The game was a big success, but the game was not easy.

Throughout the game, almost every country in the seven countries of Teyvat had some people.

The countries that have already released maps at the current progress of the game have the most people. Even the Winter Solstice, which has not officially debuted, can have an executive officer appear. Only one country has no sense of participation at all, and the game experience is extremely poor.

[Fire Dragon King: Oh, this is not fun. You won't take us to play in the whole Teyvat, right? ]

[Dainsleb: ... Theoretically, it didn't take Kanria to play. ]

[Asmodeus: She didn't take Sky Island to play either. ]

[Sky: ? ? ? ! ! ! ]

It seemed like a strange guy flashed by in the discussion area, making Sora and a few other guys who were just idling around tense up.

But now the discussion area was speaking too fast, and before Sora could see clearly, they had already moved on to the next topic.

[Alice: Oh, Klee! My baby girl! You were fucked by that damn yellow-haired guy... woohoo. ]

[Klee: Hmm? Mom, Klee is here~ (Klee is puzzled). ]

[Alice: Alas, it's not fun if no one cooperates with me (Klee is arrogant). ]

[Ying: The key is that you have used this set too many times (Klee is speechless). ]

[Alice: Why don't I ask where you learned your flying knife skills (Klee despises)? ]

[Qin: No, you two, can you stop using emoticons (Barbara smiles)? ]

[Barbara: ······]

[Paimon: There is an old saying in Liyue, which is that only the governor is allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps. Hmm. ]

[Barbara: But Ying's flying knife is so powerful. It feels like more than half of the enemies killed by Ying in this game were knocked down by flying knives. ]

[Ying: Well, I would like to call her the flying knife fairy. ]

[Xiawolei: I was too naive. I actually fought with the traveler honestly. I should have thrown the gun at the traveler's face at that time. ]

[Amber: Wuwuwu, Ying, when you saw me, you didn't even hesitate, and directly stabbed me... When I met you a week ago, I received you very friendly. This makes me too sad. ]

[Ying: Hehehe, there is no family affection or friendship in the game. These are all to be sacrificed. Accept this cruel world and feel the pain. Only in this way can you become stronger, Amber. ]

[Paimon: This guy won a championship in the video, and he became weird. ]

[Kong: I have something to do... Never mind, it's useless to have something to do. Anyway, Sky Island is now pressed by the screen, and I can't find any trouble. ]

[Asmodeus: ······]

[Kong: Ying is like this, she shines with a little sunshine and floods with a little flood. You will get used to it in the future. ]

[Barbara: I was also harvested by a knife, and the traveler didn't hesitate at all. ]

[Xianyun: No, you have to know that if the traveler hesitates, she will not be the one who laughs last. ]

[Lady: You can't be careless when facing this nun. ]

[Xianyun: I agree. ]

[Shenhe: Master really cares about her. ]

Ying, who won the championship, has a victory settlement animation at the end.

Ying, who had defeated all the enemies, walked towards the camera with the domineering attitude of a real man. Behind her, the Wind Slime Skyhook System, which had been hung with a rope, docked accurately with the transport plane flying by.

Ying, who was a real man, did not look back. He flew into the sky in a flash and completed the deployment and recovery steps.

In the final ED, Ying, holding a weapon, stood in the center of the screen with a smile, and the huge No. 1 signified her strength.

At this point, the video ended.

[Ganyu:... I have a question, where did I go in the end? ]

[Ying: Maybe I fell outside the poison circle. ]

[Alice: After all, it is a fifty-player chicken game, and it is impossible to give everyone's perspective. ]

[Nashida: Fifty people... In the discussion area, the four-star and five-star users, added together, seem to be only about fifty people. ]

[Yae Shenzi: It seems that the creator of this video put all the so-called self-machine characters in the game during the video production period. ]

[Ying: This victory screen is pretty good, it restores almost one tenth of my essence. ]

[Paimon: Ah, how can there be such a shameless guy in the world. ]

[Yanfei: I'm used to it (trying to pull away the traveler who is hugging her). ]

[Xiangling: No, no, no, it's not good to get used to it, right? ]

[Keqing: Traveler

Traveler... didn't you say you were coming over to eat beef offal? ]

[Ying:... Oh, no, I, I forgot, I'll go now! ]

When Ying ran to Keqing's beef offal shop to eat beef offal, he didn't forget to pull Yan Fei, who he had just caught, with him.

