How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hong Ling: "..."

He looked at the three junior sisters lying in the corner, their heads banging together, unable to get up again.

Two of the girls, the big bumps on their heads have not gone away, and now they have suffered secondary trauma. It is estimated that they can apply for serious injury subsidies from the law enforcement team.

"Pfft hahaha!"

There were scoffs in the air, making Hong Ling's face become a little darker subconsciously.

"That's it?"

Hong Li stood next to the three people lying on the ground, looking at them condescendingly, touching Xiao Huo's little head in her arms with her little hands, showing the arrogance of a villain: "No, no, the law enforcement team can't do this either. ah!"

"Xiao Li!"

Hong Ling gritted her teeth and said, "Don't get too proud too early!"

According to what she knew, Hongli's weakness was not just Xiao Huo!

She suddenly turned her head and looked at the comic book beside Hongli's bedside, smiling. Just as she was about to step forward, the comic book suddenly disappeared in front of her eyes, and Hong Ling's smile disappeared with it.

"Hey, isn't it? If you can't catch anyone, you start threatening people with my things again?"

Putting the comic books and bedside snacks into the storage bag, Hongli said calmly: "Auntie, your tricks are really childish. No wonder you failed miserably on the road of life!"

Hong Ling: "!!!"

"Hey, did you hear that? Senior sister's niece said it herself. This is considered official!"

The three girls lying on the ground leaned their heads against each other and whispered: "Sure enough, Senior Sister's recent abnormal appearance is definitely because she has completely lost to Senior Sister Taoyao emotionally!"

"Well, there's nothing we can do about it. After all, it was Senior Sister Hongling who came first, but..."

"Oh, it's sad, it's sad!"

"Don't get close to men, it will bring misfortune!"

"One thing to say, it's true!"

"Hey, you guys."

Hong Ling's face turned dark. She looked at the three girls who were gathered together and whispered to each other. She couldn't help but roared: "If you are not dead, please get up and help me quickly!"

Girl A: "No, I'm seriously injured now."

Girl B: "That's right, I don't even have a name, why should I work for it!"

Nan Xiaoyi: "Although I have a name, I can see that this is already a personal grudge. Please, senior sister, please don't use your power for personal gain!"

"well said!"

Hongli yelled, "I just admire your fearlessness of power. Kick my aunt, and you will follow me from now on!"

Nan Xiaoyi: "Thank you, eldest sister, for your appreciation!"

"enough!"

A bunch of tic-tac-toes popped up on Hong Ling's head, and she grabbed Xingyun next to her: "I'm sorry, Xiaoyun, my aunt has no choice but to do it!"

"Ah this..."

Because he didn't understand the situation, Xingyun, who had been offline, suddenly became a prisoner. His eyes widened: "Senior sister, save me! I haven't gotten in the car yet! Take me with you! We are not accomplices. ?!"

"Who is your accomplice?"

Hongli couldn't help but complain. She revealed her figure and looked at her aunt solemnly: "Hey! This matter has nothing to do with Xiaoyun! Let her go, I'll do the work alone and take responsibility for it!"

"Senior Sister Hongli~~"

Xingyun's eyes filled with tears.

"Ah, sorry for bringing you into this."

Hongli returned an apologetic look: "If you die, I will definitely avenge you!"

Xingyun: "!!!"

"Ah! This matter has nothing to do with Xiao Huo!"

Xiao Huo suddenly jumped out of Hong Li's arms: "Mom, one person does things for the other... Chiu Chiu!"

Unfortunately, Xiao Huo failed to reach the ground and was grabbed back by Hong Li.

"One person does things..."

Hongli modified it: "One person and one crane will be the ones together!"

"Little fire~~~"

Xingyun burst into tears again: "Even you..."

"Wuwuwu, Xiaohuo didn't do it voluntarily..."

Xiaohuo cried: "On Xiaohuo's epitaph, this is a pitiful crane that was buried with him..."

"Quack!"

The little quacking sound suddenly sounded, and he didn't know when he fell asleep. Suddenly he woke up and found that his mother was not beside him, and she was quacking and crying.

"Ah this..."

Everyone present looked at each other.

"Well, let's pause for a moment."

Xingyun patted Hongling, who was stuck on her neck: "The child is crying."

"Oh, go, go, go."

Hongling came back to her senses and quickly let go of Xingyun. The latter stepped over to Gaga and picked up the little flamingo: "My dear, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, mom is here."

