Human Scum Reincarnated in Dragon Ball

Six months later: Age 762, November 3rd

Chopsy yawned as he slowly got up from the bed. He didn't really have to sleep much since he was a Majin, but he still did it just to rest his mind for a bit.

He slowly got up, while feeling the huge energy signatures on the other side of the planet. Seems that Vegeta and Nappa had arrived a while ago?

These past six months, he had been training a lot! But obviously his training time wasn't on the level of Goku who trained all day, every day. He took a bunch of breaks too, and stopped training after a certain point, but it was okay. After all, he had unlocked 2/10 DNA when he had reached a battlepower of 7000!

And when he unlocked the DNA, he got a boost in strength. He went from 7000 all the way up to 9800! He was much stronger than all the Z-Fighters, Nappa and Goku! Goku could beat him if he used Kaioken, but that was a technique that he could easily copy.

Vegeta was something else for now though... that guy had a battlepower of 18,000 in the Dragon Ball timeline! But obviously, with Chopsy's broken abilities and shameless way of fighting, he had a decent chance against the Saiyan.

Chopsy teleported to the place where he sensed Ki signatures.

On the ground were multiple dead bodies, and a bit further away from the scene were Goku and Vegeta facing off. 'Already this quickly?! Well, I'll just wait until a perfect time to absorb the guy!'

Chopsy flew behind them, following them to the wasteland. And soon, the two Saiyans finally came to a stop. After a minute of boring, irrelevant talk later, they started to fight! They both lunged at each other, instantly disappearing. They seemed to be evenly matched, but soon Vegeta got bored and just thrashed Goku, and said,

"Unleash your hidden power!"

Goku complied and activated Kaioken. Chopsy closely watched as Goku used the technique, it seemed pretty simple!

He wanted to try it out instantly, but he wanted to wait for the perfect opportunity to fuck them both over! Together! He wasn't a good guy, why would he even help Goku in the first place?! Unless he could benefit...

Chopsy thought for a moment before nodding his head. Goku dying would be for the best. He would probably get stronger on King Kai's planet anyway, so it was fine. He'd probably be unable to turn Super Saiyan and fight Frieza but why would Chopsy care?! If anything, Chopsy would help him turn Super Saiyan, boost his power, and then absorb him!

That way he could get stronger easily. Just like growing crops and harvesting them at the right moment!

As Chopsy rambled on in his head, the Saiyans' battle slowly reached its supposed 'climax'. Vegeta rose up into the air and charged his Galick Gun, clearly trying to blow up the planet. Goku used his Kamehameha, of course with Kaioken x3, against Vegeta. The two beams clashed, creating sparks of energy and massive shockwaves everywhere.

Chopsy watched on, waiting for a moment to get at Vegeta and Goku. Right now they would be really vulnerable, especially Goku. If Chopsy went up to Goku and attacked him, Goku wouldn't be able to retaliate. If he stopped his Kamehameha, that meant the planet would blow up from the Galick Gun. So obviously, he'd allow himself to be killed, because then he would at least have a chance of surviving.

And Vegeta was vulnerable too since Chopsy could just teleport behind him and turn him into a chocolate. That guy couldn't sense Ki anyway.

But the problem with this was, if Chopsy went now, he'd probably be caught in their crossfire. So, the best thing would be to wait for them to finish fucking each other over, and then absorb them both together! Or maybe heal them, giving them a Zenkai, and then absorb them?

That worked better, but it was risky... But Chopsy liked risky!

After Goku went Kaioken x4, Vegeta's Galick Gun completely lost. He was sent flying into the air but Chopsy realised that he would probably survive it with only minor injuries. So Chopsy just thought for a moment before throwing a full-powered Ki ball to boost the power of the detached Kamehameha wave.

And the result - was Vegeta being completely engulfed by a huge ray of blue light. Chopsy hissed as he thought, 'Too much! Too much! Is he dead?!'

Chopsy would rather the Saiyan be alive than dead, for obvious reasons. And from the sky, he saw Vegeta's completely bloody, mangled body falling from the sky. He quickly teleported to where he fell and saw that the Saiyan was on the border of life and death. But a Saiyan like him could probably survive with those injuries for quite a while. He couldn't move due to stamina loss, but he could survive. That was great for Chopsy!