Of course, due to her closeness to the Traveler, Yan Fei didn't resist much.

When the two were running in the streets and alleys of Liyue Port, the problem of this video was finally brought up by the system.

[Question: As the only high-star user who did not participate in this chicken-eating competition in the video, the respected emergency food Paimon referee, what is his "real" combat power in Teyvat in the most official and accurate statement? ]

[A. Three squirrels]

[B. A Yoyo sea otter]

[C. Two mandarin tigers]

[D. One-tenth of a yak pack animal]

[E. A large golden treasure-stealing weasel]

[F. One-fifth of a wild forest boar]

[G. Eight pigeons]

[System: This question is of low difficulty. The answer method is to answer quickly. Any star-level user can answer the question. The countdown starts now, 5, 4...]

Many viewers were dumbfounded when they saw this question.

No, man, do you think this question is of low difficulty?

This question is probably even for the person involved. I guess there is no particularly accurate answer, right?

[Seno: First of all, C can be ruled out. ]

[Cole: It is also difficult for me to imagine a scene where Paimon can confront two mandarin tigers. ]

[Funina: A Yoyo sea otter is also a bit... Wait, it seems that if it is in the water, Paimon may not be able to beat a Yoyo sea otter. ]

[Paimon: Hey! ]

[Albedo: Well, I vaguely remember that Paimon seemed to have teased her own fighting power in the discussion area before. ]

[Ying: Don't take it seriously. Paimon likes to brag a lot on weekdays. She definitely exaggerated her fighting power at that time. ]

[Xianyun: I remember that Paimon claimed that she could be compared with half a wild boar? ]

[Xiangling: Indeed, wild boars are actually quite dangerous. Some owners of the Eye of God can even be defeated by wild boars if they are not careful. ]

[Amber: Paimon does not seem to have the fighting power of half a wild boar...]

[Paimon: Humph, that's because you haven't seen my true ability yet! ]

Everyone looked at the aggressive little guy in the discussion area in silence.

Well, it's not a problem. This little guy was really bragging before.

But since Mr. Screen thinks that the difficulty of this question is low, it means that someone in the discussion area must know the real answer.

In other words...

[Ying: Paimon (pull his cheeks), stop it, answering the question wrong will not only reduce the reward level, but also be punished. You should know your real combat power, hurry up and tell me. ]

[Nasida: Actually, I used the void simulation to calculate Paimon's current combat power, but, um, let Paimon tell me. ]

[Paimon: Well, don't pull my cheeks, I'll tell you. ]

[Paimon: Ahem, well, I'm still growing up, so it's understandable that I'm a little weak now, but no matter what, I think I still have one-fifth of the strength of a wild forest boar. ]

[Albedo: Well, this is also very good. Generally, children of Paimon's size rarely have one-fifth of the strength of a wild forest boar. ]

[Alice: Exclude my baby daughter. ]

[Wendy: Oh, exclude little Diona. ]

[Baizhu: My Qiqi has been collecting herbs in the wild for many years, and she is also capable of self-protection. ]

[Aping: Hehe, Yaoyao has inherited our true teachings. ]

[Shinri Ayaka: Hehe, Zaoyou can also be independent. ]

[Buyer: I don’t need to say anything about this. ]

[Leosli: Although the head nurse’s position in Melo Petersburg is to save lives and heal the wounded, sometimes the patients are very irritable and need to be suppressed first. ]

[Paimeng: Ah, I understand, no need to say more, I will continue to work hard. ]

[Ying: Haha, okay, okay, I will protect little Paimeng. ]

[System: The answer is correct. 】

Looking at the screen impatiently, without even saying what the reward was, he turned on the live broadcast of the award ceremony. In the screen, the little Paimon, who was pouting, crossing his arms, and deliberately turning his face away in anger, did not have time to put away his little expression. For a moment, the whole Teyvat was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

Although Ying actually cares about those suggestive statements in the question, such as the "real" in the real combat power, this can't help but make people think more.

