Chapter 133: Stone Release

December 2009

Zhang Yimou was interviewed and talked about his new film”Three Guns Surprise”, and vigorously promoted the film. Zhang Yimou frankly said that”Three Guns” was made for the New Year market, and the film can bring a kind of happiness and even novel enjoyment to the audience. The original conception of”Three Guns” was pure suspense, and the current genre is”comedy + suspense”, which is his first attempt at this style.

It’s like a horn is blowing

Director Zhu Yanping is also busy

On the one hand, they are hyping up the scandal between Jay Chou and Lin Zhilin, on the other hand, they are praising how novel and interesting the plot of”刺陵” is. Various press releases analyze from 180 angles how worthy it is for the audience to go to the cinema.

Compared with these two……

“Crazy Stone”, which was also released during the New Year’s Day holiday, seems to be a small transparent movie with no sense of existence. After all, there are quite a lot of similar small transparent movies to be released during the New Year’s Day holiday, and most of them have the ending of a one-day tour in the theater. This is the most common treatment for low-budget movies.

But Li Qi also has his own stubbornness.

He did not get discouraged because his promotion was not as good as others, but tried his best to promote”Crazy Stone”. If one more person knew about the movie, it might sell one more movie ticket. As a result, some people also helped Li Qi to promote it on Weibo, such as Hu Ge, one of the few friends in the circle, and Liu Shishi, Gao Yuanyuan, etc.

Li Qi was very touched. It seems that he needs to work harder in this area in the future.

The next few days

The film market is quite turbulent. The advertisements of”Three Guns” are everywhere, and the publicity of”刺陵” is not far behind, attracting countless attention from the industry.

It really is like a fight between gods!

Compared with these two films, Crazy Stone, a small-cast film, didn’t even have a decent press release, and it almost entirely relied on the shouts of a few actors such as Li Qi.…… that’s all

It’s the end of December

On the evening of the 30th, cinemas across the country were very busy, and many movie lovers lined up early to buy tickets. The most popular movie was”Three Guns”.》

The second is”刺陵”》

Li Qi saw all of this with his own eyes. He was in a movie theater at the moment. Wearing a mask and a hat, no one could recognize Li Qi after he was wrapped tightly. The person who came with Li Qi was Na Xiaoza, who played Dao Ge’s girlfriend in the movie.

Yang Xue had something to do so she didn’t come over tonight

After checking the tickets, Li Qi entered the theater and looked around. He found that many seats were empty, with only a few people sitting sparsely in front and behind. Until the movie officially started, the occupancy rate of the”Crazy Stone” theater was still less than 30%!

And at this moment, the discussion?

No one discussed Crazy Stone before the screening. Before the movie started, everyone was either chatting about irrelevant topics or playing with their phones out of boredom.

“It would be better if there were fewer people”

A young couple sitting in the back row of Li Qi were talking in private. It was obvious that they were not there to watch a movie but to go on a date. What the movie would show was probably not something that the couple cared about at all.

Na Xiaoza rolled his eyes speechlessly

Is this a curse that no one will watch our movie?

Fortunately, these two people are also well-mannered. Although they used this occasion as a date, when the movie started, they did not continue to chat and go straight to the topic, but simply watched a few movies first.

The movie begins

The protagonist Bao Shihong, the factory director’s son Xie Xiaomeng, Xu Shanzheng’s secretary Siyan, the factory director Xie Baldhead and Dao Ge’s trio appeared in turn, and the interpersonal relationships and character personalities of the film gradually had a clear display.——

This story revolves around jade

When Xie Bald’s handicraft factory was not doing well and was about to go bankrupt, he accidentally found a piece of jade in the toilet. He asked an expert to take a look and found out it was jadeite of great value!

