Human Scum Reincarnated in Dragon Ball

Two years later: Age 757, November 20th

"Ow! The hell was that for! You wanna fight?!" Chopsy screamed. He was just about to retaliate when his older sister held him back as she said, "No! Don't do it!"

Chopsy just grunted in annoyance as he said calmly, "Lemme go." Chopsy was getting pissed off by this girl now! She was apparently his cousin! And she was annoying as hell! Every time he started stacking up his blocks to make a penis-shaped skyscraper, she got in his way and knocked it over!

He wanted to smack a bitch today! His cousin was the same age as him, only slightly younger. Chopsy was 2 years and 8 months, while his cousin was 2 years and 6 months.

But who gived a damn! He was definitely going to knock this girl out when nobody was looking. Chopsy then smacked his forehead in realisation as he called out his older sister's name, "Hey, Crystal! Let's play 'Find the toy!'"

"Really?! Ok, you can hide first!"

Chopsy had made this game up to get his sister out of the way whenever he wanted to peek on his mother bathing or just when he was annoyed. The game was basically, hide a toy and then the other person finds it, simple!

Chopsy then said, "Turn around and close your eyes."

He then walked out of the room and threw the block down the stairs and waited outside his door for 10 seconds before walking in and breathing heavily as if he was tired, and then he said, "I hid it.. huff.. I'll give you a clue! It's in mother's room. And it's hidden realllllyyy well!"

"Wow! Okay, thanks for the clue! Hehe!" Crystal naively said before running off to her mother's bedroom.

Chopsy then laughed maniacally as his cousin then said, "What you laughing at?"

Chopsy then suddenly stopped laughing, scaring the little girl. He glared at the girl, while slowly shutting the door and saying, "You bully! I'm gonna knock you out today! If I don't knock you out, my name is gonna be Chopsy forever!"

He slowly walked up to the girl and tried to roll up his sleeves. He then paused and realised he was wearing a short-sleeve shirt. Not at all being embarrassed, he shamelessly rolled up the tiny sleeves he had up to his shoulders.

The girl then whimpered, "W-What are you gonna do to me..?"

"I'm gonna punch you! And kick you! And I'm gonna slam dunk you out of the window!"

"EEK! That sounds scary! Stop it please!"

He ran up to her and grabbed her arm before trying to punch her before realising that he had barely any power in his punch. At most, it would just make her cry a tiny bit, it wouldn't cause any broken bones sadly...

Chopsy then grunted in annoyance before putting on the gentlest smile and saying, "I'm sorry.. I was being controlled by the Dark Wizard! By the way this was all a joke so don't take it seriously, kay?"

"Oh it was a game?! And what's a Bark Pizzard?!"

"A Bark Pizzard isn't a thing. But a Dark Wizard is an evil old pervert who casts magic with his dark wand."

"EE!!! Scary!! You'll save me from the Shark Fizzerd right?"

"No."

The girl then started to cry while saying, "Why?!!!"

Chopsy waited for a few seconds, laughing at her crying, before saying righteously and patting his chest, "I won't save you from the Shark Fizzerd! But I will save you from the Dark Wizard! So when I grow up, will you be my cumdump- I mean my wife?"

"Wife? What's that?"

"No idea! So instead be my cumdump?"

"I don't know what that is either!"

"Really? I'm disappointed..."

"Wait, wait! I know! I remember now! It's like.. umm. I can't tell you right now! Anyway, I'll be your bumpfump!"

"Wow! Thanks a lot, Sapphire... Oh and don't tell anyone about this chat okay? It's a secret between us! Pinky promise?"

"Pinky promise!"

And so, the bond of cumdump and cumdumper was officially formed!

Chopsy was pretty happy and was about to teach her more 'things' but he was interrupted by his Aunt Topaz calling his cousin downstairs to go home. He screamed in his head, 'FUCK! FUCK SHIT! GODDAMN IT! We were just getting to the interesting bits where I could completely ruin her view of the world!'

Chopsy reluctantly told her that she had to go now... he grabbed her hand as he escorted her down the stairs, like the 'gentleman' he was. And then after she had gone, he walked to his mother's room and found his older sister crying on the floor. Something about tripping over and bumping her knee.

Chopsy just shrugged and went to the toilet to get his block. He got the block and put it in his room, closing the door behind him. He just lay down in the middle of his room, thinking of something to do. He didn't really want to train until he was older. Wouldn't that stunt his growth or something?

Well he was pretty flexible so he could just try to jump around the room and stuff. He did that when he was bored. Like trying to jump out the window for example, he did that once, except he was caught by his mother. She always kept it locked after that day. He was pretty disappointed, but well... there were other things to do. Like jumping out of his mother's bedroom's window. Or maybe the window in the upstairs hallway. Or just trying to jump off the stairs.

But they all sounded pretty deadly. So he refrained from doing that until he got too bored. Chopsy had literally nothing to do. He tried to start sensing Ki but he had no idea the hell it actually was. Was it like particles or something in the air? Or was it some kind of 'feeling'?

Well he didn't really care. He was going to run away from home temporarily. He wanted to go outside and run around freely. He had tried to escape multiple times, except he was always caught. And he thought his plans were pretty good too!

Chopsy then just walked around his room as he picked up the blocks and threw them at the wall. "Oh my god... so bored! I want to do something!"

Chopsy then just walked to his door and slammed it open. He slammed it close as he walked out, heading straight towards his mother's bedroom. There he saw Crystal laying on the floor, asleep from crying. He would have felt bad if he actually had a heart. Instead he just snickered and closed the door, locking it behind him.

He walked up to his sister and picked her up slowly and put her on the bed, careful not to wake her up. He then laid down next to her just watching her sleep. He started to poke her face, making her fidget. He did it carefully and routinely so she didn't wake up. He then stopped for a few minutes, letting her go to sleep again.

Chopsy was getting bored and tired so he just turned her around and spooned her. His erect penis rubbing against her immature buttocks. She was a lot taller than him, so it was pretty awkward. He didn't move around, he just liked the feeling of soft things against his crotch, it helped him go to sleep for some reason.

He placed one of his arms on her waist and was just about to fall asleep, when she suddenly started moving, as if having a nightmare. He was going to wake her up and torture her by making her retell the nightmare and saying it was all real. But he'd rather just enjoy the pleasure of a six year old grinding against his cock. He had a surprisingly big one for a 2 nearly 3 year old! It was 4 inches! It sounded quite small but it was quite big for a boy his age.

He slowly took his cock out and rubbed it on her round, soft butt. He lightly rubbed it up and down, feeling the nice sensation. He would rub her breasts but she would probably wake up. So he just pleasured himself on her ass. After a while, he felt like ejaculating so he quickly grabbed a tissue from the tissue box on his mom's desk and ejaculated in it. It turned an 'unusual' colour, so he just threw it out of the window and into the bushes.

Then he laid back down into the bed slowly into the same position. Somehow, she had stopped moving, her nightmare had probably stopped. He then slowly fell into a deep sleep...