How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"How about it? My new look is pretty good, isn't it? Does it give you a refreshing feeling?"

"We were blinded!"*2

"Tsk, young people don't know how to appreciate."

Huo Le rolled his eyes and shook his bangs.

"This is called trendy, this is fashion!"

"Ahem, poof... eyes, my eyes!"

Hong Li covered her eyes in pain.

"What about the other elders, and the brothers and sisters, anyone can do it, come and take Elder Huo to the hospital!"

"What's the big deal?"

Huo Le snorted and waved his hand, "I forgot to tell you, Xiao Li, I've been retired for almost a week.

The affairs of the sect are all handed over to the eldest brother. Except for the younger sister who is still young, the four of us have resigned and are now living under the Five Elements Mountain."

"Don't tell me..."

Huo Le stretched lazily, looking happy.

"This retirement life is different. I can try everything I wanted to do before! Okay, okay, I won't say anymore. I made an appointment with Tulou and the others to gather at the Five Elements City Square at 7 o'clock in the morning for a dance battle. I was the lead dancer, and just like that, I died."

"Hey, wait..."

"Beep beep beep..."

Hongli: "???"

Heiyang: "???"

"Heiyang."

"Ah?"

"Why do you say that people should live, what is the ultimate meaning of the universe, and how should the value of life be reflected?"

"Fuck, Xiaoli, wake up. Don't be confused about life just because you see something strange!"

"Ah, is it Hongli dreaming of me, or am I dreaming of Hong..."

"Wake up and crush the skull!"

"Ah!!!"

Hongli screamed, took a deep breath, and turned to look at Heiyang in panic.

"Heiyang, what happened? Why does my head hurt so much?"

"Ah, that..."

Heiyang looked away with empty eyes and said, "Well, a headache caused by lack of sleep!"

"Ah? Really?"

Hongli touched her head in confusion.

"But I feel like there is a bump on my head?"

"It's an illusion, trust my husband!"

"Okay."

Hongli looked at the spirit stone in her hand, frowned, and slowly came back to her senses.

"What was I doing just now... Oh, by the way, I called Elder Huo for help!

Then... Then what happened?

Wait, why can't I remember what Elder Huo looks like? Well, I think it's..."

"Ahaha, that's not important!"

Heiyang interrupted with a smile and "reminded": "The elder didn't answer the call for a long time just now, which made you distracted, and you just came back to your senses now."

"Really?"

"Hmm?"

"Hmm!"

"Okay..."

Hongli looked a little confused, always feeling that something was wrong. She looked at the coffin behind her and gradually woke up.

"Oh, if Elder Huo doesn't answer the phone..."

Hongli raised her eyebrows and took out another spirit stone.

"Then I'll ask my aunt, it won't be much different..."

"Beep beep beep~~"

"Hello?"

"Hey, aunt..."

"Hello, this is the office of the head of the Wangduhong family. The head of the family, Hong Ling, is busy. Please call again later. If you need to apply for other services, please leave a message after the "beep", beep--"

"Ah this..."

Hongli's mouth twitched: "Aunt has gone home, okay, then aunt, you should pay attention to rest, don't be too tired."

"Xiao Li..."

"It's okay, I still have it!"

Hongli snorted and took out another spiritual stone.

"I'll call Xiaoyun, she will definitely not refuse to answer or hang up first! She won't have the IQ to leave a message!"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang slid his hands and marked the title of the book.

"Good Friends"

"Hey, hey, don't disbelieve it!"

Hongli snorted coldly, and raised the phone to her ear with a trembling little hand.

"I read in three seconds, this kid will definitely answer my call in seconds! Three, two... beep!"

"Beep! Just look at me!"

"The call you dialed has been hung up."

"Huh?"

Hongli turned her head and looked at Heiyang: "???"

"Xingyun has grown wings?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know either."

Chapter 289: Care for empty-nest elderly people, don't let waiting become a regret! (Jin Xiu:?)

