How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"You want to fight, right?"

"I'm afraid of you! When I take off my skirt, bah, I can kill you with one hand even if I'm wearing a skirt!"

"Huh? I'm not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue when I talk big, so press me to death, right? You press me, press me!"

"You forced me! One glass finger!"

"Six Sun Divine Sword!"

"Hehehehehehehe!"

"Huhahuhahuha!"

"..."

"Click"

"Uh, why was this picture taken?"

"Delete delete!"

"No, come up with a name. Well, let me think about it, how about calling it En Duan Yi Jue! Or turning against each other!"

"Go aside, calling and beating is a kiss and a scolding is love!"

"Hey, we might as well call it the battle-damaged version of Black Sun Red Glass!"

"Come on, I didn't even mess up your hair for you, and it's still damaged in the battle!"

"Wow, what do you mean, you still want to pull my hair, right? Are you childish?"

"Stop spitting blood!"

"Urgent, urgent!"

"Ah……"

"..."

The setting sun stretched the shadows of the Heihong family into long shadows, and they walked leisurely towards home until they were divided into three parts at a certain intersection.

"Lianlian, please follow me to your sister's house. The small balcony is ready for you to live in after it's tidied up."

"Then Xiao Huo should follow us back to our house. It would be too disturbing to stay at her grandma and grandpa's place."

"Hey, what's the trouble? It's not in your way! It's not in your way!"

"Okay, okay, you two go live in a world of two!

Come on, Xiaohuo, your parents have left you a great bedroom. Except for the bed, which is not as big as ours, everything else is much better! "

"Oh! Does Xiao Huo have a house of his own? Long live mom and dad!!!"

"Let's go, let's be careful on the road."

"Remember to go to bed early and get up early!"

"Call us if you need anything!"

"Um……"

"..."

On a branch somewhere, a sloth was swinging leisurely, sleeping so comfortably, but did he forget something?

Hmm, no, it seems like she didn't forget something, it was just that she was forgotten by some two guys!

Forget it, never mind, go to sleep and talk about it when you wake up...

Chapter 305 House Rules: The rules that are easiest to break, the ones that cost the least, and to some extent, have the most emotional impact

“Come back, come back, mom and dad open the door for Xiao Huo!

Xiao Huo helped his forgetful parents bring back his lazy sister! "

Xiaoli Huohe was carrying a little sloth on his back, flapping his wings and flying towards Yangli's house while shouting: "Open the door for Xiaohuo!"

Less than two seconds after he finished speaking, a gap appeared in the semicircular barrier covering Yangli's house, allowing Xiaohuo to fall smoothly into the courtyard.

"Mother?"

Xiao Huo asked curiously: "Where does Lazy Sister live?"

"Just put it on the pomegranate tree. She said it before..."

Hong Li's voice came slowly: "Come over and see if the house prepared for you is suitable. If it's not suitable, tell me. We still have many empty houses..."

"Well, every time I mention these details, I feel deeply grateful to those senior sisters and brothers."

Hei Yang's voice came from the side: "I always feel that the previous reception was not sincere enough, so why don't I give them some more thank you gifts?"

"You can have this. When Xiaoyun comes next time, let her help carry it..."

Hong Li was thinking about it and turned around to see a little red head sticking out from the door of the living room. He was looking at the room curiously. He couldn't help but waved in a funny way: "What are you doing sneakily? This is our own home. This isn’t the first time we’ve met, come and see the room prepared for you.”

"oh oh!"

Xiao Huo's eyes lit up, and he ran all the way to his parents. He stretched his head and looked inside, his eyes widened: "Wow! There are pink wall stickers on the wall, and there is a small bed that looks very comfortable.

On the bedside are a little flamingo doll, a red Xiaoli puppet that Aunt Xiaoyun gave to her mother, and a black Xiaoyang puppet from her father. When did she get it? "

"Ah, Hei Yang found a piece of wood and cut it with his own sword."

Hong Li chuckled, jokingly bumping into Hei Yang, who had officially become her husband in law, and said happily: "Some guy saw the little flamingo next to his mother Hong Xiaoli loving each other, and then that little The glassy heart can't stand it.

I picked up a piece of wood and put it in the living room in the middle of the night. Then I quietly put the black sun next to the two of us.

I thought he got up in the middle of the night to steal something to eat, hehe. "

"Smile, smile, smile!"

Hei Yang got angry and slapped Hong Li in the face. The latter was happy and rubbed his butt, but was too embarrassed to continue stimulating Hei Yang.

"Okay, okay, don't be ridiculous."

As if coaxing a child, Hongli smiled and touched Heiyang's head, which was squatting on the ground. She reached out and held Xiaohuo and walked into the room. She looked around the bedroom and asked, "How is it? I'm satisfied with this room." ?"

"satisfy!"

Xiao Huo nodded with bright eyes: "It's much bigger than the small house that Xiao Huo lived in before!"

"Ah this..."

Hongli's smile froze and the corners of her mouth twitched: "Xueli has lived in that small house for fifteen years since she was three years old. The house is too small. I really feel sorry for Mr. Xiaohuo."

"Ah this..."

