How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Cool type, when will there be more new settings..."

"Don't worry, I just asked, wouldn't it be nice to have a wife who can keep adding settings?

Today she is a legal lolita, tomorrow she is a cute green plum or something..."

Hong Li clapped her fingers and said: "Or maybe she is an obedient and cute charming little wife, but in fact she is a high-ranking Queen at home, and the little servant Hei Yang is being trained like crazy..."

"Don't add settings yet, just add the meat that needs to be added to the body first."

"What the hell!?!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth and punched Hei Yang, and said fiercely: "I'm angry!"

"Ha ha……"

Hei Yang smiled and raised one hand and surrendered: "Okay, okay, I surrender. I was wrong. My Queen, please don't be angry, okay?"

"Hey, your attitude is not sincere at all."

Hongli curled her lips and ended the topic.

"But then again..."

Hong Li stretched out her little head curiously and looked at the red soup that Hei Yang was stirring in the pot. She couldn't help but ask: "What are you doing? It's so scary. Did Grandma Meng pass it on to you before she left?" "

"Ah, deal with it. This is what Grandma Meng taught me. I'm going to make this pot of soup and force-feed it to you to brainwash you into my shape."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "How about it, are you scared?"

"Hey, when did I stop being in your shape?"

Hong Li snorted and said disdainfully: "Having been brainwashed into your shape, would I be afraid of such a thing?"

"Awesome, as long as you give it for free, no one can beat you, right..."

"Hahahaha, you know you're scared, right?"

Hongli laughed three times: "If you're afraid, just come over and lick Her Lady Queen's feet..."

"I heard."

Hei Yang said quietly.

"Ahem, then, what's wrong..."

Hongli's face turned slightly red and she looked away.

"You can't even dream about it, right?!"

"Tsk tsk..."

Hei Yang shook his head with disdain.

"Just you? A useless snack that begs for mercy in seconds?"

"Wow, who are you scolding?"

Hong Li's eyes widened, her hands on her hips, and she warned: "Believe it or not, I will stuff my feet into your mouth while you are sleeping!"

"..."

Hei Yang paused, covered his face with one hand, and said speechlessly: "What kind of monster are you? Are you so vicious..."

"Hahaha, you must be scared!"

Hongli was proud again, don't worry about why, just be proud and that's it.

"Afraid or not afraid."

Hei Yang shook his head and said nothing more.

"ha?"

Hongli's eyes widened: "What do you mean, you don't want to give me face, right? Just now you said I was vicious, but now I'm not afraid anymore, so I wasn't scolded in vain!"

"Yes, your thinking is very clear, you are a smart girl."

Hei Yang nodded and said casually: "It's very simple. Since you want to trick me while I'm sleeping, then I have to make you have no time to sleep."

"Uh-huh...?"

Hong Li's expression froze, her eyes turned into beady eyes, and the corner of her mouth twitched: "That kind of thing is not good, hehehe, Heiyang, don't do that kind of thing that hurts your body, I will feel bad..."

"Hehehe..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, pointed to the pot, and asked: "I remember that you are also a master of alchemy. See for yourself what I am doing?"

"uh-huh?"

Hong Li frowned, her knowledge reserves that had been sealed for a long time were opened, and she kept searching for the appearance of the red soup in front of her.

"Tip, added sunflower..."

Hei Yang said casually.

"Hmm... sunflower..."

Hong Li tilted her head and continued to recall the memory until it was fixed on a certain place and her eyes widened.

"Ah, this can't happen..."

"From the tone of your voice, I should have found the correct answer."

Hei Yang continued to stir the pot clockwise and said casually: "Now you don't have to worry about Hei Yang hurting your body, right?"

"What the hell are you doing, what the hell am I doing, what the hell are you doing, what the hell do I do..."

Hongli's eyelids were twitching wildly, and she cried sincerely and lowered her head: "Brother Heiyang, it's okay if I'm wrong, wuwuwu, please accept your magical powers!"

"Yeah."

Hei Yang smiled and said, "Kowtow to me."

"Climb, climb, climb!"

Hongli knocked her elbow on Hei Yang's head and said fiercely: "It's loud, Brother Hei Yang, if it's not enough, I'll do it again!"

"hehe……"

Hei Yang stretched out, took out the big spoon, took a big pot lid from the side, covered the pot tightly, turned to look at Hong Li next to him, stared at the dead fish eyes and said quietly: "You want to fight? Right, dead girl?”

"Aba, Aba, I don't understand, I don't understand what Hei Yang is talking about!"