"How is it possible, how is it possible, absolutely impossible, this is not true, this is not true..."

Hongli paced back and forth, muttering to herself, her face full of disbelief.

"How could Xiaoyun hang up on me? That's Xiaoyun. We agreed to be best sisters, but she...

No, I can't accept it, this is not true!

That's right, Xiaoyun must have encountered some danger, must have been kidnapped or something, so she can't answer my call.

Yes! It must be like this! This is the only reasonable explanation. Xiaoyun is so easy to deceive, she must have been kidnapped!

I have to save Xiaoyun, I have to save her..."

"Hongli, stop shaking, aren't we tired?"

Heiyang sat on the blanket, watching Hongli walking back and forth in front of him, and helplessly comforted: "Hanging up the call doesn't mean that there is definitely danger, right?

For example, the practice is at a critical moment, don't be distracted.

Or, the communication spirit stone was taken away by Gaga as a toy.

It's also possible that Xingyun accidentally dropped the spirit stone, or that the spirit stone exploded just after she opened it. It's possible!

Although Xiaoyun looks lower than you and calls you senior sister, I remember that she is older than you, right?

In a sect, surrounded by senior brothers, sisters, elders and so on, the possibility of encountering danger is actually very small, right? "

"Oh, right."

Hei Yang stretched out a finger and said seriously: "There is still a possibility that Xiaoyun may be talking about someone, dating or something like that.

Imagine: Sister Hongli, please don’t call me again, I’m afraid () of misunderstanding.

The snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is blowing, the sky and the earth are one... ow! "

"Xiao Li..."

Hei Yang painfully touched the big bump that had just grown on his head, and couldn't help shouting: "I won't hit you so hard!"

"ha?"

Hongli retracted her fist, rolled her eyes, pointed at the bag on her head and said, "Although I don't remember what happened, it was definitely you who did it!

Well, a large bag for couples is quite reasonable, right? "

"whispering sound."

"It's really you!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth and was about to pounce on Hei Yang to scratch Hei Yang. Suddenly, she was stunned. The communication spirit stone in her hand automatically lit up. She turned her head to look and her eyes lit up.

"Hey, look, look, Xiaoyun is back!"

Hong Li immediately turned on her face and had a look on her face.

"What did I say? Ha, now you know you're afraid, right? Do you regret hanging up on Sister Hongli's communication?

Oh, just now you ignored me, now I have made it impossible for you to reach high, I will not answer, I will not answer, I will let you go, and I will let you experience my anxious mood just now! "

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

"Okay, three seconds of drying her should be enough!"

Hongli nodded with satisfaction and connected the communication.

"Hmm..."

Xingyun's confused voice came from the screen, as if he had just gotten up?

Hong Li raised her eyebrows and calmly took out a sheet from her storage bag and threw it on Hei Yang's head, covering his eyes.

After thinking about it, she still felt that it was not safe. Hong Li quietly moved to Hei Yang's side again, put her little hand on Hei Yang's shoulder, and pushed him gently. Hei Yang, who had been sitting there quietly for many years, lay down directly on the blanket. .

Hongli thought for a while, then grabbed his legs and turned him over so that he was face down, and then nodded with satisfaction.

"Very good, Heiyang is in this position and is not allowed to move. If I tell you to move, move again!"

"Ouch..."

Hei Yang faced the loess and turned his back to the sky. After thinking about it, he pulled off the sheet on his body and used it as a quilt. He moved his arms, changed into a comfortable position, and lay on the ground to sleep peacefully.

"Good brother, you are sensible enough!"

Hong Li gave Hei Yang a thumbs up and walked aside, only to see a squirming quilt appear on the screen.

Hong Li raised her eyebrows. She was familiar with this scene!

But before Hong Li could say anything, a thin white arm suddenly stretched out, holding the communication stone, and then the screen kept getting closer, revealing a confused face under the dim quilt.

"Ah, it's Sister Hongli..."

Xingyun came back to her senses after a while and smiled foolishly: "Good morning!