How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hong Li: "???"

"Here."

Hei Yang spread his hands and said quietly: "The evil is hidden."

"Ah this..."

Hongli covered her face with one hand and suddenly thought of something.

"By the way, I remember that there was no notification sound when I couldn't get through. When was this added?"

"Who knows how many strange functions Elder Huole has secretly updated every day as he talks about benefiting the people."

Hei Yang complained and paused.

"But when you say that, I always feel that the prompt sound is a bit familiar..."

"Jin Xiu's voice."

Hongli curled her lips.

"I recognized it as soon as I heard it."

"Ah, this seems to be true."

Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Li.

"So what's next, how to deal with it? He didn't even answer the communication, so he just brought it on himself."

"hiss……"

Hong Li frowned in thought and suddenly stretched out a finger.

"I think we should discuss the fall of the Five Elements Sect. For example, Elder Huo Le couldn't receive communications because he was locked in the dungeon, and Jin Xiu had to record this audio because they were scratching his soles!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang chuckled: "You might as well imagine it again. For example, Jin Xiu was also a victim on the surface, but actually surrendered and rebelled. The evidence is that the recording was too calm, and it didn't look like he was forced to say it.

After we rescued her, she first joined our adventure team, and then suddenly turned against her and put us in a desperate situation. "

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Hongli shook her head decisively this time and said: "I know Jin Xiu a little bit, but she is not that kind of person.

You can tell by looking at her way of cultivation that the white tiger with the golden movement is the main killer, she would rather break than bend, she is extremely tough. "

"That's it."

Hei Yang nodded.

"Hey, Xiaoli, my fists are pretty strong too. It just so happens that you haven't left yet. Let's do it again?"

Hongli: "..."

"Good husband, I was wrong!"

Hongli gave in decisively.

"Please don't hurt your lovely little wife."

"That's pretty much it."

Hei Yang sighed and reminded: "Think about it, if the Five Elements Sect really fell, how could you still succeed in ordering the food you just ordered?"

"broken!!!"

Hong Li exclaimed.

"The food is poisonous! It just so happened that the two of us didn't eat it. It's so poisonous, so the next step is to save them..."

"Snapped!"

"ah!!!"

……………………

Hei Yang took a deep breath, his face rosy.

“My mood is smooth again!”

"Woooooooo..."

Hong Li's face was also rosy, and she said sadly: "Gou Heiyang, I want to break off our relationship with you for three minutes. Don't talk to me for the next three minutes!"

"Three minutes is too long, my Li."

Hei Yang said faintly: "Don't be impatient. Look, even though it was me who did it, who caused all this and turned our husband and wife against each other?

Think about it, we should unite with the outside world, right? "

"Well……"

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, this shit seemed to make sense.

In other words, the culprit of everything: "Fire! Joy! Growth! Aging!"

……………

"Hiss~~"

Huo Le suddenly shuddered and muttered in a low voice: "It's strange, why is it so cold suddenly? Is it really going to be winter..."

Chapter 389 Those who don’t know pain cannot understand true peace!

"Well, even if you are in the Nascent Soul stage, you still won't accept old age. I always feel chilly behind my back..."

Huo Le shivered. He had just returned to the sect and had not yet had time to enter the secret realm of the Fire Department's small world, but he should be back home and the Fire Department would not be cold!

Huo Le flew to the secret realm of the Fire Department, took a deep breath, took out the Elder Token, lightly tapped the barrier in front of him, and returned to the Fire Department easily.

Suddenly, a wave of heat hit the ground, making Huo Le squint his eyes comfortably.

Although the temperature in the fire department is not so high that it is unbearable, it is just like a normal summer.

But compared with the cold wind outside at the top of the Five Elements Mountain, it must be too warm here.

Everything was red as far as the eye could see. Except for the Fire Department disciples, everyone else would become agitated if they kept looking at this color, and they might be driven crazy for a long time.

This is also the reason why they require those registered disciples to enter the Qi training period before they can come up.

Because if they are not in the Qi training period, even if they are allowed in, they will not be able to withstand this environment and will soon fail and quit. It is better not to suffer this fate.

Don't talk about tempering one's will, tempering one's will is something that people are only qualified to do after they reach the Qi training stage. To "train" without joining Taoism is pure injustice.

It’s equivalent to: Ah, I don’t open a parachute when skydiving, and I don’t tie a rope when bungee jumping. I want to challenge my weaknesses.

If this is really the case, then I can’t say...

The fire department is like this. It is hot and can easily make people anxious. You need to learn to control your anger.

