How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hongli said quietly: "Be careful one day there will be a sack under the ice lake in the water department..."

Xingyun: "..."

"Okay, okay, there's nothing interesting about this kind of thing. It's not interesting at all."

Hongli spread her hands and looked like someone who had come before: "How can you be as relaxed and romantic as you imagined after getting married?

Marriage means the end of romance, and the beginning of daily chores such as food, rice, oil, salt, vinegar, children's house bills, etc. This is the normal state of life.

If you can endure it, it will be a very ordinary and warm life. If you cannot endure it, it will be torture. Do you understand? "

"So, don't look at Sister Hongli and I are so happily married now. You are also dreaming about finding your own love right away. That is wrong!"

Hongli spoke earnestly and earnestly, "You have to know that not everyone can find their own Black Sun like me!"

"Ah, that's it..."

Xingyun nodded thoughtfully and asked curiously: "Sister Hongli, are you worried about food, rice, oil and salt now?"

"No, we were almost hungry this morning. The roof was broken and it took Heiyang a long time to repair it."

Hong Li looked pitiful.

"And me, my clothes are worn out and I don't want to buy new ones. I can only make ends meet by digging out my old clothes. Just imagine!"

"how come!"

Xingyun was shocked: "How long has it been, and Sister Hongli, you have fallen to this point?"

"Yes, yes, this is the horror of marriage!"

Hongli nodded with certainty.

Xiaoyun, don't blame me for my white lies. When you grow up, you will know that I am doing it for you so that you can concentrate on your cultivation! I'm so gentle, I cried to death!

Besides, what Hong Li said was right. What she said was not all what really happened. It was just that she abbreviated some of it and changed it slightly!

"That was absolutely terrifying!"

Xingyun looked frightened and whispered: "Sister Hongli, why don't you just leave? I was so happy before..."

"Bold and unruly!"

Hongli's eyelids twitched and she quickly shook her head from side to side. Seeing that Hei Yang suddenly appeared without her, she took a deep breath and gritted her teeth and whispered: "Sister, you want me to die!

If my husband suddenly passed by and heard me talking to you about divorce, I would really die! "

"Brother Heiyang is actually that kind of person!"

Xingyun looked shocked. She turned around and was about to go out: "Sister Hongli, don't be afraid. I will send reinforcements to help you escape from the clutches of the devil, and then..."

"Stop, stop! Please don't!"

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched and she gave in: "Okay, okay, I did some artistic processing just now, I admit it.

Now I am not living a miserable life at all, I am even extremely happy. I don’t know anything about daily necessities.

I love Hei Yang so much, and Hei Yang loves me so much. We lived happily.

So please don’t disturb our peaceful life, please! "

"Sister Hongli, if you are going to be threatened, just blink your eyes."

Hongli: "..."

"Sister Hongli, if you are threatened, cough twice!"

Hongli: "..."

"Wow, okay, Sister Hongli, you lied to me again!"

"Ahem, hahaha, just kidding, just kidding, but..."

Hong Li smiled awkwardly, but still stretched out a finger to emphasize: "But one thing I said is still true.

You have to keep it in mind, that is, be careful in love. To be precise, use your brain more in interpersonal communication and don't be deceived so easily, you know?

I'm afraid that if I say something strict, I'll appear too domineering.

He said it too loosely and you couldn't listen.

I have no choice but to use this method to make your memory more profound. "

Hongli sighed and turned to Xingyun: "It's only because I care about you that I would ask you this question again and again. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't bother to deal with it."

"Oh okay……"

Xingyun nodded, keeping Hongli's words in mind.

However, the two didn't have much time to chat, because Xingyun's afternoon practice schedule was almost up to date.

She needed to get to the secret room ten minutes early, then quickly get into the mood, and after an afternoon of hard practice, she would go back to the house to pick up Gaga and have dinner together.

After dinner, she went to bed. She continued to stay up late to practice. She went to bed at four o'clock and got up at six o'clock to start a new day of struggle.

Although Hongli called Xingyun's plan one of the top ten tortures in the travel world.

But she also had to admit that people who can make their own schedules and make demands on time are really fierce. They are so awesome!

Hongli hung up the Xingyun communication and dialed Yao Qingkong.

"Hello? Stewardess Qing, I want to discuss something with you, ah? You are still in the Yaowang Sect, so excuse me for disturbing you. I have to hang up...

Hey, why do you like to inquire about this kind of thing so much? It’s not like you’ve never been married. Why are you asking me?

Nonsense, of course, they are already getting married and having a bridal chamber.

It feels like, ah, it did hurt a little at first, but it’s not worth mentioning, I’m Hongli, hahaha!

Nonsense, don’t make any malicious assumptions about me, I wasn’t scared to the point of crying!

Be careful, I will let the shadow send you a lawyer, be careful, I will let the shadow beat you!

Um? Your due date is next month, okay, congratulations!

Okay, okay, if you are still here in Wuse City then, our family will definitely visit you.

