How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Message 2 from Po Meng: At this time next year, remember to bring back the undead souls of Wangchuan to the Yangshi.

If grandma and I cannot retire smoothly next year because of this matter, I will capture you and experience it as Po Meng for a few years!

Chapter 143 Have you eaten?

"Hei Yang, I'm thirsty. How about I go get something to drink?"

"Drink the northwest wind."

"Hei Yang, I'm hungry. How about I go get something to eat?"

"Punch me."

"Black Sun~~"

"reject."

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and looked at Hong Li speechlessly: "I'm telling you, can you be more serious and attentive, and stop doing two things at once? The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain!"

"So you have this time to monitor me here..."

Hong Li opened her eyes and couldn't help but said: "If you have this time, why don't you practice with me? It's obviously faster!"

"Wouldn't that mean that you're using my progress in vain?"

Hei Yang's tone was calm: "Three monks have no water to drink. I don't believe that if we practice together, you will not be lazy!"

It's like everyone is lifting a heavy object together, and there are always one or two bitches secretly not working hard.

Imaginary group work: everyone is united, the division of labor is clear, the team members actively participate, the eight immortals cross the sea, each shows his or her magical powers, and the task is completed easily, quickly and efficiently.

In fact, group work: the group members disperse in a hurry and shirk each other. In the end, the group leader or a responsible group member is left to carry the burden forward. One person does the entire group work, half-heartedly, just for the sake of communication. .

The so-called principle of strength in numbers cannot be applied to lazy dogs!

Thanks for the invitation, my blood pressure is soaring.

"so……"

Hei Yang nodded affirmatively: "Please complete your homework independently!"

"oh--"

Hong Li drawled and answered unhappily.

Although she knew that Hei Yang was right, it didn't stop her from frantically piercing Hei Yang's little scarecrow in her heart!

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2000 YEARS LATER

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[While the great intelligence talent is running, your contract partner (Hong Li) has a deeper understanding of the skills of collapse, sale and slip (blue). 】

"Hey! Are you obsessed with being lazy already?

Miss Hong, what are you comprehending? ! ! "

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "You have to make progress occasionally, don't let others look down on you!"

"Hey, annoying spirit!"

Hong Li wrinkled her nose and looked at Hei Yang: "By the way, I remembered one more thing..."

"well."

Hei Yang sighed: "A big adventure..."

"Don't! Something is really wrong!"

Hongli quickly stopped her: "I remembered that I originally planned to pay Xiaoyun back as soon as I came back!

As a result, I still haven't paid back the money because I went to see my aunt yesterday and then had an urgent meeting.

If we don't hurry up, what if Xiaoyun starves to death?

Oh, by the way, her little Li Huohe was also born, waiting to be fed!

These are two lives for mother and child! Isn't this kind of thing important enough? ! "

"Well, that's right..."

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment and scratched his head. If he owed money to someone, it would be better to pay it back as soon as possible. If he really had to wait for someone to press him, it would be too ugly.

"Then you hurry up and pack up."

Hei Yang urged: "After you find out how much you owe someone, just tell me and I will give you the money."

After all, when Hei Yang was trapped in the fog, if Xing Yun hadn't come to the rescue and provided spiritual stones, Hong Li might have reached the foundation building stage a step slower.

If you had been slower, you might have drank the Meng Po soup, or you might not have arrived in time to save Hei Yang or something...

This favor must not be forgotten. It is your duty to borrow debts and repay money, but favors have to be calculated separately.

"Yeah, I understand!"

Hongli patted her chest and gave Hei Yang a look that said, "Don't worry, I'll do the work." "Then I'll hang up the video!"

"Eh?"

Hei Yang was stunned: "Why do you want to hang up the video when you want to pay back the money?

Do you want to make false accounts and act as a middleman to get kickbacks? "

"Eat your head!"

A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head: "I'm going to a girl's house soon, is it okay for you to turn on the video to watch?!"

"Well, it really doesn't seem appropriate..."

"Isn't it over then? I'm hanging up! See you later!"

"Hey, wait... Dudu..."

The screen in front of Hei Yang disappeared: "In a moment..."

………

"Ohhhhhh!"

After confirming that the video was hung up, Hongli finally couldn't help shouting to the sky, with tears in her eyes: "I'm free!!!"

Well, temporarily!

Lying on her back on the bed, Hongli subconsciously let out a soft hum of comfort. She didn't have to think about anything or do anything... What a blessing it was!

"I really want to just have a good sleep like this."

Hong Li murmured lazily, her upper and lower eyelids began to fight, her thoughts flew further and further away, and she was about to lose consciousness...