Except for a small island in the water area, the rest is completely water. The buildings have water shelters, and people have to learn to avoid water. If that doesn't work, you have to know how to swim!

There are no houses in Mube, only trees and flowers. If you want to live in a house, you have to build a matchbox or a treehouse.

If it really doesn't work, no one will say anything to you if you put some firewood on a branch and build a nest.

The Earth Department is underground, and if you want to go out, you have to learn Earth Escape, or raise the Earth Department spirit beast, just like the Fire Department's little flamingo flying down the mountain.

As for Jinbu, uh, the spiritual energy there makes your throat cough, no, no, it’s because you inhale too much metallic spiritual energy during daily practice. If it’s not handled well, it may damage the meridians.

If you think about it this way, the five elements of the Five Elements Sect are better than the fire department. The flat land, spacious houses, and air without toxins are what allowed Hongli to persist for so long.

If the Five Elements Department had thrown Hongli over, she thought that even if she wasn't driven crazy, she would still have to hug Hei Yang and cry loudly after seeing him.

But if she went to another department, she wouldn't even be able to save Hei Yang!

After so long, Hongli still feels scared every time she thinks about that time, and then she subconsciously hugs Hei Yang next to her. That time was so scary!

How to say it, thank you Xiaohuo, thank you to the Ministry of Fire, thank you to the Five Elements Sect, thank you to Five Colors City, thank your parents, thank you to Travel World, thank you to fate...

Always be grateful for life and cherish what is hard-earned now.

That's why Heiyang Hongli decided not to waste these days, but to use them to calmly experience and enjoy the beauty of the world...

Let's go back to Elder Huole. Returning to the familiar place of the sect, he couldn't help but smile with relief when he heard the familiar chatter and laughter of the sect disciples not far away from time to time.

Xiaoyang Xiaoli and the others are right in saying that a good family is not as good as a thousand good things.

Hey, the Five Elements Sect is his home!

Returning to the hut at home, closing the door, Huo Le lay down on the bed peacefully, put his hands on his chest, closed his eyes and rested.

"..."

Drops of sweat dripped from Huo Le's forehead.

Beads of sweat streaked across his cheeks and wet his beard.

"Dong dong dong"

The heart beats rapidly and the blood flows faster.

Huo Le opened his eyes suddenly, revealing bloodshot eyes.

He jumped to the corner of the house and looked around with a wary expression.

Ever since he shivered outside and felt the cold, he felt like he was being watched by something unclean.

He hurriedly and calmly ran home, pretending to be calm, and made two big circles around the fire department, running to a place with many people, running to a place with few people, and running to his own home.

I just pretended to be dead when I got home, but the feeling of being watched not only didn't disappear, but intensified.

"what??!"

Elder Huole's voice was calm with a little trembling. He shouted to the empty house with a serious face: "Come out, I see you, no need to hide!"

"..."

"Still so stubborn?!"

Huo Le's eyes widened and he shouted angrily.

"I, Huo Le, am not unworthy of my reputation. If you have the ability, let's go out and have a three or two round!"

Huo Le stretched his fingers quietly into his pocket. As long as he pressed the emergency call, his senior brothers and sisters would come over, trick the other party into showing up, and use righteous group beatings on him!

"..."

The plan died before it even started.

Huo Le felt a cold wind blowing by, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became a little strange.

The flickering lights and the cool breeze blowing by his ears seemed like someone was fanning him with a fan!

Wait!

Huo Le frowned, as if something was wrong. He slowly turned his head and saw a dark thing holding his fan and constantly beating him through the air.

There is also a black shadow sitting there over the Lingshi light switch. I press the button to turn off the light and turn it on...

"You guys..."

Huo Le frowned more and more tightly, until the two black shadows turned into human shapes, revealing the familiar face of Hei Yang Hongli.

Hei Yang held a fan in his hand to fan him, and Hong Li pressed the button with her fingers at an insane speed. The two of them looked at Elder Huo Le expressionlessly and grinned: "Hee!!!"

Huo Le: "???"

Huo Le: "!!!"

Huo Le: "..."

"Xiaoyang Xiaoli! I knew it was you!"

Elder Huo Le's forehead had veins popping out, and he pointed at the two people transformed into demons with a defiant expression, accusing: "From the time you were outside the mountain gate, to the time you followed me, what exactly do you want to do!"

"What else can..."

Hei Yang curled his lips and said, "I'm just scaring you."

"Oh, you knew it was us a long time ago, right? It was an afterthought..."

Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes and said quietly: "You have to know that we can still be so scared?"