How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 141 You don’t want to look like that in front of your family!

At this time, Hei Yang showed a smile of revenge, and grinned because of toothache. His expression was very strange and scary!

Perhaps, this is probably the legendary evil smile!

"Gudu."

The sound of swallowing saliva resounded in Hongli's throat. Seeing Heiyang ready to move, she only felt that her whole body was cold and her legs were weak.

"No, what kind of bad luck are you!"

[If I really fall into your hands, I won’t end up well...]

[Hmph, I still have this bit of self-awareness. 】

[You can’t always be unlucky, right? 】

Not long ago, Hong Li's words traveled directly through time and space, echoed in her mind, and gave her a few cold mouths!

For a moment, Hongli felt that her brain was whining and trembling, and she gradually fell into a state of shutdown.

The girl is autistic...

"Hey! Stop adding drama to yourself!"

Hei Yang spoke up and ruthlessly shattered Hong Li's autistic armor: "Hurry up, are you mentally prepared?"

"Hei Yang, woo woo woo..."

Hongli rubbed her eyes, squeezed out a few tears, lowered her body skillfully, raised her head pitifully, and looked at Hei Yang: "Does it have to be like this?"

"Well……"

Hei Yang turned over the adventure card with his fingertips and showed an innocent expression: "Well, Xiaoli, do you think I want you to have a passionate and hard-working practice, or an exciting cross-dressing experience?

Ah, what a coincidence, there are two cards, just change your clothes and practice at the same time! Siha, toothache, Siha..."

"Yang, don't be like this..."

Hong Li's voice trembled: "I will die, I won't be able to survive! Wuwuwu..."

"Now you know how to pretend to be pitiful, right? It's too late!"

Hei Yang scored twice and deliberately arranged the dance cards in a row and showed them to Hong Li, in order to continue to sap the opponent's fighting spirit and torture her spirit!

"Well, Xiaoli, you said you prefer Steel Keke, I mean Tuokeke, not, Keke, in short..."

Hei Yang showed a funny expression: "I mean, which one do you want to choose?"

"What, which one..."

Hong Li's expression was stiff: "Well, Xiao Huo is watching, Hei Yang, don't go too far!"

"Oh ho?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Miss Hong, you don't want your daughter Xiaohuo to see that look of yours..."

"sorry!"

Hongli lowered her head decisively and admitted her mistake skillfully: "I'm very sorry. It's all my fault. It's my fault. I shouldn't have provoked Mr. Heiyang. I don't dare anymore. Let me go. There will be no next time. Please Already..."

"You know you're wrong?"

"wrong!"

"What's wrong?"

"First of all, he ordered Lord Heiyang to do something arrogant and committed the crime of arrogance!

Then, he disturbed Mr. Heiyang from sleeping in the middle of the night, and even tried to spy on him through video, committing the crime of ()!

Then, he was lazy and did not practice, but instead passed it on to Master Heiyang, committing another crime of laziness.

Then, when the plan failed, he became angry and plotted against Master Heiyang, committing the crime of rage!

After Master Heiyang was plotted by the sinner Hong Li, he even knew that the other party had a toothache and ate sweets in front of him, committing the crime of gluttony!

When Master Heiyang allowed me to step down, I still didn't know what was good and wanted to get more. This was the crime of greed!

Because Mr. Heiyang wants everything to come true and he can drive whatever he wants, I will call him unlucky. This is a crime of jealousy. "

Hongli's expression was sincere and her attitude was sincere: "I have been deeply aware of my shortcomings, so please don't hurt me!

I just ask for your kindness, sir, and I will do anything! "

"This is what you said!"

Hei Yang snorted: "Okay, now I order you to practice quickly to the golden elixir stage!"

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"Let's discuss your murderous attack on me!"

Hongli said weakly: "Okay, please be gentle?"

"Tsk, tsk, in that case..."

Hei Yang clicked his tongue and took out a dance card.

"Well, let me let you experience the cultural influence of another world!

Well, Hongli, let’s do ballet for an hour first. Well, it’s The Nutcracker!

Hey, I am still too soft-hearted. "

"Don't! I'm not ready yet! What the hell... uh uh..."

Before Hong Li could finish her words, a look of panic suddenly appeared on her face. She instantly felt that her limbs were no longer in control and she jumped up from the bed: "Stop, it's coming now?"

"Eh?"

Xiao Huo stuck his head out of the nest: "Is mom talking to Xiao Huo?"

"Ah, you're not sleeping yet!"

Hongli's body stiffened and she wailed, "Xiao Huo, don't look at it!"

"Huh?"

Xiao Huo had a question mark.

Hong Li, on the other hand, has slowly opened her arms, opened and closed her legs, stood on tiptoes, and danced...

"Ah! My feet! They're about to sprain! Heiyang, what are you doing!"

