The old man was in trouble.

Gan Yu now feels like a whole person? A whole sheep? Well, it took her a while to realize that she was half a unicorn.

She finally used the thousand years of non-stop work in Liyue Harbor to force herself to forget the black history of her childhood.

But now, the big mouth of Master Liuyun Jiefeng has made such a fuss, and everyone in the continent knows about it. How many years will it take for this history to be forgotten?

No, before that, it is more likely that some bored people will record the black history of her, the Seven Star Secretary, and make it a formal history. Then it will not be forgotten in a thousand years, and it may even live as long as the sky.

After all, there are all kinds of birds in this forest. Teyvat is so big, and there are so many people in the seven kingdoms. It is not surprising that there are some fun people or guys with special ideas. Maybe they are bored and wrote down Ganyu's things.

Thinking of this, Ganyu felt tired.

[Ganyu: I, I apply for a few days off. ]

[Ningguang: Ahem, well, have a good rest, Miss Ganyu. ]

[Ningguang: As for work, I will let Baiwen and the others take over... Well, it should be okay. ]

Baiwen and the other three straightened their chests. The trio who had not been hit by the cruel reality still believed that they could do the job of the Seven Star Secretary.

[Keqing: I understand you, you have worked hard. ]

[Yanfei: Senior, have a good rest. ]

[Xianyun: That's right, Ganyu, this kid, it's time to ask for a leave. She is usually too busy to come back to the mountains to see us. ]

[Xianyun: It just so happens that Guizhong and Fanan have become heroes now, Ganyu, you should come back to take a look. ]

[Fanan: Well, I, I think that Ganyu should not have asked for leave for this reason. ]

[Guizhong: Pfft, cough cough, hahahahaha, after so many years, Liuyun, you have become much more humorous. ]

[Xianyun: (puffing up his chest and raising his neck) That's right, I'm different from before, now I'm very good at chatting! ]

Ganyu's eyes are about to die.

But she can cry later, because it is obvious that this famous scene of "the chatty Zhenjun" has not ended yet.

After talking about Ganyu's role, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun then talked about the incident when Ganyu rolled down the mountain when she was a child.

"···Ganyu was fat at that time. How fat was he? When he followed me up the mountain, if he lost his footing, he would roll down to the foot of the mountain..."

In the video, Liuyunjiefeng Zhenjun didn't stop talking. The screen also gave a close-up of Ganyu's body, letting everyone know that if he had good nutrition when he was young, he would have a nice body when he grew up. Some parts of his body were a little round.

Beside Ganyu's body, there was a simple Ganyu cartoon figure, which kept repeating the scene of rolling down the mountain.

Obviously, even if his own master had been patient to this extent, Ganyu couldn't stand it anymore, and interrupted Liuyunjiefeng Zhenjun's story in a very stiff tone.

"Liuyunjiefeng Zhenjun!"

"···Hu, forget it, it's almost time for [cultivation], I'll go first."

[Xingqiu: I seem to see the shadows of my parents during the Lantern Festival when relatives gathered. ]

[Chongyun: (still terrified) Indeed, the feeling is exactly the same. ]

[Yunjin: So that's how it is. Even immortals will behave the same way when "parents" show off their children's childhood black history to others. ]

[Keqing:... So during the Lantern Festival, I prefer to stay in the General Affairs Department to work. ]

[Jiaming:... Alas (sigh). ]

This part where Master Liuyun Jiefeng tells a story obviously resonates with many boys and girls in Liyue Harbor, and even children in other countries who have been "destroyed" by their parents, evoking the childhood shadows hidden in their hearts.

After Ganyu slipped away, the next famous scene is called [One and Two Are Like This].

Seeing this title, Shen He, who was still silently sympathizing with his senior sister in his heart, felt a jolt in his heart and immediately had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, in the picture, the two poultry-like Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun continued to speak even though their eldest disciple Ganyu ran away and looked at the well-behaved Shenhe next to them:

"Speaking of which, this immortal remembers many interesting things about her childhood..."

But Shenhe was much more decisive than Ganyu and did not wait for his master to continue.

, interrupted immediately.

"That's not necessary."

