How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

[Heiyang: If you don't want the eyes, you can donate them. Isn't the extra one a top-grade one? ]

[Hongli: You are so generous, boss! I love you! ]

[Heiyang: Let's not just talk about it, what about actual actions? ]

[Hongli:? ]

[Hongli: It's not enough to just talk about it? You actually want to actually take action? ! ]

[Hongli: Oh my God! I don't even dare to think about what you are going to do next! ]

[Heiyang: ...]

[Heiyang: Don't try to fool me this time. You agreed to wear black stockings! ]

[Hongli: Wow! Don't play dumb, okay? There are prerequisites. You have to accept my gift! ]

[Heiyang: Okay, I'm always ready. Give me your gift! ]

Because he didn't know what Hongli would give him, Heiyang was fearless.

What a joke. It's just a gift. Can there be any danger to his life?

Heiyang sneered. If that's the case, then what's there to be afraid of!

Hongli's black silk outfit, he, Heiyang, has set his sights on it!

[Hongli: Ahem, that... as for the gift...]

Hongli's eyes were a little weak. How should I put it? She really wanted to make a good gift for Heiyang, but the current situation is...

[Heiyang: What? ]

[Heiyang: Oh, I say, could it be that someone hasn't prepared a gift yet? ]

[Heiyang: Or maybe he didn't prepare it at all, and is now cramming at the last minute? ]

[Heiyang: No way, no way, someone is delaying because he doesn't want to wear black silk?

There won't really be anyone so thin-skinned, right?

Wow, how should I live in the future? Do I find a girlfriend or a daughter?

Little Hongli, do you need Uncle Heiyang to buy you candy? ]

[Hongli: ? ? ? ]

[Hongli: !!! ]

Seeing Heiyang jumping in her face like that, Hongli almost fainted from anger!

Damn, what's wrong with being shy? Is it okay to be shy?

That bastard Heiyang didn't even look at what kind of tattered clothes he prepared!

Would he be embarrassed to wear it out? !

But...

Hongli's eyes moved upwards, imagining that Heiyang would be like an old father teasing his daughter in the future, looking at her kindly...

Damn! No, she's looking for a boyfriend, not a father!

Thinking of this, Hongli's heart became hard, and she replied directly and viciously.

[Hongli: Okay, you want a gift, right? I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you! ]

[Heiyang: Ha, are you finally convinced? ]

[Hongli: Ha, I hope you don't regret it. ]

[Heiyang: I won't bother Miss Hongli to care about you, but I just hope that after wearing the black stockings, Miss Hongli won't faint from shyness. ]

[Hongli: ? ? ? ]

[Hongli: Wait, give me an hour! 】

【Heiyang: OK, OK, I want to see what tricks you can play. 】

“You bastard! Ahhhh!”

Hongli was so angry that her teeth almost broke, but…

“Hehe.”

Her expression gradually returned to calm, and a cruel arc appeared at the corner of her mouth: “In that case, don’t blame me!

You are the one who is looking for death. You didn’t wait for me to practice, and you had to urge me to give it to you. I have never seen such an outrageous request in my life!”

However, on the other hand, Heiyang didn’t even drink the Mengpo soup that he was forced to drink, but if he could really drink the soup she made…

Could it be…

Hongli’s heart beat faster instantly…

Could it be that this is what is called love!

So that’s it, so-called love is that she dies in front of Heiyang, and Heiyang is poisoned to death in front of her? !

So this is how you understand the concept of being together until death? !

The girl who has no experience in love feels as if she has suddenly realized it!

So, is love so unreasonable? !

Chapter 148 A man who has been away for three days has nothing to do every day.

"Here, Xiaoyun."

Hongli handed the storage bag in her hand to Xingyun, patted Xingyun on the shoulder, and smiled: "In total, ah, I forgot again, anyway, I owe you the spiritual stones, well, I will return it to you with the storage bag I owe you!"

"Um...ah this..."

Xingyun was stunned for a moment, showing a confused expression: "Ah, I did lend money to my senior sister, but there was no storage bag..."

"Yes."

Hongli nodded affirmatively: "You remembered it wrong."

"Oh, is that so?"

A few greetings appeared on Xingyun's head, and he frowned and recalled: "It seems..."

"No, it seems!"