Hong Li suddenly jumped up and then fell down steadily. Because she was in the house, she wore short shorts, revealing her white thighs. She straightened and twisted her body and moved with it: "Woo woo woo, damn, I can't stop." , Heiyang, you have done all the bad things!”

"Ah, ah, ah, I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child. Xiaoli, you have to believe in your body's flexibility!"

Hei Yang yanked his hands outwards, and he magnified the screen in front of him without any knowledge. He stared at his girlfriend intently and attentively: "Tsk, tsk, I have something to say, I should wear a small skirt, maybe it will be more pleasing to the eye. ”

"Mother……?"

Xiaohuo's eyes widened and she looked at the mother in front of her. She didn't understand, but she was greatly shocked!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Hei Yang, kill you, kill you ahhh!!! Bang! Ouch!"

Hong Li stepped on the air and fell to the ground, but as a practitioner, this level was obviously nothing. Hong Li did a split, then jumped up lightly, spinning and jumping, tears falling from her eyes: "I'm going to die! I'm going to die. ! Oh, my dear brother, it’s almost time to get embarrassed!”

"Tsk, tsk", Hei Yang held his chin in his hand and said without blinking, "Xiao Li, be more confident, it looks pretty, just smile."

"I laugh at you"

Hong Li performed a difficult spin, causing Xiao Huo and Hei Yang to clap their hands (wings) at the same time: "One more! One more!"

"I'll come to you******"

A miserable smile appeared on Hong Li's face: "Hei Yang, wait for me, wait..."

"Now tell me again, do you want to practice honestly?"

Although he had tried his best to restrain himself, Hei Yang couldn't hold back the smile on his face, and his heart burst with joy. For a while, even the toothache seemed to have weakened a bit: "Well, let me see, it seems that only four minutes have passed. Come on, Xiaoli, there are still fifty-six minutes, it will be over in the blink of an eye."

"This is the end of my life, right?"

Hong Li tapped her little feet, and under Xiao Huo's confused eyes, she quickly approached the other party with dance steps, stuffed Xiao Huo into the nest, barely stopped, and then spun and jumped away: "Xiao Huo, go to bed early, no. Look at mom, woo woo woo..."

"Tsk tsk, aren't you getting more and more skilled?"

Hei Yang took the trouble to ask again: "Practice?"

"Don't even think about it!"

Hongli gritted her teeth: "I will never give in! Today's humiliation, I will definitely pay it back thousands of times in the future! Did you hear that? Die Black Yang!"

"Hey, your attitude towards admitting your mistake is extremely bad. I don't recommend that you be discharged from the hospital."

Hearing Hong Li's answer, Hei Yang curled his lips, suppressed his smile, and regained his composure: "Huh, let's continue. No one can sleep tonight! Siha, your toothache..."

Hongli: "..."

Don't cry, bitch Yang will laugh!

Hongli, you can do it!

It's only an hour... Why don't you vote, woo woo hoo...

"Siha, ow..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Something's wrong, why is this toothache getting more and more severe?

Just now it just felt like someone was hitting his cheek with a fist, then it turned into a hammer hammering nails into his teeth, and now it felt like... someone was conducting a bomb detonation experiment on his gums?

The girl forced a smile on her face, her eyes dull.

The young man's face was pale and he pretended to be calm.

Hei Yang and Hong Li: It shouldn’t be. Is this what other people’s love looks like...

Chapter 142 Can the camera in online classes really restrict you?

"Huh, uh..."

Hong Li was barefoot and collapsed on the ground, her eyes were lifeless, and she looked helpless: "One, one hour, finally passed..."

"Hey, hey, where are you? I still have a toothache, how can you stop?!"

Black Yang cried out unhappily, the happy time was so short!

"I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it anymore..."

Hong Li waved her hands feebly. Physical fatigue was secondary, but the mental blow was more important...

He actually asked her to dance for Hei Yang for a whole hour. It was too much, wuwuwu...

Dream family status? Family brotherhood!

"Hey, where are you from?"

Hei Yang curled his lips and said, "Isn't this possible? How about continuing to play music and dance?"

"Stop playing, stop dancing..."

Hong Li forced a smile, put her hands behind her back, and her feet together. She stood obediently on the wooden floor with her bare feet, looking dignified as a jade lady.

"I will practice obediently, and I will never dare to disobey Master Heiyang again!"

"Oh ho?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows, smiled, and relaxed his arms.

"It would be great if it was like this earlier. If that's the case..."

"Do you believe this? Go to hell, you stupid dog!"

Hong Li suddenly burst out, and the two hands behind her back suddenly stretched out, each holding a curse card.

"My stomach is bloated and my legs are weak. Look at me for not making arrangements for you! I'm so..."

"You really think I will believe it? I've been waiting for you for a long time!"