How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Quack, quack, where have you been? Oh, come here, say hello to auntie, ah, but it’s really early, Sister Hongli.

Well, I hadn’t woken up just now, so I thought it was the toy [Crowing Chicken] I just bought that was crowing, so I was like, hey hey hey... I’m sorry. "

"Uh, what kind of IQ tax is the crowing chicken..."

Hongli turned her head and glanced at the rising sun, laughed twice, and admitted: "Well, it is indeed a bit early, serious people should still be sleeping..."

But Xiaoyun, you are not a serious person! (cross out)

"But, that I thought..."

Hongli coughed twice, looked at Xingyun lying dead on the bed, and asked half-surprised and half-curious: "Why are you at home?

No, I mean, aren’t you usually practicing at this time?

The kind of person who stays in seclusion in a secret room without sleep for several months. Why did he just... wake up today? "

"Uh-huh, this..."

Xingyun waved his hand and said a little absently: "It's okay to combine work and rest occasionally. It doesn't hurt."

"Hiss, what a strong sense of déjà vu. Will you become me after I leave..."

Hongli took a breath and was about to say something when her brows suddenly wrinkled and she realized something was wrong.

"Xiaoyun, your hair..."

Hong Li said cautiously: "Why is it still changing color?"

"Ha! Sister Hongli, you noticed it too, right?"

Xingyun suddenly got out of the quilt, revealing a head of messy pink hair, and said proudly: "How is it, your eyes light up!"

"Ah this..."

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched: "You haven't before, you have already dyed it once..."

"Oh, oh, that's different, that's different!"

Xingyun said seriously: "The senior sister at the barber shop said that the one before was smart blue, and now this one is cute pink, which will make people look more girly. Change your hairstyle to reset your mood!"

"Ah this..."

Hongli didn't know what to say for a moment: "Although but..."

"Oh my, sister Hongli, you don't have to make such a fuss. This kind of look is very popular in the sect now!"

Xingyun found a small mirror and a comb from somewhere, and carefully combed her short hair, even more carefully than Hongli combed her long, black hair.

"Not to mention anything else, let's just talk about Grandpa Huo. I saw that his hair changed three colors in four days.

Even the senior sister in the barber shop persuaded him, saying that although the dyes were harmless, if he was tossing them too frequently, his hair would leave the loose follicles if he was not careful...

However, Elder Huo, Grandpa Huo, had a bad heart, so he immediately slapped his chest, let out a heroic laugh that filled his heart, and said immediately: Ran! Dyeing vigorously, I have a dignified Yuanying overhaul, and I am full of vitality. Will I be afraid of this? If you die, cough, if your hair falls out, it’s mine! Don't be afraid! "

Xingyun danced and described vividly.

"I was still a little hesitant at the time, but I saw that people as old as Grandpa Huo were not afraid. What should I, a young man, be afraid of? I would just dye it and dye it hard!"

"Well……"

Hong Li was stunned and fell into thinking.

"Elder Fire...dye your hair? Did I seem to have forgotten something..."

"..."

Hei Yang, who was lying there with a corpse, frowned, raised his palms, and made a fist. A big fist with condensed spiritual power quietly appeared behind Hong Li's head, and then...

"boom!"

"..."

"Ah? Sister Hongli, Sister Hongli?"

Xingyun felt that she vaguely heard a scream, which sounded very much like Sister Hongli's. She was so frightened that she quickly turned to look at the screen.

But he only saw the white sky, but soon the picture returned to normal, and Hongli with little stars in his eyes appeared again.

"Huh? What?"

Hong Li tilted her head and soon realized.

"Oh, I'm sorry Xiaoyun, I was distracted just now, hahaha. Actually, I came here to help you."

"ah?"

Even people like Xingyun were unable to realize the jumping nature of the topic. She pointed blankly at Hongli's head.

"Hong, Senior Sister Hongli, you have a big bump on your head. Well, no, it's a big bump on top of the big bump!"

"Huh? Oh, this is not a big deal. I don't know when it happened, but thinking about it, Hei Yang should be causing trouble."

Hong Li waved her hand nonchalantly, stretched out her hand to push down the big bag on her head, took a breath, and then smiled.

"Okay, it's okay, now we can get down to business!"

"Uh, Sister Hongli, tell me!"

"Well, here's the thing..."

Hongli looked at Xingyun with red eyes in the picture, nodded and said, "Is what I said clear?"

"Yeah! Sister Hongli..."

Xingyun wiped away her tears with a sad look on her face.

"That little sloth is so pitiful. He died outside without a father or a mother, and no one buried him. Wuwuwu..."

Hongli: "..."

