How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 98 This is the anti-fraud assistant. Be wary of fraud, starting from you and me!

"Uncle Xiaochen drank a little too much today."

Hong Butian closed the door and muttered: "I was brought back by Aunt Yuying as if I was dead. How much did I drink...

Well, I must have heard some happy news, for example, Xiaoli has made great progress in the Five Elements Sect. "

After a pause, Hong Butian sighed: "Five Elements Sect, I will definitely not miss it next year!"

"The Five Elements Sect is nothing!"

An unconvinced voice came from the ring on Hong Butian's hand: "Isn't my Medicine King Sect better than his Five Elements Sect?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hong Butian casually took off the ring and threw it out the window!

"Hoo! What are you doing!"

The ring screamed in surprise, and a stream of air pulled it back again, and it was put on Hong Buyian's finger: "You kid are crazy!"

"You don't need to tell me whether I'm crazy or not."

Hong Butian lay down in the medicinal bathtub and said casually: "In comparison, I think it is more outrageous that a ring can talk and it keeps pestering me."

"How many times have I told you that I am the last great elder of the Medicine King Sect. I am not a ring. I just turned into a remnant soul and resided in it due to an accident. And by chance, your kid got it!"

"Ouch."

Hong Butian took off the ring again and threw it away: "It's none of my business."

"Hey! You kid is so angry!"

The ring spun around and wrapped around Hong Butian: "Back then, I was only one step away from being promoted to the Nascent Soul, and I was also the Great Elder of the Medicine King Sect. How could I be treated like this by you!"

"Aha, how do you want me to treat you?"

Hong Butian rolled his eyes: "As an ancestor?"

"It's not impossible."

"Go ahead and dream."

"Hey! You kid, don't you know what an opportunity is in front of you?!"

The Great Elder roared angrily: "You help me recover my physical body, and I will be responsible for training you to become a master. When I recover and return to the Medicine King Sect, you will be my direct disciple, and you will have a high status!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hong Butian stretched out: "A few years ago, my sister Xiaoli also told me that she was the reincarnation of the empress. As long as I invited her and Xiaoyang to have a meal to regain their strength, she would promote me to be the minister of Conglong.

You must have learned this routine from other children, only a fool would believe it! "

"Then did you treat me to dinner?"

"Please."

"Then aren't you a fool?!"

"You are a fool. My sister and brother ask me for money to eat. Shouldn't I, as the brother, give them to them?"

"Then I'll call you brother. Do you believe that I'm okay this time? Please, I've been trapped in this ring for I don't know how many years!"

"Let's not talk about how a dignified elder can be so shameless like you. Why do you insist on pestering me?"

Hong Butian asked curiously: "Can't you use someone else to cheat?"

"I told you I'm not a liar!"

The ring roared angrily: "The range of my activities is already limited. If that weasel hadn't brought me into the city, I would still be buried in the ravine. Do you know how painful it is?"

If you can regain your freedom, how much is face worth?

In this five-color city, you have the best talent. If I don't look for you, who will I look for? "

After a pause, Ring added: "Of course, the boy and the girl don't count. Those two children are too impulsive and cruel, which is not in line with my temperament."

"I think you don't have the confidence to deceive Xiaoli Xiaoyang and the others. After all, even the weasel was killed by them."

Hong Butian stepped out of the basin and wiped himself: "And you also said that you don't even want to lose face. How much is your promise worth?

How do I know that you are not lying to me? Maybe you want to seize my body or something?

You said, I will definitely be able to go to the Five Elements Sect next year, so why should I ignore the bright road and choose your dark road with an unknown future? "

"I……"

Ring was speechless for a moment: "I am the Great Elder..."

"It doesn't matter if you are the leader."

Hong Butian put on his loose pajamas and said casually: "It's just a broken ring now."

"Why can't you just trust me for once!"

"A few months ago, there was also an old man who said he was from the Yaowang Sect."

