Human Scum Reincarnated in Dragon Ball

"Is anyone there?!"

"Hello???"

"HELLOOOOOOOO?"

"Why is there no one here?! Come out or I'll fucking kill you?!"

"I mean, I swear I won't hurt you!"

Chopsy shouted for what felt like hours. He felt like he was on the brink of insanity. Well he already was, even before he had died.

And then- a booming voice came out of nowhere!

"WHO ARE YOU?!"

"Your father! Who the hell are you?!"

"INSOLENT! I am what you mortals call, God!"

"Yeah and I'm Buddha! Come here so I can whoop your ass!"

"Ah.. I'm sorry! I was just trying to act like a cool God y' know? Since that's how ya'll lower beings think of me n' stuff?"

"Huh?! I've been waiting for hours. Let me go to hell already!"

"Really?! I'm sorry! Seems that yer one of them lost souls or whatever! We jus' throw them into heaven. Got no time for them."

"The fuck is a lost soul?!"

"Oh, like one of them y' know? Them souls that just slip out of the cycle of life and death. Like you."

"So, I'm going to heaven? But I want to go to hell?"

"Nah, since you seem like a cool guy, I'll let you live."

"No. I'm letting you live! Idiot! Stupid!"

"Man. You're so cool! I'll call ya brother from now on, you're the only one who ain't scared of me."

"I don't need no brother! Just throw me somewhere already!"

"Alright, brother! Yer going to the Dragon Ball Multiverse! See ya!"

"Okay, whatev-"

Chopsy, unofficial brother of God, was cut off when he suddenly felt like he had a body again! Before, he was just 'floating', without a physical body. But now, he definitely had some sort of body, just that he couldn't really move.

And then- a sudden flood of memories rose to the top of his mind. They were basically locked there, so he probably couldn't forget these memories?

Chopsy then remembered everything about Dragon Ball! All the things that would happen in the Dragon Ball manga and anime!

Slowly, these memories integrated fully into his mind. Chopsy didn't really care though, because all this time he was concentrating on this goddamn tube in his mouth. It felt so uncomfortable! And so-

Around 7 months of choking on a tube later...

Chopsy felt pressure, everywhere. He felt like he was being... pushed out? Of something. Chopsy then remembered about being reincarnated, and laughed in realisation. He was going to dominate everything in this world! In his previous world, he didn't have the power or ability to be able to beat guns, tanks or missiles.

But in the Dragon Ball world... he could go beyond just using guns and knives! He could reach absurd levels of raw strength, he could explode planets and shatter stars! Except, that was a long way away...

Anyway! After he got pushed out, he opened his eyes! And the fuck was this! His eyes couldn't even focus! He looked at the nurse who held him in his arms.

'Nasty! I don't want a 70 year old grandma! Where's my 20 year old hot nurse?!' He thought.

And then the old nurse announced dazedly, "It's a boy. And he's really beautiful!"

He was handed over to who he supposed his mother was. Yes!!! He had finally got his hot woman! It wasn't a nurse, but that's fine. A beauty is a beauty.

And then his mother weakly whispered, "My cute baby! You look just like me!"

Chopsy then waited to be handed over to his father. And after waiting for a few minutes, he had realised. His father was a craphead! Or maybe he just ran away? Well it didn't matter.

"I'm going to name you... Chopsy!" His mother said excitedly.

'The hell? The same name? I wondered why my parents named me Chopsy! And now you?!' He thought.

And so-

Eight months later: Age 755, November 20th

Chopsy was crawling around his room. It had baby blue-painted walls and a bunch of toys scattered everywhere. Chopsy was able to fully talk and fully walk, but he didn't show it yet. He could barely be bothered to stand anyway. He'd rather just lay down for the whole day.

He was now 8 months old. He was around 3/4 of a meter tall. And he was pretty chubby. But that would go away as he grew older and did exercise anyway so it didn't really matter. Oh, and apart from that, ohohoh! He looked handsome! Well, he looked more cute than handsome since he was still a baby. Anyway.

He checked the mirror at one point while looking for his mother's panties in her room. He didn't end up finding any since they were on the bed and he still wasn't strong enough to grab onto it and lift himself up. But! He did find a little mirror thing on the floor. He placed it flat and looked into the mirror.

