Human Scum Reincarnated in Dragon Ball

Six months later: Age 762, May 1st, Tuesday

Chopsy was bored! He had enough of training... it was so boring!! He was much stronger than before, but he definitely wasn't on the level of Nappa or Vegeta yet. He bad been slacking off of his training and indulging in his 'desires' with his women. Only two had gotten pregnant so far! And he learnt that he had the ability to make them not pregnant! He could make it so his sperm wouldn't produce a baby!

But he couldn't make it so it would have 100% chance of making a baby. But that was a small problem since he could just fuck his women again and again until they got pregnant. He had introduced his women to Chi Chi as well. She was completely shocked and depressed at the revelation for a few days. But that problem was quickly solved with some 'physical action'.

And right now, two of his women were pregnant! Chi Chi and Bulma! They had been pregnant for over six months now. They'd better have girls! Well, if they were boys, he'd take them as lackeys and hypnotise them. Maybe castrate them just in case? If they were girls, obviously he'd take them as his women too!

Anyway, the gravity chamber had been made a few months earlier too! He trained in it quite a lot, but gradually bored of it. He'd rather not be crushed by pressure all day, while doing intense exercises and some mental training.

Right now, he felt like he should train more for the incoming Saiyan attack but he could barely be bothered. But obviously he had to... it was necessary! Raditz was constantly training, non-stop! He was still training under Korin, learning techniques, Ki sense and what-not. His talent was amazing after all.

One time, Chopsy had sensed his Ki and he had gotten a pretty big boost in power! He guessed that it was maybe a Zenkai? Or Ultra Divine Water?!

Speaking of that, he still needed to get his potential unlocked too. Maybe he would be strong enough to fight the Saiyans without training? His mental fortitude really was terrible...

Chopsy then went to go to Capsule Corp to ask for a spaceship! He knew that Dr Brief was already working on one, but he could probably speed up the process with his Magic Materialisation!

Six months later: Age 762, November 1st

Chopsy waved goodbye to his women and two children, as he went off on his way to go find Raditz. He didn't want to teleport for now so he just flew.

Oh, and about his two children. They were both girls! Beautiful girls! One of them had spiky black hair and black eyes, she clearly was a Saiyan of some sort, Chopsy guessed that it happened due to him absorbing Goku for some reason..? He had even gotten DNA tests and used Hypnosis to make sure, and he could feel the 'resonation' between child and parent.

And his intuition said it was his child too. So she was definitely his, but turned out to be a Half-Saiyan, which was pretty awesome, since he could now have her fight along withhim! Anyway, the Saiyan child was his and Chi-Chi's. And her name was - 'Sora'! This meant something like sky or heaven, well at least Chi-Chi said so, he wasn't really paying attention.

And his other child, the one with Bulma and him. She was called Skimpy, a clear and obvious pun on undergarments, completely fitting in with the Brief family. She had lavender hair and beautiful, blue eyes. Anyway, she was also a half-Saiyan too, for some reason? Maybe his children would inherit part of the stronger bloodlines he had absorbed. Like if he absorbed Frieza's bloodline, maybe he could create a Frieza/Saiyan hybrid child?

But it really was a pity that his own Majin bloodline never got passed on. Or maybe he was just unlucky. But that didn't matter.

Anyway, what was most important was, he now had two little girls, Sora and Skimpy! He was obviously going to add them to his harem! He didn't really have a problem with them now, but they'd probably break and die if he 'did' them now. Maybe he'd wait until they were a bit older...

Well apart from the disturbing fact that he had absolutely zero morals, he was now on his journey of flying to Raditz! He was flying at a slow pace. Right now, he was nearly 2x stronger than before, and that was in raw power of his Ki. Not to mention that he could fight above his power level with his broken techniques and abilities.

If he had to guess, he could defeat Nappa with complete ease, but probably not Vegeta. But he could easily win with some cheap tricks, he was a master at those. And with Raditz as a distraction, his 'tricks' probably had a higher chance of success anyway.

He did like Raditz, but that didn't mean he was completely indispensable. He was a brother, a comrade, but that didn't mean he was on the same level as Chopsy. No one would ever be on the same level as him!

He had some respect for people, but even more respect for himself! Maybe... he was a bit too narcissistic..?

Soon, Chopsy reached Korin's tower, seeing Raditz there, calmly meditating. His presence was completely different, Chopsy nodded in approval. He then said

"Saiyan! Yo!"

"Oh, it's you human. Hello." Raditz replied calmly.

'What the hell?! He's changed!' Chopsy thought.

"Ah, just kidding! I'm so strong now, you better fight me! I bet I'm the strongest now!"

"Haha, you're still the same! But not today, we're going to go to find your Saiyan friends!"

"What?! Nappa, Vegeta?!"

"Yeah, I wanna call them down to Earth and fight them! Or maybe just fight them on a different planet?"

"Sure, sure! Finally! Let's kill 'em!"

Raditz excitedly followed Chopsy to the spaceship. Yes, spaceship. It was exactly the same as Goku's when he went to Namek! But it had been developed early because of Chopsy's help with his abilities! But apart from that, they had even created a scouter! Chopsy realised he could create one exactly like Raditz'. Including the tracker and transmitter inside!

So, they teleported to the spaceship, Chopsy sitting down on the couch, while Raditz went to go look around.

Chopsy materialised the scouter in his hand and scanned Raditz' power level. It was preeetty strong! A power level of 6300! He always kept his power unsuppressed since he liked intimidating people. The other Z-Fighters, like Piccolo, Tien, Krillin, gradually got used to the power level as they found out Raditz was now a good guy, but they were still wary of him. He killed Goku after all. Well, they thought he did.

Anyway, after fiddling around with all of the options on it. He talked as if pretending to have a conversation with someone, "What?! You found all the dragon balls?! All 7 of them? So what are you gonna wish for? I heard that the dragon can grant any wish! WHAT?! Immortality! You'll be even stronger than me then! Let me come and see! When are you gonna wish? In two days?! Damn, that's too early for me to reach where you are..."

He knew Vegeta and Nappa probably heard all of that, since Raditz' scouter's signal randomly came back up. So obviously they would be confused and pay attention to what was going on, and from hearing about 'immortality', Vegeta would completely ignore the fact that this conversation happened as soon as the scouter turned on, which was fishy as hell! And Nappa... he was too dumb to think of anything like that anyway.

Chopsy also made sure to make them underestimate the people on Earth too. He said that he would only reach around the planet in 2 days. That clearly told them that he was a weakling. And now, his preparation had been set up! They'd probably arrive at Earth in a day, they'd find a way to get here quick, after all, Vegeta was desperate for immortality.

And so- the battle would begin- soon.