The disciple's lack of respect obviously made Master Liuyun Jiefeng a little unhappy, and he snorted coldly.

"Really? Humph, one or two are like this."

[Master Xueyue Zhuyang: I think... Liuyun should look for the reason from himself. ]

[Master Lishui Dieshan: Hush, do you want to go to Liuyun's place for dinner next time and get turned away? ]

[Master Liuyun Jiefeng: Humph, two old guys. ]

[Shenhe: Huh, not bad. ]

[Ganyu: Woo, I wish I was so decisive. ]

[Ying: What is this called? This is called hesitation will lead to failure, decisiveness will... ]

[Alice: I remember the next sentence is decisiveness will lead to defeat, Shenhe seems to have the aura of a loser. 】

Gan Yu was very envious of her junior sister's decisiveness. Unlike her, she hesitated for a moment. Now, the whole continent knows her dark history when she was a child.

The next famous scene is [It's more painful to see him make money than to lose money].

The title of this famous scene made many Liyue merchants who saw it nodded subconsciously in agreement.

Of course, after reacting, these people immediately looked around with guilt, and found that no one noticed their actions just now, so they breathed a sigh of relief.

No matter how they gossip about competitors behind their backs, or how they stab each other, merchants should still value harmony on the surface and make money in harmony.

In the picture, Gan Yu and her friends appeared again, and the location was at the dock commercial street, which is the very familiar Wanyou shop where the emperor personally bought flowers.

——This Wanyou shop is now a popular shop in Liyue Port. After all, the place where the emperor personally bought flowers is definitely not wrong.

Seeing this title and seeing the rival's shop in the video, Dongsheng, the owner of Rongfa Shop in Chihuyan, Liyue Harbor, had a bad feeling.

"You know so much about the business of [Rongfa Shop]?"

Damn, it's really like that!

Dongsheng was roaring.

Ganyu patiently guided Bolai, the owner of Wanyou Shop, to tell him what he knew about the rival.

I don't know if Bolai saw through Ganyu's strategy. When he heard this question, he didn't hesitate at all and just said it all at once.

"Of course! I hate every business of theirs! It's more painful to see that kid making money than to lose money myself!"

I don't know if Bolai gritted his teeth, but Dongsheng in reality was furious.

[Paimon: Hiss, the commercial competition in Liyue Harbor is also terrible. Fortunately, the traveler and I didn't get involved in this business. ]

[Ningguang: Haha, as the saying goes, the business world is like a battlefield, this is normal. ]

[Dolly: Huhuhuhu, this is normal! ]

[Yelan: Although Liyue abides by the contract, there are still many bad merchants here. ]

[Yanfei: Alas, under the influence of interests, even if there is a contract with the emperor, there will always be disputes. ]

[Keqing: So this requires us to manage strictly and not relax at all. ]

[Ganyu: Well, I should take advantage of the conflict between the two families and collect evidence separately, right? ]

Otherwise, how can you say that you know yourself best? Ganyu only watched a few words in the video and guessed the general situation. After all, over the years, Ganyu has used similar methods more than once to deal with these illegal vendors.

As for the other person who did not show up in the video, Dongsheng, the owner of Rongfa Shop.

At this time, he had already skillfully packed up his shop, hung up a sign that said it was closed for today, and then he rolled up his sleeves and ran towards the North Pier with a fierce look.

The pace of this video is still very fast. In reality, Dongsheng has not yet packed up the shop, and the video has already entered the next famous scene [Ganyu? Sister! ? ]

Everyone was stunned when they saw this name, and the first thing they subconsciously thought of was actually a cute junior like Yaoyao.

After all, generally speaking, if someone calls Ganyu, a half-immortal who looks like an ignorant girl, sister, normal people would think that it is a cute loli and fairy junior like Yaoyao.

However, the person who appeared on the screen surprised many people.

An old man with a big beard and a not-so-young age walked towards Ganyu and the others with a look of surprise, and said as he walked:

"Isn't this... Sister Ganyu?"

Because it is a real-game screen, there are subtitles below while speaking, and everyone knows that this old man is called Tianshu.

Tianshu? Tianshu? !

"Hahaha... I didn't expect to see you here. I remember you were very busy."