"quack……"

Under Xingyun's comfort, little Gaga gradually fell asleep again, covering him with a quilt. Xingyun quietly ran back to Hongling, grabbed her arm, and stuck it around her neck: "Sorry, sorry Ah, go on, go on!"

Hong Ling: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"What are you going on with?"

Nan Xiaoyi sighed, patted her butt, and sat on Hongli's chair: "The atmosphere was gone in an instant."

"Indeed!"*4

Chapter 155 Listen to who is secretly saying bad things behind your back!

"Hey, so I said everything."

Hongli looked at her aunt with an unhappy look on her face and complained: "You guys look so idle, you're holding on to me!"

Among the four-person law enforcement team that came in, Nan Xiaoyi secretly pulled Xingyun aside to brainwash her.

Occasionally hearing one or two very inspiring lines and catching a glimpse of the little stars shining in Xingyun's eyes, Hongli wondered if there was a possibility that even if she returned those spiritual stones to Xingyun in time, she would Will be cleared soon?

She also stuck in a lot of spiritual stones!

She wanted Xingyun to use the money to eat something good, not to get more memberships!

The other two girls were rubbing their heads in the corner, mumbling something from time to time. Hongli's ears swayed slightly, and information about her aunt's relationship history was poured into her ears, which made her feel excited. In the past, I had the urge to hook up with those two girls and join in their conversation.

"So, I've said it many times!"

Hongli lay down helplessly and said feebly: "It was really just an accident. The pot lid and the kitchen knife ran away. It was beyond my control!

You believe me, I really have no idea of ​​​​escape, really! "

"Ha! It's true!"

Hong Ling looked suspicious, moved closer, and whispered in Hong Li's ear: "To be honest, is it because your little boyfriend lives down the mountain, so you are anxious to see him?"

"Please, why do you think I'm anxious?"

Hongli spread her hands with a nonchalant look on her face: "We live so close together, so there's no danger to either of us...well, probably.

It’s not like I can’t live without him for a moment. There are so many things in my life that I can enjoy: food, novels, comics, etc. I can just keep them at home, it doesn’t matter to me anyway.

Besides, we are already in a relationship, and we will be together sooner or later, so there is no rush for just a moment or two, right? "

After a pause, Hongli looked at her aunt with disdain: "So, only a certain guy who wants to be with you can only think about those weird things all day long, right?

Oh, how do you say that? The more a person lacks something, the more he thinks about it all day long. "

Hong Ling: "..."

Hong Ling: "???"

"you……"

Hong Ling's lips trembled and she looked at Hong Li with a face full of grief and anger: "You..."

"What am I?"

Hongli folded her arms and raised her chin: "What? Did I poke you where it hurts?"

"Wow! Xiaoli, you are not a human!"

Hong Ling hugged Hong Li, her eyes red: "You know you still bully me, you still stimulate me, and you still show off..."

"Hey, you broke in on your own."

"I don't care, my aunt is sad anyway!"

"Then let me comfort you?"

"Hurry up!"

"Ouch."

…

"Uh-huh, am I awake yet..."

Hei Yang opened his eyes in confusion, looked at the gray scene in front of him, and breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that he is indeed awake."

"No one who really wakes up would think about your weird questions."

An inexplicably familiar voice came: "You are still asleep, and you are still dreaming."

"Aha?"

Hei Yang frowned, turned his head, and felt his heart suddenly stop: "What the hell..."

"Young people should use less swear words, and they will be more popular."

Meng Poxun glanced at Hei Yang: "Are you so unhappy to see grandma?"

"Ah, this, that, I, am not..."

Hei Yang was a little incoherent: "Why did I see you again! Didn't you agree not to see me again!?"

"Could it be that……"

Hei Yang's eyes suddenly widened: "Did I burp again? Was I poisoned to death?!

It's bad, it's bad. They say that the word sex is like a knife to the head. I think that I, Hei Yang, am young and energetic, and I don't know the hardships and dangers of this world. Now I look back and shed tears. I only regret that..."

"Okay, okay, don't add drama to yourself there."

Po Meng waved her hand: "You are not dead, you are alive and well.

Besides, after you die in that world, no one will pick you up, let alone a gentle person like grandma to give you soup, and you will just disappear in the world of travel.

Tsk tsk, I have nothing to say about the path I chose. "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang pointed at himself and asked curiously: "Am I not dead?"

"No."

"Great!"

Hei Yang cheered, and suddenly turned to look at Granny Meng with his dead eyes: "So, Granny, what's the matter with you? You come to me all day long. Don't I want privacy? Don't I have a private space? I'm not one of you Employees of the underworld, you are not welcome in our travel world!”