How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

By the time everyone realized what happened, it was already almost one o'clock in the afternoon.

The dirt on the body needs to be cleaned, and the meals need to be bought and cooked immediately. The whole family is busy for a while, which actually adds a bit of New Year flavor.

A group of naughty children liked to run around among the adults like this. As a result, they were so happy that they were suddenly beaten by their parents, and their faces turned pale with fright.

However, if you get beaten, you won't get beaten immediately. After all, there is a life-sustaining skill "Big New Year" to prevent the naughty kid from having his butt blossom now.

But after returning home, tsk tsk.

Thinking of the gloomy future, the naughty children who had been marked by their parents finally stopped making noises temporarily and gathered together to discuss the possibility of putting steel plates behind their buttocks.

As for Xiao Huo, he just went crazy. He was very active in shouting at his elders. He was cute and sweet-mouthed. He was happily protected by the two old people as if they were treasures. They were kissed after two generations.

As for the two guys, Hei Yang Hongli, they quietly hid while everyone was busy cleaning and cooking.

From a certain perspective, laziness helped both of them, and that's not all.

"Hey, everyone's new clothes are all dirty now. It would definitely be inappropriate for me to wander around in a little white dress!"

Hei Yang Hongli sat snuggled on the branches of the towering tree, and the latter smiled mischievously.

"If this is the case, there will be no reason for Mom to blame me even if she wants to!"

Hong Li laughed proudly: "Maybe I have to compliment you a little bit, oh, Xiao Li is really discerning and knows when to wear what clothes to show up, oh ho ho ho!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang said quietly: "Then didn't I do it for you in vain?"

"Hey, it's not in vain, it's not in vain."

Hong Li waved her hand in embarrassment, leaned close to Hei Yang's ear, and whispered, "I'll wear it for you to see when I get home!"

You can watch it however you want and for as long as you want! "

"Hey?"

The corners of Hei Yang's lips raised slightly, and he also leaned over and whispered: "That's too much for me to look forward to. It's better for my Xiaoli to be nice to me."

"Nonsense, isn't this..."

Hongli's face turned slightly red, she clamped her legs together, and said in a lower voice: "If I don't treat you well, who else can I treat well?

Just thank Master Hongli for your kindness. You are the only one in the world who can make me like this. Who made me... who made me like you. "

"I will never let you down, Xiaoli."

"I know."

"Hey hey hey..."*2

"..."

The sloth was hanging upside down on a branch not far away, squinting its eyes and whispering to the two of them, making love to each other, with a pair of dead fish eyes full of speechlessness.

Who is it, where is it, why is it here?

It shouldn't be hanging upside down on the branches, it should be buried under the roots of the tree...

"Hello."

The voice of the sloth came faintly.

"You don't need to be so quiet. I'm not interested in your love talk and I'm too lazy to listen."

"Aha?"

Hong Li moved her head away from Hei Yang's shoulder, looked at the sloth and raised her eyebrows.

"Since you're too lazy to listen, why aren't you too lazy to talk?"

"That's right, why talk so much!"

The Black Yang woman sings her husband's favor, her face full of displeasure.

"To be a light bulb, you have to have the awareness to be a light bulb, okay? It's your gentleness not to disturb me, thank you!"

Sloth: "..."

"From the time I was born to now, I haven't said as many words in total as these few hours."

The sloth sighed and looked at the two of them with a sad expression.

"Maybe this is the only chance I have to communicate with others in this life. Don't you want to say a few more words to me?"

"What does that have to do with us?"

Hei Yang said expressionlessly: "You chose the road yourself. If you don't want to communicate with others, then you blame us?"

"Ah this..."

The sloth felt like an arrow had hit his back.

"That's right, moral kidnapping, hurry up, hurry up!"

Hongli's husband sang and followed her, with a look of disdain on her face.

"I confronted you in court before, but you hesitated... No, you didn't say a word. Now you want to talk again. Why?"

"Ah this..."

The sloth was hit again with an arrow in the back.

"really!"

Hei Yang hummed softly: "If you want to say it, just say it. If you don't want to say it, don't say it. What do you think we are, confiding in the tree hole?