I? If you ask me, I don’t know. Our family doesn’t have such a plan.

The fatherly and motherly love between the two of us can only be given to Xiaohuo. If there is one more person, we will be afraid of conflicts. Well, that's it, hang up. "

"Well, I'm not in the Five Elements Sect..."

Hongli thought for a while and dialed the communication again.

"Crooked? Sister Jin Xiu? Ah, yes, I am Hongli!

ha? What do you mean by not going to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing? Do I, Hongli, have to come to you if something happens?

You look down on our friendship too much! "

"Okay, okay, tell me if you have anything to say."

Jin Xiu wiped the knife in his hand and replied, "Just tell me, and I'll do whatever I can."

"Happy! I'm just waiting for your words! Listen to me..."

"Ah, I'm a little full from eating..."

Hei Yang drank the last milk in one gulp, patted his belly, and instantly used his spiritual power to decompose most of the food into energy.

"Well, I'm sorry. It's my fault that I couldn't let you digest it with dignity. I will definitely not buy so much next time."

Hei Yang muttered in a low voice and tidied up the table and the things on the bedside.

He put away the bottle of dragon bone wine that was mostly drunk by "I don't know who, but Hei Yang doesn't know" and walked out of the house.

The first time Hei Yang walked out of the house, he saw Hong Li squatting in the corner and gesticulating something, and he couldn't help but have a question mark on his head.

"Xiaoli, what are you doing?"

"Ah. Nothing to do, just a little experiment..."

Hong Li stood up, smiled, jumped up and jumped towards Hei Yang, who caught him firmly and held him in his arms.

Hei Yang hugged her and sat together on the sofa by the window. He slowly put it down and went straight to the topic: "About the matter of ascension, how do you think we should treat it?"

"Well, I think my cultivation level is still high, but..."

Hong Li paused and rubbed the center of her brows: "Why do I feel like there are so many great principles that are being drilled into my head, trying to improve my strength..."

"Ah? Do you have one too?"

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment. He thought this was a normal phenomenon after the breakthrough.

The two opened the rescue device, opened the specific progress bar, and then fell into a sluggish state.

[Your contract partner (Heiyang/Hongli) has received the favor of the gold-level world, and is receiving the laws of the great avenue and has been synchronized. 】

[Your contract partner (Heiyang/Hongli) has obtained gold-level spiritual affinity, is receiving the world's spiritual energy, and has been synchronized. 】

[The Traveling World has marked the contract partner as an outstanding cultivator in the world and is conducting a talent training plan...]

Hei Yang Hongli: "???"

"Hey, hey, hey, what does this mean, what does it mean!"

Hongli's eyes widened and she looked at Heiyang with a question mark, who was equally confused.

"Well, the travel world is playing tricks on us so that we can be kicked out early to protect it?"

Hei Yang carefully guessed: "Does it think we are worthy of training in this world?"

"Huh? That means..."

Hongli tilted her head, thinking of the books she read: "We have that halo of protagonists on our heads now?

He just can't die no matter what. Going out to pick up trash is full of magical weapons. Even raising a guard dog has the blood of a hidden demon? "

"It feels like..."

Hei Yang nodded and said metaphorically: "For example, when playing games, people who increase blood, resist injuries, and steal heads will follow the most powerful daddy everywhere, hoping to be led by others. "

"What the hell is this person who steals people's heads?"

"It's just me who is not talented at all."

"Climb, the Black Sun Dog Thief doesn't deserve to win!"

"Ahem, I made a mistake. You're trying to steal someone's head. I'm just trying to make up for the damage. Do you understand?"

"hehe."

Hong Li rolled her eyes and said speechlessly: "What should we do now? Are we two the kind of protagonists who can take the world away?"

"Don't be ridiculous, if there is a world that needs two lazy dogs to lead the world, then this world is almost gone."

"It's true. We only reached Nascent Soul at the age of eighteen. There must be people who are better than us."

"That's right, we just stopped several plots of powerful outside invaders, and saved thousands of people in a small way."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

“How can we convince the world that we are trash?”

Hei Yang suddenly felt his uncle crawling all over his body, and a creepy feeling arose in his heart: "No, it can't be done, it can't be done in the brain, the law, the avenue, don't come in again!"

"You have a little bit of this..."

Hong Li rolled her eyes, spread her hands and said, "Come on, I thought you were so cruel.

Isn't it just telling us about the rotation of laws? As long as I don't use my brain to understand and understand, and don't mobilize my spiritual power to absorb and digest, what can it do to me? "

"Waiwai, you are just waiting for a slow death..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "Even if you suppress it like this, sooner or later, your realm will be pushed up."

"What should we do?"

Hongli spread her hands helplessly: "This is the only way I can think of."

"I say, we should give up our illusions and prepare to fight!"

Hei Yang clenched his fists and looked up at the sky: "Since we have to face it sooner or later, why not take the time to find a solution? This is the key!"

"Ah, okay, let me take a look at Miss Hongli's recent schedule..."