Suddenly, a vague scene flashed before her eyes of Xingyun, her mother and her son, who were hungry and cold, hugging each other for warmth because they had no money to buy food...

"call……"

Shaking her head and sighing, Hong Li put on her red coat and walked to the mirror, looking at her uninspired face...

In a daze, those dead fish eyes seemed to have changed their appearance, like a special black sun? !

【Don’t let me know you are lazy! 】

"hiss!"

Hongli shuddered, came back to her senses and looked again, and found that it was still herself in the mirror.

"Ah, I know, I know, Heiyang, are you annoying? You are still haunting me!"

Hongli shouted at the mirror: "Even if you are not supervising me, I will not be lazy if I say so. I, Hongli, will do what I say!"

With a cold snort, she held up her upper and lower eyelids with both hands and opened them hard. Hongli stared at herself in the mirror and nodded.

"Very good, let's go with this momentum!"

...

[Dad and Mom, it's me, Heiyang! ]

[Well, I'm in Wuxing City. I arrived on August 2nd. It happened to be Xiaoli's birthday. We had a lot of fun.

Now I'm temporarily living in my aunt's old house. Don't worry about food and drink. ]

[This time out, well, how should I put it, I really saw a lot of the world. Occasionally I encountered some small troubles, but they were also solved without any danger. ]

[If I count carefully, it has been almost five months since I left home. I spent almost two months on the road, and I have been in the capital for about three months. ]

[As for the capital, how should I put it... My evaluation is that it is not as good as our home! ]

[People here are always in a hurry and very noisy. The air quality is not good, and the prices are more expensive than our place... Anyway, I can't get used to the pace of life there. ]

[As for the Five Elements City, I just arrived not long ago, I am not familiar with it, and I am too lazy to go out for a stroll, so I won't mention it. ]

[Ha, I won't complain to you. How are you recently? Do you miss me? Anyway, I always want to go home...]

[I know, I know what you want to say, that children who love their homesickness have no future, but what does it look like to have a future? I still don't understand it...]

[To be honest, this year has been very hard and tiring.

Well, of course, this kind of hardship is only for me. It may not be a big deal in the eyes of hardworking people.

You guys always say I'm lazy, but I know that people are lazy because they know they have too many ways out, and I know that you are by my side to help me cover the bottom line...

After leaving home, I felt more deeply how much you have paid for my peace of mind...

People are lazy because they lack a sense of urgency and pressure.

If you are lazy but not a sense of urgency, you probably won't even bother to open your eyes when facing death.

But if the sense of urgency suppresses laziness, you will feel very painful.

Fortunately, I have both, and laziness suppresses the sense of urgency steadily. With a little effort and a lot of luck, I think I am now able to bear this peace of mind, hehe. 】

【Well, in the end, I discussed with Xiaoli and thought it would be more comfortable to live at home.

But when I return home, the progress of my practice will definitely slow down. Do you have any suggestions? 】

【Oh, by the way, those letters sent by Hongli, just read them dialectically. What can be believed and what cannot be believed, I think you and your uncle and aunt know, I believe you understand! ]

Closing the letter in her hand, Qing Yiyi shook her head and laughed and scolded: "This child, writing a letter is like talking in his mother's ear."

After thinking for a while, Qing Yiyi flattened the letter paper and wrote lines of beautiful words.

【What advice do you have? Come back when you miss home, and wait until you are tired of your parents before leaving. 】

【The door of the house will not always be open for you. After all, I am afraid that thieves will come in the middle of the night. If you don't come back during the day, you can find a way to climb over the wall in the middle of the night. 】

【The food will not be kept for you forever. After all, it will go bad if it is left for a long time. If you don't come back at mealtime, go to a restaurant outside to find food. 】

【The lights will not always be on for you. After all, your parents still have to sleep. If you don't come back when we wake up, go back to the room quietly and don't wake us up. 】

【The beautiful things you cherish and love can't stand too long of waiting. It's best not to miss them. If you miss them, you must find a way to make up for it! 】

【You and Xiaoli, both lazy good children! 】

Chapter 144: Resentful Soul: I'm going into the factory!

The bronze snake grew tens of meters high against the wind, almost filling up the spacious yard. Heiyang looked up at the bronze snake with a frown, and waved to the side: "Big horse, stay away."

"Herod~"

Big horse ran away.

"Further away!"

"Da Da Da!"

"Again...oh...no need."

Heiyang tilted his head, stretched out a finger in front of his eyes, looked at the bronze snake, and looked around the yard: "Well, Xiao Tong, move to the east, don't press the walnut tree in the yard!"

"Shasha..."