How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"quack?"

Little Gaga tilted her head.

"Ahem, okay, don't interrupt, don't look around, class has started."

Xiao Huo patted the notebook: "First of all, if you want to survive, you must have food and drink. This is very important.

So, the first point is, you have to learn to cry and call your mother when you are hungry. If you don’t tell your mother, how will she know that you are hungry? "

"quack!"

Little Gaga's eyes lit up, and he nodded as if he understood something. He learned what he learned, and what Teacher Xiao Huo said at the beginning was really useful!

"As long as you know it's practical, it's all based on the experience of people who have been there. I'm not afraid that you can't do it, but I'm afraid that you won't listen!"

Xiao Huo shook his head and continued: "Second, mom is the one who depends on us and gets along day and night. In many cases, we can rely on mom to solve difficulties, but there are exceptions.

You have to know that mothers are actually children in their homes, and it is their first time to take care of a child. If you are not careful, you may be killed, so you have to learn to protect yourself while filling your stomach. ! "

"quack?"

To raise... to raise to death...?

Little Gaga was stunned. Why, the topic suddenly became scary.

"Wow, don't believe it!"

Xiaohuo glared at Gaga: "I'm telling you something very serious. Do you know how lucky you are to have my words and deeds to teach you now?!

You are like me. No one taught me how to cross the river by feeling the stones, and I almost lost my life. Even so, I still have scars from the years on my body, let’s just talk about the corners of my eyes...

Oh, I don’t have any scars on my body, so that’s okay. In short, you must have a sense of self-preservation. I will divide it into the following points: adapting to the situation, glib tongue, sweet talk..."

"What are they talking about..."

Xingyun tilted his head and looked at Xiaohuo waving his wings with a serious look on his face, while his own Gaga looked like he had benefited a lot.

But because what they spoke was not human language, but the private chat voice of an open group, from Xingyun's perspective...

Xiaohuo: "Chirp, chirp, chirp! Chirp? Chirp!"

Quack: "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

Xingyun: "..."

Damn it, I'm so curious, I really want to know what they are talking about!

…

"Hmph! You don't think I can make anything delicious, right?"

Hongli waved her kitchen knife with a murderous look on her face, and her tone was full of dissatisfaction: "The more you don't believe it, the more seriously I will make a delicious dish that will make Hei Yang want to eat it and make him want to eat it. The saliva makes you want to swallow it! Hmph, let’s get to work!”

As a master of swords and guns, he is more than capable of using a kitchen knife. He can remove hair, remove impurities, cut into pieces, clean...

"Wait a minute, after the last battle, it seems that I haven't had time to replenish my equipment..."

Hong Li frowned and looked at the pots on the shelf: "Well, there are four more pots. Last time, how many pots were used in total, thirteen? Fourteen?

These four pots may not be enough. After all, it is normal for beginners to waste ingredients...

Well, to round things off, kitchen utensils are also considered ingredients! "

Chapter 149 Reciprocating power machinery that converts the energy of steam into mechanical work

"Otherwise, just don't put the lid on..."

Hong Li pondered: "In this case, there won't be an explosion, and then..."

Before she finished speaking, Hongli was suddenly stunned.

She slowly raised her head, looked at the dense pot lids inlaid on the ceiling, and fell into silence.

"One, two, oh, remember, twelve of them were blown up..."

None of them exploded, but the bottom of the pot was cooked to pieces, and the last pot was thrown away..."

"call……"

Taking a deep breath, Hongli jumped up slightly, controlling her strength perfectly to stop under the ceiling.

After staying in the air for a moment, Hong Li waved out the afterimage with both hands, hugged all twelve pot lids into her arms, and squatted down to the ground gracefully!

"snort!"

The corners of Hong Li's mouth curved with pride.

"Click!"

Several pieces of gravel from the ceiling fell on Hong Li's head.

"..."

The tic-tac-toe appeared on his forehead, and everything was unspoken.

…

"Crash!"

All the pot lids were thrown in the corner, and Hongli thought of finding an opportunity to eliminate all the incriminating evidence.

But now, it’s still important to cook!

What just occurred to me, oh, by the way, whether there is a possibility of an explosion if it is not sealed...

Hong Li frowned: "But, if you don't cover it, will it not be cooked properly? Or, can it be cooked for a few more minutes?"

After thinking about it, I still need to be cautious.

[Hong Li: Hei Yang, come on, go buy me more than ten pots on the street. I want to use, um, the kind with a lid! 】

[Hei Yang:? ? ? 】

[Hei Yang: What are you doing? Are you preparing for domestic violence? 】

[Hongli: No, brother, I have already made it clear, you can’t even guess it? 】

[Hongli: Let’s be clear. Anyway, I’ll prepare it for you right away. Well, that’s right, the birthday gift I prepared for you is a loving breakfast...noon... made by my girlfriend.

