How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 348

"You also know that you are eighteen. At eighteen, your mother still has to worry about your food, clothing, housing and transportation. Wouldn't it be shameful if word spread!"

"Ooooooo, stop scolding, stop scolding, the child is stupid after being scolded..."

Hei Yang was about to cry without tears, being pulled back and forth by his mother, shuttling back and forth in various stores, letting his mother manipulate him.

When little Heiyang went shopping with his mother, he always felt like a little girl's doll in his mother's hands.

Every time Heiyang would be dressed up and dressed up by his mother, he would be pulled to the mirror to admire him.

At this time, my mother would look at Hei Yang with sparkling eyes, and proudly praise her son: He is worthy of being his mother's biological child, and he is as good looking as her Qing Yiyi!

So Hongli was caught and used as a doll by her mother...

While his mother was going to check out, Hei Yang quietly slipped out of the store to have some fun, and then he saw a sneaky figure at the corner, stretching his head to peek at something.

"Phew! I've finally escaped..."

Hong Li let out a long sigh of relief, wiped the cold sweat from her head, and showed a thankful expression.

"Fortunately, Hei Yang was also captured, otherwise it would have been too terrifying to be seen by him."

"Why can't Heyang see it?"

A curious voice came from behind.

"Because I like him very much, I care about his opinion of my appearance!"

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "Who knows if he likes this look? What if he doesn't think it looks good..."

Hey, if it were anyone else, I wouldn't care. "

"No, I have to find a place to change..."

Before Hongli finished speaking, she suddenly fell into silence. She sighed heavily, turned her head numbly, saw the familiar funny face, lowered her head and said, "Okay, I'm ready, you can start laughing. .

Let Mouli use her pitiful shame to entertain Lord Heiyang, woo woo woo..."

"Pfft..."

Hei Yang suppressed his laughter and looked at Hong Li with a red face, giving up on herself and a bit angry. He quickly waved his hand and explained: "Well, I'm not laughing at you, it's your words that made me laugh inexplicably, haha Ha ha……"

"Ah, yes, yes, whatever you say."

Hongli sighed, straightened her bun, and pointed at herself: "Mr. Heiyang, how do you evaluate it?"

"honestly……"

A flash of amazement flashed in Hei Yang's eyes, and he sincerely praised: "It makes people's eyes brighter, um, the fish is like a fish and the goose is falling, and the moon is shy of the flower!"

The shiny steps on her bun made the girl even more adorable and charming. Her small, resentful eyes were staring at Hei Yang, and her lips seemed to be covered in lipstick, making her look a bit charming.

On her white neck is still the silver necklace given by Hei Yang. Perhaps it was soaked in spiritual power, giving the girl a little more tranquility.

The gorgeous red dress is particularly eye-catching, but it doesn't look ostentatious when worn on the girl. Instead, it looks like a cold fire, not hot and burning, but it burns hotly in Hei Yang's eyes.

The long skirt covered her knees, revealing two sections of white calves. On her feet were beige patterned cloth shoes. At this time, the two little feet were twisting restlessly, revealing the panic in their owner's heart.

Seeing Hei Yang's unabashed admiration and praise, Hong Li felt happy and couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, confirming again: "Really?"

"Um!"

Hei Yang nodded and affirmed: "Sincerely!"

"Ha, cough..."

After receiving a positive reply, Hongli subconsciously wanted to laugh three times to celebrate. However, considering that her mother said that she was a lady now, she coughed twice to hold back the impulse and said modestly: "Thank you, thank you hehe, you think it's okay." Just fine!”

"No problem, of course no problem!"

Black Sun croaked and clapped: "The splendor is unparalleled, the country is captivating, the country is beautiful and fragrant, and the beauty is overwhelming!"

"Ah haha, it's too spicy. Ahem, I mean, it's too exaggerated. It's not as good as you said."

Hong Li couldn't stop smiling brightly on her face, and she was so happy with little flowers in her heart.

"That, is there any more?"

"ah?"

Hei Yang scratched his head and smiled sheepishly: "Is there anything else?"

"Read the words!"

Hongli gave Heiyang a look and whispered: "If you have any more words to praise me, please tell me. If you praise me a few more times, a certain Li will be so beautiful that you can't find anyone else. If you coax her a few more times, you can take her away." La!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "You don't have legs, so you won't follow me home by yourself? Why should I carry you back?"

"That's not the point. The point is to praise me!"

Hong Li waved her hand and rolled her eyes at Hei Yang.

"I have been tortured for so long, wouldn't it be a loss if I don't hear you praise me more often?

Come on, tell me, are there any other highlights? "

"Highlight?"