Hongli slapped the memory bubble on Xingyun's head and misled: "So many spiritual stones, if there was no storage bag, how did you lend it to me at that time?"

"Well, I remember it seems to be..."

Xingyun tried to think again, it seems that she used Aunt Hongling's storage bag...

"Pah!"

Xingyun's memory bubble was broken by Hongli again: "Yes, you remember it right, you lent it to me for storage!"

"Is that so..."

Xingyun looked at Hongli's confident look, confused: "Could it be that I am not sober yet, and I remembered it wrong because I was drunk?"

"Yes, that's it!"

"But I didn't lend so much to Sister Hongli, right?"

"That's the interest!"

"What?"

"You have to pay interest for borrowing money, at least that's the rule in our area, I don't know about other places!"

Hongli continued to fool: "If calculated according to interest, it's these amounts!"

"Really..."

Xingyun's eyes were full of doubts: "Really?"

"When did your sister Hongli lie to you?"

Hongli waved her hand: "Okay, okay, don't worry about those details, tonight...

Um, no, you and Gaga can stay at my house these days, your house was burned down anyway..."

"But, it's really possible..."

Before Xingyun could finish her words, she was interrupted by Hongli, who turned around and walked into the kitchen: "Okay, okay, don't refuse Sister Hongli.

Also, let’s have dinner together tonight, I’ll cook it myself…”

"Sister Hongli cooks herself..."

As if a button had been triggered, Xingyun's eyes widened suddenly, Jiu Jiner finally woke up completely, turned around and kicked out: "Goodbye, sister Hongli, I suddenly remembered that it's okay for me to sleep in the ruins, sister Hongli, hurry up let me go!"

"You guy."

Hong Li grabbed Xing Yun's collar and looked at the latter frantically trying to escape, with a look of displeasure on her face: "You actually reacted quickly enough."

"Dad said that!"

Xingyun shouted in horror: "As long as you practice martial arts to a certain level, you can form instinctive muscle memory!

Therefore, survival is also a human instinct. Sister Hongli, please forgive me for not being able to accompany you..."

"Okay, okay, I'm just teasing you."

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "There is enough food in the house. I won't let you eat the food I cooked. Someone else is eating it."

"There are other victims!!!"

Xingyun's eyes widened: "Sister, killing too much will put a burden on your cultivation path!"

Hongli: "..."

Tic-tacs popped up on Hongli's head one after another, and her fist hardened involuntarily: "Why don't you eat it for him?"

"But appropriate and decisive killing is also necessary!"

Xingyun looked at Hongli solemnly: "Come on, senior sister, I support you!"

"whispering sound."

Hongli let go of her hand and glanced at Xingyun: "I told you, it was just an accident last time. Is it really true that you don't give people a chance to change? Do you want to beat senior sister to death with a stick?

Don’t you know that after three days of separation, you should treat each other with admiration? "

"Senior sister is right!"

Xingyun looked ashamed: "It was my fault, I shouldn't have shown that attitude."

"Oh, it's good to know."

"So where is the food reserve?"

"Climb for me too!"

Hong Li closed the kitchen door tightly with a look of displeasure on her face.

“It’s so weird, whether it’s my caring and loving aunt at the beginning, or the silly and sweet Xiaoyun before, why do I always feel...

They seemed to be influenced by someone... Forget it, it couldn't be me anyway! "

"Ah this..."

Xingyun looked at the tightly closed kitchen door with a guilty expression: "Senior Sister Hongli, you can't really be angry...but I just want to live...

Oh, by the way, Gaga, I have to remind Gaga..."

Xingyun suddenly realized that her child had crawled somewhere, and she quickly looked around in a panic, fearing that the child would crawl onto Sister Hongli's chopping board or something...

Then, she saw Gaga was placed on a small cushion, and Xiao Huo was standing in front of him with a serious face, waving his wings.

"As someone who has been through this, my sister must teach you some things so that you can avoid many detours and grow up safely."

Xiaohuo thought for a while, jumped up and down, flew to the red glass desk, dragged over a large notebook, leaned it back with a stool to stand upright, then held a pen with its wings and clicked on the notebook.

"Well, you may not know how to read, but it doesn't matter. Just listen to me. I made this book mainly to get the feeling of being a teacher."