How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Sloth asked: "Is Hongli going to discuss wedding preparations with Heiyang today?"

"Huh?"

Hongli tilted her head and waved her hand.

"Oh, oh, that kind of thing can happen anytime, it doesn't matter! Just wait patiently!"

"Yeah!"

Sloth twisted his body, lay down inside, and slid the coffin up with force.

"Well, goodbye!"

"Yeah, goodbye."

Hongli laughed and said: "It won't be too long, don't worry!"

"Well, that..."

Sloth's voice floated out softly.

"I mean, I won't bother you anymore, goodbye forever! Yeah!"

"Bang!"

The coffin lid closed suddenly.

Hongli: "???"

"Hey, what do you mean! Explain it to me clearly!"

Hongli was furious and scratched the coffin board.

"Come out! Come out! Explain to me clearly! I'm angry!"

"Aha, what's wrong with you, Xiaoli? Who messed with you again?"

Heiyang walked out of the gray fog, and curiously glanced at the frozen space cracks as he passed by, muttering "What the hell is this", while carefully avoiding it.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

Heiyang patted Hongli's shoulder.

"What's the matter? Why are you crying so loudly? Tell Dad?"

"Heiyang..."

Hongli turned around, looked up at her boyfriend, hugged him and cried and complained.

"Heiyang, I was deceived by a bad guy, wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu, how could she have the nerve to deceive me, I was so good to her, wuwuwuwuwu..."

"Ah, who deceived you? How much money did you cheat?"

Heiyang was startled, and subconsciously patted Hongli's back, looking around, trees, stones, cracks, coffins, blue sky, white clouds... huh?

"It's her!"

Hongli grabbed Heiyang's hand, turned around and stood on Heiyang's left, pointed at the coffin, and said viciously: "It was she who cheated me of a coffin!"

Heiyang: ? ? ?

"No, no..."

Heiyang looked at Hongli speechlessly.

"Speak clearly, don't get tongue-tied."

"Your tongue is tied!"

Hongli curled her lips: "This is what happened, gurgle, chirp..."

"Oh, I understand."

Heiyang glanced at Hongli and smiled.

"Stupid!"

Hongli: ? ? ?

"Hey, you don't comfort me but scold me, right!"

Hongli looked unhappy: "Can't you talk to me gently?!"

"Uh..."

Heiyang was stunned for a moment, and cautiously tried: "Little idiot?"

"..."

Hongli's head popped out a row of wells, and she jumped to Heiyang's head, clenched her fists and punched Heiyang's head.

"Heiyang, are you going to die?"

"Oh, okay, okay, Xiaoli, stop fighting, it was just a joke!"

Heiyang held his head with both hands and said: "It's not that Xiaoli is not strong, it's just that the sloth is too cunning!"

"Humph, I'm glad you know."

Hongli landed smoothly, clapped her hands, pointed at the coffin, and said speechlessly: "Then what do you say now? Leave her alone?"

"Well, this is indeed a problem..."

Before Heiyang finished speaking, he was suddenly stunned, and turned his head to the side at the same time as Hongli.

"Ka... Ka..."

The dense space cracks continued to extend, and with a few crisp sounds, they broke free from the restraints, but they still remained motionless in the original place, as if they had lost their target.

Heiyang looked at the coffin, then at the space cracks, showing a look of surprise, and waved to greet warmly.

"Heiyang, isn't this the big boss... the landlord? Lao Ao? Oh, anyway, you know what I mean."

Heiyang had a sunny smile that met the expectations of the world.

"Are you on patrol? Ah, what a coincidence, I'm here with my wife too.

Yes, yes, yes, you mean the sloth, ah, over here!

We've sent her away for you, the coffin lid has been nailed shut, we just need to bury her, you won't mind if she's buried, right? Our world of travel is so good, we must be humanitarian, right, hahaha.

Hey, you're welcome, you're welcome, we're family, don't you know that, we're law-abiding citizens, hahaha.

Ah, I haven't eaten yet, I'm going to go back to eat, hahaha, there's nothing good to eat, whatever. Just fill your stomach and fool around. Oh, by the way, which school do your two kids like..."

"No need to try to get close to me, Heiyang."

Hongli said faintly: "The Wandering World is only instinctive, there is no high intelligence..."

"Fuck, why didn't you say it earlier!"

"Then your voice is so nice, I want to hear more!"

"Hongli, you fucking ******, it sounds better when I scold you!"

"Tsk."

Under the gaze of Heiyang and Hongli, the cracks trembled twice, and then dissipated like bubbles. The space cracks shook vaguely, and then returned to their original state, just like new.

"Huh?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows.

"You fooled it just like that?"

"Shh! Keep your voice down~"

Hongli patted Heiyang with a serious face.

"Maybe it hasn't gone far yet!"

Heiyang: "..."

[Heiyang: Huh? You fooled it just like that? 】

【Hongli: I think so. Didn’t the previous Anxiety just hide in a canyon and set up a formation to hide? 】

【Hongli: This coffin is a bit unlucky, but it still has something in it! 】

[Hei Yang: What should we do now? Leave her here and ignore her? 】

[Hongli: If other factors are eliminated, there is no danger from the outside world. And since she is in the Nascent Soul stage, she can eat whatever she eats and lie there for three to five years without any problem. 】

[Heiyang: But? 】

[Hongli: But revenge doesn’t last overnight! How dare you lie to me! Beat her up! 】

[Heiyang: Ah this...]

[Hongli: Moreover, I told her that it would be solved soon...]

[Hongli: It’s dark inside. I’m afraid that she will become more and more depressed the longer she lies down. I finally coax her up and wait for her to cool down slowly...]

[Hongli: A fire is finally ignited and then extinguished again. It is very difficult to burn it again...]

[Hei Yang: That makes sense. Could it be that Xiaoli has a solution? 】

[Hongli: Ha! ha! ha! ha! 】

[Hongli: No. 】

[Black Sun: **]

[Hei Yang: I asked Grandma Meng, but she couldn’t help it. Let’s hire another Gao Ming. 】

[Hongli: Ah this...]

[Hongli: Let’s go, let’s discuss marriage. 】

[Hei Yang: However, Grandma Meng said that the adults in the travel world may know what to do, so we can ask. 】

[Hongli: Got it. 】

"Beep, beep, beep..."

"Who is it? It's coming, it's coming..."

Huo Le picked up the communication spirit stone and injected spiritual power into it.

"Hello?"

"Elder, elder, it's me!"

Hongli waved and said, "Good morning!"

"Ah, hoo, Xiaoli..."

Huo Le shook his head, yawned and said, "Why did you get up so early?"

"Oh, it's because of that..."

Hongli raised her eyebrows when she saw Elder Huo suddenly appearing on the screen: "Wait a minute, what kind of image do you have, Elder?"

"ah?"

Huo Le took the mirror from the table nearby and looked at himself in the mirror curiously.

"Is it weird?"

“If it’s not weird, it’s weird!”

A row of black lines was drawn across Hong Li's head, and Huo Le's white hair and beard were dyed green for some unknown reason. His beard looked like it had been blown up, and his hairstyle was slanted with bangs. She was dressed in colorful clothes, and there seemed to be metal rings and holes in her clothes!

And at this angle of the picture, Hongli tilted her head and shook her neck to confirm that it was not her fault. Elder Huole raised the spirit stone above his head and was talking to her with his head raised.

"No, no, that means..."

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched: "Elder, have you gone crazy and practiced some evil skills?"

"Um?"

Hei Yang leaned over curiously, his pupils shaking.

"Good guy, I'm here!"

"Oh, you said this..."

Huo Le smiled proudly and pointed at himself.