After all, Paimon, this little guy, actually has many doubts. Ying is not a fool. He has seen the maintenance of justice at the beginning.

As a friend, after watching so many videos and meeting Dainsleb, how could she not care about Paimon's appearance and clothes?

But the same thing still applies. After such a long time together, Ying can at least be sure that Paimon is indeed her best partner now.

That's enough.

No matter how big the knife was in the end of the original game.

But with Mr. Screen here, I believe there will be no real regrets.

[System: Reward the distinguished five-star user white high-intelligence floating assistant unit - Paimon, special ability God's Mouth. ]

[Paimon: God's Mouth? ]

[Seno: White high-intelligence floating assistant unit? Who is so talented? ]

[Ying: Uh, I have a bad feeling. ]

[Shinoin Heizo: Hey, you don't say it, I also happen to have a bad feeling. ]

[System: Special ability, Paimon's God's Mouth, originally a teasing phrase used by Inazuma's four-star user, Shikanoin Heizo, to tease Paimon, originally meant——]

[System: "After all, it's my first time seeing the God's Mouth, I'm very interested... The God's Mouth is an external vocal organ. I heard that she doesn't like to talk much, so you who talk a lot are her God's Mouth, right?"]

[Ying: Phew, I can understand it. After all, if the protagonist's words in the game are all dubbed, the cost will be high.]

[Paimon: Ah, that's too much!]

[Shikanoin Heizo: Phew, cough cough, this, uh, sorry.]

Shikanoin Heizo, who was doing restorative exercises with his childhood friend, looked at the sentence given by the system, well, it was confirmed, that was what he could say.

After all, sometimes, he does like to tease people.

It's his occupational disease.

[System: After this screen visualizes the concept, Paimon's God's Mouth is specifically manifested as, every day, there are three opportunities to randomly realize the directional positive feedback language that Paimon casually said. ]

[System: The specific restrictions are that this directional positive feedback language will not be realized in a way that you don't want to see, and it will not realize things that are too abstract or beyond the scope of ability. The specific usage method, please let the winner Paimon explore it in the future. ]

Seeing the specific description of this reward given by the system, the whole of Teyvat was silent for at least three seconds.

Even the knowledgeable Zhongli Laodeng or the oldest dragon king Apep were silent for a while.

This reward is really too mysterious and worth complaining about.

[Tinari: A low-difficulty question, and finally rewarding a conceptual ability, is this reasonable? ]

[Alice: This screen's preference for the traveler and Paimon is already naked and disdainful to hide. 】

【Yae Shenzi: He has never hidden it, right? 】

Think about the sweet flower-stuffed chicken, the fully broken and refined Sky Blade, and the gourmet wallpaper that appeared a few days ago. Well, it is true that the screen has never tried to hide its preference for the Traveler and Paimon.

So far, there are a total of 34 videos and 34 rewards. The Traveler and Paimon have received four. Is there any reason for this?

In the entire discussion area, only Funina can compare, right?

But Funina's situation is also different. The screen is indeed unambiguous in giving Funina rewards, all of which are for people's unspeakable secrets.

But in terms of teasing Funina, the screen is also unambiguous.

But in general, so far, the screen has been here for seven days, and everyone has seen that the screen's favorites are Ying, Paimon, and Funina, and more or less one Nashida can be counted.

But the God of Wisdom could reason out his attitude towards Nashida. It might be because of the extraordinary feat of "Wipe Out All Teyvat Memory" in the original game plot. The attitude of the screen, or the existence behind the screen, was very subtle.

It was like she liked it very much at first, but now, although she still likes it very much, it feels like there is an old groove stuck in her throat and she feels uncomfortable. There is a gap.

For this, Nashida could only express regret. To be honest, if she could, she didn't want to forget her precious memories. After all, in Xumi, memory is the most precious power.

But who let the screenwriters do such a big thing, and there was really no other way to break the situation in Xumi in the original plot.

For a while, the atmosphere in the entire discussion area became complicated. In such an atmosphere, the last video of the day was finally moved out by the screen.

[System: Now play the last video of the day——]

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