Xiaohuo said with a smile: "No, no, Xiaohuo just praised this house. He didn't mean to say that the small house where his mother lived before was bad. He definitely didn't step on it!"

"Ha, Xiaohuo is just telling the truth. Who are you trying to scare Hongli with that tone of voice?"

Heiyang pulled Xiaohuo behind him to protect him, and comforted him: "It's okay, Xiaohuo, Daddy is here to protect you, just speak your mind, the house she had before was indeed pitifully small.

Well, anyway, it's not as big as mine, I've laughed at her many times, it doesn't matter if you do it this time, Xiaohuo!"

"Hey, hey, what do you mean, my house is a little smaller than yours, so what! I still have my own study!"

Hongli couldn't help but shouted: "Do you have one? Do you? Do you, Heiyang, have your own study? No! Ha!"

"The area of ​​my bedroom and my study combined is larger than your bedroom, so the area of ​​my disposable house is obviously larger than yours, Heiyang, I really don't know what you are so proud of!"

Hongli snorted lightly, stretched out her hand and pulled Xiaohuo into her arms and hugged him.

"Xiaohuo, don't listen to him trying to sow discord between us. Your father is not a good man. Stay away from him in the future, otherwise he will definitely learn bad things when he grows up!"

"Slander, right?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "What evidence do you have that Xiaohuo will learn bad things from me? You really just say it out loud?"

"Ah ha?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang in surprise and pointed at herself: "Am I not the evidence?"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang's expression froze. Looking at Hongli's righteous look, he lowered his head and sighed: "Okay, okay, you win, and I lose."

"Ha, you know what's good for you!"

Hongli smiled triumphantly, not ashamed, but proud.

She pulled Xiao Huo, who looked very excited, to the shelf by the wall, smiled, and took out the storage bag: "It's not over yet!"

"Huh?"

Xiao Huo tilted his head curiously, and then saw Hong Li suddenly pour out a bunch of snacks from the storage bag, including bread, chips, biscuits, candies, jelly, juice, raisins, melon seeds, peanuts, and fruit candies...

Under Xiao Huo's stunned gaze, piles of big and small bags were poured onto the shelf, stacked up layer by layer, and in the blink of an eye, the shelf was filled and overflowed, and Hong Li was still pouring out snacks with a kind smile on her face.

"Mom, that's enough, that's enough!"

Xiaohuo said quickly: "Xiaohuo can't eat anymore! So much to eat!"

"Huh? How is that possible?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows and couldn't help but said: "You could finish it when you were just born, how can you not eat it now?

These are all your favorite foods, don't be polite to mom, eat it with confidence!"

"Hey, hey, is there a possibility..."

Heiyang looked at Hongli, who was full of maternal radiance, and couldn't help but laugh and pour cold water on her: "Xiaohuo has been eating delicious food and drinking spicy drinks at his parents' house recently, with all kinds of delicacies from mountains and seas. Doesn't he care about your little stuff, Hong Mouli?"

"What?!!"

Hongli's eyes suddenly widened, and she felt a bolt from the blue behind her. She felt a long arrow piercing her heart. She looked at Xiaohuo with a sad face, and her lips trembled clearly.

"Could it be that, Xiaohuo..."

Hongli's voice was crying, and Xiaohuo felt guilty.

"Xiaohuo, Xiaohuo didn't!"

Xiaohuo waved his hands quickly: "Mom, don't listen to what Dad said!"

"Xiaohuo..."

Hongli burst into tears and fell into Heiyang's arms, crying: "Heiyang, my daughter has grown up and dislikes her old mother. Wuuwuwu, she doesn't want us anymore!"

"Well, hey, Xiaoli you, I, hey..."

Heiyang sighed, patted Hongli's back, wiped his tears with a lonely face and said: "There is nothing we can do about it. If you want to blame, blame us for neglecting the children when we were young. Now it is to retaliate against us two old things. No matter how hard or painful it is, we have to bear it."

"Wuwuwu..."

Hongli continued to cry: "Then will the two of us drop gold coins..."

"Who knows..."

"Wuwuwu..."*2

"???"

Looking at the two drama queens, Xiaohuo had a row of black lines on his head, and couldn't help shouting: "Mom and Dad, you've had enough! Stop teasing Xiaohuo!"

"Wuwuwu, the child's father, The child yelled at us..."

"Alas, mother, bear with it, you won't be able to hear it when you are almost deaf..."

"Woo woo woo..."*2

"Well, Xiaohuo is going to tell grandma and grandma..."

"!!!"

Heiyang Hongli's body suddenly stiffened, and she flashed behind Xiaohuo in an instant, pinching the shoulders of her aggrieved daughter earnestly, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, Xiaohuo, don't be so, your parents are just teasing you!

Hahaha, that's what I mean, Xiaohuo is so well-behaved, um, so sensible, ah, such a kind little girl, how could she dislike her parents?

Well, just now our Xiaohuo helped her parents to pick up the sloth. She knows how to share the pressure of her parents at such a young age. She will definitely be a filial daughter in the future, and she will rely on Xiaohuo for her old age!"

"Hmm, hmm, hmm..."

Listening to her parents finally telling the truth, Xiaohuo nodded constantly: "Well, that's it, that's right, Xiaohuo is such a sensible child! "