How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 124

After thinking for three seconds, Hongli reacted instantly and subconsciously showed a funny smile: "Good guy, I almost got deceived by you.

Just bear with it, pretend it for me, I want to see how long you can hold on. "

"what are you talking about."

There was a trace of confusion in Hei Yang's eyes: "I don't understand a little bit."

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Anyway, you and I know it well."

Hongli smiled slightly, supported her head with her hands, and lay on her side on the bed, looking like she was watching a good show.

"Well, my will is commendable, but I have some good news for you. The effect will only last for a whole day and then disappear. Isn't the time very short? I think so too. Why can't it last for a year?"

"I don't know what you're talking about though."

Hei Yang showed contempt: "But just your tone makes me have the urge to beat you up."

"Ah, yes, yes, I always deserve a beating."

Hongli smiled and pointed at her face: "Come on, come and hit me. Beat me until I cry!"

"Crap, you must be sick!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but curse.

"Yeah, indeed."

Hong Li nodded in agreement, reached out and pulled a bunch of snacks from the bedside, picked out a toffee and threw it into her mouth: "I have a serious illness that makes me feel uncomfortable even if I can't hear you begging for mercy. Do you want one too?"

[Hongli sent you milk candy*1, do you want to accept it?]

Hei Yang: "..."

"Take it."

Hong Li urged softly: "Why don't you accept it? Don't you also like food?"

"recent……"

Hei Yang said calmly: "Quit."

"Ha, really?"

Hongli looked suspicious: "Or is it that someone has a toothache and is afraid to eat?"

"Um?"

Hei Yang scratched his head, took the toffee and threw it into his mouth: "But it doesn't matter if you eat it occasionally."

Hongli: "!!!"

"Okay, cruel enough!"

Hongli showed an expression of admiration: "I respect you as a man!"

"baffling."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "If you keep talking like this, I'll turn off the video and go back to catch up on some sleep."

"you dare!?"

Hongli's little face sank: "Come with me and chat for a while. How can you fall asleep with peace of mind when I can't sleep?!"

“If you can’t sleep, count sheep.”

"Weird words, baseless!"

"Then count the black sheep."

"It doesn't work, the more I count, the more excited I get!"

"..."

Chatting...

Five minutes of awkward chat...

Ten minutes of awkward chat...

Two hours of awkward chatting...

"Oh, I can't anymore. I really can't open my eyes."

Hei Yang yawned loudly: "It's almost dawn, I'm going to catch up on some sleep..."

"Well……"

Hong Li hesitated to speak, with a look of astonishment on her face, and a sense of frustration welled up in her heart.

Why doesn't it work? Is it because it has expired because it has not been used for a long time?

Or is it that the gesture of the curse just now was wrong? Is there any special spell that needs to be recited, or some mysterious ritual needs to be performed?

For example, is it okay to sacrifice soul, flesh and blood to the evil god? Is it okay to sacrifice pigeon soup...

"Hello!"

Hei Yang's voice brought Hong Li back to her senses. The former rubbed his eyebrows and said, "I'll shut it down. You can sleep for a while. If you don't want to sleep, go practice. Wake me up in the afternoon."

"Wait a moment!"

Hong Li stretched out one hand and picked up a curse card again between her fingers: "Wait for me a little longer. Maybe I didn't perform well just now. This time I'll use a stomachache curse card. If it still doesn't work, I'll give in!

You should also cooperate a little and react a little, don't make me look like a clown! "

"Xiao Li..."

Hei Yang spoke softly.

"ah?"

Hongli looked confused: "What's wrong?"

"Does it have to be this way?"

Hei Yang murmured softly: "Do we have to kill them all?"

"Huh? You're talking about..."

Before she finished speaking, Hongli suddenly froze, then her eyes shone slightly and she showed a sweet smile: "Oh ho ho?"

"well."

Hei Yang sighed, took a deep breath, and said, "Hongli, what the hell are you ah ah ah ah? Mader is mentally retarded and it hurts me to death. How can you have such a wolf-hearted prop?"

Hei Yang really couldn't stand it any longer. He waved his hand to condense a handful of cold water and poured it into his mouth: "Sihasha, what is this? It makes no sense. I have done good deeds and maintained good oral hygiene all my life. Why do I have a toothache?" !

You bitch, you plotted against me and even asked me to eat your toffee, what the hell am I doing?”

"Pfft hahaha! No, don't do this. Teacher Hei, please quickly regain your normal appearance. You are like this now hahahahaha!"

Hongli couldn't help laughing wildly, causing Xiaohuo beside the bed to quietly grab the bed with his wings and poke his head out with a confused look: "What's wrong, mom? Have you encountered anything happy? You're crying with laughter." Already..."

"No, it's okay, you don't have to worry about me, hahaha..."

Hong Li clutched her stomach and was out of breath: "Huh, haha, I can't do it anymore... Huh, calm down, calm down... Hahahaha!"

"Hongli!!!"

Hei Yang's roar rang in his ears: "Remember, don't fall into my hands, otherwise I want you to look good!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hongli curled her lips and said with a nonchalant look on her face: "I don't know how many times you have said this since I was a child. Haven't I survived successfully until now?

Besides, even if today's incident hadn't happened, if I really fell into your hands, I would still not have a good ending...

Hmph, I still have some self-knowledge.

So, just bear with this toothache!

Oh, I forgot to say, I still have eight curse cards like this.

Let me tell you another little secret, as long as you reach the Jindan stage, this curse card will be useless, um hum, you understand what I mean, right? "

"Change, change the conditions?"

"Are you sure?"

"You won't give me a way out, right!"

Heiyang covered his cheeks with a fierce face, and lined up the four gift boxes accumulated from the seventh level of Qi Refining: "Wait, wait for me to open something fun for you!"

"Brother, you are dreaming."

Hongli couldn't help but laugh and said, "You can open whatever you want? Do you think this gift box is ours? It's all random, okay! ”

[Hei Yang: [Picture]]

Item: A very solid wall

Quality: Purple

Size: 6 meters long, 0.5 meters wide, 4 meters high (normal form)

0.06 meters long, 0.005 meters wide, 0.04 meters high (portable form)

Effect: It is really solid and can resist attacks from the Nascent Soul stage and below!

Introduction: A wall may be able to block the wind, but it will be difficult to block the rain.

[Hong Li: Hahaha, I am dying of laughter, that's it, the purple quality is not good, you might as well just run into it, I'm embarrassed for you, hahahaha! ]

[Hei Yang: Ha, come again! ]

[Hei Yang: [Picture]]

Skill: High-frequency Warrior

Quality: Blue

Effect: Turn on the high-frequency form. During use, the position will be reset every five seconds. During this period, no matter how far you move, you will return to the starting point.

In the high-frequency form, you are immune to 70% of the damage received, and the dodge rate is greatly improved!

In the high-frequency form, your attack has a 70% chance of losing damage.

Introduction: Come on! See who is unpredictable! (Fog)

[Hong Li: Ah, so what, if you learn this skill, I will synchronize with it. ]

[Hong Li: Give up, people, sometimes you have to accept your fate, people are not always blessed by good luck, I think I have a say in this...]

[Hei Yang: [Picture] [Picture]]

Props: Dancing Youth Gift Pack

Quality: Green

Effect: Dance Card * 6 (Let the selected target dance the dance you specify, lasting for one hour)

Range: Foundation Establishment Period and below

Introduction: The third set of national Middle school students' radio gymnastics, dancing youth, start now!

[Hongli:?]