Hong Butian lay on the bed and looked up at the ceiling: "I said there was an opportunity waiting for me, and then I opened my eyes and lay down on the bed."

"He cut your waist?"

"That's not true, it's just that all my cultivation is gone, and it will take a whole year to recover."

"No wonder your talent is so good but your strength is so low..."

The ring murmured, and suddenly a voice said: "For a whole year, it was because his method was not good. I will give you a method that will not only speed up your recovery, but also make you break and then catch up!"

I know the methods of Yaowang Sect best, this is a professional counterpart, okay! "

"don't want."

Hong Butian closed his eyes: "Now that I hear the words Yaowang Zong, I always think it is some kind of fraud group, so you'd better save your worries."

"Just give it a try, you won't suffer any loss anyway!"

"No, that's what liars say."

"I'm not a liar!"

"Liars would say the same thing."

"What the hell..."

"The liar was furious."

"..."

"Okay, shut up, I'm going to sleep."

"You don't even know what you're missing!"

"Ah, yes, yes, I succeeded in anti-fraud again."

"..."

…

"Gugu, gugu!"

A snow-capped mountain pigeon flies leisurely in the sky, and from time to time it makes a cry that I don’t know who it is, but it’s not the author: “Coo, coo, coo, coo.”

Not far away, Hongli and Xiaohuo quietly revealed their little heads, their faces full of seriousness.

"see it?"

"I saw it."

"Three o'clock."

"Xiao Huo shouts for mom to come on."

"Well said!"

Hongli suddenly made a sinister stab in the back and suddenly appeared behind Fei Ge in the snow mountain. He fired a spear, opened the storage bag, and stuffed it!

"pia"

Perfect landing, clean and tidy!

"Oh ho ho!"

Hongli couldn't help but laugh like a villain: "Successfully captured the first one!"

"Wow, mommy is great!"

Xiao Huo cheered: "If we keep going like this, we will be able to complete the target soon!"

"That's not true."

Hongli yawned: "That move is not something you can use casually. I just wanted to get a good start and gain some confidence, so I made the move decisively."

But then again, the state of this pigeon is outrageous...

Race: Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon

Realm: Eighth level of body training

"So, he is worthy of being a guy who can survive in this kind of environment..."

Hongli sighed: "If you don't cheat, it will probably be difficult to catch you."

"Mother, mother, there, there, pigeon!"

"Um?"

Hong Li turned her head suddenly and her pupils shrank: "The second one! And it's so big! It must be very filling!"

"Gu?"

The snow-capped mountain pigeon was leisurely devouring the wind and snow. Suddenly it frowned and felt that something was wrong. It turned its head and was so frightened that it felt like it was dead!

A disheveled human was charging towards it with a gun: "That big pigeon! Wake up! Take your life!"

"Gu! Gu! Gu!"

The snow-capped pigeon flapped its wings violently, and a terrifying air current rolled up the blizzard and hit Hongli: "Gu Gu!"

"Ah!!!!"

Hongli suddenly braked and probed for flying pigeons in the snowy mountains.

Race: Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon

Realm: Fourth level of Qi refining!

"Ah? Pigeon, ace pigeon!"

"Mom, it seems angry."

"Nonsense, this is not..."

"Goo!"

I saw the huge snow-capped mountain flying pigeon fluttering its wings and rushing towards Hongli and Xiaohuo wrapped in the blizzard!

That human, take your life!

"Grass!"

Hong Li turned around, grabbed Xiao Huo and ran away: "The wind is tight and pulling!"

"You, you wait!"

Hongli put down her cruel words: "I will definitely come back!"

"Mom, run quickly, come on!"

"Running away, running away!"

"Cuckoo!"

"Mom, it told us not to run!"

"Idiots don't want to run away, but you are a crane and it is a dove, so you shouldn't be able to understand what it says, right?"

Hong Li said rigorously: "They all seem to have wings, but they shouldn't be able to understand each other's language!"

"Wow, it's hard for me to understand that you humans from different regions can speak the same language!"