Although now

Everyone knows that Ganyu is a half-immortal, an antique who is at least a thousand years old, but people are visual creatures, and looking at such a confused girl, they don’t feel it is real.

So when they saw an old man with half of his body buried in the ground calling Ganyu, such a beautiful girl, "Sister Ganyu", everyone’s first thought was the same as Paimon, exclaiming:

"This, this old man is calling [Sister Ganyu]!"

The traveler next to him also followed suit and chose the option [Sister Ganyu! ] .

Ganyu has seen a lot in the past thousand years, and she immediately noticed the traveler's little thoughts and turned her head away speechlessly.

"Ah... please don't take the opportunity..."

[Uncle Tian: Hahaha, I didn't expect that in this video, there is a chance for me, an old man, to appear. ]

[Paimon: Although I know Ganyu is very old——]

[Ganyu: Ahem. ]

[Ying: Paimon, as long as you look like a girl, you will always be a girl, don't tell such big truths. ]

[Kong: To be honest, it may not be appropriate for you to call her Sister Ganyu. ]

[Yanfei: Maybe Senior Ganyu will call her Sister Ying instead. ]

[Zhongli: Indeed. ]

[Uncle Tian: Oh, I've been used to calling her that since I was a child, and I will never change my way of speaking in this lifetime. ]

[Yelan: Old man, when will you step down and let me take the position of Tianshu Star? ]

[Uncle Tian: Ahem, it's almost time, it's almost time... And we still have to follow the formal procedures for the position of Tianshu Star. ]

[Yelan: I'm just teasing you. If you really want me to take the position, I don't want to take it. ]

[Uncle Tian: Haha, I have someone I like too. ]

Although this person was prepared to be poisoned before.

However, after the screen came down, he immediately cut off the contact with the Fatui that had just started for various reasons.

After all, this guy is also afraid of what to do if this screen exposes what he will do in the future.

Now that he has cut off, he can still use the reason that he did not have time to do the bad things in the future in reality, and the sentence will be lighter, or even at most he will be excluded from the promotion list, and there will be no other punishment.

If he continues to conceal it with a fluke mentality, he may be exposed by this screen one day, and then he will be completely finished.

In reality, Uncle Tian still doesn’t know that the young man he is optimistic about has a big problem, and the video on the screen is still continuing.

The next famous scene is called [The bigger the cover, the worse the big devil Dudu], and everyone is confused by this name.

The bigger the cover... Is it the cover we understand?

Hiss, this, is this a video that can be watched in public?

And the big devil Dudu... When did this big devil Dudu appear in Teyvat?

It was not until the audience saw the cute little Klee and Ying appearing on the screen that everyone was relieved with a "ah".

It turned out to be the cute little Klee. That's all right.

They haven't forgotten the sponsor of Duduko in a certain issue of "Mond News".

Presumably, this big devil Duduko is closely related to Klee's good friend Duduko.

Standing in front of a blue barrier, Klee said to Ying very seriously:

"No, he must be there!"

"The bigger the shield, the worse the big devil Duduko is!"

[Alice:... Tsk, this video better not reveal the surprise I prepared. ]

[Klee: Surprise? ]

[Alice: Ah, nothing, mom is talking to herself. ]

[Klee: But the big devil Duduko... is he related to Duduko? ]

[Alice: Yes, yes, yes, very much. ]

[Paimon: Although I want to say something, I won't say it in order not to become a flying roast chicken. ]

[Ying: Then let's talk about the issue of the shield. ]

[Ying: Ladies and Gentlemen, I think that Walnut and Funina are both saints. Who has any objections? ]

[Zhongli: Indeed. ]

[Walnut: Traveler, the meal is ready. You can come to bed. ]

[Funina: Tsk, my beauty has been recognized by all the people of Fontaine! ]

[Navia: But it's just beauty and acting skills... As for the issue of front armor, hehe~, I can proudly call myself a person who surpasses the gods (chest up). ]

[Claurinde: Lady Funina, don't worry about these, rest assured that I have me (chest up). ]

[Servant: Haha, interesting little cake (chest up). ]

[Shadow: Surpassing the gods (chest up)? ]

[Funina: ······· (both eyes are dull)]

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