How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Who, who was frightened like this, what happened!"

Huo Le coughed twice, turned his head away, straightened his hair and beard, and then looked at Hei Yang Hongli with an angry look on his face.

"Xiaoyang Xiaoli, you guys have gone too far. If you scare an old man like this, won't you feel a pang of conscience?"

"hehe……"

Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes and said quietly: "As the saying goes, if you don't do anything bad, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door."

"Then take a guess."

Hei Yang chuckled and said, "Why don't I kiss and hug Xiaoli at home and come to you when I have nothing to do?"

"Ah this..."

Elder Huo Le's expression froze, he looked at Hei Yang cautiously, and asked tentatively: "Do you want to kiss me, hug me, and hold me high?"

Hei Yang blinked and smiled slightly.

"Elder Huole, go to hell! Banish banish!!!"

"Hei Yang, calm down, you are committing murder!!!"

Huo Le: "..."

Hongli struggled to hold Hei Yang back, and coaxed Hei Yang nicely for a long time.

"Okay, okay, be good, be good, don't be angry, don't be afraid anymore, Hei Yang is so good, Hei Yang is good..."

Hei Yang rubbed his eyebrows, walked to the side and faced the wall, banging his head against the wall.

"Xiao Li, I can't survive. I've been psychologically traumatized. Elder Huo Le is so, so disgusting..."

"Ah, Hey Yang, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I will seek justice for you right now."

Hong Li patted Hei Yang on the back distressedly, turned to look at Elder Huo Le with an angry look, stretched out her hand to roll up the sleeves made of black mist, and asked fiercely: "Hey! Elder Huo Le, what are your intentions! Doing such a gesture will destroy my Heiyang Taoist heart!"

"Ah this..."

Elder Huo Le looked away guiltily and muttered in a low voice: "Isn't this what I want to do to ease the tense atmosphere just now?"

"Huh? Hei Yang has been relieved of his mental disorder by you!"

Hongli took a deep breath, pulled Hei Yang aside, stretched out her hand like a knife, closed one eye and gestured: "Well, part of Hei Yang's consciousness, and the consciousness of the demon shadow.

As long as the terror in Hei Yang's consciousness is transferred to the demon shadow, it should be fine..."

"call!"

Taking a deep breath, Hong Li's eyes flashed, her demonic heart activated, and she slashed hard at Hei Yang with her knife.

"Look at me, Xiaoli's sacred cut to save her husband!"

"Uh-huh!"

The black mist that made up the black sun was suddenly split into two halves, and then separated and gathered together. One part returned to its original black sun shape, but the color was slightly lighter.

The other part turned into a black mist, which was the self-operating instinctive consciousness body of the magical power of the demonic shadow.

"Well……"

Hei Yang shook his head and looked around with a confused expression. He looked at Hong Li and couldn't help but ask, "What happened, Xiao Li? Did I seem to be distracted just now?"

"Ah, hahaha, nothing happened!"

Hong Li hugged Hei Yang with a smile on her face and comforted her: "You accidentally fell into a coma due to hypoglycemia just now. I kissed you and you woke up."

"God is so hypoglycemic, don't just use the words I say all day long without learning them!"

As expected, Hei Yang's attention was diverted, but when he looked at a group of black figures that were constantly hitting the wall, a question mark appeared above his head.

"Uh, how come the demon shadow was separated from this body?"

Hei Yang looked down at his misty hands, which had become a little lighter in color, and then at the demonic figure hitting the wall, with a string of question marks popping up on his head.

"Also, what happened to the Phantom? Is the system malfunctioning?

Let me just say that automatic control is definitely not as smart as manual control. Over time, problems will always occur..."

"Come on, how old are you still controlling traditional demon shadows?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes, grabbed one of Hei Yang's arms, pulled it, and reminded: "Okay, okay, leave him alone, just let him hit the wall for a while!"

Anyway, Demon Shadow was originally responsible for absorbing garbage emotions, and now it happens to be his job!

Hong Li thought this in her heart, and the little guilt she felt towards the little demon disappeared instantly.

Hei Yang is Moying's master. She helps Moying take care of her master's worries. The other party should thank her.

However, Moying is a fool and smart, so he probably won't be grateful for anything, so she just forgives him a lot.

(Moying: Fools are not human beings. Fools deserve to be bullied by you!)

"Oh, I'm sorry, you really are not human."

Hong Li looked up at the words in the brackets and said with an unhappy look on her face: "Also, who are you, and you dare to complain in a foreign voice? Believe it or not, I will let Hei Yang reinvent you right now!"

Demon Shadow: "..."

"Well……"

Hei Yang still looked at his own demonic shadow hesitantly, wanting to reach out and fuse it back into his body.

“I always feel that something is wrong, not always, but definitely!

Xiaoli, you must have done something to me just now, cut off part of my consciousness, right? "

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and deduce the general situation. After all, he is an experienced expert in erasing the opponent's memory with a red glass sap behind his back. This method is quite familiar.

"Let me see what consciousness you have given me..."

Hei Yang said that he was going to recall the demonic shadow.

"Don't!!!"

Hongli stopped Hei Yang, grabbed Hei Yang's arms with both hands and pressed them down, and said with a serious face: "You will regret it if you fuse, I am doing this for your own good!"