"..."

Seeing Hong Li's frightened look, a row of black lines crossed Hei Yang's head.

She's both playful and fun-loving, cowardly and able to pretend, this girl really deserves a beating...

But who would let this be his wife? Just pamper her.

Hei Yang sighed, reached out and touched Hong Li's head, and explained: "Stop thinking nonsense, I just lied to you. This thing is not for me, it is for some heartless guy..."

"Uh, you mean..."

Hong Li blinked and looked at Hei Yang.

"That guy from Malaysia..."

Hei Yang patted the soil on the chair, sat down with Hong Li in his arms, and sighed: "In order to prevent it from dying young in two or three years, I have to find a way to patch it up, otherwise, tsk tsk, So let’s just say that things that are easily addictive will generally harm people..."

"Then, what should I do if you become addicted to I Love Black Sun?"

"Just wait and be harmed by me."

"oh……"

Hong Li rolled her eyes, stretched out in Hei Yang's arms, and said quietly: "Stop compiling those famous aphorisms with general prefixes. Tell me what's going on, please tell me quickly. I'm curious."

"What else could be going on? This soup is usually made to compensate for that kind of situation. I just adjusted the dosage ratio of the medicinal ingredients based on the other party's physical data. It's not a big problem..."

Hei Yang spread his hands and complained: "Don't do the porcelain work without diamonds. Without Hei Yang's good body, how dare he do it!"

"whispering sound……"

"What?"

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and said angrily: "Isn't Hei Yang strong?"

"Ah, just be strong and strong."

"Perfunctory."

"Ah! My husband! Your strong body, ugh, hahaha, I can't go on, hahaha..."

"Hey, it's too rude to laugh."

Hei Yang sighed, looked at the cauldron, and said casually: "As you know, this thing should normally be made with an alchemy furnace, but we didn't even bring the alchemy furnace in the basement, so I asked my third uncle to borrow it. I got a big pot and cleaned it.

Fortunately, I brought a lot of materials, and most of them are common ones. Coupled with my superb skills, I can use this thing to achieve the effect of an alchemy furnace..."

"Ha, that's too modest."

Hongli said leisurely: "The effect of the alchemy furnace has been achieved? It is beyond the effect of the alchemy furnace!"

"really!"

Hei Yang chuckled and nodded in agreement.

"Look at Xiaoli, you're not happy with my modesty."

"Ha, only I can belittle you, okay, who allows you to belittle yourself?"

Hong Li snorted softly and looked at the cauldron with some doubts.

"Speaking of which, how many pots are you making? I haven't used a large pot much, so I have no experience at all. How many pills can this produce?"

"About two thousand pills..."

Hei Yang said casually: "Not much, after all, I put in so many materials."

"Huh?"

Hong Li tilted her head and said with some uncertainty: "If I remember correctly, a furnace usually produces ten pills, right?

Can the output be increased so much by using a big pot?

One point of material is used as two hundred parts? Hei Yang, are you a little outrageous? "

"Ha, who told you about the ingredients I used per serving? What I threw was about two hundred servings, so I estimated around two thousand..."

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and said with a funny smile: "Really speaking, after the pot is boiled, this thing probably won't be in the shape of a pill, and can only be cut into small pieces. After all, If you are not a serious alchemy furnace, you can only do it this way.”

"Well, a small piece, a small piece..."

Hong Li raised her head in confusion and asked curiously: "What shape is that? What does it look like specifically?"

"Are you one hundred thousand whys?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "Sitting on the chair, guarding the pot, holding you. I know you are my wife, but you don't know it, as if I am educating my daughter..."

"Ha, it's not that it's not that..."

Hongli sneered and begged, "Just tell me!"

"A block is a block..."

Hei Yang shook his head and said unhappily: "Oh, my, it's my first time too. If you ask me, who should I ask?

How could I know what the finished product will look like before it's finished? Then if I don't make the answers to the paper, it will fill in the answers on its own, right? "

"But there will always be someone who answers the question correctly, right?"

Hong Li stretched out a finger, poked Hei Yang's cheek, and begged: "Actually, I already have a rough idea in my head from your description, but I'm just not sure.

So think about it quickly, and then let’s see if what we think is similar and test the tacit understanding between husband and wife. "

"What's the point of testing this?"

Hei Yang curled his lips and gave an example: "Egg custard, the kind cut with a spoon."

"Oh ho!"

Hong Li suddenly realized.

"Got it, got it, awesome!"

"Look, tacit understanding is worth full marks, right?"