And woah! He had lightly tanned skin. It wasn't a pale white but it wasn't brown either. And his hair was two colours! The left half was a 'shiny' silver and the right half was completely black. And his eyes matched his hair! His left eye was a dark black, the colour of his hair. And his right eye was a shiny silver, also like his hair! Not to mention that his 'junior brother' down there, was quite long. Well, maybe a bit too long for an 8 month old baby.

He had perfect looks for seducing whichever women he wanted! He was going to use them to his advantage! The only problem though was that older people liked to dote on cute children. And it was annoying! He would just slap them if they were men but if they were women. Hehehe. He would obviously take some advantages. Yeah, the only problem though was that he hadn't really seen a girl apart from his mother or older sister.

Speaking of his older sister, she just walked into the room! She had long black hair that goes down to her waist, with black eyes, similar to his. She was quite adorable. Not to Chopsy though. To him, she was prey, something to devour! But he was too small for now. Maybe in a few years. His sister was only 4 years old anyway.

"Chopsy! Let's play!" She said.

Chopsy just scowled and then looked behind her. She had forgotten to close the door! Chopsy slowly went over to her and nudged her leg. She moved out of the way, not knowing what happened.

Chopsy evilly grinned when she did move. He looked out of the door! He was freeeee! Finally! He had been waiting for like an hour!

Chopsy crawled as fast as he could, falling over and rolling multiple times, he quickly crawled all the way to the stairs. He gulped when he saw how far it went. It wasn't that he was scared, it was that he would probably get caught if he tried going down, he was too slow. After a few seconds of contemplating, he suddenly heard his sister shout,

"Chopsyyyy! Don't run, I just want to play drawing!"

Chopsy's eyes widened as he crawled down the stairs as fast as he could. After around 10 seconds, he wiped a sweatdrop off of his forehead. Whoo! He did it!

He made the first step! Now for the rest of the 12 steps! Around two minutes later, he finally reached the bottom! But due to his concentration, he didn't realise that his sister had gone to call his mother. After a few seconds of thinking why his sister wasn't chasing him anymore. He realised where she had gone.

He smirked as he looked around and slowly stood up, he walked to the table and grabbed that little lamp thing with red liquid on it, he poured it out on the floor and put the lamp back. He crawled back up the stairs. Another two minutes later, he was back in his room, playing with his blocks. And then he heard a voice scream, "AHHHH! MY BABY!!"

He quietly chuckled at how his mother thought he had died. His mother probably couldn't think straight and wonder about where the body was if he had really died.

A second later, his mother came rushing into his room. She had black hair and black eyes like his sister. Except she had a much more mature figure and face since she was older.

Her eyes widened, tears flowing out, as she bear hugged Chopsy, nearly squishing him to death. Chopsy squirmed around until he was in a perfect position to see down the cleavage of her bathrobe. 'So she was taking a bath, maybe that's why she took so long to come?' He thought while still ogling at her breasts, his mother not noticing at all.

Chopsy lifted his hands and tapped her breasts, making them bounce around. She looked at him and just smiled, knowing that he probably wanted milk. She shut the door and sat on a chair in the corner of the room. She took her bathrobe off, exposing her vagina and boobs in the open. She grabbed Chopsy and sat him down on her lap.

Chopsy smiled at his mother who smiled back and said while pinching his cheeks, "You're too cute, Chopsy! Here, drink."

Chopsy put his little hands onto his mother's breasts and squished them,

"No touching!" She whispered while slightly blushing and moaning quietly.

'What a lewd mother! I wonder why my father left her? Probably because he doesn't like kids and he made her pregnant with me.' He thought happily.

He carried on squishing them with his hands, his mother thinking that he was just curious. Little did she know...

Chopsy then opened his mouth and started to suck on her nipples. Milk started spraying out everywhere in his mouth. He quickly swallowed it all up, while still squeezing her breasts. His mother was moaning louder now,

"Ngh.. Chopsy..."

'Ahah! Take this! And that!' Chopsy said while using his gums to bite on her nipples, and his tongue to lick around. He got a bit startled when she moaned really loud. She started blushing red like a tomato and said,

"Is that enough..?"

Chopsy just started to suck again in response.