Then Chopsy turned his head towards Goku who was looking in shock and wariness at him. Chopsy grinned as he asked,

"Do you remember me?"

"Y-You're the guy that killed me! But in a good way! I think..?"

Chopsy nodded in response. The guy was definitely still gullible, but clearly he was getting smarter and now knew to doubt Chopsy.

"I'm the guy that killed you. Oh, and Raditz is a good guy by the way!"

"Oh, I know. I saw him at Korin's Tower, and he said he would come to fight the Saiyans too."

"But he didn't?"

"No! I dunno why!"

Chopsy thought for a while. And then he smacked his forehead in realisation. Raditz probably overestimated the Saiyans' power and thought they could last for longer, until he arrived! But now, Raditz probably knew that they were dead, Nappa's energy signature had basically disappeared and Vegeta's was literally impossible to sense as of right now.

Chopsy then went up to the half-dead Goku and told him,

"I'm going to heal you. Here eat this Senzu Bean."

"Senzu Be- WOAH!! You can make them from your hands!!"

"Yup! Here, eat."

Goku nodded in excitement, clearly ready to question on how it worked, it was such a broken ability! Chopsy evilly smirked in his head, this only worked when you had quite some mastery in Magic Materialisation. And that was an inherent ability, it couldn't be learned.

After Goku had healed, they both could sense his power had risen by over twofold! Chopsy maniacally laughed in his head.

Goku jumped up and did some stretches as he said, amazed, "I feel so strong! I bet I could beat Vegeta if we fought again!"

"You probably cou-"

"Never mind that! Show me your senzu bean-making trick!"

Goku interrupted, instantly leaping in front Chopsy. He didn't notice the tiny, evil smirk that Chopsy had on his face. Even Chopsy was struggling to conceal his emotions. It wasn't like the power boost would be super huge. It was just the fact that he could get stronger without training! It made his life so much easier!

Chopsy brought his index finger out towards Goku and told him,

"It's an inherent ability that I can pass on. Bring your forehead closer, I'll pass on the knowledge."

Goku complied and kneeled down, as if bowing down to a king. Chopsy smirked and stood still for a while, enjoying the feeling of being superior to this peasant. He brought his finger towards Goku's forehead and shut his eyelids. Instantly, Chopsy pierced through his skull and brain with a finger beam.

Goku's eyes were still closed, as if he had fallen into an eternal sleep. Slowly, Goku's body just limped down to the floor and then condensed into a chocolate. A very delicious and powerful looking chocolate!

Chopsy bent down to grab the chocolate, while pointing his finger out towards a particular rock. He popped the chocolate into his mouth, and let loose a finger beam. A small grunt was heard from behind the rock. And then Yajirobe fell out from behind, dead.

Chopsy adjusted to the power brought from the chocolate and slowly walked over to the one Yajirobe had formed. He popped it into his mouth, while thinking, 'What a crappy taste! Well, at least it's something.'

While thinking of these thoughts, he also had the idea of killing every human on Earth and then eating their chocolates. There was 7 billion humans, eating all their chocolates could net him more than a few hundred million in power level! He doubted his Absorption would work like that, but just in case, he made a mental note to try it out at some point.

Chopsy then walked over to the half-dead Vegeta, who hadn't realised any of this happening. He grabbed Vegeta by the collar and sat him down. He fed him a senzu bean, and as soon as he had healed, he snapped his neck, killing him, but he also used his knee to break his spine for good measure.

Chopsy felt no pity at all for what he just did. Vegeta was probably crying his eyes out right now though. He had been healed, revived. But as soon as he realised that, he was instantly killed.

Chopsy grabbed the chocolate formed from Vegeta and popped it into his mouth. This one was pretty delicious, much better than Goku's! He nodded and hummed in delight. What a nice feast!

Chopsy then casually walked away from the scene, licking his lips, still hungry for more. But he knew he should instead go train so he could have the even better treats from Namek. So he went off on his way to the spaceship, he could use the gravity chamber there! And he didn't really care about whether Goku and Vegeta ended up being revived or not. He was going to revive them himself if they weren't anyway.

Chopsy used a scouter and checked his new battlepower: 11855