God is not without his own will

Bald Xie hopes to use this to hype up the news and sell the jadeite for a good price to ease the financial pressure. However, Bald Feng, played by Xu Shanzheng, has his eyes on his land and wants to buy it to build a building. He doesn’t want the jadeite incident to ruin his plan to buy the land, so he asks Siyan to sabotage it.——

The story completes the initial foreshadowing

Everything revolves around this jade

Siyan is full of bad intentions, so he directly hired the international thief Mike to steal the jadeite. The international thief Mike is played by Li Qi. When he appeared, he was wearing a fashionable leather jacket, a brand new white shirt inside, and a little hairspray on his hair. He was very coquettish and stylish. He casually threw the cigarette butt into Siyan’s wine glass.

“You are indeed a master!”

Four Eyes said:”Just tell me, houch?”

Mike looked indifferent, looked in the mirror, slowly adjusted his clothes, fixed his hair, and then said in a light tone:”One hundred thousand dollars”

“What do you want me to prepare?”

“One car is enough”

After reaching a deal with the wretched Four Eyes to steal the jadeite, Mike, dressed in an international style, came to the station in the mountain city, carrying a silver box in his hand. sunglasses

Slim fit leather jacket

A brand new white shirt. (To read exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

He is still handsome and elite. Compared with the bumpkins in the previous part of the movie, he is a breath of fresh air in the whole movie. Unfortunately, his handsomeness will not last for more than three seconds.——

“Guess who I am!”

When he got a taxi, his eyes were covered by the black-skinned member of the thief trio, who said in a familiar and joking tone,”I’ll give you three chances!”

“You got the wrong person.”

Mike’s tone was very calm, but Hei Pi suddenly laughed, as if he found Mike’s reaction very funny:”No, no, there are still two chances!”

Request flowers

“Please let go”

Mike is losing his patience

Dao Ge and his partner took this opportunity to throw Mike’s box into the taxi and left directly. Seeing that the two friends had successfully completed the task, Hei Pi hurriedly said,”Okay, okay, don’t open your eyes yet.……”

He quickly fled.[]

Mike opened his eyes and looked back, but he didn’t see Heipi. He lowered his head and found that the box had disappeared. He stood there for three seconds with a serious face, as if he was in a mess in the wind:

“I’m gonna give you a lung!”

Maybe he was really angry, he didn’t even speak Mandarin, the lines spoken with a strong accent instantly formed a contrast with the elite image he had shown before. This performance also touched the few audiences in the theater for the first time.

“Oh my god!”

“Ha ha ha ha!”

“This is so funny!”

“The big thief was taught a lesson by the small thief!”

The few audience members in the theater actually laughed a lot. Even the girl in the couple sitting behind Li Qi slapped her thigh with joy and couldn’t hide her joy in her tone:”I thought Mike was a master of killing with one blow, and the price of the shot alone was 100,000 US dollars. In the end, a few thieves tricked him. Look at his serious expression!”

“oh……”

Her boyfriend came to the cinema for a date, so he decided to watch”Crazy Stone”. If he really wanted to watch a movie, he would have chosen the ticket for”Three Guns”. Unexpectedly, his girlfriend was so interested in watching this movie that few people bought tickets for that movie that she ignored him sitting next to her. He couldn’t help but feel a little uninterested.

So he answered perfunctorily.

The camera turns and Hei Pi opens Mike’s box, while Dao Ge is talking on the phone with his girlfriend.

Dao Ge’s girlfriend asked Dao Ge to go out and play

Daoge refused sternly, saying,”I am doing this for our future. I just don’t understand. My career is on the rise right now. How can I leave?””

At first glance, it seems fine.

However, Dao Ge, as a thief who is in the rising period of his career, is so serious, which once again touched the funny points of the audience in the theater. Many people were laughing.

“Hahahahahahaha!”

The girl at the back was also completely attracted by the movie at this moment, and laughed even more happily:”This Dao brother is too ridiculous, he regards petty theft as a career, and he can be so self-righteous, it’s really unique!”

“Um”

Her boyfriend said casually

The girl was dissatisfied:”Not funny?”

The boy said casually:”Maybe I have a high sense of humour… I have seen a lot of low-budget comedy movies of this level… It’s boring… Many foreign low-budget comedy movies are much better than this one.””


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