Although, can't we speak more politely and be polite like her Hongli?

"This matter is all on me!"

Xingyun looked righteous, and said firmly: "As long as I, Xingyun, can do something, I will never shirk it!"

"okay!"

Hongli nodded happily: "Then Xiaoyun, go and help me ask where Elder Huo went?"

"Ah? Grandpa Huo has retired!"

Xingyun scratched his head: "I guess you are playing in the city now, right?"

Hong Li: "???"

And this thing? !

Well, memories, memories are about to burst out again...

"Bang!"

"..."

"Ahaha, sorry sorry..."

Hongli apologized embarrassedly: "I was distracted again just now, let's continue, continue!"

Xingyun: "..."

Although I don't know what happened, my father once said that when you encounter a confusing topic, laugh and ignore it, and then you can jump out of the loop!

"Well, if they are all elders, Elder Jin Xiu should be okay, right?"

Xingyun took the communication spirit stone in his hand and injected spiritual power to perceive.

"I'll help you call Elder Jin..."

"Huh?"

Hongli looked puzzled: "You help me? How to help me?"

"Like this!"

As soon as Xingyun finished speaking, Hongli was stunned to see the screen in front of her suddenly split into two, one side was still Xingyun, and the other side showed the words "Inviting [Note: Elder Jin] to join the conversation."

Hongli: "???"

"No, can you still play like this?"

Hongli pointed at herself in shock.

"Why can't I do this? Is it targeting me?"

"This is the newly updated version."

Xingyun said with a smile: "This is my reward for being the first in the same class of the Fire Department. It's a pity that Sister Hongli is not here, otherwise the elders will definitely give you Sister Hongli to exchange for the new version of communication spirit stones!"

Hongli: "..."

"Tsk, what's the matter, it's just a..."

Hongli turned her head away and muttered in a low voice with an unhappy look. She, Hongli, is indifferent to fame and fortune, and does not fight or compete. How can she be jealous? No, she is not jealous!

Jin Xiu's communication was quickly passed. She was sitting in front of the window with plenty of light, drinking hot tea leisurely. She turned her head to look at the communication, was stunned for a moment, and then showed... uh, a kind smile!

"Xiaoyun, and Xiaoli, it's you, what's wrong, what do you want to talk to me about?"

"Ah?"

Hongli tilted her head, looking at Elder Jinxiu in the picture with surprise, and couldn't help asking: "Are you Elder Jinxiu?"

"Ah?"

Jinxiu pointed at herself, looking surprised.

"Don't you look like me? I'm not Jinxiu?"

"Uh..."

Hongli had a complicated expression. Why did she feel that Elder Jinxiu suddenly became old?

She looked up, thinking about the scene when Elder Jinxiu scolded her and the other party roared "You guys team up to play me". That lively look looked younger than her.

As a result, now, Hongli frowned, she seemed to see the shadow of fire... in Elder Jinxiu.

As soon as she thought of a certain elder in her brain, Hongli felt an inexplicable pain in her head, and subconsciously skipped the taboo name.

Hong Li couldn't help but touch her head and said embarrassedly: "It's nothing, it's just that I feel that Elder Jin Xiu suddenly has a more aura of a Taoist master!"

"Ah, you're talking about this..."

Jin Xiu smiled and sighed: "Before, I was a little ignorant and noisy because my senior brothers and sisters were behind me.

Now that my senior brothers and sisters are not at the mountain gate, and my eldest brother is still locked up in heaven to handle the affairs of the sect, I am the only one in the Nascent Soul stage still active in the sect. Of course, I have to become more stable!

Well, maybe, this is the inheritance! People always have to say goodbye to their childish selves in the past!"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's mouth twitched. She was still more accustomed to the unruly Elder Jin Xiu. Now...

"It feels like I just left for a short time, but the world has changed directly..."

Hong Li suddenly felt a sense of "I am a remnant of the old times" and the world has changed. Tears flowed before she could speak!

"Sister Hongli, Sister Hongli!"

Xingyun reminded in a low voice: "Don't sigh for now, talk about the little sloth!"

"Oh, right!"

Hongli reacted and didn't mind the trouble. She said it again to Elder Jinxiu.

"That's it. We two kids have no choice. Let's ask the elders if you have any solution..."

"What elders? Call me sister!"

Jinxiu rolled her eyes subconsciously, but instantly realized that she was now an elder, and instantly showed a kind expression.

"Kind Elders: From Entry to Being Driven Crazy" - Huo Le

"Ahem!"

Jinxiu coughed twice and asked seriously: "Xiaoli, this laziness you are talking about, is it from the same place as the previous accident?"

"Yeah!"