"Fuck, what parent quotations..."

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes, curled his lips and said, "But I'm very curious, Xiaoli."

"Ha, curiosity kills Yang, do you think why I gave you that piece of consciousness?"

When Hong Li said this, her eyes suddenly became dangerous, she grabbed Hei Yang's collar and said viciously: "Could it be that you doubt that there is anything in the memory of my separation that I am sorry for you?

Okay, you Heiyang, it turns out you miss me like this, you can’t live this life! "

"Ah, no, no, of course not! Xiaoli, why do you think so!"

Black Yang's expression changed, and he waved his hands in panic, turning his head and spitting a few mouthfuls of mist at the demonic figure.

"Bah, what the hell, I don't care about it at all, I don't care about it at all!"

Hei Yang snorted softly and said firmly: "What Xiaoli separated is definitely evil, hateful, dirty, dirty, indescribable, indescribable, and the evil thoughts of all living beings!"

Hei Yang reached out and grabbed Hong Li's hands, looked at the confused opponent affectionately, and said deeply: "Thanks to you, Xiao Li, for saving me from fire and water, for saving the building from falling, and for pulling me out of darkness. Come out, you are the light that illuminates the fog in my life!”

"Ah this..."

Hong Li turned her head away and Mi Zhi shyly whispered: "Actually, it's not as good as you said, hehe..."

"Xiao Li!"

"Black Sun!"

Heiyang Hongli and Hongli hugged each other and were moved: "It's so great to have you here!"

While looking at the dumbfounded Huo Le: "..."

The demon shadow was spat on twice without doing anything: "..."

Although, although the devil's mind and supernatural powers are designed to deal with evil thoughts, this pain is too heavy!

The demon hit the wall harder.

"Okay, the misunderstanding is resolved."

Heiyang Hongli turned to look at Elder Huole.

"I haven't forgotten what we came here for!"

Hei Yang snorted softly and raised his head to point at Elder Huo Le.

"It's your turn next, Elder Huole!"

"Hmph, I advise you to tell the truth!"

Hongli threatened: "Otherwise, don't blame us for punishing you!"

"Ah this..."

Huo Le saw that Hei Yang Hongli had finally put the matter aside, raised his hands in surrender, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I surrender.

What exactly do you want, uh, I can probably guess it..."

Huo Le was stunned for a moment, looked at Hei Yang Hongli with a guilty conscience, and whispered in a low voice: "You didn't hide the matter of the fragmented world from Xiaoyun because of me, so you came here!"

"Ha, you really know, you just pretend to be confused because you understand, right?"

"Ha! Elder Huo Le is really a master at pretending to be confused!"

Hei Yang Hongli's eyes sharpened, and she shouted angrily: "Be honest!"

"Okay, okay, that's all I said, it'll hurt..."

Book Title: I Entered the Path of Immortality through the Taoist Scriptures

Recommended words: One talisman can rule the world, so what does it mean to curse you?

No.3ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ(；一_一)

"Oh, there's nothing I can do about it!"

Huo Le sighed and asked Hei Yang Hongli to sit down. He also found a seat and sat on it, sighing with a sad look on his face.

"Say one thousand, say ten thousand. Aren't I afraid that something will happen to Xiaoyun?"

Huo Le stretched out a finger and said solemnly: "Think about it, this time it comes from the secret world outside the travel world, who knows what terrifying things will be inside!

What if something happens to this? If Xiaoyun folds in, how will I survive? "

Elder Huole said with a sad look on his face: "Hongli! Hongling! Hei Xiaohuo! Now Xiaoyun is the only seedling left, we can't do this anymore!"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang Hongli revealed her half-moon eyes.

"I remember the last time Xiaoyun came to our house to play, she ran out while elder you were seriously ill and comatose in bed, unable to stop her.

Why have you changed your temper now? Instead of hiding her in the sect, send her directly to us, right? "

"Hey, isn't this situation different? This time, that time, it was one situation at the beginning, and now it is another situation!"

Elder Huo Le said with a look of helplessness: "Don't think it's because I refused to let go and protected Xiaoyun so well that I harmed her or something like that. I have already reflected on this and changed it after what happened to Xiaoli last time!"

"ah?"

Hong Li raised her eyebrows: "So? Where is the improvement?

I was not allowed to go to the sea area before, and Xiaoyun was not allowed to go to the fragmented secret realm this time. Is there any difference?

Don’t you know you were wrong and will do it again next time? You think you are me and Hei Yang! "

"No, no, there are still differences!"

Huo Le brought up a stack of paper from under the table and explained: "Since last time, I have carefully studied the strength of the disciples in the sect and the distribution of comprehensive ability ladders, and made a relatively complete chart.

In this way, I have a new reason to stop Xiaoyun, ah no, I mean so that I have a standard enough judgment to evaluate whether I have done something wrong! "

Huo Le spread out the top piece of paper, which showed a classic hexagon statistical comparison chart.

"Look, the six areas above are realm, magical power, character, survival ability, combat ability, and exploration experience.

There are six evaluations in total. The first is realm. This time, the minimum requirement is the foundation stage. Xiaoyun has indeed passed the test, and she is also very good in terms of magical powers.