Uh, what time is it now, four o'clock in the afternoon...]

[Hongli: Oh, by the way, evening meal! Phew, sunset meal, the sunset meal cooked by your girlfriend herself, isn’t it very atmospheric? It sounds very romantic! 】

[Hei Yang:...]

[Heiyang: It sounds very unlucky...]

[Black Sun: How do you say it? It means Black Sun is going to set, right? 】

[Heiyang: Besides, you asked for more than ten big pots right away. No one would guess that you were going to use them for cooking! ]

[Heiyang: What, are you going to prepare a few dishes for me? A full banquet of five colors? ]

[Heiyang: Also, why didn't I know that you could cook? You're not really sharpening your skills at the last minute, are you? That's not allowed! ]

[Hongli: Don't scream! Who told you that I just learned it? I'm not with you for a year, so you can suddenly learn needlework and I'm not allowed to cook, right? ]

[Hongli: Let me tell you, in this year, whenever we cook in the kitchen at home, I'm the chef! I already have rich cooking experience!

But don't even think about the full banquet of five colors. I'll just cook one dish for you! ]

[Heiyang: Oh, why do you need so many pots? ]

[Hongli: Don't ask. If I ask, it means there are special ways to cook. It's normal that you don't know. 】

【Heiyang: So...】

【Hongli: So stop talking nonsense and go buy it! Oh, by the way, please help me buy some bitter melon flavored biscuits to give away. 】

【Heiyang: Ah, okay, okay, really, I still need to prepare my own gifts, tsk tsk...】

Heiyang shook his head and laughed: "This guy is full of lies. She said that she is the one who cooks at home, but she never mentioned how many times she cooked?!"

Based on his understanding of Hongli and the conversation just now, he can probably guess that this guy has only learned to cook for a short time, and it is very likely that he started learning when he heard that he was coming some time ago.

Moreover, combined with the more than 20 days she was in a coma to make up for sleep...

Tsk tsk, Heiyang can only say, I understand!

"But if it's just like this, there's nothing to be afraid of."

Heiyang's brows relaxed. The so-called unknown is the most terrifying. Since he knew that Hongli was going to cook for him, there was nothing to be afraid of.

It might taste a little bit bad, for example, the dish is a bit mushy, the soup is not salty enough, or even worse, the salt and sugar are put in the wrong place...

But so what?

It's just a dish, the ingredients are there, no matter how bad it tastes, it won't be too bad.

And, thinking of Hongli learning to cook for him, thinking of her clumsy attempt to cut vegetables, Heiyang felt a little happy and sweet in his heart.

After all, even if there is no black silk or something, the first dish made by his girlfriend for him, even if it tastes a little bad, he will eat it with a smile on his face, and then reasonably put forward suggestions for improvement, without frowning!

Thinking that he will not only be able to eat the loving sunset meal made by his girlfriend in a while...

Ahem, to be honest, this name is indeed unlucky, but the name is just a code name, not the point!

Not only will he be able to eat the dishes made by his girlfriend in a while, but he will also be able to see her wearing the clothes he made for her...

Wow, just thinking about it, there is no regret in this life!

Heiyang hummed a little tune and went out.

…

“Cut ​​it, cut it, cut it! Stop it, stop it, stop it!”

Hong Li gritted her teeth and “clumsily” pressed the lid of the pot with a kitchen knife. Seeing that the lid was about to take off, she interrupted it and did not allow it to release!

But…

“Da Da Da…”

“Buzz Buzz Buzz…”

“Swaying…”

“Woo woo woo woo~~”

“What is this strange sound…”

If Hong Li had seen the steam locomotive in the Black Sun World, she would probably be able to easily associate it with it, but she had not seen it: “Why, I started shaking, no, why did the table start shaking…”

“Damn it!”

Hong Li glared, her whole body was full of spiritual power, and the kitchen knife was directly enchanted, instantly suppressing the riot: “Humph, crickets explode, don’t even think about succeeding.”

“Huh…”

Looking at the soup pot beast that seemed to be subdued by herself, Hong Li showed a disdainful smile of a winner: “That’s it? It turns out that cooking is just like this, it’s still very simple…”

“Crack”

The blade of the kitchen knife broke.

"Fuck...?"

Hongli: "???"

"Boom!"

A huge roar suddenly sounded, scaring Xingyun and Gaga in the bedroom and making them jump up instantly: "What happened, what happened, what happened?"

"Calm down! Don't be surprised."

Xiaohuo patted Gaga's head with his wings and frowned: "Mom is just cooking, you are so surprised by such a small thing, how can you bear the pressure in the future!"

She has seen her mother crying, laughing and dancing in the house late at night, what big scene has she not seen?

"Don't worry about her!"

Xiaohuo showed a tone of everything under control and shook his head: "Mom will handle everything!"

...