Sorry, I suggest you go find a real tree hole and whisper. The tree hole will not resist. "

"Ah this..."

The sloth was hit again with an arrow in the back.

"You're right."

Hongli nodded.

"If you are serious..."

"Stop! Stop pricking, stop pricking..."

The sloth looked helpless.

"Prick the child again and he will turn into a hedgehog."

"Speaking of which, you know so many things even though you have been sleeping..."

Hong Li frowned and suddenly came back to her senses mid-sentence.

"Oh, I understand, let's pass on the memory, right? I understand, I understand, then it's okay!"

"So..."

The sloth said quietly: "I am a person who is born to know, and I am also a person who is born to be lazy. I just want to sleep, I just don't want to do things, I just feel tired. How can you blame me?"

"ah?"

Hei Yang frowned, waved his hand and said, "Then you go and change. Just control your nature a little bit."

"No!"

The sloth looked determined and confident.

"I will never betray laziness in my life! I really like the feeling of not thinking about anything!"

"How can I like it without thinking?"

Heiyang scratched his head, and an imaginary picture emerged in his mind.

[It's already... broken... so comfortable... I don't have to think about anything... Give up thinking... Enjoy it to your heart's content... Heiyang... likes it...]

"Pfft, pfft!"

Heiyang shook his head vigorously. Damn, there are too many waste materials. Get out of here!

"Huh?"

Hongli seemed to have sensed something, turned her head suspiciously and looked at Heiyang, questioning her soul.

"Why do I feel that you are thinking about something very rude..."

"Illusion."

"I was not sure before, but now I believe it."

"It's really an illusion!"

"Ah, right, right."

Hongli rolled her eyes and looked at the sloth expressionlessly.

"Then there is nothing to say. You chose your own path, and you deserve it."

"I agree."

Heiyang looked at the sloth and pointed to the sky.

"I say, why don't you leave now while you can still move... No, leave, Otter!

That little bit of anxiety won't last long, and I feel that your influence on the world is getting bigger and bigger."

"Of course."

The sloth said as a matter of course: "A creature like me who came into your world through illegal means will continue to affect the surroundings over time.

The higher the strength, the greater the influence on the surroundings. I am also a Yuanying stage, right?"

"Is that so..."

Hongli nodded thoughtfully.

[Hongli: Did you hear that? Look at the good things you have done. It must be you who influenced me. If you don't take responsibility for me, won't your conscience hurt? ]

[Heiyang: Don't be so mean. I was a weakling for the past ten years. What influence can I have? ]

[Heiyang: Besides, Grandma Meng has helped me to get my identity. I am now a legal citizen of the Wandering World, okay! ]

[Hongli: Wow, after saying so much, do you mean you don't want to take responsibility? ]

[Heiyang: Ahem, it's all my fault. I take full responsibility. I'll sell myself to pay off my debts and promise you my body. Please feel free to use it, Lord Hongli! ]

[Hongli: That's more like it. ]

"Maybe you'll be curious..."

The sloth suddenly spoke, with a vicissitudes of life.

"Why is there a lazy me in this cruel world?"

"No, we're not curious at all. Laziness is a character that affects a good life. I know this very well."

Heiyang stretched out a hand.

"That's right. We two little rubbish have been able to live until now. We've always been grateful to our parents, neighbors, and the harmonious world of cultivation, okay!"

Hongli stretched out a hand.

The two people's hands moved closer, apart, closer, and apart, like playing an accordion.

"No one knows laziness better than us!"*2

Sloth: "..."

"I guess you must want to hear my story, right?"

The sloth suddenly showed a vicissitudes of life.

"No, we don't want to!"*2

Heiyang and Hongli stared with dead fish eyes and refused to listen.

"That happened a long, long time ago..."

Hongli: "Hey, don't you understand what I'm saying? We don't want to listen. Who told you to start telling a story on your own initiative?"

Heiyang: "Damn it, it's the annoying forced dialogue animation time again. The plot is obviously nothing, but you have to make me watch it, right? Where's the skip button? I want to skip it!"

"When I was born, I was surrounded by my own people, but there was silence.