honestly, how many girls did you date before you met me again, including in your previous life? Don't lie to me, I can You can see it!”

"No, not at all in the previous life."

Hei Yang told the truth: "You are my first love, for two lifetimes combined."

"Huh?"

Hongli's eyes widened: "Really?"

"I can establish written evidence."

Seeing Hei Yang's appearance of being upright and not afraid of the shadow, Hong Li couldn't help but curl up the corner of her mouth, feeling happy in her heart: "Then I'll trust you just once."

"You can always trust Hei Yang!"

"Tsk, tsk, it's hard to say."

Chapter 133 Don’t be embarrassed or make generalizations. Our world is the same. Just because you haven’t seen it doesn’t mean you don’t have it.

"But looking at your childish look, I can guess that you were also a little kid in your previous life."

Hong Li felt relieved, let go of Hei Yang's shoulders, and pushed lightly with her fingers, making the latter fall back onto the bed softly.

"I just tested you. I want to see if you can tell the truth. Well, your performance is quite satisfactory, so I can barely pass it!"

"What an honor."

"Don't blame me!"

"You won't let it go if you say you won't?"

"Climb...wait, don't crawl yet, I still have a lot of questions to ask."

Hongli frowned, opened the diary, pointed at the words above, and said seriously: "Also, what is going on?

Why is there such a negative and world-weary smell? This is not the category of showing off!

It feels like you, as a person at this time, have a self-destructive tendency! "

As she spoke, Hongli couldn't help but feel a little solemn in her tone. She had to figure out this kind of thing!

She wouldn't allow Hei Yang to hide anything she didn't know about, especially if it was an obvious psychological defect, she had to figure it out!

Although Hei Yang may have overcome the psychological barrier, she is still afraid that one day the other party will suddenly have a seizure and then fall ill...

She doesn't want a depressed and sad Black Sun, she wants to laugh with him for the rest of her life!

"Just arrived in a strange place, unaccompanied, and a baby with no ability to protect himself. This situation is normal..."

Hei Yang sat up slowly, his eyes wandering, but when he saw Hong Li's serious eyes, his body stiffened suddenly and he could no longer say perfunctory words.

"Okay, I admit, in my previous life...

Well, life is indeed not as happy as it is now..."

Hei Yang was a little uneasy, and he quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, I really don't want to hide anything from you, I just don't want to take out the trash for you. After all, those things happened a long time ago, there is no need to mention them again...

Really, you believe me, I have no secrets from you, if you really want to know..."

"Explain what..."

Hongli's aura softened and she turned her head away in embarrassment: "Of course I know you didn't hide anything from me, it's just..."

"Just what?"

"Oh, I just want to care about you, don't you? You have to force me to say it!"

Hong Li said angrily: "What kind of lovers are we just laughing and joking together? We have to bear the painful things together, right?"

"..."

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, lowered his head, and murmured in a low voice: "Get up at five in the morning, lie down at 1:30 in the morning, and the meal time plus the toilet should not exceed half an hour..."

"Etc., etc……"

Hongli reached out to stop him, frowning, "What are you talking about?"

"Schedule planning."

"Ah?"

"It's the daily study plan and time."

Heiyang shook his head: "In order to get good grades and good rankings, these are all necessary.

At the same time, you have to make choices, for example, give up the basic homework assigned by the teacher, focus on weak points, and practice questions.

For example, give up unnecessary social activities and spend the same time studying...

Give up unnecessary vacations and use them to prepare for competitions and take various exams...

Everyone around you is an enemy, and you need to step on their bodies as stepping stones to climb up step by step, and then climb up...

Countless pairs of eyes They are watching you with eager eyes. If you are careless, they will rush over and replace you..."

"Good brother, stop thinking, stop thinking..."

Hongli rubbed her eyebrows and looked at Heiyang with some toothache: "Um, in your world, everyone is in the body-building stage and the Qi-refining stage, energetic, self-disciplined and self-disciplined?"

"What are you thinking about?"

Heiyang scratched his head: "Our physical fitness is weaker than that of mortals in this world. Nine out of ten people have vision problems. Where is the body-building stage and the Qi-refining stage?"

"????"

Hongli was full of question marks: "No, good brother, I suddenly feel that you have lived to the age of sixteen, which is really a long life, seriously!"

"Don't be so black, everyone That's how we got here."

Heiyang waved his hand: "I'm not the only one, what's the big deal, haha!"

Hongli: "You were so hardworking back then, so you must have always been the top student!"

Heiyang: "Occasionally."

Hongli: "???"

Heiyang: "Why are you looking at me? I'm telling you the truth! Everyone works hard, why am I the only one who's on top?"

"Then, what about entertainment time? Entertainment?"

Hongli even subconsciously made the accordion movement: "Don't tell me there's no entertainment time at all, or I'll have reason to believe you're really lying to me!"

"It's not as exaggerated as you think."

Heiyang waved his hand: "Although entertainment time is not on the schedule, you You can use your free time!"

"Oh, that's good, there is still free time, barely acceptable..."

Hongli breathed a sigh of relief and asked curiously: "How much free time do you have every day?"

"Didn't I tell you?"

"Ah?"

Hongli scratched her head, her cute little face full of confusion: "When, was I deaf just now?"

"Every day from 1:30 to 5 o'clock in the morning!"

Heiyang said as a matter of course: "Isn't this free time? Entertainment is done at this time!

Oh, but be careful not to be discovered, otherwise you will be criticized... Well, it's okay!"

Hongli: "???"

Really, big brother, you can live to the age of sixteen, it's really amazing!

Hongli was so scared that she kept leaning back, shrinking her body in fear: "What about you, your family? I mean your family in your previous life, do they not care?"

"How could that be."

Heiyang shook his head: "They also know that I am very hard-working, and they are usually very good to me. It's just that they can't be accommodating in terms of study, other things are okay...

Well, they are the kind of people with strong personalities...

Oh, I won't say more, I will miss them again if I say too much."

"The world in your previous life..."

Hongli couldn't help but said: "Isn't it too scary?"

"Wow, I'm not happy when you say that about my old home."

Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "You can't just look at me, I just said that I was not very happy in my previous life, but I didn't say that my world in my previous life was not good, you are generalizing!

Aren't we all working hard for a better life?

Let's not talk about the distant , although our world is rich in spiritual energy, everyone is not starving.

But except for a few people, such as the two of us, aren't there a bunch of roll kings around us?

It's just that we are lucky, our family is not bad, and our family is harmonious and relaxed, which doesn't mean anything! "

"Hmm..."

Hongli nodded thoughtfully: "That makes sense!

Then tell me, which of the two worlds do you think is better?

Or, is there anything more interesting in that world than this world? "

"That's a lot!"

Heiyang opened his mouth and said: "First of all, the spiritual enjoyment of the common people will crush this side, comics, animations, online games, wow, I can't explain it to you all at once, I'll talk about it slowly later!"

"Oh, did you have comics in your previous world?"

"Yes, there are many!"

"I envy you. "