"uh-huh."

"As for the highlights..."

Hei Yang touched his chin, looked at Hong Li carefully, and suddenly raised his eyebrows: "Have you become taller?"

"ha?"

"wrong!"

Hei Yang lowered his head to look at Hong Li's shoes, his eyes flashed: "You're taller when you wear underwear!"

Hongli: "..."

"Black - Yang -"

Hong Li felt the blood rush from her neck to her forehead, her face turned red instantly, she appeared behind Hei Yang in a flash, and with her back foot, she whipped the back of Hei Yang's head: "Go to hell!"

"Hey, hey, don't be impulsive, I'm telling the truth!"

Hei Yang's eyelids twitched, and he sided to avoid Hong Li's sudden attack, and suddenly his eyes widened suddenly.

"!!!"

Hong Li turned around sharply and landed on the ground. She grabbed her skirt with a look of horror on her face, squatted down with her knees in her arms, looked up at Hei Yang, her face turned red.

"You, why are you staring so big? You are going to die!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's expression froze, he stretched out his thumb, grinned and showed his white teeth, and praised with a smile: "Well, the white color is pure and flawless, very bright!"

“This doesn’t need a highlight!!!”

Hong Li gritted her teeth and rushed towards Hei Yang, and greeted with a flurry of bastard punches: "Go, die, die, die!"

"Ah, okay, okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."

Hei Yang held down Hong Li's head and fiddled with the bud on her head. When he heard the crisp sound of "ding bell", he smiled happily, turned Hong Li in a circle, took her into his arms and hugged her: "Okay, okay, to be honest, it's really pretty."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, it's not for me to wear anyway..."

Hong Li snorted softly and beeped in a low voice: "You are the one who should be nervous, and you are the one who suffers when I am seen by others, hum!"

"Tsk, don't worry, I will hide you well."

Hei Yang seriously promised: "The red glass belongs to Hei Yang! It can only belong to Hei Yang!"

"Well, I will do what I say."

"Um!"

Hei Yang nodded fiercely and knocked Hong Li on the head.

"Grass!"*2

"Xiaoyang? Xiaoli? Strange, where did this child go?"

"Hey, we're here! It's okay, it's okay. You go on shopping. Let's take a look around here, okay!"

The two of them poked their heads out from the corner and waved to their parents. The latter reluctantly greeted the two smiling guys and waved their hands, meaning that it's up to you and will follow you later.

"I know, I know!"

Hei Yang took out the photo stone, threw it forward, lifted it with his spiritual power, pulled Hong Li to his side, and said with a smile: "Let's take a group photo as a souvenir!"

“Oh ho, look at me doing a cooler pose!

If you want to take a photo as a souvenir, you can’t just take it casually. "

"Just take a few more pictures, I have plenty of time."

"Too."

Hongli Heiyang leaned shoulder to shoulder, smiling brightly and making a scissor hand gesture: "Happy couple!"

Hongli hid behind Hei Yang, blocked her body, and stretched out her arms beside Hei Yang: "Four-handed Overlord!"

The red glass spear pointed at Hei Yang, who raised his sword against the spear: "Tacit agreement to fight!"

Hong Li ran to Hei Yang, and when she was about to make a move, she exclaimed, but Hei Yang grabbed her waist and lifted her up. She smiled and put her head next to Hei Yang's face: "Lift the glass to the level of your eyebrows!"

"Wait a minute, you're changing idioms randomly."

"Why are there so many things!"

Hongli Heiyang looked at the camera with dead fish eyes: "Salted fish and lazy dog!"

Hei Yang Hongli turned around, leaving behind two silhouettes: "Buy an orange!"

Heiyang Hongli held hands, put her left foot against the right corner, leaned in the opposite direction, and relied on the other party to maintain stability: "Balance of the two forces!"

"Let's take a difficult shot!"

"I'm just stumbling towards you!"

Heiyang Hongli ran opposite each other, running in both directions. When they were about to touch each other, they jumped up suddenly and opened their arms towards the opponent: "Running in both directions!"

"boom!"

"Ah!"*2

The two of them knocked their heads together: "Two idiots..."

"Use your arms to show your heart?"

"Hey, isn't it a little silly?"

"Anyway, only our family can see it."

"Do you think that if Xiao Huo sees it, will it affect the tall and glorious image of her parents in her heart?"

"Do you think we have this strange image?"

"Yes, that girl is cumming..."

Hei Yang Hongli chuckled and showed a funny expression at the same time: "Don't miss it!"

Hei Yang Hongli opened her arms and hugged the other person: "Throw yourself into my arms! Wait, what are you doing? Uh...uh!"

"Click"